#wealthy husband

[samxcadwell]

I want to marry Jupiter incarnate

#jupiter #manifesting #wealthy husband

[zappedbyzabka]

“What do we do now, Philly?”

“We get outta here, that’s what we do. Come on!”

Baby Billy “Quiet!” and voice crack + source <3 ⬇️

#He was so willowy #Lawrusso auuuuu #Omg. Early stage gun moll with an unhelpful Clyde #Jake is a future ‘Yes. dear’ husband because Philly had him by the earlobe #Philly grows to scam like crazy. Smoking while perched on the knee of a wealthy sleaze he plans to shoot. Or make Jake shoot. #william zabka

[ghostlyfleur]

♡ paris honeymoon with husband!steve

#fleur museum™ #moodboards #husband!steve harrington #lovesick!steve harrington #wealthy!steve harrington maybe #steve harrington #steve harrington x wife #steve harrington x oc #steve harrington moodboards #steve harrington aesthetic #steve harrington imagine #steve harrington fluff #marriage

[deniigi]

Title: Shorn

Summary: Obi-Wan shaves his beard and there is great controversy in the hallway outside his quarters as the others await the reveal.

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And finally, finally the hiss of a door sounds. Kix has never been more grateful for General Kenobi in his life. He turns with relief in the center of his tongue, but it evaporates like sugar.

The person standing in the doorway of General Kenobi’s quarters is not General Kenobi.

“Woah,” Commander Tano says. “You look terrible.”

“Thank you, padawan,” the stranger says in exactly General Kenobi’s voice with his same accent, but with lips.

Visible lips. And moles. Visible moles.

“General,” CO Cody says. He salutes and the rest of his men follow his lead.

“At ease, Cody,” The impersonator sighs. “Is it that bad?”

“No sir,” CO Cody says without missing a beat. “It is nice to see you are refreshed, sir.”

General Skywalker curls his lips at him.

“Obi-Wan,” he starts.

“Refreshed is one way to put it,” General Kenobi (????) says. “Yes, Anakin?”

General Skywalker falters under the attention of his former-master. General Kenobi’s face is smooth now, and his lips turn down slightly at their corners in a manner that makes him look exhausted.

He has a deep dimple in his chin. Who knew?

“It’s nothing,” General Skywalker says.

CO Cody holds his gaze with a quirked brow. The General glowers.

“Nothing?” General Kenobi asks. “What’re you all doing here?”

“Awaiting your return, sir,” CO Cody says.

“It’s a fire hazard, Cody. In this hallway? I’m disappointed,” Kenobi says.

CO Cody inclines his head as if to say ‘and you’re very welcome.’ Kenobi studies him for a moment before the exhausted corners of his lips lift slightly.

“Well, get on with it,” he says. “How do I look? Be honest, Cody.”

“Like shit, sir,” CO Cody says from the chest.

“Handsome shit?” Kenobi asks.

“As a mule’s ass.”

Kenobi beams. CO Cody surveys him with nonchalance.

“Do you need guidance returning to the bridge, General?” he asks.

“Oh yes, I am helpless, dear. Downtrodden and traumatized. Please escort me.”

CO Cody nods and holds out his arm. General Kenobi threads his under it and allows CO Cody to take a few steps before turning back to take in General Anakin’s silent fuming.

“Anakin,” he says after a beat, “Please refrain from insulting my commander. I enjoy the privilege of status he allows me to feel every fortnight.”

The last nail slams into the coffin.

“If you are good, I will consider allowing you feel it tonight,” CO Cody says smoothly.

“Oh, dearest, you are too kind,” Kenobi croons. “Shall we clear the schedule?”

“Not on your life.”

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#fic #ficlet #codywan #there is nothing I live for more than for Obi-Wan and Cody to be locked in an endless loop of various roleplaying #my favorites are when Obi-Wan pretends to be a wealthy wife and Cody his long suffering husband #both of them pretending to be debutantes #both pretending to be stuffy old academics #Cody playing the role of dainty damsel #if its camp #if its over the top #if they manage to keep a straight face through it #it's perfect

[twiggiesketches]

All I draw is these two kissing

#im not sorry though #helluva boss #helluva boss stella #helluva boss striker #strella #tagged for b0n3r alert #are clothed b0n3rs okay on this PURITANICAL WEBSITE? #They sneak around in hotels because if anyone knew they were hooking up GOODNESS. #they can't be SEEN with each other #how hypocritical #how embarrassing #how R o m a n t i i i c c c x x #you cant bring the POOR PERSON you hired to kill your husband into the PALACE #thats looked down upon #you can't d!ckdown your wealthy clients and still be a hero to the working class #i forgot his tail stripes in the first one oops ill fix it in the colored version

[mcl4r3n]

#happy dad with the happy couple #lawrence is over the moon that his son's husband is so caring and also wealthy and stable #lance stroll #fernando alonso

[freebooter4ever]

Yikes i read the article and there are SO MANY terrifying sentences. Girls if your self worth in your twenties is based around looking down on and degrading 'older' women in their thirties....that is a slippery slope.

