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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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allyriadayne · 3 months

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ALICENT'S REBELLION

#house of the dragon #alicent hightower #alicenthightoweredit #hotd #hotdedit #houseofthedragonedit #welighttheway #gameofthronesdaily #dailyhotdgifs #mariana does things #*hotd #photoset #must a gif have purpose? is it not enough to see a beautiful face¸ huge?#was rewatching this episode on the weekend and gosh this moment is so good #emily carey is such a star. she acts best when she's paired against rhys ifans #i think this is the first time alicent consciously decides to separate herself from otto's wishes. this and in ep 9 when she finally #tell him their hearts were never one. this one is about her body (he's asking her if she will see the king that night!!) and in ep 9 #about her mind. she has aegon now she will make all decisions now #the bloody fingers is so visceral to me lol 'how it feels to be represented on screen?' fucking awful thanks. why do you destroy yourself?

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trentcrimminallybeautiful · 8 months

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pentosesuga · 23 days

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save me season 1 episode 4 brian kinney

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anguishmacgyver · 5 months

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#sg1 2x13 #stargate #stargate sg1 #stargate sg1 2x13 #daniel jackson #whump #flinching #othergifs #flashing lights #listen one thing about me is that #I DO consider flinching a peak form of whump #i know the lines are blurred but it just does it for me like #why!! are!! you!! like this!!#WHO will look at the footage and be like oh man #I will personally protect you 5ever #whumpedit

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emblazons · 1 year

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"I think they’ll be really pleased…but also shocked." ⤷ Noah Schnapp (about Will's Final Season) to Vogue

Day Three of @bylerweek2023 (part i) - Byler!Gates aka Flickergate / "Will has Powers" Theory

#byler #will byers #mike wheeler #will byers core #flickergate #bylerweek2023 #I KNOW ITS HIS BIRTHDAY. THAT'S ANOTHER POST LMAOOO #also I will have the people know that (as someone who does not do 'gates' as a whole)#this was a hard ass prompt to fill!#the electricity + will having some kind of creative power does make the most sense of all the theories I've seen tho #which...is why we're here lol #stranger things #my gifs #the me tag

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r-truth · 5 months

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#cm punk #wweedit #wwe #why does he do the eyes thing . why. if he did that to me i'd be down on my knees sorry #*#*punk

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sincericida · 3 months

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ANDREW GARFIELD

visiting the Omega Watches Museum.

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chanstopher · 1 year

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Bang Chan ✧ Mixtape 4 (Broken Compass)

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cupiidzbow · 7 days

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I inadvertently starting f/oing chef kawasaki he’s literally never a done a good thing in his life and he’s not above cooking children a kinda need him

#my sonas already a mermaid so it’s funny to imagine scenarios where I get extremely nervous when he cooks fish 😭😭#( no ones knows I’m a mermaid bc I have a necklace that gives me legs so he’s not doing it on purpose I promise 😭😭)#he likes cooking me food that fucking sucks but he puts so much love in it I can’t be mad #added thing cause like . No one knows I’m a mermaid so it’s like. why does he so much salty foods….why does he like shrimp cocktail so much #why is he always so goddamn thirsty 🤨🤨🤨#IDK I THINK ITS FUNNY I HAVE A FEE THOUGHTS be he’s such a fucking loser I need him #txt #🧡🧑‍🍳🍳#<- new tag

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t-u-i-t-c · 7 days

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"How can you risk your life so easily?! And ours, too?!"

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moiraineswife · 8 months

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Lan and Moiraine: "Door"

1x06 / 2x01 / 2x01

#wheel of time spoilers #wheel of time #moiraine damodred #moiraine sedai #lan mandragoran #molan #the SADNESS #the ANGST #the P A I N #why yes of course i did decide to do my first character study of the decline of moiraine and lan's bond via that AGE OLD TROPE #the door #really tho. she's very particular abt her door. even bayle closes it for her after she just screwed him over #and got him hunted/followed by fades/possibly dead. man knows what he's about.#lan deliberately leaving it wide open feels very...well deliberate #are they being passive aggressive children about this whole thing in many ways?#yes. yes they are. is that HURTING ME TO ME VERY CORE!?#yes. yes it is.#the difference tho between them both going to a meeting together - Mo glancing at the door #and knowing; instinctively; that Lan will close it for her. which he does. before they BOTH take this meeting #vs her having to give him that order “door” in a deliberately cold and dismissive way #and him closing said door but now on the wrong side of it #vs him finally just having enough and telling her to go fuck herself (politely)#and just leaving it wide open while she stares out after him - oddly exposed #well that did done just GOT TO ME OKAY!?#anyway. i hope u understand this gifset. and i hope it causes u the pain it caused me #thank u and have a good night #molan gifset #wot s2 #wot spoilers #wot show spoilers

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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year

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8x05 | The Big Scary U

#*Elena Fisher voice* Okay cowboy #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S8 #OOOOHHHHH HERE HE COMES #i'm hall and oates now #RICHARD #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy swagger #sounds fake #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #watching him walk is like when kaa does his snake hypno thing in the jungle book #look at his lil bowlegs #he's so well proportioned stab me with a rake #bout to turn myself into a hula hoop #brb #excuse me sir please put your forearms away thank you #why do pushed up or rolled up sleeves have so much power

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nonbinarylesbianherb · 7 months

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“No, if you have ever loved me-

-don’t do this.”

