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Until It Becomes A Pumpkin- Part Four: Irregular Shapes

When the Student Council President and Vice President are both crushing on the same guy- who is actually crushing on his friend and classmate- and the friend and classmate is crushing on a different friend and club member who is crushing on the Vice President, things get… complicated.

anime high school rom com au

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Part Four: Irregular Shapes

The unlocking of the old club room was akin to a child getting to go into a candy store. The moment the door was open Roman was through the door and flopping on the couch praising it for being a good couch and waiting for him.

“You’re insane,” Virgil told him.

Roman sat up and shot a glare at his friend, “You don’t need to ruin people’s happiness for sport.”

“I don’t need to, I just like to.”

“You-”

“ So,” Patton interrupted. “ Mr. Club President, can you tell us what’s the plan for our first meeting?”

Roman quickly rose from his spot and moved to the small desk in the room, from it he pulled out a few expo markers and moved to the whiteboard. “We have a few things to accomplish for the first meeting of WeView. First thing we need to do is-”

“Can I ask why it’s called WeView, quickly?” Dee asked awkwardly as he and Logan both moved to sit down.

“Patton came up with it and I liked it. But now what we really need to do is-”

“Pick where we’re going to film first?” Remus suggested. “Cause I suggest that new cafe by the station.”

“I was thinking the same thing,” Virgil nodded in agreement.

“No, that's the obvious choice!” Roman disagreed. “We gotta be more fun than that.”

“From a publicity standard, going with what’s new is probably a better way to start,” Dee mused. But at Roman’s glare he gave a cough. “ But considering that place is supposed to be expensive, the idea of a nice but cheap place is good too. Students would like to know where they could get good quality on a budget.”

Roman gave a nod of approval. If he had to deal with Dee all the time he was gonna milk this for as long as he could. “Exactly. And actually what I was gonna say is we need to…,” he paused to write what he wanted on the board before saying it aloud. “We need to pick the cohost of the show. It’s clear I am the lead, but who else will be on camera with me?”

“Can't we just rotate?” Patton asked in confusion.

“I think it should be Remus,” Virgil said. “The two of you are oil and water, it’s entertaining.”

Remus opened his mouth but Logan cut in, “I’m not entirely sure Remus’ sense of humor would be... appreciated. ”

“Then it should be Virgie,” Remus decided.

“ Actually ,” Roman put in. “I already had an idea. Mr. President?”

Logan blinked in confusion, “Yes?”

A pause. “Will you do it?”

The Student Council President gave him a dumbfounded look. “Me? I don’t understand.”

“The opposites of your personalities could be entertaining,” Dee mused. “Mr. Tall-Stern-And-Stupid pairs with someone with a flair for drama.”

“My grades are higher than yours,” Logan said shortly.m as he shook his head. He was about to list multiple reasons why it shouldn’t be him, but he managed to catch Roman’s eye and in an instant he seemed to understand that what Roman had planned was more than it seemed. Because the current rumor had grown a tad boring, so it was time for a new one wasn’t it? “Fine,” Logan sighed. “I’ll do it.”

“I can film then,” Virgil offered.

Roman gave a nod and began to write their positions on the board, hoping to hide his satisfied smile.

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It was strange.

Not a bad strange, rather it was a pretty good one. But it was strange nonetheless. Walking home with Virgil that is. Or well it really the whole club, but somehow he had come to linger in the back of the group with Virgil. If only he could think of something to say.

“Thanks for joining us again,” Virgil said to fill the silence and calm Logan.

Logan gave a nod. “I am a man of my word.”

“Yeah but...” he gave a sigh and his pace slowed further as he glanced at the others walking ahead. Logan followed suit. “Yes, but I basically tricked you and Dee into joining. You could have very easily backed out after that.”

Logan gave a swallow and tried to be like Dee by summoning a false confidence. “You were just being smart. And that was using Dee and I’s guilt at closing down your old club to your advantage. Because I think it’s clear that neither of us would ever-”

“That’s not what I meant. I meant because you both have a crush on me.”

The next words died on Logan’s lips. His mouth felt dry. Virgil knew? How? How did he know? It didn’t- how? He knew?

