#xan's anons

[xanasaurusrex]

I was wondering if you would write Clarisse larue x daughter of Hecate headcannons??

⇢ ˗ˏˋ clarisse la rue x hecate!daughter ࿐ྂ

a/n: okay so there is a full fledged fic coming of this but i just thought this would be cute for some general clarisse x hecate!daughter!reader content bc i love writing headcanons

okay so first thing's first, this pairing is the definition of opposite's attract

clarisse is just such an intense person, and hecate kiddos are like, famously chill

you probably fell for clarisse first, from afar, because hecate kids and ares kids don't generally run in the same circles

like there's no bad blood or anything, they just aren't very alike so they don't usually hangout

once clarisse did notice you, the two of you started hanging out pretty frequently

there was a period where you both had heart eyes whenever you were near each other, but were both convinced that the other would never like one, and so you were both just practically prancing around each other, doing your best to hide your feelings

(and not really succeeding)

this period was pretty much hell for all of your friends

because the two of you would rave to your mutual friends when the other wasn't there about how much you like each other, and they would just have to sit there and internally scream and hope that you two get together soon

you probably found out when someone accidentally let it slip that you two like each other

after a very long, heartfelt conversation, the two of you were officially dating!

now for the dynamic of your relationship!

clarisse is extremely protective over you

if anyone even looks at you wrong, she's there defending you

you find this really romantic, but sometimes it can get overwhelming because you don't love confrontation, and she does, so sometimes you just want her to leave the situation alone

she can usually tell when you're in this mood, so the two of you just leave the situation before clarisse can get more heated

you're one of the only people that can really calm clarisse down

as previously aforementioned, she's a very intense person, and gets really intense emotions that she doesn't really know how to deal with them, which is something you can help with

just being in your presence calms clarisse down

going back to the protectiveness thing randomly, clarisse always makes sure that hecate cabin is on the same team as ares cabin, and even though everyone knows it's so she can protect you, everyone pretends they don't know

hecate kids obviously participate in capture the flag but they're not the most helpful

so you're not all that bothered when clarisse takes you to a nice, safe place in the woods where she hunts around you to make sure that nobody gets close to you

one time someone from the blue team managed to snag you as a prisoner for the red team, and when clarisse found out she went on a literal rampage

chiron had to step in and tell clarisse to calm down

when blue team finally released you, clarisse just held onto your hand with a really angry look on her face

when you two were alone she finally expressed how nervous she'd been

another big thing to mention: you are clarisse's biggest weakness

she loves and cares about you so much, and as much as she tries to hide it, she kinda can't, so she knows that if anyone were ever trying to get to her, they would go to you first, and she really hates that

there was a time in the beginning of your relationship when clarisse tried to break it off, saying that it wouldn't be safe

and you reminded her that you are also a demigod, and just existing as a demigod isn't safe, so she'd better just get over it

she did, and now the two of you are still together and happy!

clarisse tries to pretend like she has some independence from you, but everyone knows that she doesn't

clarisse gets even more irritable during the winter months because she can't see you everyday like she can during the summer when you're both at camp

clarisse is a year rounder camper, but you aren't, so she always tries to get you to come back for weekends and school breaks

you're always giving clarisse different crystals to help with different things

one of the first things you gave her was a rose quartz necklace, and she practically never takes it off

she rarely ever takes it out from under her shirt because again, she's paranoid about the whole thing of you being her biggest weakness

but it's always there, and she sometimes can be seen holding tightly to it when in tense situations and/or nervous about something

she thinks of it as somewhat of a tether to your love

which sounds cheesy, so don't ever tell anyone clarisse told you that

or else

(she says jokingly)

clarisse is a very touchy partner

she likes to act like she isn't, because she's all tough or whatever

and wanting to be hugged and cuddled every once in a while means that she isn't tough apparently