#siuaraine #moiraine x siuan #siuanraine #siuan sanche #moraine damodred #moraine sedai #wot season 2 #wheel of time #the wheel of time s2 #wheel of time s2 ep7 #i am in agony #i cant do this #wheel of fucking despair #please let them be happy #stop this madness #wheel of time spoilers #??? i think #idk what counts as spoilers #WHY DOES IT DO THAT THING WHERE THE GIFS DONT FULLY FILL THE SCREEN AND ITS ON ONE SIDE HOW DO I FIX IT ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

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nonokoko13 · 8 months

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Me when the first coherent thought I have in the morning is that Grim was either abandoned or his biological parents died and the only family he has ever known are three ghosts everyone was afraid of so everybody left them alone for centuries and a human who doesn't belong who doesn't entirely fit there just like them so they were all alone until they found each other.

Ghosts tied to a space which is unsure whether they can leave or not and a human who may have somebody waiting them back home and may leave with no chance of return. Who can't take Grim with them because where they come from things such as fantasy creatures and magic only exist in fairytales so he'd either live hidden from the world or in danger of being treated as a monster and experimented on because when faced with what it's new and different the world reacts with anger and fear and want to control it and tear it apart until nothing it was before is left.

He doesn't know or understand this but MC does and that's why they would have to leave him behind. His dream of studying magic and be the greatest mage wouldn't come true on Earth, that's the reason they would tell him. It's true even though it's not the main reason why. But Grim would understand they just don't want to stay with him and prefer to leave and forget him because if they did love him they would stay.

Then again he could try to dig up in his origins and find his first family but what if time travel exists and MC from a previous timeline was who gave him the ribbon, his first gift and only possession before arriving at NRC? Meaning MC was the person his world revolved around before he even knew who they were and there was no other family he had.

Doubting the trouble squad has ever have a heart to heart conversation about Grim and MC's fates if or when they depart either because they have forgotten or pretend they aren't aware but deep down Ace and Deuce and all of MC friends know but prefer to keep ignoring it instead of confront their feelings. Grim and Malleus being the only ones who may have never think of it until the moment arrives nor accept it. Just like young children who believe their parents, their pillars, their everything that makes them feel safe, would always be there until death knocks at their door. Because MC have friends and a home in Twisted Wonderland and they need them so why would they leave?

They know MC keeps searching a way home and wondering if their loved ones misses them as much as they do and how much time have passed on their planet without knowing MC wishes they could have it all so they didn't have to choose between their previous family and the one they found there. And neither Grim or Malleus won't admit they know because thinking of it brings back the feeling of abandonment and losing everything that make them feel completed.

But the prince will have both Silver and Sebek and his grandmother for the rest of their lives with him once he returns home, people who was there from the beginning. Time to grow with them and accept they'll leave too. Everyone will graduate and go home and except special occasions each one will go their own path.

Grim will stay with somebody else but it won't be the same for him because he already had a family he wanted to keep together and failed to do so and without the dorm ghosts and MC the only thing left for him is the wound he carried before finding them opened once again that will remember him that nobody in this world can stay by his side forever so he'll stay and search a way to reunite with MC again and wonder if they miss him as much as he does and wishing MC have had everyone they loved in twst so they didn't have to choose or if they had to they had chosen him instead in the end and thinking of how all the future plans they shared and promises they made of growing old together were empty and the words that made him happy about how they loved him now hurt and they failed him and he failed to have everything he wanted and they left they left and he's thinking of them even after promising himself he wouldn't anymore a lie just like theirs and he's crying again and it hurts it hurts and

#twisted wonderland #twst grim #twst book 7 spoilers #I think. probably. the reference is there even if it was unintentional that comparison #sometimes I wish I wasn't a sentient being able to think so I didn't have to imagine things like this #it could have just ended in the first paragraph but noooooo keep adding salt you mf #why do I register thoughts and create scenarios and process emotions WHY #twst angst #this is biased because he my baby and I love him but the thought of never seeing my irl friends and some of my relatives would destroy me #so would it be leaving him tho #also the narrative is altered in some parts because I imagined it as how I believe Grim would think there #if you want to call it narrative #because to me this is a long ass rant about thoughts that ran me over like the black carriage to every mc so far #does anybody knows how to undo scenarios in your head #pass me the bleach #to me Grim has the emotion management and matureness of a child: Still working on it and easily fucked over traumatic shit like mc leaving #if it needs tw or anything let me know

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rehfan · 2 months

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Y’ALL…

I just realized something

(Marmalade spoiler under the cut)

Joe Keery shaved his legs to play Marmalade for the bank robbery footage

(Pantyhose/fishnets do NOT hide body hair)

#why does the thought of that do things to me #joe keery #marmalade #marmalade movie #baron marmalade #baron lamram #marmalade movie spoilers

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