Also the author talks as if her tiny window of experience is universal. Most of my friends who are in true partnerships are happy in their 30's including the ones who have kids.

"I had high breasts, most of my eggs, plausible deniability when it came to purity, a flush ponytail, a pep in my step" like wtf this woman sounds as if she's stuck in a bridgerton episode???? Like her nubile body is being presented at cotillion to the highest bidding elegible bachelor. How are we not past this feeling like a requirement as a society?????

#Jrnlsht #Life is a gamble and just because some of us picked one path and lost doesnt mean the other path was better #Am i alone and realizing that because of the economy and gap in wages i will probably never be able to have kids as a single mother? #Yeah #But marrying young to someone wealthy is also no garuntee of happiness i have seen that crash and burn with my friends too #In one instance a friend who gave up everything for her wealthy boyfriend only to have him suddenly turn her out of the house after a decad #Of living together #Meanwhile my bff and her husband with their two kids have been together for over 14 years and are still happy as pigs in mud #And i have plenty of friends with no kids and a career instead who are very happy #The thing you dont want to end up with is me: 35 alone unlovable AND no career hahahahahaha my life is great

[vigilskeep]

sera inching ahead in the sera vs iron bull discussion because sera being able to theoretically say “my wife lady helena” is REALLY funny to me

#scrappy robin hood elf acting out revenge on the wealthy. and her wife Lady Helena #to be fair regardless of seras actual feelings and motivations. i feel like scampering off with a noble-born daughter IS a red jenny move #helena: if it helps i have a noble ex-husband who would be really mad right now #sera: okay yeah this is doing it for me #(the noble ex-husband is pending confirmation on his existence but its funny here so im mentioning him) #helena trevelyan

[idliketobeatree]

i see your "crowley goes for a nap after the divorce" and i raise you: the next time he wakes up, he groggily drags a hand through his curly, tangled, long enough to reach his mid-back mess of hair like it belongs to a drowning figure in a pre-raphaelite painting

#good omens #crowley #long haired crowley #yeahh not letting this go #haunted by the vision of crowley experiencing a part of her post-s2 stage like a wealthy heartbroken wife with a case of melancholy #messier and more extra than in flood era #like. as an AU thing #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #ineffable divorce #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #crowley x aziraphale #marcela talks #q

[fallout-lou-begas]

when my first husband and i opened our relationship on halloween that was followed by me hooking up with a friend that my first husband and i had known since college and who my first husband and i had been able to reconnect with over the course of the year; and this friend became my confidant during the roughest parts of the oncoming divorce and as i opened up to them about it, they realized that they were also Going Through A Lot of Shit that put them in a similar boat and we became very emotionally intimate and involved with each other on top of the physical intimacy and now we're like a ~thing~ but it's not like a romantic thing where we're like girlfriends or whatever and we're definitely not exclusive but we're very close and very special to each other and we love each other and we're seeing each other (such a lovely phrase) and we went to michigan this weekend and i met their parents and it was really nice. the context for our relationship deepening was such a perfect right time, right place, right people, right reasons sort of thing that i'm comfortable saying that after months of grueling emotional grief and loss, they and this relationship we have is the best thing to come out of the divorce for me. the second-best thing is all the awesome lesbian sex i've been having with lots of different people. life is good

#posts that make me think i should probably just buy a journal instead #but whatever! lol #divorce era #i love referring to this man that i divorced like a month ago and am still very best friends with as 'my first husband' #like i'm some kind of middle aged and ostentatiously wealthy divorcee with an air of intrigue about her

[hairtusk]

if i had a massive amount of inherited wealth that was mine alone, i'd become a stay-at-home-mother in a heartbeat tbh

#like if i was hugely wealthy on my own terms and wasn't relying on my husband's generosity #i'd have kids and spend six-ish years raising them hands-on (with maybe a nanny to help every now and then) #then i'd get back into writing when my body had fully recovered and hire them several tutors to homeschool them #in the grounds of my enormous country manor #alas. rather bleak times to become a mother happening out there. #i was looking at carrie johnson's instagram after reading an article about 'mumfluencing' #and yeah her life seems nice. except she was no source of income and is living on the kindness of a well-documented adulterer #but if i could live like her while being entirely self-reliant i would 🤷‍♀️