“I’m sure this is all awkward for you,” Virgil was saying. “So I wouldn’t blame you if you left because of it. I don’t want you to be upset and hang around because of me.”

“How..?”

Virgil raised an eyebrow in confusion before he seemed to understand. “Did I know? Because I’ve seen you compete with Dee.”

“I...I see.” Logan said. Virgil’s gaze turned downward toward the ground but he didn’t say anything more. “I appreciate your concern but I assure you I am fine.”

Virgil gave a slight nod. “Still I’m sorry... If it makes you feel better I’m in a similar spot. Patton’s only got eyes for Roman... Oh and I'll apologize to Dee himself so you don't need to tell him.

Logan nodded in acknowledgement of the words, but his mind was elsewhere. Patton Liked Roman? This was the first Logan had heard of this. That truly only managed to complicate things further.

“You look like you aged five years,” Dee said, raising an eyebrow before he switched and began to tease. “Was walking with Virgil bad? Did you screw up all your chances?”

Logan didn’t reply and rather he stopped walking and opened his backpack and pulled out a paper and pen and began to scribble something Dee couldn't see, but ultimately he frowned at the page. “There’s no logical way this works out for me.”

“Most likely, but you gotta be more specific than that if you want me to know what this conversation is about.” It had been a little while since the two had split from the rest of the group to walk their ways home- because of course Logan had to live only a few blocks away from him. But for some reason ever since splitting with the group after what Dee would call a successful first day of club. Logan seemed... off . Dee couldn’t even use the word sad or angry. He just seemed to have given up hope. But Dee resigned himself to deal with whatever Logan was doing because he needed to know what was discussed.

“I exist outside,” Logan said suddenly. “It’s cruel.”

“Explain idiot.”

Logan turned the page he had drawn toward Dee and began to point out features. “Here’s Virgil. These lines are connected to you and me, it’s clear as to why. This line connecting both of us is the fake dating one. Here on your name is one that’s connected to Roman cuz he loves you. But then Patton loves him, but Virgil loves Patton. Don’t you see! You’re all connected in a happy little square and I’m out here ! I’m barely included so I barely have a chance- the math doesn't work!”

“Remus seems to think you're cute. He was checking you out all afternoon.”

Logan didn’t even seem to be in the mood for jokes, “He just enjoys making me uncomfortable.”

Dee gave a sigh, “If it makes you feel better because of this insanity shape-”

“Insanity shape?”

“Well what is it?”

“An irregular pentagon given our relationship is a false one.”

“Whatever, the point is no one is going to end up in a happy relationship!”

“That is... a tad comforting.”

“Can we go home now?”

Dee had gotten Logan to continue moving but the words he had given had a reverse effect on him. Because he may have comforted Logan, but his own chances of love seemed to get smaller due to this irregular pentagon... Or perhaps he was finally seeing things clearly after they had been written down. Either way he gave a sigh. “If we are fake dating we should have some fake dates,” he announced to change his line of thought. “Buy me dinner.”

“You caused this mess, you owe me food.”

“Sure. You want a candy bar?”

“C-candy bar? Are my feelings and humiliation nothing to you?”

Dee gave a slight laugh as he looked to see Logan’s lips dip into a frown. With it Logan’s posture straightened as that usual stuffy attitude began to seep back into him. Good, Dee certainly preferred when Logan was in a good mood. But when he was smiling was certainly best, but he hadn’t done that much lately... Maybe two candy bars would bring it back.

Dee gave himself a mental shake at his thoughts. He must be going soft.

After getting home Patton had quickly busied himself with helping his mom with the shop and watching over his younger siblings. And after that came dinner and homework so it wasn’t until far later than he had intended that he clicked on the small lamp beside his bed and his phone began to ring. The moment the phone connected Patton quickly sat up as straight as he could. “Heya Ro!” He said loudly before remembering his sleeping brother and quickly lowered his volume and repeated his greeting.

Roman gave a yawn on the other side, “Aren't you usually asleep by now?”

Patton glanced at the clock before he shrugged, “I had lots of work to get done and I’m finally free. And I assumed you’d be awake.”

“You’d assume correctly,” Roman replied. “I actually tried to sleep early tonight, but I just can’t.”

