#weird asks

[chiocchi]

If you don't mind answering, why do you ship Tom Riddle and Harry Potter? Besides the whole issue that they are enemies, and the age difference, both characters are heterosexual. It's canonical fact. If it's the dynamic you like... Have you thought about Tomione's ship? They have a lot of potential together. And in the right direction, they would be a couple that could make it in the books.

JDKLJKLFJSDLKFJA This kinda feels like people knocking on your door and trying to get you to believe in their religion. It's pretty funny.

I don't know why are you calling issues to a part of the pairing's appeal lkajdsjfs (And Hermione is Harry's age and they are on the same side too?). And not sure about that canonical fact. Harry can be read as bisexual quite easily and Voldemort|Tom... idk he seems more obsessed with power, immortality, and Harry. But even if that's the case, I don't see why it should matter. We're in fandom after all.

I don't know if I'll be able to convey why I like this ship so much. For starters, I'm really into the unique connection they share. There was a piece of Voldemort's soul inside Harry's; they had a mental link; a whole language they're the only ones to speak (for the most part); Voldemort chose him and marked him; and there's even a prophecy that linked them together. There aren't two people more connected than them. They're soulmates, and the fact that Voldemort didn't intend it and Harry hates it adds another layer of complexity.

But not only that, they're like a broken reflection of each other, which I find fascinating. In his second year, Harry was worried about the similarities between them. Both half-bloods, orphans, raised by Muggles, they both considered Hogwarts their first real home. I feel like they would have really understood each other in other circumstances. They would have been friends. Because one of their key differences is that Harry found friends and adults that loved him while Tom was probably bullied and, y'know, the whole Dumbledore thing.

Not to mention that Harry would die for everyone whereas Tom would kill everyone. They're insane in their own way. I love their similarities and differences, but more than anything else, I love when they're together. The fanfics and fanarts are awesome.

And the whole thing of being enemies feels quite gay sometimes klafjdlskfja. Harry can't help but think Tom is handsome and, despite everything Voldemort did, Harry wanted to give him one last chance to show remorse. I have no doubt Harry is crazy enough to actually forgive him.

I've thought about Tomione and I've come to the conclusion that I don't like it. pinktom has a really good post about it and I agree with it. Besides, Hermione liked Ron and had something with Krum, and they're nothing like Tom. Just because she's heterosexual doesn't mean she's attracted to any man, y'know? klajdlfkdjs I don't think they would have been a couple in the books, no matter the direction. If it's the dynamic you like, have you thought about Tomarry? More believable, more intense, and a wider range of wholesomeness to fucked up in the fics. It's really interesting. Unless you don't like men being together? Hmm? Suspicious (just kidding. To each their own. So no need to go to other people's asks to try to change their minds :kek:).

Also Harry is my favorite character and he's not replaceable. I kinda don't care about any other character tbh. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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[byleriscanon713by]

Mike doesn’t like PENIS he don’t want it in his bum

HAHAHAHAHA I KNOW THIS WAS MEANT TO BE A BYLER HATE ANON BUT WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY! M*LEVENS YALL CAN BE SO DELUSIONAL BUT SO FUNNY. PLUS I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PENIS I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT MIKE WANTING TO KISS A MAN. NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT SEX *cough cough* Milkvans who seem to have an obsession with wanting Mike and El to “make passionate love” in stranger things five.

#stranger things #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things 5 #byler tumblr #byler endgame #byler is canon #mike wheeler is gay #byler is life #byler nation #< target audience #weird asks

[mon-petit-coeur-noir]

Recently got an ask, inquiring why if I’m a “female” (🚩) do I post things (photos of “females”) because only men are able to appreciate (🚩🚩) was I doing it as an attempt to get men to talk to me?!?(🚩🚩🚩🚩)

The reason I post a lot of women is because I love women, they’re stunning, smart, kind, sexy and magic. I mean it’s HER! (The infinite her not just Taylor swift lol )

#lipfetish #love this look on her #weird asks #men are great too #bi means both #gif #taylor swift

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

do you want to go squirrel stapling with me :3

Fucking what?

#asks #ask #weird asks

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

"ghosts of white mlm shipping" literally no one is saying that but go off i guess

Context

Never accuse me of being a liar again

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[grauntiemotersblog]

I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?"

As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot,

"Tally ho lads"

the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

#shut up grauntie #my art #original art #lol #weird asks #weird anons #art #funny

[consult-sherlockholmes]

What the hell is this website even anymore? Why do I still bother...

#rp #sherlock rp #sherlock roleplay #roleplay #weird asks #you are all psychotic

[qiqinal]

You give Banban nice tits 😁

Thanks???

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[donniesexceptionalmind]

*Sigh*- Apologies but- Ur Mom

Never had one.

