#wish i ate the rest

[3knecrotic]

im so god damn insufferable half the time I hate that I can never be sober and pleasantly minded at the same fucking time

#dk speaks #vent #rrghsksnsnsnsj teehee teehee teehee still wanna die still wanna die so fucking bad fuck this stupid good step i didnt even want to do it #can never have nice things can never have nice things all for myself it always ends in stupid fucking Someone getting hurt in General #wish i ate the rest #wish i downed my fucking tin #wish i emptied that bitch clean #wish my heart could stop in my sleep #i want poison i want poison i want poison i want poison #stupid fucking #dumb squish cant handle their pills and god damn alcohol #the weight of that night stays on my shoulder and theres nothing i can do to relieve the ache but burn inside #hate you #fucking hate you #want you dead wanna throttle you never should've came into my life again you stupid bitch #fuck #fuck it its barely on them #my natural nature is to enable #im the problem #im the fucking problem and they shoved it right in my face after Fucking my Wife. Fuck this Fuck this Fuck this #hate them #hate everyone #wanna feel distant wanna feel safe i need to be with people less need to be with people less #just stop talking #its Not Hard #just Stop Fucking Talking

[blunderpuff]

oh so now the birds are eating the <25 cherries i've got growing on my tiny tree

literally everything i've planted in this fucking garden has either died on its own or has been killed by birds/bugs

#my garden is a microcosm of my whole life right now #my life has been on a downward spiral since last july and bestie i am starting to reach my fucking limit #defaulting to thinking ''i wish i were dead'' at every little inconvenience is BAD!!!! i know!!!! but it's true!!! #the mint from trader joe's was infested with aphids and i've been cleaning it off every day for 2 weeks and it's STILL got them #like... this plant is 1 foot tall with two little stalks and less than 30 leaves. it hasn't grown in the 2 months i've had it #the money plant still reeks of mold and has to live outside because of its smell and the fungus gnats #the golden sage just fuckin.... burned to death????? it turned gray and DIED #the one and only bean plant that sprouted just ejected the only 2 true leaves it bothered growing #the originally robust blackberry cane is withering. the other two did get better but started from the ground up. there's 1 blackberry total #the rosemary hasn't gotten any bigger in the 3 months i've had it #the scotch brooms don't look so good. the salvia haven't gotten any bigger in 3 months and the creeping phlox bleached and died #the thyme is doing okay and the culinary sage is hanging in there but i don't have high hopes #not a single fucking wildflower sprouted in the yard. i used 2 bags of seed+mulch that was supposed to cover 600sq ft (the yard is 400) #the mourning doves ate a bunch of the seeds and the rest never sprouted #there's a few puny sunflower sprouts but the cottontail came and ate some of those leaves #the cottontail also ate an entire stalk of the potted mystery flowers #the huge plant i moved in November... the one that surprisingly survived frost/freeze... can't handle the heat and is now dead #i just... #the job market is awful. the salaries are worse. the neighborhood is in the middle of nowhere and inhabited by paranoid cops #everyone has big dogs who go apeshit when they hear ppl walking #and the fences are short and the dogs are big so i'm scared to go walking because EVERY. DAY. on the nextdoor app are people #announcing that they found a dog wandering the neighborhood. or ppl saying ''omgggg my dog got out of the yard! have u seen it?'' #spring was all wind/gusty and it battered the blackberries and sucked all the moisture out of the yard #so the 2 tons of compost that we rototilled into the dirt? it's just dust now. there's nothing living in that soil #and now summer is here and it's too hot and these plants don't have a chance #i hate everything

[10thingsihateabout-all-yall]

hey. i love you all. just sayin

#mkay thx #give yourself a hug pls #i ate some good taquitos and i wish this happiness for the rest of you

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

you are one of few people who are normal about those two and isn't weird and obsessed with theorizing about their relationship. thank you for all the service you've done for the "normal about people" community. we appreciate it.

thanks. i just find the whole thing weird. and it's all coming from grown adults too. it doesn't make this corner of the fandom look good and we already get plenty of judgment for shipping two fictional adults that make sense. i know they've definitely seen all the weird posts. without a doubt. finding someone in this fandom who isn't about it is like finding a unicorn.

