#what if i can’t do it bro

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[all-lee24]

Young Malenia doodles + headcanons

((A.K.A Malenia as Miquella always sees her even after she grew up and became a fierce warrior))

#elden ring #sweet and shy Malenia transforming into a deadly warrior #something something metamorphosis reference #anyway I think that the irony is that Miquella is cursed with eternal youth but actually his big bro genes are so strong that he also #just permanently associates Malenia with her baby self #she’s a grown adult with 5 kids like ‘bye Miq I’m going to war’ and he’s like ‘huh!? what!? you can’t do that you’re twelve!’ #Malenia is the baby to him #he’s an old man

[crowcryptid]

I cross the street and get hit by the Amazon truck which instantly transports me into the next universe where the halo show is a short 6 episode series about some ODSTs getting picked off one by one but it is regarded as a masterpiece because you actually give a shit about them

or literally anything else.

#too much. #make it smaller. #enough jimothy ring #bro. #I just. can’t. yesterdays ep. I can’t do it #continues to do it but im biting the kicking the whole time #fuck this show lolllllll #I hate it here #what if it was good #can they just blow up reach so we don’t have to go through this again #crow watches halo

[rapidhighway]

#okay sorry for venting but i’ve been processing that session for months #like im the one who fucked up that session because i couldnt make myself say anything and actually naming any problem i have #felt like im begging to have a bunch of excuses #and god that paychologist really made me feel like i imagined all of that for attention and now im back here again and im once again #realizing my brain is just fucked up and what do i do now because if i went to a session now #i would be in the same situation where i can’t say anything that actually bothers me #so i guess im in deep shit forever or at least until i stop having some fucking mental block or whatever #im just fucking tired bro……. #she told me everyone is a little bit autsitic and that’s it WHAT #bro if i had little enough symptoms of whatever that i could do stuff by myself anyway i wouldnt fucking be ghere paying 200zł for the most #ruining hours of my life thank you so much. #instead i have to use everyone in my life as a crutch because i literally just can’t function without help IUOUOUGHHH #god im so sorry okay im gone im just really going through it rn #vent

[ahalliance]

me when i and others criticise a server we love specifically because we love it and want to see it thrive under the best conditions only to see the 2937923882th post urging people to “stop doomposting”

#is it really doomposting when the worst possible outcome already happened . #like idk bro what do u want me to do . ignore the situation ? 😭 #in an ideal world there wouldn’t even be a situation to be fucking critical of . it is not our fault we are not in that world #i WISH i could love the server fully rn you have no idea how much i want that . but i can’t! because the reality of it currently sucks! #also idk . block the neg tags man curate ur own fucking shit #jay rants #discourse #neg #qsmp discourse #<- look ive even tagged it

[freakadr0id]

Hey minor spoilers for LMK Season 4 here. You’ve been warned.

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This screenshot has lived rent free in my head for the past 13-ish hours, so I did the only thing I could and sketched it. I cannot get over these two.

I’m not super happy with this, but my hand is horribly shakey today so I don’t feel like working on it more right now. I’ve been pushing myself to draw more by posting the crappy drawings I do (no matter how bad) and forcing everyone to suffer with me. I’ve been pretty good about it on Twitter so I guess I can do it here as well.

#I’m trying to improve my art out of pure spite #I’ve seen all these AI bros whine that they can’t draw #well guess what NEITHER CAN I #so I decided to stick it to them and improve my art just to show that you can grow #because if my dumbass with aphantasia and shakey hands can learn to draw #then anyone can #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #lmk #lego monkie kid season 4 spoilers #monkie kid season 4 #lego monkie kid season 4 #monkie kid season 4 spoilers #lmk season 4 #lmk season 4 spoilers #freenoodles #freenoodlesshipping #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #GOD I do not like how pigsy looks here #I’m definitely going to fix that when I do final line art

[wallboys]

coming back from my 6 month asoiaf hiatus to say the vibes are telling me that mel won’t be the one to resurrect jon

