#will be up sometime tomorrow

[royalarchivist]

Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!

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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!

Etoiles: Excellent teammates.

Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?

Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]

Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?

Etoiles: B-bonjour.

Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.

Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.

Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.

Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!

Etoiles: Oh, whoa.

Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.

Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D

Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?

Etoiles: Yeah.

Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.

Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-

Teammate: I found diamonds!

Technoblade: Oh my god.

Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.

Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.

Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.

Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-

Technoblade: I'm right behind you.

Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-

Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.

Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.

Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?

Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.

Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: Now let me enchant.

Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-

Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you, bro.

Technoblade: No!

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you.

#Technoblade #Etoiles #QSMP #Untitled UHC #Edited #I'll have to upload the next part tomorrow #I decided to add subtitles and that always takes a little bit longer #If it sounds like there's a mic echo it's because there IS a mic echo in the original audio #As always if you have a hard time reading the subtitles please let me know! Happy to adjust the font for the next iteration #been using this one for a hot minute but might switch it up sometime if I find something better #Subtitles #I'll upload the rest tomorrow I've got a few things I gotta wrap up #Portfolio

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

"What do you mean their name isn't Beef?"

(for @moondal514)

#TGCF #he xuan #I only know TGCF through having multiple people try and explain it to me + watching S1 of the animated series. #And fandom osmosis of some characters and plot points. #So I had a genuine 'A platypus? *PERRY* the platypus?' moment when doing research for this prompt. #My method for drawing novel characters is to read their description + personality and make a few drafts from there. #Sometimes I get curious and look up official art on a wiki. Ensue the: “huh who is this (sees the female form) I KNOW WHO THIS IS” #Anyways this is actually just a warm up. An unprecedented part 2 comes tomorrow. #Because the journey of “How *would* I draw he xuan?” took me on a wild journey that nearly drove me into madness. #Spoilers: its not how I drew HX in this comic. It's more...on brand for this blog. Lets leave it there. Everyone gets a 24 hour warning. #Thank you Moondal514 for pushing me into the deepest waters on this one. I am forever changed.

[hinata-boke]

Drawing a randomly generated Haikyuu character (almost) every day until I give up  

50. Hanamaki Takahiro

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu fanart #haikyuu #1hqaday #my art #hanamaki takahiro #my good friend makki my good friend hanapippi #we hit 50!!! #hopefully ill have commission info up sometime tomorrow #i got insp for this pose from somewhere very specific... lmk if you recognize it hehe

[factorialsotherfandoms]

"Do you think Philza's okay?"

Fit rolls over to look at Pac, his roommate staring up at the ceiling. He reaches over, cautiously offering his hand. Pac, of course, takes it just as hesitantly.

"Cell's back, maybe after you, and you're worried about Phil?" Okay, so Fit is worried too, but his point is well made. Pac had only told him some of the situation, in whispered tones and terrified whimpers a few hours ago, and he was worrying about someone who was at least safe?

Pac turns his head, and looks Fit dead in the eye. "You're with me. I know you won't let anyone hurt me. But who's with him?"

"He's safe enough," Fit says. "Physically at least."

"He just didn't seem, ah," Pac struggles with his words for a moment. "Well?"

"It's not really my place to say," he replies. "But he's Philza. He'll be fine."

"Will he?" Pac asks, fretting already. "If the Federation is inside his head, making him see things..."

It's a worry Fit has too, one he really doesn't want to think about. He wants to pretend that his old friend is fine, that going and murdering blazes and magma cubes will have fixed everything. He needs to believe it, because the alternative... The alternative is there's nothing he can do.

"Do you really believe him?" Pac asks. "That there was a book there."

"Yes."

"Why?"

Fit sighs, and sits up. He turns on the lamp and stretches, looking around his room of missing texture flooring and ugly walls - the safest place he could think to bring Pac when he heard the news.

"It's not the first time," Fit says. "Phil... He swears it was a dream, that he was just sleeping. He wasn't. Tubbo and me? We checked every corner of his house. He wasn't there. Then he takes us to where he thought he was taken and he swears there's nothing weird about it? But it's full of parrots - they shouldn't have spawned there. Tubbo even found an avocado sapling."

"Philza has a lot of avocados," Pac agrees. "You think the Federation took him?"