#like they have a chemistry and are comfortable with each other and that's it #shame it was put to waste in tl #h is a touchy person and is this way the rest of the guys in tl cast #they were playing everyone like a fiddle and they ate it all up #it makes enjoying things in this fandom difficult because how do i separate rl shippers from ppl who just appreciate their dynamic #and i just feel very lonely in the tl fandom these days and ever since the finale my excitement for it has been at an all time low #i don't think i could ever do a full rewatch again #god i wish i was like more invested in the side of the fandom that ships r/j/k because i like them and it'd be less weird #ignore my posts im just looking around me at weird rl shippy stuff and feeling lowkey gaslit by the t/r fandom because i find it weird- #-while they have no shame

[senseiwu]

MISAKO IS SO PATIENT

She waits until I finish pouring out her food before starting to eat

What a patient baby

I'm used to feeding Wallace. Man just sticks his head in the bowl as soon as one morsel touches it. I used to have to hold him back so dry food wouldn't go everywhere, and so wet food wouldn't get all over his face

#kittysako #im so proud of her she ate all her food #i gave her dinner. changed her litter and put the rest of the wet food pouch in the fridge. and when i came back from taking the old litter #to the rubbish bin outside and washed my hands #she was still eating!!!! #she normally just eats a little bit and then walks away and barely eats #maybe shes used to her dad eating all the food lmao #weasel is a little piggy #i have to bring her to the bowl for her to eat sometimes #i wish shed eat dry food dhsjdh i HATE dealing with wet food... its so gross #at least the dry food just leaves a bad smell and bits on my hands and doesnt make me feel sick if it touches me #Bad Texture #Slimy #Do Not Like #but. she doesnt touch biscuits(?) that are in her bowl so. wet food #for now at least. until i can get her to try to eat dry food #idk how ill do that though #at the moment im just glad shes eating #those first frw days where she didnt eat much really scared me lmao

[emotionalsupportvape]

sign from the universe to get this in a fortune cookie during a binge 🫠

#personal #i have been unemployed and depressed since first of august #constantly eating my feelings and zero exercise #binged ate $30 worth of chinese food by myself #charged to a credit card that is nearing maxxed out bc i cant stop eating #i hate everything rn and i am so disappointed in myself #wish i could sleep for the rest of my life #lol #tw ana shit #tw ed rant

[arcadian-vampire]

I'm trying a new med for gastroparesis (despite still not being diagnosed with gastroparesis lmao) and??? I think it worked????? I was able to drink a little coffee a while ago, and usually by now I'd be like 'ouch yikes I feel terrible', but I'm. fine. I feel like I didn't even drink anything

I hope it does work and I'll be able to eat things again... It's gonna be really hard to not go wild and eat myself sick, bc I miss food tastes So Fucking Bad dude. I missed out on my mother's biscuits and gravy! Like do u know how hard that is!!!! She makes the BEST biscuits and gravy EVER

#pikaposts #medical anomaly blogging #i also want angel food cake (the last straw that made me realize i was completely unable to eat food anymore) again. #it's my favorite dessert and i was only able to have it ONCE!! my mother had to finish the rest!!!! #i think that's the one where i was sick for like four days and ended up going to the er again #so i wanna have it and Not have go to the er. i wanna enjoy it #i ALSO want a milkshake and french fries. and my mom's fajitas. with tons of bell peppers #she recently made fajitas and six bell peppers. and my brothers just ate all the peppers. she had to make more so they'd actually finish #eating the meat too. she ended up doing like ten fucking peppers and keep in mind i did not eat any! my brothers just went wild w it! #entirely valid of them though. i should share the recipe bc it's soo so good #by far the greatest way to enjoy the greatest veggie #oh but if my brother is cutting back on the variety of food he's eating to see if it's an allergic reaction somewhere that's been making him #sick. i'll respect that and not have mom make tons of dishes. i can wait until we figure out what's up w him #...does ansehelm even use he/him actually. rip #times i wish tags were editable on mobile #ANYWAY this got very long and rambly bc i'm excited #i had COFFEE. yippeee 🥳🎉🦑

[salsflore]

just got home from school ～ ate a sandwich to cheer myself up, think i’ll play genshin for a bit and nap ... pulling on shenhe’s banner solves everything