#hear me out #<- guy who has nothing to elaborate with just that i’ve been rethinking jon’s resurrection and mel’s motivation for trying to do a thoros #and thinking again about how literally ANYTHING can happen like bro what if they take his body to weirwood grove #and bran somehow brings him back #like ​he was told he can’t bring ned back from the dead #but jon’s soul is tied to the old gods through skinchanging and bran like. pushes him back #it would tie in with jon’s vision in acok where bran tells him (as ghost!!!) that he has to open his eyes #and this whole event spurs a crisis of faith in melisandre #she’s still involved in the plot but instead of jon’s resurrection validating her faith in rhllor it makes her question it #oh i guess i did have something to elaborate with #asoiaf #jon snow #melisandre of asshai

[peaches2217]

Please take a moment to imagine with me:

Mario and Peach sneaking out together in the dead of night. It’s dark and quiet and everyone is asleep, so they keep their voices down at first. But eventually they’re running hand-in-hand, giggling and almost tripping over their feet in excitement, rushing through empty streets or open fields on their way to who-knows-where.

All of their worries and responsibilities can wait until morning. Right now, they’re alone in the world, and they’re going to take full advantage of that.

#midnight rendezvous! classic and timeless! #this is both a super vague and oddly specific thing I’ve had in my head for ages now and I can’t get enough of it #where are they going? what are they doing? does it matter? they’re in love 😭 #super mario bros #smb #mareach #mario x peach

[sodalitefully]

A year after they laid down the vocals, Ronson sent Gosling the finished track "with Slash on it and everybody" and the La La Land star was "psyched and satisfied."

Well, yeah. Slash is on it. Why is Slash on it?

Turns out Slash is Ronson's "all-time hero" and though he didn't know him very well, "it never hurts to ask," the Oscar-winner noted.

"I sent him the song and he was like, 'This is a good song... cool, I'll play on it,'" Ronson recalled. "He kills it, he plays the solo at the end and the rhythm parts. It's wonderful."

#WHAT. #god I love him #god I can’t wait for interviewers to bring this up I hope they do #it never hurts to ask so true slash will play with anyone #Michael Jackson Rihanna Ken Dr. Doofenshmirtz #‘all time hero’ 🥺🥺 same bro #slash #saul hudson #gnr #guns n roses #barbie #barbie movie #barbie 2023 #mark ronson #ryan gosling #my stuff

[turtleblogatlast]

That middle child feel when you’re the one who successfully gets you and your siblings out of trouble only to immediately get jumped by them afterwards

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #pouring one out for all my fellow middle children 😔 #Donnie betraying his fellow middle child like this…even being the one to throw him under the bus first smh #no but like if I was Leo here I’d be like wtf guys #it does make me wonder if Leo constantly was the one who got them all out of messes #and in turn the main one who took the fall if his attempts failed rip #we kinda see this often in the series tbh? where Leo takes point when it comes to talking out a situation #maybe it started very very young as seen in this short #(actually there is no ‘if’ Leo was the one doing this he literally WAS at least twice as tots from what we’re shown) #side eyes Bug Busters where Leo gets his bros out of being turned into clowns and immediately gets blasted 😭 #no thanks in sight #can’t even blame him for being a sore winner there I would be too lol #and then he gets thrown off a building like man all around an f tier day for Hamato Leonardo #side note but Leo’s face stripes look especially pink in this lighting and I really like when we can see that pinkness because it looks cute

[roobylavender]

a random thought but i really am very obsessed with how deeply committed bruce is to his love of people and to the extent that it’s a regular divide between him and talia. not that she is without love, no, hardly so, but love will never come before principle for her in the sense that the principle does stem from love, but from a selfless love, not a selfish one. and i use these two descriptors purely as a means of analyzing perspective, so selfless and selfish not necessarily as moral indicators as they are often used today but merely as expressions of whether you’re acting for the sake of others or for yourself. talia is someone repeatedly acting at expense to herself for the sake of others. she gives her child away, she ends her marriage, she doesn’t say a word about it again for years despite having the chance, she takes on a high level espionage mission without speaking a word to her ex-lover, maybe to protect herself, maybe to protect him. whether those were worthwhile decisions to take is certainly debatable, but she acts near strictly from a perspective of caring about others and the world first. bruce is comparatively a very selfish person. every victim an extension of his own trauma, every grief taken to heart, every desperation for companionship so heavily internalized that he ends up pushing people away bc at some point he can’t bear to take them down under with him in his sorrow. it’s funny that he tries to be the rational voice in a room bc up to a point he is, but he also cares too much about his own personal affairs to be that way consistently