you've told her a million times this isn't true, but she doesn't believe you

sometimes the two of you will cuddle in front of the campfire, and clarisse is always hesitant because there's so many people around, but all you have to do is bat your eyelashes (and occasionally make grabby hands if she's feeling more stubborn) and then she's there, cuddling with you

when the two of you are alone though... oh my god she will not stop touching you

if you like get up to go to the bathroom she starts complaining immediately about how the two of you were all warm and comfortable and then you had to go and ruin it

she shuts up when you come back though

when you brought clarisse home to meet your mortal parent... let's just say it was an entertaining day

clarisse likes to present herself as a very put together person, and that not much can shake her

but oh dear gods

you're sure that you've never seen her look more nervous than on the way to your mortal parent's house

like sweating and stammering and acting soooo nervous

she wants to make a really good impression, but kinda believes that she can't

it doesn't help that you kiss her in front of your front door to help calm her down, and THAT'S when your parent opens the door

she actually does end up making a good impression, but she still leaves thinking it went horribly

it probably would take a lot of convincing for clarisse to introduce you to her mom, if she ever does, because the two of them aren't on the best terms

basically, the two of you are so freaking in love it kinda disgusts your friends, but it's better now than it was when the two of you were pretending you didn't like each other

thank you so much for reading! there wasn't a lot in this abt the hecate!daughter thing it was basically just dating clarisse headcanons so i apologize for that but i am open to doing a part 2!

#percy jackson #clarisse la rue #clarisse larue #clarisse la rue x reader #clarisse larue x reader #clarisse la rue fluff #hecate!daughter #hecate!daughter!reader #hecate #pjo #hoo #headcanons #xanasaurusrex #xan's anons #xan's requests

[flicker-confessions]

FLICKER CONFESSION #0002

Submitted by anonymous:

Mike is so overrated. Also his design is extremely bad and is so obviously just the developer he was based on's avatar. (Side note but he is wayy too oversexualized by the fandom like he's based off a real person what are you doing)

Blog runners' additional note: yeah I get it, though I didn't know about the hypersexualization !?!? Like man that's really weird, especially if he's based off a real person (sort of reminds me of some adam x grace shippers which is just really weird but yeah)

Submitted on 06/12/2023 (d/m/y)

#roblox flicker #robloxflicker #flicker roblox #flicker confessions #flicker #mike hate #<- in case anyone rants abt dislikijg mike again and mike lovers dont want to see it! #so they xan filter it #ill do the same if anything similisr is submitted for any other character #character hate #i think? #anon 0002

[onlymingyus]

STOP him pushing his cum back in 💀💀 he would coo softly at you while pushing his finger back in bc he knows you’re sensitive and afterwards you both just collapse and fall asleep

the vernrot has been real 🫡 we will get through it 😔

He would be so chill about the entire process. Just watching your face and being really careful to not overstimulate you, but he just loves the feeling of how your walls would tremble around his fingers and the cum.

Of course then he'd make sure you both were cleaned up and you are 100% correct just the quickest collapse and out like a light, especially Vern.

#mars.answers #anon #vernon smut #vernon thots #seventeen smut #svt smut #vernrot is real people #sorry xan

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

No spoiling Tsats here🪿🔪

Also I’m revoking anon privileges (till the 5th)

No spoiler anons allowed 💅🏼✨

#I’m gonna get my book somewhere around Friday so till then anon have been disabled #asks are still open :) and if u are still shameless and send me a spoiler off anon or in the replies #I will shame you on a public post #xan rambles

[starrluvs]

these anon requests i’ve been getting are so good, like DAMN😭 i’m not sure how long it’ll take me to get to all of these, but i’ll try my best to deliver them because omggg…🤭

#xan rambles💗 #you guys are cooking with these bi han requests #anons ilysm #🥹🫶🏾💕

[duhnova]

It's award season (unconfirmed)! Give some of your mutuals silly little awards.

i forgot about this!! but i think this is so cute.. ok ok i’m sorry if i forgot anyone:

@onlyseokmins: i am giving you the cutest award and the loml award.. because you’re just an adorable little duckling and you’re very much loml shaped (don’t tell cheol shhhhh) you get the seokmins wife award as well, cause duh

@onlymingyus: you’re getting the sweetheart award, because you’re amazing and lovely and you’re my sweet peach! you’d also get the heathen award because i run laps when you write <3

@junkissed: i’m giving you the gremlin award. cause you’re a cutie WHO WRITES LIKE A GREMLIN (i mean this so lovingly) also for shits and giggles i’m giving you the tree award (i’m sure you can figure out why) also also giving you the #1 huihui award

@lovelyhan: i’m giving you the enabler award like you did with me, and the cozy comfy award because you make me very comfortable when we talk and it’s such a joy to be around you… another one would be the pocket breaker award BECAUSE I GO BROKE WHENEVER YOU SHOW ME A CHEOL PC <3

@fairyblue-alchemist: i’m giving you the beloved award as well as the three raccoons in a trench coat award and the vernon coded award… you just get all the rewards because you get me and ily <3

#— [🍒] nova answers #anon #tag game! #. ☆ novaz.mootz #june 🍀 #elv 🫧 #mars 🍑 #kai 🐈‍⬛ #xan 🐢 #these are so fun #and i know i forgot people and im sorry!!!

[bitchlessdino]

i’m now tormented by the fact that my favorite loser boy vernon has the ability to Get It (of course he does like have you SEEN him 👀👀👀👀) but the video you reblogged. i’m just. hoooooooooooooo boy i’m struggling so much rn help

There is a full video btw

https://youtu.be/ZJ3BOGBX934

Your welcome.

#Nan talks #xan asks #xan 💚 #my memory is so wonky #AND I THINK THIS IS THE VIDEO THE ANON MEANT #bc there’s no light a flame Vernon #yet

[wigglesforsquiggles]

amongus

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#wiggles asks #hi anon :D #thank u xan for this art i stole from gartic

[xanasaurusrex]

Bonjour! May I ask, my dear, for Dionysus cabin? Amazing therapists, I think they’d be. Not sure though. Thank you so much hand, obviously, feel free to decline!

⇢ ˗ˏˋ dionysus cabin headcanons ࿐ྂ

bonjour my dear! thank you so much for requesting! mr. d is one of my favorite characters, so i'm really excited to do these.

i think the first and biggest thing i should mention about dionysus kids is: they know how to party.

i mean, their dad is literally the god of wine

of course they're gonna be the definition of party animals

wherever there's a party, they're always the life of it

they're rarely ever the ones to start the party because they tend to be rather scatterbrained and don't have the attention span to plan a party, but they love attending them

they love attending parties

dionysus kids are the definition of heavyweights

it takes a lot to get them drunk

like they can get buzzed and tipsy or whatever but it takes a lot for them to become actually drunk

they know how to have fun sober, though, trust me

dionysus kids are very festive souls

they love holidays, any holidays, and go above and beyond decorating for them and getting everyone and themselves in the real feel of the holiday

they love halloween because you can go all out for decorations

they love christmas for the same reason

a random thing to note; dionysus kids have a special affinity for grape flavored things

grape flavored candy, grape flavored drinks, you name it, and dionysus kids are all over it

they also love fruit

their dad is the god of fruit and orchards, so they're a big fan of it

of course, grapes are their favorite

dionysus kids really love raisins, too

they're just dried grapes, so they find the flavor pleasant enough

there are definitely dionysus kids who don't love raisins, but most dionysus kids will eat them if there's nothing else to snack on

this is one of those things that everybody else in camp judges them for, but they get to enjoy raisins with each other so it's okay

dionysus is also the god of vegetation, so dionysus kids also tend to like veggies more than the average kid

dionysus kids like veggies as toddlers, which is a big sign to them being a dionysus kid

like, they'll even devour broccoli

anyways

another thing about dionysus kids is that they generally have a pretty good relationship with their dad