“Is- is it because of today?”

“Today?”

“You know, with Janus? I- I called because I wanted to know how you’re feeling.” The silence that followed after Patton’s words seemed to echo for a lifetime. It was a strange position, he didn’t want Roman to be upset over this afternoon and if he was, Patton wanted Roman to lean on him for it. But at the same time, he never exactly liked to hear Roman gush about his crush. At least in person he could see Roman’s excited face and watch his childlike personality emerge, but on the phone there was far less to distract him from the context. The context of Roman would only ever see him as a friend. But as a good friend he stayed on and listened to every word. Because at least Roman could distract him from his regular life.

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Virgil gave a content sigh as he sunk in his usual seat in the club room. The comfort it gave him was a large amount as he knew things were about to become uncomfortable. The other members had gone to their other clubs first and would arrive later to discuss the details of filming their pilot episode this weekend, but until then Virgil was alone. It was something he both loved and hated. He enjoyed the quiet comforting peace of it, but there were times that it pained him more. Times when he would just spend his time wondering what he had done wrong to his classmates, and how exactly he had ended being by himself all the time. A soft sigh escaped his lips as he laid out on the couch, he had time to kill and a nap always made him feel better- or at the very least it would push the negative thoughts away for now.

The sound of thunder jolted Virgil awake as his heart drummed in his chest. He took a few quick short breaths and took in the situation being nothing more than a sudden storm outside, and then he realized he was no longer alone in the room. Dee was sitting across from him, with what looked like his math homework spread between them on the coffee table, watching Virgil with a mixture of a surprised and concerned expression. He said nothing at first before he reached for a water bottle and offered it, but Virgil shook his head and grabbed his own from his backpack. “Have you been waiting long?”

“N-no. I’ve only been here for about ten minutes or so. I… I didn’t want to wake you," he shrugged looking back down to a notebook in his lap and marking something.

“Why not? I asked you here early to talk.”

“What about?”

Virgil gave a sigh, “I wanted to apologize to you... and also to thank you.”

“Apologize? You have nothing to be sorry for. And I shouldn’t be-”

“The Roman situation,” Virgil clarified, causing Dee to swallow and set down the notebook and pen. “While I don’t like you lying to my best friend- and even though I know you weren’t trying to do anything in particular- I think this is easier on him then the truth would be. So for that I thank you, even if I’ve put you and Logan in a tough spot. And I took advantage of you to get your help with the club… So I’m sorry.”

A beat passed. Then another. And finally Dee gave a scoff followed by a laugh of disbelief. “You know I always dreamed of the day you would acknowledge my feelings rather than just ignoring them, but I never thought about it in this sort of context… I always hoped it would end in a date.”

Virgil focused on the bottle in his hands rather than on the other boy's face, “Thought you were going to say you hoped for the chance to laugh in Logan’s face.”

“I wouldn’t do that until after the date. I have some class.”

Virgil gave a slight laugh, but he didn’t say anything more. He was being selfish and greedy to keep as many people around him as possible, he didn't deserve to take further advantage- to say anything more.

“I take it there’s no way I can compete with Hart?” Dee asked.

Virgil chose to give an answer with some honesty, Dee deserved that much. “You could turn back time I suppose, I considered it now and then. But you never exactly asked me out.”

“That was my fault, yeah... I spent far too much time enjoying the chase of it,” Dee sighed, leaning back in his seat. “But its your fault too. You look so pretty when you-”

The attempt at shameless flirting was cut short as the club room door opened to reveal a shocked looking Roman and Patton and their expressions of shock and frustration were enough for Virgil's heart to plummet to the pit of his stomach. His childhood friend- his best friend- Roman looked betrayed. His gaze was on the ground, but his hands shook in their fists, and Virgil knew Roman well enough to know that he was on the brink of tears and the reason he wouldn't move or speak is because he was afraid they would fall. Beside Roman stood a flushed Patton. His hands covered his mouth as his eyes flickered between everyone but they seemed to linger on Virgil the least as if he was too suprised to look Virgil in the eye anymore. Virgil wanted to say or do something, but the third person who had apparently been outside- Remus- walked in the room (after apparently having opened the door) and pulled out his earbuds that were blaring something similar to circus music as he moved to look out the storm outside seemingly unaware of the one he had stumbled into.

