#wtf is this fuckery

[that-one-pizza]

AYO TUMBLR

WTF IS THIS AND WHERE IS MY SEARCH OPTION??????

@staff wtf is live how dare you

#tumblr #wtf is this FUCKERY #tumblr staff

[memories-of-ancients]

Alkaline water with lemon

Tonight I've learned that Gwyneth Paltrow recommends drinking alkaline water with organic lemon for good health

I'm having a hard time going to sleep now. I'm just laying in bed staring at the ceiling while I whisper to myself, "alkaline water with lemon".

Alkaline water with lemon.

Alkaline water with lemon.

Alkaline water ... with lemon.

Alkaline water ... with ... lemon.

Alkaline ... water ... with ... lemon...

#wtf #fuckery

[junesprince]

do you see the vision

#persona 5 tactica #eri natsuhara #toshiro kasukabe #eritoshi #persona 5 tactica spoilers #bringing to the table more shitty doodles for the 6 p5t fans #i hc toshiro transfem and eri transmasc btw #p5t was so transgender and you cannot tell me otherwise bc wtf was that #if you havent gotten into p5t yet WHAT ARE YOU DOING #please play p5t for gender fuckery and suspiciously trans moments #i hope my ideas compensate for how bad my doodles look

[cursehole]

you ever just be like

‘oooohhh I’m so done I’m done now with all this ohmygodddd’

but the years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’ ?????

#tackytext #srsly wtf #ive been all done for like 4 years wtf #🙄 #Why is one of my suggested tags ‘Hazbin hotel fuckery’ ????? #I’m not the one who commissioned that AMV why is tumblr coming at me #Tbh what if I just become an urban legend like did that artist that drew that dog really exist or was it a Covid fever dream

[cassmouse]

Absolutely fuck Ghostbusters Frozen Empire for being such a bad film but containing such a good sapphic plotline because it's literally been living in my head rent free since I saw the film and that's horrendously confusing because I DIDNT ENJOY THE FILM ITSELF BUT JUST THE LESBIANS THE STAR CROSSED LOVER-NESS OF IT ALL JUST AUGH

#it is very frustrating #bad film. brilliant lesbian subplot. wtf can I say #also... guess who tf might end up writing a goddamn fic about them #(me) #the Phoebe and melody fandom content so far as few as it has been had driven me insane it's been brilliant and wonderful #and I sort of kind of had a half idea #I have so much other stuff I need to be working on rn but THEM guys them they've been in my head ALL WEEK AND MORE AAA #I don't want to buy into the fuckery that was the film but #oh my god they've had a chokehold on me with this plotline #this is not fair #cass thinks ab stuff #ghostbusters frozen empire #Ghostbusters

[thepromiscuousfinger]

Why even get rid of the pfp of blogs we follow @staff?

It takes me months or even years to memorize their names and that's IF the blogs I'm following don't change usernames per holiday season. So most of the time I'm relying on their pfp to stay the same.

#tumblr fuckery #wtf tumblr #hellsite (derogatory)

[swesq21]

Hi ummmm I'm having one of my fish episodes

#i need a distraction i swear to god #also should i come up with a tag for posts aboi #a. #about him #one mutual asked me to do it dms (you know who you are) but I don't. know #literally I've been studying for over 40 minutes just to get bim out of my mond wtf #fish fuckery will lead me to a brighter future

[mrs-monaghan]

the fact is korean jimin solos for years now come up with smear campaigns against jungkook to the point that the government investigated him for back door advertising (which he obviously didn’t do) that’s more serious than what tkkers ever do but keep on showing you only want jk for your ship and you’re a jimin solo

You know, every single day when I'm hanging about that stupid bird app, every day I will see something that will remind me you people have officially lost it. And that's not even an insult I genuinely think u need help.

What you're doing right now, reminds me of when someone will post and say that Jkkrs are the worst thing that has ever happened because we attack V even though Tkkrs have never done anything to Jimin. They say tkkrs mind their own business and Jkkrs are the ones always causing trouble. Someone grabbed their phone, opened twitter and decided to type that tkkrs are not problematic, Jkkrs are. And they said this with their whole chest.