"I'm not sure, it's not their usual behaviour," Fit frowns. "But I don't know who else it would be?"

"The codes?"

"Maybe." Fit cracks his head to the side. "But I know Phil. Whatever he saw? It terrified him. And anything that scares Philza Minecraft is nothing you ever want to see."

"Should we ask him if we can visit?" Pac has a calculating look on his face. "I can cry scared all over again, I just need to remember why. And his bunker is very safe. They might look for me in your house, but they'd never think of his."

"Why? Is my company not good enough for you?" Fit is mostly teasing.

Mostly.

"No! No, no, no," Pac waves his hands in a desperate attempt to be understood. "I just... I'm worried, you know?"

"Yeah..." Fit sighs. "Yeah, I'm worried too... I'll ask him."

Pac nods, and Fit types.

You whisper to Ph1LzA: Can I bring Pac over? We might need to stay the night.

Ph1LzA whispers to you: sure mate

Ph1LzA whispers to you: is everything okay?

You whisper to Ph1LzA: We'll explain when we get there

That's the end of that; Fit shows his communicator to Pac, who agrees.

"I'm not really faking the tears," Pac promises, already tearing up. "I just don't think about it, and then it isn't real."

Pac's not the only one acting like that, Fit presumes; Philza's constant denials even with evidence in front of him... Whatever the fuck happened in that forest, it's nothing good. Something so terrible believing his memory is at fault is somehow better.

"To Phil and Missa," Fit reminds Pac, not really needing it.

They warp together, and at the same time.

---

Philza is waiting at the top of the hatch when the pair arrive. To most people he would look entirely normal, but Fit can see the way his eyes flitter as he waves. Pac waves back, while Fit gives his traditional "oi!!!"

Philza laughs, and leads them down into the basement.

"What's up?" he asks the two of them. "Need more toast or something? I thought you were both asleep."

"No, um," Fit looks to Pac, realising they didn't quite work out what to say.

"Bagi told me more about the murders," is what Pac says, his voice dropping very quiet as he does. "She thinks... We think someone from my past is on the island."

"Shit," Philza closes his eyes for a moment. "How bad is it?"

"Last time I saw him," Pac's pace picks up; Fit squeezes his shoulder as he sees panic come in. "Last time... He nearly killed me. And the messages..." Pac grabs the hand on his shoulder and squeezes it back. "Some of them might be addressed to me."

Philza doesn't ask questions, he just glances around his children's bedroom, then looks at Fit. Fit meets his eyes.

Philza sighs, and caves.

"Alright," he says. "Do you want to sleep in Chayanne's room? I can adjust the door to just the three of us, Missa, and my eggs for now."

Fit knows it isn't for Pac's sake that Philza is changing the doors, he knows it for sure.

They get their beds set up, tucked behind the chests where a casual observer cannot see. Philza doesn't have a bed, but Fit makes them for him and Pac, placing them tucked away.

"Would you stay with us?" Fit asks, before his old friend can slip away.

Philza looks genuinely surprised by the request, "why, mate? I'll just be in the eggs' room."

"Safety in numbers, right?" Pac asks, glancing between the two. "I would... Feel safer if you were here too."

Fit knows its a manipulation tactic to convince Philza to stay, to make sure the old crow is not alone. It still rings so very true - and so very against everything ingrained within Fit's soul.

It's fine. For a few nights he can manage it, if its what his two closest friends need.

"Alright," Philza hesitates, but comes over and sits on the edge of Pac's bed. He takes off his backpack, and leans his scythe just in reach. Pac and Fit take the opportunity to remove their prosthetics, hastily reattached to travel over here, and stretch.

When Philza stands again, both of them can see how unstable he looks.

"Let's push our beds together," Fit says. "If we put Pac between us, there isn't an angle they can get him from."

Philza looks at Fit, and knows exactly what he's doing. Still, Philza crafts up a third bed, and squishes it between the two.

He nearly falls as he walks around to do it; Fit catches him, helps him steady, but is brushed off before he can say a word.

"Alright," Philza says. "Pac in the middle then. You won't get too warm, will you?"

"I'm Brazilian," Pac says. "It's always too cold here now Mike is gone."

They both see how heavily Philza drops to the bed, curling himself back to Pac and defensively ready. Fit, on his side, curls close to Pac - his one arm over him.