“Sorry I’m late!” Came Logan’s voice from the hall. “Why are you two st-”

His sentence wasn’t finished as Roman was shocked into being and he took off running down the hall. Virgil was quick to move to the door, but Roman was already rounding the corner. He was going to go after, but Patton held up a hand freezing Virgil in place, but he still wouldn't meet Virgil's eye “I...I think he might need a minute kiddo.”

Virgil gave a hard swallow as heard the sounds of his best friend running off, and he focused on Patton’s seemingly embarrassed state before dropping his gaze and moving past Patton anyway- he could almost laugh at himself. When was the last time he hadn't done exactly as Patton asked? Since meeting Patton Virgil had done his best to keep his feelings a secret and not to ruin anything with his friends since they were all he had. But now if he had the chance to keep one person by his side he owed it to himself to try. He opened his mouth to speak to Patton, but when no words came out Virgil found himself sprinting off down the hall. Thankfully no one attempted to stop him, so now all he could do was hope that he still had a best friend after all of this.

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#disaster gays has returned over a year later #untilpumpkin #dlamp #endgame DLAMP #Janus Sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #anxceit #anxciet

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moeruhoshi · 3 years

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Waitin for weviews 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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goffilolo · 5 years

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Demise!Izuku as a Youtuber?

Yep! You heard me right. Demise server is a strange little land, full of strange little ideas, unfortunitely this one idea in particular wasn’t so little. So without further ado here’s all the shit we came up with in the server in regards to izuku as a youtuber within demise!au:

If Izuku was a YouTuber can you imagine the fucking chaos dumpster fire his channel would be

He's be like an edgy twink Jenna marbles(edited)

Doing Me time every damn day

bandit is jennas dogs

tenya is julien

He'd have weird ass videos like dipping bandits feet in red pet dye then putting a sign on him that says "you pet and you'll meet the last person who dared to"(edited)

And he's also make videos about him breaking into UA and interrupting classes and stuff

"hey gamers, today we're breaking into UA to see my boyfriend and read all of my friend's secret files"

And a video just of him filing Aizawa in weird places and at the end putting him on an inflatable mattress and watching him float away

He wakes up in Canada

They don't know how or why

He just attaches a go-pro to trash bandit and let's him run wild. He probably has a seriesJust letting him loose in weird places

DONT LET TRASH BANDIT EAT AIZAWA'S SLEEPING BAG AT 3AM | VERY SCARY"hey guys so today ill be doing the 'How many bottles of quil can i steal before i get caught by Tsukabitch' challange. feel free to make a video of your own!"

He probably dyes Bandit according to holidays and puts him as the profile picture. The kicker is, he only does it for holidays that his country doesn't celebrate

Like 4th of july

And Canada day

"Hewo soulless fuckers it is me your overlord, King of the soulless fuckers. Today I'll be going up to people in the streets and telling them that I killed God and Satan. But y'all know me, that's not enough. So I'll be asking them which one I killed first and if they get it wrong I take a shot of quil. The quil I'll be taking is the plain ol kind so don't worry your little marshmallow heads about it."

He only makes text posts in OwO speak this just makes me realise demise!izuku would make a great youtuber

He would twitch stream all the time doing the weirdest shit for hours on end

"what is up gamews! today i wiww be weviewing the new game cawwed life! i have been pwaying it fow about 16 yeaws now and i have to say it's pwetty bad my guys!"

I feel like he'd be absurdly popular and whenever someone mentions him and they look up the channel they are like "wth have I stumbled upon?!"

I'm just imagining what his front page would look like

The seasonal trash bandit profile picture, the banner would be a flaming hellscape with people he dislikes burning and trash bandit looming on low opacity in the background

(He made it so that only people who view it on TV get the full experience.)