he is the camp director, so they see him a lot more than the average half-blood sees their godly parent, but dionysus also generally builds relationships with his kids, so they get close, and they have good relationships

dionysus also doesn't like having lots of kids, he doesn't like being too outnumbered, so there's never too many dionysus kids in the cabin at once

this makes it easier for him to create lasting relationships and makes it easier to bond with them individually

i know mr. d was kinda an asshole to percy but i do headcanon him as a pretty good dad

because there's not usually an abundance of dionysus kids that also means that they get really close with each other

dionysus kids are each other's ride or dies

they consider each other their best friends

there's never usually more than 4 in the cabin at once so it's like a little friend group, except you all have the same dad!

so fun fact

dionysus is also the god of insanity and ritual madness

this does come across in dionysus kids, unfortunately

dionysus kids can go fucking insane sometimes

please, please please please, i beg of you

never cheat on a dionysus kid

think carrie underwood, but like times a thousand

all dionysus kids know before he cheats by heart because they've sung it at the top of their lungs in their cars after getting cheated on for the first time

and then they've gotten revenge

it's never pretty

i can't legally go into the details (aka i'm too tired to come up with the details) but please never do it

if not for the sake of the dionysus kid heart you're breaking but for your own

dionysus kids are also generally really gifted actors

dionysus is the god of theatre, and since he has a passion for it, he likes to pass that passion down to his kids

there's a sort of drama club within camp half-blood

(founded by dionysus kids and heavily supported by the camp director of course)

they like to put on shakespeare because it's very greek tragedy-esque, but usually without the actual greek tragedy

also whenever there's a sword fight, it's easy to perform and choreograph because they're already being trained in swordsmanship, so they already have that skill (or at least know how to handle a sword without decapitating themselves)

dionysus kids like to think shakespeare was a dionysus kid

mr. d will neither confirm nor deny

(but the glint in his eyes whenever you bring it up leans more towards the affirmative)

randomly going back to them being heavyweights thing, even if they do get drunk, it's rare for a dionysus kid to get a hangover

which is something they endlessly brag about to other campers

"oh, it's weird that i eat raisins? well, i don't get hangovers so suck it"

dionysus kids also have a hilarious sense of humor

like these kids are really funny

their sense of humor consists of a lot of sarcasm and teasing and stuff like that

they can be really annoying as older siblings and younger siblings

a lot of "why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself?" copying, and other stuff like that

basically, dionysus kids are super cool and crazy and chaotic, but they're hard not to love

it's also pretty nice being friends with a dionysus kid because they can get you out of trouble with their dad if what you did was pretty mild and they ask really nicely

they're also just so freaking fun at parties that it's so nice having them around

consider yourself lucky if you're a friend of a dionysus kid

so it's 2:30 am and i have to be up at 9 but i got inspired by this and i want to start pumping these out faster, so here you are! dionysus cabin headcanons. i hope you liked them, i had so much freaking fun writing these! thank you so much for reading, please reblog, i love you all so much! muah!!

#percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #mr. d #dionysus #jason mantzoukas #cabin headcanons #dionysus cabin #mr d's cabin #cabin 12 #annabeth chase #grover underwood #clarisse larue #clarisse la rue #headcanons #xanasaurusrex #xan's anons #request #xan's requests

[the-potpourri]

Favorite kind of music to perform to?

"For me, anything that's upbeat but not heavy. So no heavy techno or electronica. More like middle eastern or indian."

"I'm actually the opposite of dear wonderful blueberry here. I like more slow and drawn out stuff. Make my dances like a long, passionate love making session. By the time I'm done, the audience is ready to pop."

"Or fall asleep."

#strip for you: pistachio #dance for you: xan #asks from the shadows: anon

[pjo-hoo-toa-freakazoid]

I hope this letter reaches you on time: happy birthday my princess!! May you have a great new year of life and many good things happen to you!!! You're a lovely, sweet and incredible person and deserve the best this world has to offer.