And I called them out for being a troll because aint no way they believed what they were saying.

Anon let me tell you something. SK army love Jimin and Jikook. They are their pride and joy. Their Busan princes. They worship the ground they walk on and are extremely supportive of their relationship. You don't know half the shit they've seen, half the shit that they know about Jikook and still keep it to themselves. Because they are their gems and they would never do anything to hurt them. They are extremely protective of them. So for you to come here and say whatever this is, shows you don't know dick.

But dw. I'll help. Here is a thread exposing the V solos who pretended to be Jimin solos. And no, JK did not get investigated. It would be all over the news your idiot! Y'all made that shit up. But this ain't new, is it?

Your lot, has threatened Jimin's life. You have pretended to be Jkkrs and threatened V's life. Your fav, just so you could make us look bad. You have attacked poly c even though its clear that him and JK are very close. You know, JK, the other half of your ship? You have threatened to kill Jimin's dad. You made a brand say they will never work with Kpop ever again and you threw a bouquet of flowers to hit Jimin on purpose during a concert. (I am never letting this one go)

Calling anybody worse than tkkrs is the most misguided shit I've ever heard.

Nothing.... nothing and no one....absolutely fucking NOTHING any Army will ever do can be worse than what your breed have done over the years. Do you hear me?

#wtf #seriously #the vermin #bts ask #ask shaz #the fuckery

[yaz-the-spaz]

so i finally got around to watching that impaulsive interview/podcast and man hearing it in context makes SUCH a big difference because when you hear it all together you can actually see so much more clearly how liam didn't even actually say anything that bad about ANY of the boys

like literally nothing he even said was as bad as people (who probably only saw the clips or came into the video with biased views anyway) are making it out to be…

now.

good.

so first off, on the question of the boys, liam literally praised louis for his value to the band, for taking charge, and finding his voice and his worth, etc. he said nothing specific (bad or otherwise) about harry or niall that i can recall. and even the comment about zayn’s family was literally just him talking about how zayn had a different upbringing, which really isn’t anything all that bad. now ppl can debate about whether or not it was liam’s place to mention it, but in the end if you listen to that whole segment of the interview it becomes pretty clear that all he was really trying to do is explain why people might misunderstand who zayn is/why he the way he is, which to me shows more of an understanding than some sort of bitter rivalry or jealousy. outside of that there was the comment about g’s tweet not aging well, but what was most interesting to me about that is that he literally grimaces the SECOND after it’s out of his mouth and tries to hide it with his hand and his entire facial expression just looks extremely uncomfortable and cringy for a good few seconds before the camera cuts away. 

moving on to the re-hashing of the band’s formation, his comments about his own role in the band were nothing new or particularly salacious either to anyone who's been a long time fan of the band from the early days. it was a KNOWN FACT that he and louis did not get along in the early days of their time on the txf  and that they butt heads quite a bit about who was gonna be the de facto “leader” (literally anyone who's watched the video diaries or became a fan anytime between 2010-2012 knows this, it is NOT news, and it does not mean that he in any way hates or is jealous of louis especially given that he followed it up by praising louis for his leadership choices and contribution to the band). it was a KNOWN FACT that the people supervising them on the show (and, later on, management) leaned more on liam to keep the boys in line and give the others a bit more professional/musical guidance because of his more serious/driven personality and the fact that he had more experience in the industry from his previous time on the show. even the comment about him starting all their songs literally became a joke among the band (in fact, i think it was even louis himself who used to make the joke that liam couldn't ever leave the band/go solo because if he did they’d have no one to start all their songs for them). None of that was new information (except maybe to newer and/or more casual fans) and does not in any way come off as a slight to harry or louis or niall’s solo careers if you actually listen to what he says.