#oh wait i'll give you a mark then! but wait no its still wrong nvm #venting a little because i’m just so bummed and silly and i was in such a good mood yesterday so like how did we get here #i failed my math test and that set my mood for the rest of the day which is dumb i know but aghh #the teacher had us add all our grades and then i was like wait theres this one question i think you mightve marked wrongly #and for a sec he was like that was so embarrassing LOL #i got a 26/30 for history — something i didn’t revise for. i got a 20/20 for my eng lit test. plus bc i did so well on my en oral exam- #-(got full marks btw) i’m being nominated to participate in this speaking thing. when my homeroom teacher found out abt this she even said: #“yeah‚ i expected mika to be a good speaker because everytime she speaks to me i...” and it was a really nice thing to hear but even after- #-all that i’m still so sad. i studied for my math exam i really did. so why did i still fail. i didn’t even pass my class this time #i prepared for a week beforehand. looked at past questions and learned things i never thought i would grasp. asked friends for help & i- #-paid attention in class i wrote down notes i did practice questions why was that not enough. looked up proper study methods and tried to- #-balance everything nicely! so why did i still fail‚ right? and i feel so disappointed in myself. #of course i made the mistake of lightheartedly complaining about this to my straight A & A* student‚ beloved by teachers‚ prefect friend #“you’ll do better! it’s not that bad!” i’m so tired. i know i’m an awful friend for being so bitter but i can’t- #-endure myself any longer. and i got home and i ate a sandwich with my sister and mom at the table and- #-my sister made a comment about how ahhh she’s in a bad mood again cuz it’s a monday !! and i hate that i’m so obviously down. i don’t- #-wish to ruin the mood or anything so like #and i have my malay oral exam tomorrow and i wrote my script wrongly apparently so i have to redo that #i’ve given up on memorizing it i just hate going to school now #and then ahhhh another project another presentation i’m so sick of this so sick of myself #i should have put this at the very start but umm! anyways please don’t reply to this or try to reassure me i appreciate it i really do but- #-i just needed a place to be silly and its already kind of embarrassing enough! so just acknowledge this and move on. thanks. love u guys #cw vent #cw negative

[rosicheeks]

i hope someone does something nice for you today 💖

-🌸

🥺

#you sending me this message was something nice 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #honestly I had a pretty shitty day #slept in until 4:30/5pm #thankfully my parents cooked so I ate some food #and now I’m just kinda stuck #idk what to do with the rest of my day #even though it’s already fucking 8 #bah I’m in a blah mood today #hopefully smoking will help a little bit #thank you so much for your positivity #as always #I wish I could jump through the screen and give you a huuuuuge bear hug #🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 #ask #🌸 anon

[catchmewjsn]

I need to go visit grandma today with mom, and bring her things and should be back on Monday, but I'm feeling like laying in my bed, my stomach is already sensing my period coming probably tomorrow and my skin feels like i treated it with sand paper too

#also im just overall tired and i didnt do a single thing i should at home last week and week before it and its growing i really should do #these things.... #and i will need to get out of work earlier in Tuesday and idk how it will go #also ik ive been saying that a lot but the way i must dislike my sking for doing this to her 😭 its all my own fault tbh..ive been eating #sweets with milk and cheese and ate like 2 packs of chili snacks that just made it worse and then the clementines (i forgot the other word) #.....i dont even like them tbh i just ate them bc dude has been peeling them off at work ALL THE TIME and i just cant say no to food being #offered to me or am i just lying to myself right now idk #anywya wish me luck maybe... just at least let my lips heal bc its painful.. the rest just feels bad isnt bad yet so its ok ig i shouldn't #talk badly about it dkdhdo

[skyward-floored]

YOU SPREAD THE RED TIDE TO ME HOW DARE (this is in jest ily bby pls feel better and also move over and share the towel / blanket bleh)

OH NOOOO MY CONDOLENCES

I’ll gladly share the blanket we can sit together and eat a tasty snack or two :]

#though it’s weird yesterday I was ravenous and ate like an entire half a watermelon #today food is the worst thing ever invented ever #go figure #answers from the floor #anon #I’m noticing it’s that time of the month for a bunch of us #wishing lots of opportunities to rest for everyone

[igothighonce]

Aw shucks

Okay so it'll take me a minute

But uh so check it

The uh death stranding game? Idk where you walk with the baby and deliver

Like you know 💅

No but uh imagine a plant that gives the right vibes so you're not allergic to a specific thing

Like connected to a breathing paralysis

Aparatis

Apparatus

Ugh too mouth cover

Think that would be Uber cool

#i ate to much stake #i was saving it for lunch tomorrow #oh the paralls that i throw myself unto #may the fates forgive me #for i must b such a boring show #i pray i not only entrain them but the gods that hide from me #i wish to be blessed like the rest of the mostals whom are able