I know you appreciate flowers so please accept some as a gift. You in reality deserve an entire garden full of your favorite flowers, but unfortunately all I can give you is some few flowers...

Enjoy your birthday, my princess.

💐💐💐

-your friend

MY FRIEND, MY BEAUTIFUL BELOVED FRIEND!!! I HAVE MISSED THEE SO!💜💜🌸🌸

Thank you much for this beautiful message 💜🌸 this is so sweet and adorable 😭💜🌸 I admit I shed a tear🌸

I cant thank thee enough Iysmm💜💜 😭😭

And thank u so much for the flowers😭😭💜💜🌸🌸 I shall cherish them🌸🌸💜💜

#xan saves🌸 #my beloved friend anon💖💜 #nonnie reply 💕 #💜🌸💜🌸🌸🌸💜🌸💜💜💜💜💜🌸💜💜🌸💜 #10th august #10.08.2022 #reply post #off topic #not pjo

[rain-from-the-willow]

At least I THINK Nix's birthday was last month but its been like two years so idk- (sorry for clogging up your asks)

It's alright it's kinda funky getting asks again (we are so inactive 😨 there's nothing but dust in here) and you seem cool

#i feel like ur #hm #kirsty or alex ? #maybe xan or his family but i can't remember if he knew abt the sys thing #he definitely knew abt the name cus he helped pick it #sunny is still an option as well clearly #detective anon

[bitchlessdino]

nana beloved i love you so so much, your writing is always so good and you're so sweet and you're??? ultra pretty??????? i'm so so glad that you're my friend, and i do look up to you like an older sister just a little ;P but!! my heart isi very full of love for you and i want you to know that <3333

Why do I feel like I know who this is 😭

Ily you too beloved you’re so sweet. You make my heart so full reading your message you’re so sweet 💗💗💗💗

Write a LONG (or short) anonymous message saying what you think of me.

#nan talks #asks #anon asks #anon #Xan?

[xanasaurusrex]

Helloooo could u please do Poseidon cabin next? My hc is that they can be either very chill like typical calm surf kids and super relaxed (like calm and relaxing waves” or unhinged af like chaotic, super fun in a bit of crazy way and overall more energetic and like yeah unhinged (like Percy). Lil obvs usually overall the same calm, go-with-the-flow kind of kids but also either very chill or very chaotic. Wanna know what u think tho… so yeah. Poseidon cabin if u can please?

⇢ ˗ˏˋ poseidon cabin headcanons ࿐ྂ

hi!! of course i can do poseidon cabin hcs! i honestly have a lot of ideas about poseidon kids. thank you so much for the request and i hope you like these!

i totally agree with you that there are two ways a poseidon kid can turn out

1) totally chaotic (percy)

2) totally chill surfer kid

there are a few people who are a mix of chaotic and surfer, which makes them actually really fun to surf with, but only perodically, because while surfing with them is fun it can also be kinda scary at times

continuing on with water sports

poseidon kids are naturally really good at any and all watersports

they can often be found as the captains of swim teams

and very good at waterskiing and waterboarding

a go-to job for a poseidon kid is lifeguard as well, obviously

poseidon kids also don't eat seafood

some people find this confusing and some people find this obvious, i personally think it's obvious

it's because they can understand what fish are saying, so they don't like eating them

if you ask them why that bothers them, they'll say "you know what people are saying, would you eat them?"

not the most sound logic, but they're not exactly known for that

all poseidon kids have natural beach waves

poseidon himself definitely has beachy wavy hair, and he definitely passes that onto his kids

just like hecate and athena pass on their eye color to their kids, poseidon passes on his hair

poseidon kids are hardly ever seen wearing shoes unless it's absolutely necessary

they just naturally feel more comfortable barefoot

(the darks are a-barking)