[thebirdandhersong]

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#very few things are more depressing than listening to your friends #talk about money material pursuits wanting to live a ''rich'' life #and how wealthy/upper class they'd like their future husbands to be #i am still mentally sitting at that table shrinking in my seat thinking: #what is wrong with a simple and humble life?? does it matter what kind of car you own? #ok maybe it's depressing to me because the world seems so small and sad suddenly #when earlier in the day (while i was looking at the sea #and reading the part in the inklings biography where cs lewis starts doing #those bbc broadcasts on faith and morality #and eating ice cream and talking about thomas hardy and george eliot with another friend #and seeing the january stars come out in the sky #and listening to joy clarkson talk about romanticism on her podcast #and writing bits of prose and poetry down) the world seemed so beautiful and expansive #is it not enough to live a simple life and think and write about beautiful truthful good things? #does it MATTER so much if your boyfriend cant tell his soup spoon from his dessert spoon?? #will delete later i am just........dazed and strangely sad

[ibyul]

interviewed for another teaching job... will i ever even find a job lol- my brother is like. at least try it out. but i don't think I want to do any teaching job anymore it's way too much work. Anyway. I hope they find a great teacher and reject me so that I don't have to do the rejecting. What else can I say

#the job sounded okay on paper #but turned out to be just like any other teaching job aka tons and tons of work #but i mean i guess it was good interview practice #im a good interviewee alhamdulillah but im definitely rusty its been a while #the fact that ive applied to at least 40 jobs so far and have not gotten a single interview lol except for in teaching jobs #anyway. im happy with the qadr of Allah tbh #who knows maybe some wealthy husband will appear in my future and relieve me from 'working for money' and let me do passion projects instea #lol #or not #im happy with whatever honestly #its just the job application process always feels like such a big waste of time. like i could have spent that time doing smth more useful #💭.txt

[senatortedcruz]

How do you write like you're running out of time?

Write day and night like you're running out of time?

Everyday you fight like you're running out of time

Like you're running out of time

Are you running out of time?

#I have found a wealthy husband #Who will keep me in comfort for all my days #He is not a lot of fun but there's no one #Who can match you for turn of phrase #WELL

[july-19th-club]

the thing about loras tyrell is that he’s a stuck-up trust fund olympic fencer with a sort of hard-to-find sweet side and a face like he is always absolutely disgusted with you even when he’s not, and the love of his life is the nice-enough but incredibly naive spare heir to a corrupt mediterranean country who is always about ten seconds away from getting shot by his family’s connections in the mob for being An Inconvenience. these are positives to me though 

#like that's what the pairing is all about #the modern au is like one of those trashy steamy romance paperbacks where they need plot between the sex so they have somebody be wealthy a #and somebody else be refreshingly plucky and innocent. except they're both wealthy-in-trouble and neither of them are plucky or innocent #selfish sheltered garbage men but they really do love each other #oh my god i had a brienne modern au once where she was an olympic fencer or . was it triathlon. either way that’s how they know each other #and he haaaaates her bc he’s good but she’ll always be better #and because his fiance likes her in a friendly way and they gang up on him to playfully flirt at events and dinners #also cause she’s tall and he’s an insecure little pissbaby lmao #he;s always like. why would my husband. a gay man. not be more into this giant impressive butch than me. another gay man #and he is right to be afraid of this lmao not because of renly specifically just because brienne IS better than him in every conceivable wa #ive never seen game of thrones #a tag never more appropriate to a shitpost than this! #epee to a gunfight

[witchofinterest]

i think martha wayne should have been CEO. Thomas was already a doctor and a philanthropist, and philanthropist is the only thing she’s credited as. so yeah, i think martha should have been the ceo.

#i was writing my gotham fic when i thought of this #ya know give the girl sometime to do rather than have thomas do everything #also it fits w my fun martha wayne story #where she’s this socialite who’s trying to please her parents #she takes business classes bc that’ll be useful to help her future probably rich husband and finds she really likes them #and then meets Thomas Wayne a non wealthy man who wants to be a doctor #and they put in some hard work and make it work! #eventually they get martha’s parents money and it’s easier #and then they have Bruce! #you all know the rest #anyways #here’s my case for CEO martha #martha wayne #batman #true draft me true