[cuntwrap--supreme]

I love the "let's blow stuff up" holidays so much. Like, no. I don't have to get up at 7am, actually. I'd love for you to continue literally lighting money on fire into the wee hours of the morn. You have enough explosives to last you until 3:48am? By all means, friends, party away! It's not as if I have to work a 13 hour shift bright and early in the morning. It's not as if some of you are guaranteed to show up to my place of work after waking up at 2 in the afternoon asking why it's taking longer than normal to cook your food. It's actually my fault for having a job that operates during normal business hours. So sorry I'm an inconvenience to you.

#sarcasm #new years #call me boring and a killjoy all you want but i think holidays in general are the dumbest goddamn thing #in fact I'd go so far as to say i utterly despise holidays as a concept #what do you mean i can't get my silly white girl coffee tomorrow because the sun made a complete rotation?? #what do you mean i can't buy groceries on Thanksgiving - my one day off that week - because some crusty whites ate a turkey 400 years ago? #what do you mean i have to celebrate the birth of some guy i don't believe existed and bc of his alleged birth everything is closed? #like. i can understand a lot of Jewish and Muslim holidays because they actually celebrate shit like overcoming adversity #but the holidays most Americans celebrate are a waste of time and money and resources and i wish they'd die #anyway. it's 12:30 and the fireworks are beginning to die a little. #jk. they'll be going on until 3am. it's Tennessee. we love blowing shit up here. #and my neighbors are obnoxious girls in their late teens/early 20s and they'll be up screaming until they all pass out drunk #so like. fuck me i guess. it's not like i need sleep so i can be a functioning adult tomorrow. #sorry none of the rest of you like have jobs and other responsibilities every day of the year. i wish i could relate.

[woofety]

Obviously for once that I don't follow a padel Open, my favourite female couple has reached the final, (and beating the n.1, no less). Soooo, the lesson is, I shouldn't watch them today to bring them good luck 😂

#I wonder #padel #and against my better sense here I am #ari and paula must have been beaten up after all - tbh in their best form there shouldn't have been a match #but every now and then these things happen especially at the end of the season #so I'm happy for sofia and ale - also it's nice to see not always the same couples playing every time the final #I don't know how many chances they have against bea and delfi if they are well and focused today but oh well #ugh damn I wish my eyes weren't so swollen and sore today #I don't know wtf I ate or drank yesterday but I got an allergy rash 😫 #I'm so off today - true that I don't have much to do today #so I can settle in and rest - but the hell these weeks have been I'm tired of feeling sick and down enough 😖

[badjokesbyjeff]

A wealthy man was ordered by his physician to go away to the mountains for a rest. He went home, told the members of his family what the doctor had said. He said, "While I'm away, I don't wish to be annoyed by letters or telegrams; in fact, I don't want to receive any news of any kind." So he went away and was gone about six weeks.

He returned to the city very much improved in health and very anxious for some news from home. He got off of the train at the depot, was met by his servant, and the following conversation ensued:

Man: Well, Henry, how is everything at home? Is there any news?

Henry: No, sir. There ain't no news, sir. Everything is just about the same as it was when y'all went away. Nothin' happened. No sir, there ain't nothing happened, there ain't no news.

Man: Well, you know, I'm just dying for some word from home now. You can tell me any little thing, no matter how trifling.

Henry: No sir, there ain't no news. There ain't nothin' to tell you, sir. Except... there's just one little thing. Since you've been away, your dog died.

Man: Oh, my dog died, eh? Well, that's too bad. What killed the

dog?

Henry: Well, sir, the dog ate some burnt horseflesh. And that's what killed the dog.

Man: Ate burnt horseflesh? Where did he get burnt horseflesh to eat?

Henry: Well, sir, you know, your barn burned down. And after the fire had cooled off, the dog ran in and ate some of the burnt horse- flesh, and that's what killed the dog.

Man: Oh, my barn burned down, eh?

Henry: Oh yessir, yes indeed, the barn, that's all burned down.

Man: How did the barn catch fire?

Henry: Well, sir, you see, a spark from the house flew over, caught on to the barn, burned the barn down, burned up all the cows and the horses, and after the fire had cooled off, the dog ran in and ate some of the burnt horseflesh, and that's what killed the dog.

Man: Oh, then my house burned down too, eh?