He probably has his own segment on buzzfeed unsolved

Not talking

Its about him

The intro video would just be him staring into the camera while mixing together a horrible concoction of quil then downing it without breaking eye contact(edited)

His about section is written in 3 different types of code and it's all in owo if you manage to crack it

i love demise|!izuku as a youtube cryptid

Clown Speak and OwO speak mixed together

I feel like in the beginning Izuku was this obscure YouTuber that you only find out about if someone in the know tells you about it until a bigger YouTuber found him out on a deep dive video and just couldn't stop watching yes

i imagine once he gets big people from react channel would invite him to react to videos of people reacting to his videos

What if in one of his videos he started acting like his old self just to freak everyone out. He didn't say anything about it instead he talked about hero analysis with a bright smile and trail off into muttering a few times only to blush when he realized it. He have his hair in a ponytail with only bangs framing his face and some messy pieces falling out. Also her be wearing something plain but like old Izuku, maybe hero merch or something. The comment section was just people flipping out and shit

He never acknowledges the video after he made it

No matter how many comments he gets he acts like it doesn't exist

omg you know wha tthat would actually allign with the demise and canon swap places for a da

yand you know what that gives me a lot of feels

the millions of subscribers get to see the old izuku

Maybe after a milestone he would post a video he made in middle school of him analyzing a quirk in video format to make sure it wouldn't get destroyed

And he put a couple videos of younger him after it

But it starts being supporting Izuku

And his present and past self and stuff

PEOPLE MAKE FAN ART first Its all full of trash and memes

What if that picture of canon Izuku meeting demise Izuku was a fan art someone made of his old self meeting the new him

Kids from his class kinda Piecing together they really screwed up?Some even sending in apologies, perhaps

For mental health day I could see him posting a serious video about what he went through and his time in the mental hospital

And on national stop bullying day he would talk about his decade of abuse including the details of how the school and teachers fucked up and everything aboutbakugou

izuku using youtrube for shitposting and advocating

And for mothers day he features both Rei and Inko?

Endeavor exposure video

What if Rei helped edit or something?To help pass the time for her

Give her something to do

People love the mysterious editor

I feel like villains watch his content like maybe Dabi

rei and fuyumi sometimes make appearances

Dabi just shows up in the videos

Quickly become faves

I feel like Dabi would become a fan and start crying after seeing his mom happy in one of Izuku's videos

"...and this is rei, my hospital mom and this if fuyumi, her daughter so like my sister she helps me keep my shit together and sometimes gives me quil.."

dabi crying from seeing his mom happy in some lunatic's youtube videos

“...and this is shin, dont let the looks deceive you this man went to jail"

Shin comes in and covers the cameras a lot

FATHERS DAY IS A PICTURE OF TRASH BANDIT WITH HIS DADS VOICE SCRAMBLED OVER IT

“and this is the local florida woman and her alligator

WHAT IF BNHA VERSE HAD QUIRKLESS AWARENESS WEEKizuku would go ape shit during that week

"who needs a quirk when my dad gave me a gun!"

He would give axe sharpening tips

"Remember kids! Society won't help you, so you gotta help yourself!"

he would make 'how to cook videos' except it would only be quil combos

What if one day he just put quil in the ovenand pulled out a muffin

Remeber, don't try this at home kids." makes A horrifying quil combo "rememer never ever do this even if you have a quirk that allows it." downs the horror concoction

"so today were gonna do my boyriend does my makeup challange and since both me and tenya are dumb and know nothing i borrowed my mums makeup..."

It’s a given he’s gonna do makeup tutorials. The real question is would they be good or absolutely horrendous?

good or horrendous? Both

Amazing makeup at horrendous things? Hmmm interesting

“Hey guys today I’m turning myself into a real like eldrich abomination with the help of eyeliner and glitter!”

izuku has a whole playlist of videos dedicated to tenya and UA

theyre all jsut shitposty compilations of some footage when tenya isnt looking

Even tho it looks like he couldn't give a fuck he is very selective with which footage makes it online. He's very careful at how much is revealed and makes sure no students or secret identities would be in danger with his content

izuku isnt stupid...hes jsut having a good time

Sneaking into UA highschool by hiding in pro hero eraserhead's sleeping bag | NOT CLICKBAIT

Izuku would totally play carefree and childish games while just being Izuku

Like his animal crossing series

Fucking legendary on his channel in terms of gaming

izuku's sims lets play

it's like a 10 generation long telenovela lowkey based off the todoroki family

He has no straight sims, he recreated UA and class 1a in sims

the wedding of sim izuku and sim tenya is like the biggest party in the sim neighbourhood

He creates endeavor just to lock him in a room with 50 ovens

Omg his draw my life has got to be super depressing

He'd be super blunt and monotone during his whole draw my life going through all of the abuse and bullying that he went through because of his quirklessness and also his suicide attempt and all that jazz(edited)

izuku would paint on a potato

Izuku would make a get ready with me where he does something totally batshit crazy then ends it with "Ah. Yet another day in my life."