It's not really a surprise how quickly Pac falls asleep, with the sheer trauma and strain of the day on his back. He quickly falls into dreams, and Fit can only hope they are kind.

"Phil," he asks, once he knows Pac is asleep. "Won't you sleep?"

"You needed a guard," Philza says.

"You know we don't. You and I? We'll wake if anything so much as tests the hatch."

It's true, and they both know it.

Philza, however, doesn't speak.

At least, not for a long time; Fit considers conversation a lost cause and is about to give up and call this good enough when he hears Philza again, voice broken just like it was in the garden.

"If I sleep, will I wake?" is what Philza asks, whispered almost silently. "How will I know when the world is real again? What will I see this time?"

"I'll make sure you wake up," Fit promises, because he can. "And I'll do something to make you absolutely certain its really me."

"Promise?"

Philza sounds so weak, so small like this. Fit... Fit cannot stand it, not at all. He reaches a little further, and manages to put his hand on Phil's shoulder.

Philza's own hand reaches over, clinging to it.

"I promise," Fit says. "We'll wake you if we leave. We won't let anything weird happen, its just sleep."

Philza turns, and his eyes do not seem to trust Fit. But they are also exhausted, and desperate, and terrified.

"Go to sleep, Phil. I won't until you do."

"I'm sorry," Philza whispers, sounding absolutely broken. "Thank you. Both of you. I know... I'm sorry."

Fit squeezes his shoulder again.

"It'll be alright," Fit replies. "I've got you. I've got both of you. It's going to be okay."

Nothing else is said before they eventually fall asleep.

#qsmp fanfic #qsmp philza #qsmp fit #qsmp pac #this is what I actually wanted to write today but working out the stuff with Bagi as well was hard #coping mechanism: worry about someone else instead of yourself #none of them are okay and they all need a hug #they got one in canon! #this is some more #and now my hands are completely dead #fuck three minifics in a day ow #brain really is just on nyoom today #it will not shut up #ao3 might take a bit see hand complaints #i'd like to get it up before bed but we'll see if I can handle the mouse #else it'll be... sometime tomorrow I have meetings

[chalkrub]

little things of my darling old gal mockley who i love a normal amount

#my art #oc #mockley #anthro #???? kind of? i never know what to call her. little dinosaur-lookin freak (who i love) #drawing her body type is difficult with dramatic poses sometimes so i just pretend she isn't kind of hunchbacked and stooped #master class in avoiding challenges rather than facing them !! from me #most of it isn't her blood dw guys i know everyone cares deeply about mockley's wellbeing #blood/// #i never know how to tag these sorta things forgive me amen #i swear to god i will finally set up my sketch blog when i get back from the beach tomorrow too amen

[crybaby-bkg]

wanna bug Toji soooo bad while he’s on the phone. his ass doesn’t have a job so it’s not like he’s discussing important business, but he likes to make it look that way. phone tucked between his shoulder and ear as he uses one hand to rub circles on your exposed thigh, the other flipping through the tv channels. he’s speaking in a low tone, his eyebrows mused together in agitation as he calls the guy on the other line a barrage of insulting names.

and you’re just a simple person—the man looks hot as fuck like that and you just have to bother him. so you do, despite the side eye he gives you when you swing your leg over, foot in the air, right in his face. he swats you away gently before going back to his phone call, bites at your toes when you still try to wiggle them in his face.

"If you think you can lowball me like that, then you're stupider than I thought." Toji grunts to the other man on the phone, distracted once more. a little peeved that his attention isn't on you much anymore, you do what any little conniving imp would do.

you sit on his lap. backwards, facing the TV, looking over your shoulder at him with such an evil little grin that it makes his eyes squint to you in warning. but you've never listened much, especially when you know you'll be rewarded so plentifully in the end.

so you rock your hips, just slightly the first few times. your legs sat on either side of him, hands resting in the space between his legs on the bed, leaning your weight back on his hips that you sit against. instantly, you can feel the swell of him beneath his sweats, feel the thickness that you love to fill you up start to twitch when you circle your hips, grinding them oh so slowly against his covered cock.

when you look over your shoulder again, Toji only stares, the slightest lilt of his lip turning up at the corners. he tries to act unbothered, one arm bent back to rest his head against, the other holding the phone to his ear. but you can see through him, and feel just how bothered he really is.

so you up the ante; start to lift and drop your hips slow, slow, slow at first before the pace begins to build. you lean forward on your elbows, pull your underwear up until the curve of your ass is exposed, gasping from the friction, from the feeling of his cock rubbing so sweetly at your slit through the thin cotton.

you look over your shoulder once more, grinning, biting at your lip as you grind against him, close to completion. he can see it all in your eyes.