(BARK BARK BARK)

ignore me

they love spending time at the beach, obviously

little beach creatures always manage to find their way to them

like you'll look away from a poseidon kid at the beach for about two seconds, and look back, and they have a little crab in their hand

sometimes they can look a little crazy, because they'll start having conversations with these little creatures

another thing about the beach with poseidon kids:

yknow the thing where whenever you leave the beach, you have sand just everywhere

they don't

it's something to be genuinely envious of when it comes to poseidon kids

like, they'll shake out their towel and there will be no sand on it, and then it's just done

it's definitely magic, a gift from their godly father

poseidon kids also hate aquariums

most aquariums don't treat the fish like they need to be treated, so going to an aquarium is kind of traumatic for a poseidon kid, because they can understand what the fish are saying

a kind of universal traumatic event for any poseidon kid is going to an aquarium on a field trip in elementary school (not yet aware that they're the child of poseidon) and hearing the fishes beg for help to be liberated from the prison they were being kept in

and when they got to the touch tank, hearing the fish beg to not be touched, things like that

like any and all poseidon kids ran around ripping everyone's hands out of the water, begging them to stop touching the fishes because they didn't like it

needless to say they got picked up early that day

poseidon kids also tan really easily

like, they'll fully walk past a sunny window and get tan

like for the full summer season, they're tan

they also stay tan for a really long time, so they're honestly still tan into like spooky season

poseidon kids are also very good at throwing parties

it's their chaotic side

they know where and how to get the best decorations, where the best spot to set everything up is

(and where to get good alcohol without getting caught, but you didn't hear that from me)

poseidon kids are the definition of horse people

not all horse people are children of poseidon but all children of poseidon are horse people

not in a cringy way, either, they just connect with horses more than any other animal, which makes sense because they can hear them and can have real relationships and conversations with them

they do often look a little bit crazy if they're seen at the stables fully having a conversation with horses

if they return to the stable where their horse is kept after spending all summer at camp, they'll go around catching up with all the other horses

they're also naturally skilled at riding horses

like if i jumped on a horse right now, i would fall off and die because i've never done it before and horse riding is a skill (according to the sims 4)

poseidon kids could go literally their whole life without riding a horse, and then jump on one during a quest and ride perfectly

the favorite movie genre of poseidon kids is also westerns, because they generally have horses in those movies, and they can understand their neighs

they think it's hilarious when a horse makes fun of the actor in the movie but no one but them can tell because they can understand what they're saying and no one else can

they look like crazy people watching westerns

at the camp movie nights, whenever it's poseidon cabin's turn to pick the movie, they pick a western, and are laughing at the most inappropriate times in the movie, because the horse just neighed in the background and he was making fun of the actor guys! the horse thinks this makes as much sense as we do, trust me, he has a really good sense of humor

going back to the aquarium thing a little bit, poseidon kids are also not a huge fan of zoos

this is because they can understand zebras, and zoo animals are also not treated the best

sometimes they're treated better than aquarium animals, but poseidon kids are always hesitant to go to the zoo, or just any place where you go and look at animals of any kind for fun

they can't help but think how they would feel if they were in that position

so basically poseidon kids have the hugest hearts ever

and they're very brave as well

and basically the coolest ever

you should probably be friends with a poseidon kid... if you're not already

alright that's all for poseidon kids! this was super fun, i had a bunch of ideas for poseidon kids! i want to thank everyone again, for all the support i'm getting on these. i've decided to start writing for harry potter characters, because i'm binging those movies and have a bunch of ideas, so these might be coming out a little bit slower, but know that i'm working on them! if you've requested one and i haven't posted it yet, just know that it's in the works. thanks so much for all the support and requests, i love you all so much!! muah!

#percy jackson #percy jackson x reader #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #pjo #hoo #poseidon #cabin headcanons #cabin 3 #xanasaurusrex #xan's anons #percy jackson headcanons #pjo hcs #hcs #headcanons #cabin hcs

[tbzloonar]

i will start on my 2 requests tmrw!!🫂🫂

#anon and gio wait for me ok. #—xan rants