and in light of all of that i am thinking about the conversations he and talia must have in that alternate universe where damian is normal and newly revealed to both of them as a concrete concept in their lives, for bruce as the son he never had and for talia as the son she gave away, come back to them by way of fate. why did you never tell me you didn’t actually miscarry. why did you never tell me you had a son and you gave him away. why did you pretend like it was over when it never was. why did you look me repeatedly in the eyes over the years like there wasn’t something more that was there. when you said you couldn’t talk about it before i boarded a plane back home i held my tongue. when you let yourself be beaten within an inch of your life bc your city was falling to pieces i held my tongue. when my father took the contingency plans you made and used them to turn your friends against you i held my tongue. when i worked for a man who would for all intents and purposes use the knowledge of my relationship with you against you i held my tongue

how can bruce, a person so wrapped up in his love for people, not understand the number of sacrifices that talia has had to make for his own sake. her repeated protection of him, of his sanity, of his sanctity, is simultaneously her greatest crime and her greatest benevolence to him. she carried that grief of loss for years and years bc of how important bruce is to her. and bruce loves her, loves damian, too much to even begin to understand what love means outside of the parameters of his own feelings for them. that is his dilemma writ large wrt people he loves. that he can’t see the extent of what they do for him, bc he loves them too much and doesn’t know how to get out of the sheer grief and possessiveness of it

#bruce wayne #talia al ghul #he’s like an asian mom kind of. but yeah like i think this is the one thing i am willing to cede to anti bruce people #albeit it makes me more obsessed with him rather than makes me hate him lmao #like idk i think it’s fascinating how like. inadvertently self obsessed he is #like i really don’t think he does it on purpose he’s simply. incredibly attached to the people he cares about #and that kind of messes everything else up bc it’s like #he does the mature thing. physically. he lets people leave and he doesn’t retaliate against their anger (ntt abuse begone) #he kinda sorta just sits with it. but that’s exactly the problem 😭 like bro. process. process.. #not everything is about you and how sad and pathetic and miserable you are of your own choice! #sometimes you have to think about what other people are doing for you! bc they love you and that’s love too! #you can’t infantilize the people in your life bc you care about them. you can’t rob them of their capacity to care for you in equal measure #personal essays

[deerlisteners]

thinking abt felix being protective of areadbhar and feeling entirely normal about it actually

#deertalking #feposting #few3h #ITS SO. LIKE THE WAY HES DEPICTED IN THIS GAME DRIVES ME CRAZY #like i haven’t thought this through i don’t have a point here exactly #i’m just thinking abt the screencaps here from the king awakens & him giving ingrid glenn’s spur & his support w mercedes & the cat #where mercie points out the cat likes him & he goes ‘well i can’t keep it. It’s practically a kitten what if it has parents that miss it’ #not to even mention wildflowers for the future!!!! #like. ROLLS ON THE GROUND #it’s abt ‘i’m not immune to emotions you know’ it’s about it’s about #it’s abt how he feels like his emotions were disregarded since childhood (esp after duscur) so he pushed away the #sentimentality because he’s seen where it got his friends (revenge quests & death wishes) #but he can’t help but follow his friends down those paths anyway because he loves them so much!!!!!!! #like him acknowledging the spear’s importance to dimitri bc it’s all that’s left of lambert but ALSO #in that moment it’s all FELIX has left of DIMITRI. ykwim #like felix babygirl my beloved y do u think it makes u sick to see areadbhar in the enemy’s possession…….. #he is just so hypocritical i adore him. he might be the character of all time to me #bro is trying so hard to b a lone wolf but was NOT built for that he was built to be loved and cherished by his friends #and so he shall be. thank you #um anyway idk what my point here was. i just like thinking abt how much felix loves everybody #someday i will make a coherent felix post. today is not that day #dmlxposting #dimilix #yknow what yeah.

[aceofstars16]

It’s 7:30 in the morning and I’m exhausted but I don’t know if I’ll be able to fall asleep again any time soon….