"Gonna call you back later. Got some important shit to take care of right now." Toji hangs up without preamble, gaze distant as he focuses on the ever growing spot of your arousal that starts to leak onto his own sweats.

but you're a little minx, with the way you scramble from his grasp before he can catch you, laughing when he snags your ankle to drag you back down. he's suddenly kneeling over you, grin sharp and ferocious, the straining of his cock through his sweats hanging so intimidatingly low, that if you lift your hips just a little, his tip would kiss your clit in the sweetest kiss.

"And where do you think you're going, you little brat?" Toji growls, dropping down to nip at the base of your neck, licking over your pulse point.

"Not letting me off the hook that easy, huh?" you tease, hands splayed beside your head in surrender, just wanting a little bit of the chase before the devouring. and by the look in his eyes, you know you'll only be bones by morning.

"Not in a million years." he promises right before the inevitable pounce.

#hello all 🧍🏽‍♀️ #my head is hurty and I feel nauseous so I think I will take some sleeping pills and lay down 👍🏽 #also think I might finally finish that fic for him tomorrow #but no promises bc I sometimes get Tired #also thinking about starting coms in late June #bc my semester ends in a few days and I have surgery scheduled after that so I’ll be down for a bit #but I’m pretty sure I’ll be able to still sit in bed and write so hopefully all goes well!!! #I set up my kofi but I chickened out of posting it here bc I am Anxious #about Everyrhinf #rambling sorry I hope u guys like this I’m obsessed with this man #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #toji treats! 🍬

[kaiowut99]

Jaden, how are you holding that

#GX #yugioh #yugioh gx #ygo gx #ygo #Judai Yuki #oh 4Kids #this slip-up always makes me lol #going through dub episode 1 for reasons [to be posted tomorrow or wed] and it's funny how many errors there are #for example [which i'll note in said post] Big Shield Guardna and Gear Golem have an identity crisis about being Normal or Effect Mons #the crunch for airtime is understandable but for the first ep/even for later DVD releases they could've thought to look these over lol #at least by sometime into ZEXAL they're given access to the raw card-layer files so they can just image-replace probably but amusing

[ask-tntdads]

Rushed doodles to introduce them

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#ill upload the asks tomorrow #sorry they look rushed i have limited internet acces :'D #tntdads #tntduo #tntduo au #sorry if i show up too much in the tntduo tag it do be like that sometimes when you like a ship too much #yes theyre my comfort rn :') #ask tntdads

[mayhemspreadingguy]

... I've read this amazing fic from arialerendeair:

and then got inspired to sketch something quick and wild... Perhaps I went more batshit crazy than what was expected 😂

And if the idea of nightmare!Hob sounds interesting to you them definitely go read the fic, it's great!

#i think im gonna see so many things that I'd like to change about the sketch tomorrow #but i really want to post it because i won't have the time to draw tomorrow anyways #it doesn't even matter it's just a quick little thing but like #my brain sometimes just won't shut up #and it's very late in my timezone so i really shoul go to sleep #also also i know the nightmare form doesn't quite match the description but it got out of my hand real quick #nightmare!hob #dreamling #mayhem art

[emlovessid]

@jegulus-microfic december 24, worth, 120 words

It’s for the best, Regulus tells himself as he waits for James inside the Room of Requirement.

It’s for the best, Regulus tells himself as his hands shake and he takes in the way James smiles at him, knowing it might be the last time.

It’s for the best, Regulus tells himself as he watches James’ eyes fill with tears when he tells him that he’s ending things.

“For what it’s worth, I would have married you, if you’d have stuck around,” James says quietly, and Regulus thinks Crucio would hurt less.

At least he holds it together until James leaves, waiting until the door has slammed shut behind him before sinking to the ground as sobs wrack his body.