Henry: Oh yessir, yes indeed, the house, that's completely destroyed.

Man: Well, how did the house catch fire?

Henry: Well sir, they had some candles burning in the house, and one of the candles caught onto the curtain, and the curtains caught onto the roof, and the spark flew over and caught onto the barn, burned the barn down, burned up all the cows and the horses, and after the fire had cooled off, the dog ran in and ate some of the burnt horseflesh, and that's what killed the dog.

Man: You say they had candles burning in the house where I have gas and electricity? I never knew there was a candle in the place.

Henry: Oh yessir, yessir, they had the candles there. They had the candles burning all around the coffin.

Man: The coffin? Who's dead?

Henry: Oh yessir, yessir, that's another little thing I forgot to tell you about. Since you've been away, your mother-in-law died.

Man: Oh, my mother-in-law died, eh?

Henry: Yessir, yessir, she's dead all right. You needn't worry about that.

Man: What killed my mother-in-law?

Henry: Well sir, I don't know exactly what killed her sir, but around the neighborhood, they say it was from the shock of your wife running away with the chauffeur. But outside of that sir, why, there ain't no news.

[jo-com]

˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ ➛ Clingy

Charles Leclerc x Fem!reader x Alexandra Saint Mleux

Summary: Charles and Alex gets so clingy it’s adorable

Genre: Short Fluff, Throuple!

Tw: not anything in particular js some grammatical error and mind u this is not profread

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Bellahadid No invites??

Yn.cult NEXT TIME I PROMISE

Bellahadid You better🤨

Alexandrasaintmleux Pretty as always ma fille

Yn.cult Stopp, you’re making me blush🤭

Charles_Lecler I think you’re pretty too!

Alexandrasaintmleux i said it first tho😐

User1 THE WAY THEY’RE FIGHTING OVER HER😭😭

User2 Nah cause i’d do the same ngl

Ex.bf Staying there too! Maybe we should hang out!

Alexandrasaintmleux yeah no.

Charles_Leclerc Agreed.

User3 he shoot his shot but got rejected twice😭😭

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User4 How can one person look cute and hot at the same time

User5 it’s called the y/n effect✨

User6 Faxx☝🏻

User7 Nah who took the first pic?🤨

Vougemagazine lovely having you!

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Alexandrasaintmleux Missing you so bad mon amour😢

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Alex pouted, her brows knitted in a frown as she stared blankly at your post; constantly refreshing it to see whether or not you replied to her comment yet.

But every time she does, she gets disappointed—not seeing your reply just makes her grow fonder of your presence.

With a deep sighed, Alex turned off her phone and buried her face in y/n’s favorite pillow. The one she uses every time they sleep, the one that has her lingering smell on it, and the one Charles and Alex coddles up whenever they miss you. Which is constantly so they fight about whoever gets it.

Alex stared blankly at the ceiling, her mind was clouded with the thoughts of you. She just misses you so much it’s killing her. Literally.

The only reason you were out was because of your job; you love modeling that’s why they couldn’t have the guts to stop you from going. But now they just wished that they stopped you.

“Ughhhhh” she sighed, dragging the h along the tone of her boredness. Her voice echoing around the empty room which caught the attention of their boyfriend.

“What’s the matter, bébé?” Charles asked, peeking his head into the doorframe.

Alex lazily dragged her head up to face charles. “Everything’s cool, i just miss her is all” she mumbled, her voice laced with sadness and longing.

Charles smiled emphatically, he knows what it’s like to miss you— he’s going through that too but he’s not taking it as hard like Alex though. He’s trying to act strong for the both of them, i mean someone has to, right?

Alex felt the couch dipped down as Charles sat besides her frame. “Should we call y/n and see what’s she’s up to?” He asked, rubbing soft circles around her back.

“No” she replied all muffled due to her head still facing down and resting on your pillow.

She wanted them to call you; to hear your sweet voice. Alex wanted nothing more than that, but then again she doesn’t want to disturb you and ruin your fun.

“Let’s just watch a movie and try to get our minds of her, yeah?” Sighing defeatedly, alex nodded her head and muttered a low ‘sure’ making Charles smile happily.

So that’s what they did, they watched a movie, and ate all the food they could find in the house until they fell asleep.

They woke up the very next day— saw your recent post and started to miss you like crazy again.

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Got bored and wanted to make this, hope you guys enjoy itt!!

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