Izuku meets Marie Kondo

“Only keep what brings you joy”

“Well this gun from my father sure brings me joy”

Knifemaking videos but with axes

Izuku decided to do a wardrobe tour and like 4 things were bloodstained which he never addressed. The most popular comment was what happened, which of course he never answered.

Izuku does these new year (like all of the questions from last year) or milestone Q+A’s/AMA's which are basically people just asking a bunch of the things he wouldn't answer or address before. A lot of his viewers write down and timestamp when he does something and doesn't address it. If you don't you'll never hear an answer.

He has his boonk gang phrase which is probably like Bandit gang or some shit like that, which he shouts while breaking into places. UA dorm rooms, UA facility office, UA, Hero Agency’s, Endeavour's bedroom (Don't ask), etc.

He has a variety of videos where he does things from different communities. For example he has a few hair tutorial and following hair tutorial videos. Same for makeup.I feel like Izuku would also have some dresses and slutty Halloween costumes that be put on in a video all while looking like someone who just had finals and was studying for 4 days straight beforehand.

At like 4AM a thought hit Izuku to have Trash Bandit meet Kouta for the first time and learn what his sheep talks about and what he has to say. Needless to say he took his camera, went to UA, stormed the dorms, went up to the shy kid sheep in hand, looked him dead in the eye, and asked “What is my sheep saying.” bandit speaks and Kouta goes from confused and slightly scared to disgusted and horrified. What did Bandit say? Who the fuck knows…

Izuku loves analysis and while he doesn't do it for heroes anymore when he misses it too much sometimes he does it with tv shows or other things.

Idk what yet but Izuku is weirdly good at something and only showed it on camera once. (He's casually known to be a good artist) Whatever he's good at he did it once for a video and it's in one of the most popular compilation videos of him. 15 minutes of Izuku being a cinnamon roll.

Izuku has a shit ton of videos featuring the UA kids. He has some playlists dedicated to certain ones even if all you see is the back of their head.

Any proceeds Izuku manages to get (he is popular but he gets demonetized a lot) goes to different charities for the quirkless.

He made only 1 serious cooking video on his birthday, but instead of using a knife he used an axe.

He has a video called “My sharp things (tour)” where he just shows off all of his knives and axes and shit along with a massive pair of scissors he got Momo to make.

Izuku makes videos of himself destroying endeavor merch while staring at the camera.

#demise!au #bnha #youtuber!au #boku no hero academia #midoriya izuku #word vomit

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 years

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elvis-has-been-dug · 5 years

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[thomas:] nice imagewy, but i’m nowt suwe i fowwow. [patton:] weww, i'ww give uwu an exampwe. [patton:] i had thiws pwobwem whewe i’d often hide my wess than awesome feewings so, whewn i wouwd feew wike sobbing, i’d juwst smiwe awnd cwack jokes i thought thawt thawt was coping, onwy joking, nevew showing sadness hoping iwt wouwd gow away

[wogan:] did thawt wowk? [patton:] nope! i fewt bad. ([woman:] aww, pat.) iwt’s okay. ([thomas:] how’s thawt?) evewybody gets sad, even dads thawt have peopwe tuwu cawe fow awnd thewefowe uwu down’t have tuwu hide youw pain wife without wainy days iws incompwete