#i'm so sorry #there's always one microfic each month that's just unnecessarily angsty #but i promise tomorrow is fluffy enough to make up for it #jegulus #jegulus fic #marauders #sometimes i write things

[missinglaterals]

Get QUbed you idiot...

#all tomorrows #all tomorrows qu #all tomorrows fanart #all tomorrows colonials #3d art #unreal engine #speculative biology #wanted to do a turnaround but alas unreal was being annoying #also wanted the Qu and it's little guys to bob up and down with some slight animation but my rigging sucks and im also impatient #maybe I'll try to redo do this again sometime if i do it would also be super cool to have the colonials eyes dart around lol #3d sculpting #3d modeling

[alackofghosts]

just cotank things

#gonna settle who will mt with tongue #Ardbert #warrior of light #fanart #Final Fantasy XIV #speedpaint #i draw sometimes #augh i've fucked up........ 4 different drawings in the past 24ish hours. office day tomorrow. tooth hurty. whine whine whine #it was so grey and dreary today and i am SO done with winter gonna start taking hostages every day until i can touch some grass #i'm gonna lie under a blanket i think

[sugarcoated-lame]

i’m SO SO SO close to being done with the always a bridesmaid sequel !!! 😭 i have just ONE more scene to write

#but alas it is 3:30 am #and i am sick #so I’m going to bed ! #but I’m hoping to finish it up tomorrow #then I just need to edit it and hopefully it’ll be up at some point this week #FINALLY #only took me a year lmfao #jake seresin #jake hangman seresin #jake seresin x reader #fic: sometimes a bride #kricket rambles

[larsnicklas]

'i would've liked to not have picked the low corner, scared me a little bit, but uh, found the back of the net.' (x)

+ the aforementioned low corner

#tj oshie #capitals #washington capitals #nhl #nhledit #hockey #hockeyedit #meg.caps #meg.gif #meg.all #it scared HIM but not me. #i saw that tj was the one rushing up the wing and i had never felt more sure in my life that a puck was going into the back of the net. #nobody's stick i'd rather have the puck on fr i have such unshakeable faith in this man lol #will gif more tomorrow i think i was just too strung out today jkl;afdklj;adfs #and to those who say 'who wanted this' well. #all i will say is. #sometimes good prevails over evil. and signing patrick kane of your own volition is evil. so. #puck don't lie!!!!!

[skyward-floored]

Me: yeah when I get home from this I’ll work on that fic and post that one thing and it’ll be great—

Me the moment I get home: *face plant*

#ough #rambles from the floor #maybe if the 1-2 hour commitment hadn’t turned into a like 4-5 hour thing then I’d be fine but #nope. brain is mush #well I’ll post that thing I was talking about earlier eventually #...maybe tomorrow lol #depends if I perk up or not #i probably need to proofread it anyway... #something about IAU sometimes I have to proofread a lottt

[shesmore-shoebill]

When i say amangela pining rpf au, and SPECIFICALLY, amanda pining rpf au, know that this is what im thinking about.

Like, with Angela as A and Amanda as B. The opposite is ALSO very good and i have no objection to it but i think theres something so delicious about. Amanda as a straightforward communicator and Angela as someone who pays very close attention to her friends and Would prioritize their feelings over hers, in this scenario.

Angela in a sort of "well this wouldn't happen anyways" state who is so in love but has learned how to manage vs Amanda absolutely getting slammed with her emotions and going "oh fuck". and like. As a big believer in being open and honest with people she cares about she is Not Going To Lie About It, holy shit!! She HAS to talk to Angela about it wtf. But she is going to lose her mind for a bit first.

anyway thats my vision. 👌

#have i had time to watch the new videos recently. no. but i Am still amangela thinking #i think if i had faith in my ability to write it id love to do this from like. Courtney POV. i love external povs sometimes #for more comedy i think we could get a short period of amanda TRYING to lie about it or avoid it #this scenario also opens up the 'amanda ramps up her flirting as a terrible way to cope and angela. cannot handle'. #which can either be even more comedic OR. angst. 👀👀 #SUCH an angst possibility #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #amangela #smosh rpf #pining amanda #pining amangela #found this image and was seized by the rpf spirits to make this post #and now. i can rest . (sleep so i cam make it to work tomorrow) #smosh hcs