#:] #donnies exceptional mind #donnie answers #turtle net #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #ur mom #weird asks

[mactavishsgfandwife]

Hello🥰 do you write fics? Would you mind taking one of my request? I was thinking maybe reader was recently out of depression because of an event that happened and she meets tf141. They help her through it because they’re sacred that she’ll get back into it but they realize she’s ok and she’s on a good road. Later on in the fic reader finds Simon in the corner with tears in his eyes and all you can smell in the air is fart (Simon has farted)

NOT ANOTHER ONE

#that’s the look of judgement #weird asks

[usuallyherdragon]

Ciri invites Vernon to the fair together. Roche has work and Temeria, but the witcher convinces him that rest will not hurt him, so he agrees. Ciri wants to dance, but Roche is clearly not in the mood for this, so he, hoping to cheer up his lady, buys her a bouquet of tulips (she even pins one on his chaperone)

I think they will end up kissing, sitting somewhere by the lake, after together kicking off the Nilf spies sent by Emperor Voorhis to kill Ciri…

Okay?

Are you planning to send that to everyone who ever heard about The Witcher or something? Cause I'm pretty sure I saw this exact ask being answered somewhere else already.

Is unsolicited Ciri/Roche the new dickpic or something? You know, sending things to people who had no opinion on the ship whatsoever, but in an annoying way to make sure they'll dislike it?

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[weird0strawberry]

hello, its me again I'm going to give you rabbit facts. - rabbits don't like carrots that much actually, having too many can actually hurt their immune systems, its amazing as a treat though, Usually they prefer greens, like Lettuce or Celery, And the tops of carrots are their favorites. - they can pass out from fear / fall over, or even, die from it. - Rabbits are very sensitive creatures and need a based diet with fruits, vegetables and most preferably store made kibble. If their diet is interrupted, or say they only get potatoes for multiple months, that can lead to lots of issues for the rabbit and lead to problems with their stomach, or even problems with their movement skills, since rabbits need a very special diet! - Rabbits love cuddling eachother, they love affection in general, rabbits will rub their noses together as affection, or even play fight / chase eachother around, rabbits that are bonded will groom/clean eachother regularly and cuddle at bedtime, they need someone to have with them or they will become lonely and depressed, if their rabbit friend suddenly disappears they will also get sad and grieve, a good way to keep a rabbit from being depressed is giving them a stuffed animal that resembles a rabbit that has furr they can clean or mimic grooming with, and cuddle. They're very social creatures. - Rabbits feet are very sensitive, they need to have a place to stand on that isn't hot or hard on the feet, like, wood as an example, usually cages with bottoms that are empty have wooden platforms for the rabbit to stand on, since without those they can get soles on their feet, or they can loose some motor skills. - Rabbits ears are very sensitive, they need to be cleaned regularly by either the rabbit itself or their mate, If not cleaned regularly they will get infections easily, which are nasty. - Rabbits do not like ducks. - Rabbits usually have a lot of energy and are very agile creatures, being in a cage all day is very bad for them if they cannot run around enough, letting them out of the cage is good for them and letting them run around your house or outside is something that can keep your rabbit healthy and happy. - Rabbits are very prone to overheating. - Again with the potato thing, usually with my experience atleast rabbits aren't very fond of potatoes, they prefer more green vegetables, my rabbits always chose lettuce or celery over potatoes, even strawberries. Or any other plant i offered. i love rabbits if you want more lmk

so what I’m hearing is that Pandora’s vault,,, might not be the most enriching environment for rabbits lol

but as for rabbit hybrid c!dream god,,, it would be fucking tragic that hey, even if c!q didn’t particularly target mobility or his feet or burn him, just the mere fact of being in Pandora’s vault is doing permanent damage. Torture made it worse, but some of the hardest to recover from things are just collateral damage of the prolonged suffering imprisonment in a lava box and malnourishment/starvation do to someone

also hhhh c!punz/c!techno/someone tenderly bandaging damaged feet/ears that c!dream just got so used to ignoring… a wound left to fester so long, it’s become part of you… a mark for c!sam to be proud of

#alos v sry that this is late<3 I would love more bunny/rabbit stuff! #also u mentioned the thing with duck and now I’m imagining c!dre making #growling and hissing sounds and q furiously quacks at him LOL #it v funny in my head #ghostywisp #weird asks

[superbeans89]

genocide is a horrible thing no matter who commits it

…yes?

I’m not really sure what else to say here.

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[aroacesafeplaceforall]

Do you know the

Muffin man

I am going to smite you.

#asks #ask #weird asks

[a-book-of-creatures]

not all ungulates are deer, it was a graphic about deer not Bovidae, africa wasn’t excluded on purpose

You seem to be making three different points at once but I can assure you that there aren’t enough native African deer species to satisfy that graphic’s requirements.

Africa is the land of bovids. Cervids so far only managed to reach the northern tip.

#bovidae #cervidae #weird asks #map is probably out of date but it makes the point #Where did I even say all ungulates are deer?

[wolfnanaki]

How do you think Worm Drama would react if they found a dismembered arm on the ground behind their school?

Fang freaks out a little but manages to stay calm. They try to figure out the best course of action.

Trish can't handle it at all and pukes in a nearby bush. She spends the whole time a shaking, sobbing mess.

Reed acts unsettlingly unpreturbed and starts instructing Fang on how to dispose of it. Inside, he is screaming.

#ask box #weird asks #Goodbye Volcano High #GVH