probably the only thing that was news to me (and probably a lot of the fandom) was that simon and the showrunners possibly initially formed the band around liam because they saw his talent and wanted to keep him in the competition, but honestly even that isn't all that surprising or salacious to me because that's just a smart move business wise when you have someone who's already been on the show, and who you already know clearly has the talent and the drive/ambition to make a serious career out of this, versus four unknowns (the other boys) who may or may not take things seriously.

what truly baffles me though is people somehow taking his comments to mean that the band or the other boys couldn't have made it anywhere or been at all successful without him when him saying all this was literally just him describing his experience and memories of the formation of the band. but of course like often happens weird louis and harry stans took it upon themselves to somehow make it all about liam trying to pump himself up and make 1d’s success all about him when he said nothing of the sort and when all he was even doing was talking about his own experience (though of course the man can't even hardly breathe without someone trying to make it about him being anti ‘insert any of the other boys names here’ so I guess I shouldn't even be all that surprised)

anyway that's my recount of all the important bits, the rest was mostly just weird fighting party boy narrative bs in my opinion (along with a couple of cute celebrity impressions). so in conclusion even though i know some people still will anyway, all i mainly have to say is please don't trust the frankly misleading, out-of-context clips making the rounds on sm or make any concrete judgements until you’ve watched the whole interview (or at least the whole piece of one of the individual segments in question, since they are at least neatly labeled for you to skip right to them)

what you come away with/get out of it after that is up to you obvi, but most importantly i just really need people to think critically about the fact that liam went to a business conference for NFT’s, and in the middle of that conference, (inexplicably) did an interview with a man literally known for doing egregious things just for clickbait wherein liam spent a grand total of approximately 5 minutes total out of a 75 minute long interview talking about his NFT’s (i.e. what he was actually there for) and his current music career, and most of the rest of the 70 minutes randomly rehashing old 1D drama, old relationship drama, and talking about who he wants to fight (or talking about all the apparently multiple various times he's been drunk off his ass at a bar/club/event with his shirt off for some odd reason picking fights with people??)…all of which goes right in line with so much of the negative content we've been getting almost constantly bombarded with lately about liam being a problematic, drunk, fighting party boy

you sit and think about that for a minute and do the math, because all I know is the math ain’t mathing and i'm just constantly like

there were literally so many red flags abound, the whole interview literally had no purpose other than to dredge up old wounds/drama and for what? in what world does a decent mgmt team approve this? in what world do people who actually care about their client OR his image sit back and watch and approve/enable all this irrelevant old ass drama and problematic behavior being brought up that has nothing to do with liam’s actual current career? for what? just so liam could sit around talking about constantly being drunk, getting violent while drunk, saying or doing rude/cruel/idiotic things that he regrets while completely trashed off his ass, all of which he mentioned WHILE constantly drinking literally only a year after admitting he has a drinking problem? or naming all the various celebrities he wants to fight? or repeatedly mentioning how scary a place it is to be inside his head? or talking about having to pretend he’s a different person/that he hides behind other identities like a mask and changes his personality to fit the situation and/or people he’s around? or that he STILL doesn’t really know who he is or what he likes to do outside of work even after all these years cause he feels like he's never had the chance to find out?

everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, including his team, should be way WAY more concerned about his frankly worrying behavior and current mental state than about him apparently trash talking the other boys (especially when, newsflash: he didn't.)

out of all the comments (and there were some pretty gross ones), this was honestly the most salient and self-aware one I came across to sum-up all the extremely concerning things hashed out in that interview that should've been much more of a priority for the fandom than the bs they *claim* liam said about the other boys (that he didn't even actually say) and from the most unexpected of usernames to boot

anyway, in summation, me @ liam's team

ALSO GIVE THIS MAN A LONG FUCKING REST

(and a new team. and a chance to get some therapy/work on himself while we're at it cause my poor lima needs to get farrrrr away from these asshats who clearly don't give a shit about him like YESTERDAY)