[patton:] ow, wike nowt even a thing, uwu know? wain goes tuwu pwants, pwants feed animaws, pwant-eating animaws feed animaw-eating animaws, awnd humans feed animaws cown awnd inject thewm with howmones untiw they cawn bawewy wawk anym- [thomas:] patton? [patton:] yes? [thomas:] how does aww thawt wewate tuwu wain? [patton:] oh, wight! wainy days. Fowgot whawt i was tawking abouwt. Umm… putting iwt simpwy, wain iws a necessawy piece of the puzzwe thawt iws… uh wife. [wogan:] so twue. Awe we done singing, ow iws thiws juwst owne of those musicaw intewwudes? [viwgiw:] own the subject of stowm cwouds because, uwu know, uwu need stowm cwouds tuwu… make… wain. I’m juwst gonna get intwo iwt. [viwgiw:] uwu once knew me as weaw gwoomy thiws weiwd spooky bwoody dude because i knew uwu’d wisten tuwu me as too scawy tuwu ignowe i thought thawt i couwd take iwt aww the hate couwd juwst be shaken but whewn uwu wo– cawe fow someone nowt much huwts mowe than theiw scown i awso fewt bad ([woman:] come, now.) in a diffewent way ([thomas:] diffewent how?) by bad i mean, weww, mean but i did whawt i thought thawt i had tuwu which iws bad, too i down’t have tuwu act aww tough [thomas:] sometimes wove iws enough [patton:] ow whawt we need

[wogan:] thawt was a quaint wittwe weview of things thawt we awweady knew now, cawn ouw discouwse wesume thewe’s pwessing mattews at hawnd?

[thomas:] actuawwy, thawt was fow youw benefit. [wogan:] i down’t see how thawt couwd be wewevant. [patton:] wogan, pwease! [thomas:] ouw goaw’s benevowent. [wogan:] uwu know me, i down’t cawe fow sentiment. [woman:] omg!

[wogan:] thiws juwst sewves as testament [thomas:] thiws juwst sewves as testament [wogan:] tuwu the fact thawt, tuwu me, uwu'we negwigent [thomas:] tuwu the fact thawt uwu have a tempewament [wogan:] which iws fine! [thomas:] which iws fine! [wogan:] iwt juwst wowks tuwu youw detwiment. [thomas:] uwu juwst haven’t accepted iwt. [wogan:] uwu nowt wetting me finish iws pwoving my– [thomas:] if uwu’d wet thewm finish, they’d get tuwu the–

[viwgiw:] hey! uwu'we wost. ([wogan:] i’m wight hewe.) iwt’s okay. ([wogan:] uwu'we acting weiwd.) i was wost once, too. but, thanks tuwu aww of uwu, wife sucks wess now. [thomas, woman, & patton:] we'we youw best paws! [viwgiw:] no owne wants tuwu be a joke. [thomas, woman, & patton:] but, a wife fwee of jokes iws incompwete!

[woman:] oh my gosh, guys! if we'we aiwing out ouw diwty waundwy, wouwd uwu mind if i pawticipated? [thomas:] by aww means, suwe! [woman:] i’d awso wike tuwu contwibute tuwu thiws weiwd venty song. [thomas:] pwease, duwu. [woman:] i’ve got an issue thawt feews new-schoow i down’t wanna say i’m too coow. but, i’m juwst too fab fow uwu foows awnd i feew wike uwu down’t get me. [thomas:] uwu insuwted us whiwe venting. [woman:] sowwy. [thomas:] iwt’s awwight, pwincey. honestwy, iwt didn’t huwt me. iwt’s cweaw uwu'we the owne thawt’s huwting. [woman:] huh?

[viwgiw:] uwu feew wow. ([woman:] thawt’s nowt twue!) [patton:] iwt’s okay. ([woman:] down’t assume!) [thomas:] uwu down’t need tuwu save face. [viwgiw:] in awmost any case [viwgiw & patton:] we embwace uwu. ([woman:] thawt’s wich.) [viwgiw:] no owne hates uwu. [thomas, viwgiw, & patton:] evewybody’s got fwaws. [thomas:] but, with no uwu at aww, i’m incompwete. [woman, viwgiw, & patton:] thewe! now uwu see evewybody goes wwong awnd we put iwt in song so iwt’s easiew tuwu heaw iwt

[patton:] thiws puzzwe’s tough, i'ww admit but, in time, we'ww find whewe evewything fits

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