It’s like I was *just* starting to heal from having my heart and trust shattered 3 years ago, and now it’s happening all again, only this time I don’t have the church to go to for comfort/prayer/encouragement. And instead of a friendship I had for 2-3 years, it’s a church I’ve been going to for TWENTY TWO YEARS

I feel like I’m living in the twilight zone, this can’t actually be happening, right?

(I’m not okay, I keep crying and I just want to wake up from this nightmare)

#I don’t even know what to tag this as I just can’t #I was literally just telling my counselor that I feel like I’ve never had the ‘years of plenty’ #only the suffering and trials…and now this happens to seem to confirm that #and it doesn’t help that I was already having trouble trusting the leader after last year #and now it’s like a big ‘I told you’ from my brain which isn’t gonna help me trust anyone in the future #I was already having a hard time taking chances and trying to trust again ans NOW THIS #I know I should at least try to sleep again I just…I don’t even know anymore #I’m not even gonna tag this as any normal stuff tbh #how about just #aceo get her heart broken again #not to mention I’m terrified I’m going to fallback into the numb empty depression pit I only just kind of got out of #and faith? bro I understand how people left the church or faith cause it is HARD to differentiate between the church and God #I’m still trying to pray and stuff I just feel so empty and I can’t do this again #it doesn’t help that the church claimed that they felt ‘lead’ to this crappy situation whatever THAT means #I only heard it second hand tbh…I just…can this stop please? can this all just be a horrible dream that I wake up from? please

[randomshipperhere]

Okay but everyone- who did you get when answering in this part?

#what in hell is bad #whb leviathan #ksksks i have been following the game since announcement forever ago #but like idk who has what kinks #i read up on their socials and bro likes being choked and gets angry if you go too easy #Q^Q) I can’t do that #also most of my answers were vanilla but had that whole please loce me undertone #i liked minhyeok because he checked off the tropes i like lol #so i guess currently i’m a levi & minhyeok fan #eyeing mammon though bro is an insomniac like me fr #photo post

[shima-draws]

Told my boss that NO I cannot take over customer phone calls because my anxiety will literally not be able to take it. And I’m being SO brave about it,

#I say this as I’m sitting here shaking and on the verge of having an anxiety attack. AHA #Shima speaks #She called me yesterday morning and was like. Hey your coworker is drowning and I KNOW you hate phone calls #But she really needs help #And I was like. Yeah okay. Maybe I can do this. #Fast forward to last night. I’m in bed hyperventilating bc no I CANNOT do this #My mental health has already been Bad for the past few months bc I’m already working overtime for this job #And now to take on the One thing I generally get anxious about? Bro. It’s gonna kill me. 100% no exaggeration #So I called my boss this morning and was like hi I’m so sorry I said I would but I actually can’t. I deadass had an anxiety attack #just THINKING about it last night #And she was like omg no I get it. I have anxiety too I know what it’s like. It’s debilitating sometimes #So she said I didn’t have to do the phone calls and now I’m like YIPPEE #And she said hey that was a really brave thing to do. Speaking up like that and making it clear when you’re not comfortable with something #Me still shaking and holding back tears: Thank you I’m being SO brave about this rn #Anyway I’m still coming down from the near panic attack I had before I called her to tell her lmao #It’s been a rough 24 hours. I’m fine (lying) #I’ll BE fine now that I don’t have to talk to angry customers on the phone tho 🥰

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

Oh my GODS it’s starting guys, Amazon and Warner Bros are beginning to get petty and fight each other over who’s better at LOTR 😂

#I can’t believe this is happening #we got the dumpster fire that was rings of power #like Sauron taking over Middle-earth #then Warner Bros and Peter Jackson step up and say fuck you we’re doing this shit and we’re doing it right #for context Warner bros are the guys doing the highly anticipated war of the rohirrim anime which is said to be amazing coming out next year #the fact that the rivalry has already begun between the two companies #and the fact that rings of power literally ghosted Peter Jackson when they started filming #and now Peter Jackson is working with the rival company #absolute poetic cinema #truly beautiful #I don’t care what happens #this is hilarious and the drama my little bored brain needs #lord of the rings #lotrdaily #lotr movies #the hobbit #elves #hobbit #legolas #lotr shitpost #silmarillion #mirkwood #the silmarillion #lotr #mairon #sauron #tolkien #rings of power #rop #Amazon lotr