#liam #ziam #ot5 #podcast #impaulsive podcast #i know some people have already said some similar things to this effect #but I just wanted to add my two cents to the pile in agreement #which is to say that basically i'm just forever wtf-ing all over the place at this entire thing #like #we get seeded with articles about him being dropped by his label for being a problematic party boy #and get constant pictures of him out partying & drinking with the child bride and her fam #and now this?? #it’s like we’re back to 2013 rowdy frat boy liam all over again #it wasn't a good look then and it's certainly not a good look now #at least at 20 it was sort of excusable as him just being young and dumb #but not at 28 #like wtf #it stinks of #fuckery #& bs #honestly do they really think this somehow makes him more relatable? #the man is almost 30 years old and supposedly a dad and this is how his team chooses to present him to the world?? #fuck outta here #even if he was/is really like that to some degree the smart business move is to keep that shit on lock #like i’m not even in PR and even I know that's just basic decent marketing #so wtf are y’all fools doing that supposedly call yourselves his team #cause it certainly ain't your jobs i know that

[stormclouds-chainmail]

Did Tumblr just change the size of the username text compared to everything else? It's suddenly hard to read compared to all other text on my phone. Seriously @staff don't do that. It's bad for accessibility. I can't enlarge the text on my phone just for one small part of Tumblr. Are you deliberately trying to destroy the usability of the site?

#accessibility #username size #text size #wtf #Tumblr fuckery

[manufactoredxbyxdesign]

[I see Wesker finally got out of his office in the RE4 DLC

to go to some hoe shit.]

#- - ooc #fuckery // #[Love how there's GLISTENING sweat on his neck too] #[Son wtf were you doing in that office?]

[always-coffee]

It's come to my attention that Angry Robot has decided to employ AI in its sorting/selecting process for its open submission call later this month (April). You can read their blog post here.

While it is not generative AI, it does seem to jump wholeheartedly into the AI fray with gusto. This is...unfortunate.

While they do have an email address you can use, their verbiage makes it very clear that you will have a much longer wait time, should you opt to go that route. (It's also my understanding that they do not reply to all authors and no timeframe for a response is given. So, nebulous waiting? Ugh.)

I have two major problems with all this.

Why would I send something I poured my soul into, only to have it analyzed by a LLM? It's the flipside of, "If a human can't be bothered to write it, I cannot be bothered to read it."

For someone who might be *new* to publishing and not understand things, it feels rather predatory. There *is* an email address for submissions, if someone doesn't want to participate. But they're very clear that responses there will take a MUCH longer time. A baby writer might feel pressured or anxious and not really understand the implications.

While I understand this is an effort to respond to authors faster (or, uh, at all -- because they don't respond to everyone, even to indicate they're passing), it should not be tolerated. This is very disappointing.

#AI #NOPE #unacceptable #fuckery #absolute not #publishing #wtf #argh

[dougielombax]

So apparently some people in Quebec stole 3,000 tonnes of maple syrup in a heist?

This occurred over several months between 2011 and 2012.

Crazy stuff.

Why though?!

Here’s a link for additional information.

Crazy, baffling stuff.

Apparently they managed to be surprisingly discreet about it.

It’d be funny as hell if someone made a film out of it, dramatising the shite out of the events.

With a fucking boat chase and a shootout and the like.

Shut up, I can dream!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #canada #history #heist #robbery #chicanery #shenanigans #fuckery #quebec #maple syrup #canadian history #wtf #what

[prodogg]

Ah yes, seeing in the last airbender subreddit a user compare Azula to a Nazi officer and Sokka to a Jew, you gotta love these people /s

#azula #sokka #I can’t #since when is nazi a term for everyone you don’t like #also such a distasteful comparison #wtf is wrong with people #atla fandumb #atla #avatar the last airbender #fandumb #atla fandom fuckery #pd talks #im screaming into the void

[bad0mens]

Tumblr,

Once more. I would like to see ALL of the posts from the people I am following on my FOLLOWING Tab. Yes, ALL of the posts. Not selective posts. Not every other post. Not posts chosen at random via divination.

ALL OF THE POSTS.

IN MY FOLLOWING TAB.

#tumblr wtf #is it a setting issue that I haven't figured out? #is it tumblr fuckery? #THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW