#yeeterus

[shiftythrifting]

spotted at value village Chicago

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #medical shit #lmao #yeeterus #housewares #cups #thrift finds

[babyspacebatclone]

I’m almost officially a month and a half away from my Uterus Divorce.

Literally the most irritating things from it have been getting rid of the gas they fill you with for laparoscopic surgery (burping for three days) and trying my best to obey my long-suffering OB/GYN’s work restrictions she locked me into because she knows me and can guess my normal likelihood of hauling around a 60 pound preschooler at the daycare.

(I lasted 5.5 of the prescribed 6 weeks before just walking around with one of the 40lb ones held with their butt on my hip when they wouldn’t go outside with the class and I was sick of making the other teacher do it)

Anyway…

I’m still not sure how much the entire “No uterus? Literally no change in my perception of myself” is related to my growing identity of being agendered (I prefer the term “gender agnostic,” but still).

The options apply for both theoretical situations and anyone who had experienced a hysterectomy.

Feel free to add details about how imagining/experiencing losing your uterus would affect your perception of your gender identity, including gender dysphoria, gender euphoria (specifically), or net neutral effect like me.

This applies to Gender Identity - freedom from bleeding is a human right I wish I could give you all! 😊 (although “I menstruate so I’m a woman!” is obviously gender-related)

#babybat has a surgery #the uterus divorce #yeeterus #tumblr poll #gender identity #agender #ciswoman #lgbtqia+

[pelipper]

My friend got me a congratulations card for my hysterectomy

tysm @holahallo!

#hysterectomy #yeeterus #spoonie #disability #disabled #crohn's disease #we out here being feral but sterile #i hope my crohn's flare ups will be a lot less frequent now that i don't have to deal with periods anymore

[unforth]

Real talk, like, is there any system for pairing unwanted uteruses (uteri???) with trans girls in need?

Cause I would kindly like to yeet this fucker to the moon. It could be like:

Free Uterus Available!

Age: 40 Condition: Used (two pregnancies) Description: This kind and caring uterus has seen it's current owner through many times, good and bad, and the owner is no longer prepared to put in the work to maintain this uterus like it deserves! Now, it's looking for a new forever home! ~u.w.u~

Like seriously. I will pay you to take this fucker away.

#unforth rambles #tmi #yeeterus #I have such a busy day #what i didn't need were awful day one symptoms and the lead up three days of insomnia #some trans girl out there would like have her crops watered and her hair perfect and her dysphoria cured #by the same shit that makes me want to claw my body open and rip this thing out bare handed #take my uterus #please

[stealtharchaeologist]

Hello Tumblr. I might be back. I've had a hellish few months with my chronic pain. Some things that happened:

Woke up with my neck hurting severely. Apparently this caused me to grind my teeth, because the next day I had a horrific toothache. Long story short, some of the most excruciating pain of my life for like five days straight and I waaaay broke my pain management contract trying to get it under control.

Roommates got sick but tested negative for COVID. We got complacent. It actually was COVID. I made it three and a half years and finally got COVID literal days before the next vaccine came out.

In rushing around to prepare for isolation, I fell and injured my neck AGAIN. So while extremely sick with COVID, and the rest of the roommates also sick, I literally could not get out of bed for more than 2-3 MINUTES at a time.

Imaging shows my neck is deformed (probably from the genetic disorder that fucked up my skull, too) aaaand I have arthritis and degenerative disk disease and bone spurs trying to encroach on my nerve pathways. Can't do anything about it right now, but I'm probably going to injure it again and it might need surgical intervention at that time.

Between these injuries and illness, I unintentionally lost 30 pounds in the space of two months. Because I literally couldn't eat. 🫠

Oh right - we all moved, and while moving, I developed horrible pain in my belly. Turned out to be a hydrosalpinx. Which eliminated my ability to get pregnant. And can only be corrected with surgery. So I asked why we couldn't just do a hysterectomy while we're in there.

THE DOCTOR SAID YES! I had my whole argument written out about how I've wanted a hysterectomy since I was a teenager and I have NEVER wanted children, but I barely had to get into it!!! She approved it and pushed it through insurance to get it done before the end of the year and my deductible resetting!!!

Thus, I got to evict my uterus yesterday!!! Also, ow, this hurts really bad right now, but my god, I'm going to be so much better!!!

In the midst of all this, it was made very clear that my pain management regimen wasn't working. So I'm back to taking hydrocodone, but mixed with ibuprofen instead of Tylenol this time. Which is REALLY hard to find. Most pharmacies don't even carry it. The one that did immediately got hit with a drug shortage. So that was fun.

So it's been a chaotic and very painful few months, but I do think I'm on the upswing, with the yeeterus done and having actually decent pain medication again. As long as the drug shortage doesn't keep hitting hydrocodone/ibuprofen.

Oh, aaaand nortriptyline is working some miracles with regards to fatigue and maybe pain, so that's good, too!

#blog #health stuff #hysterectomy #yeeterus #chronic pain #fibromyalgia #arthritis

[signal-failure]

It’s now 5 months from my yeeterus, so I guess this is how it’s going to be for me. I feel in better health than ever before — I knew it would solve my menstrual torture, but it has done so many other good things. So many! Haven’t had anemia all year, which I knew was a possible but not guaranteed outcome. My heartburn also solved itself after surgery, which is not a known side effect but whatever, let’s not question it! Almost no scarring. None of the possible side effects. I feel very good, it was a very good decision.

However… I was sickly pale with dark circles when I woke up from surgery, and I just haven’t gotten my color back in months. I still look like I haven’t slept properly. I don’t have a pink undertone any more, it’s vampire white, almost gray. I look like I’m getting sick, but that’s just my face now, I guess?

It’s deeply weird that after years of looking healthy but being in pain, I now feel great but look sick.

#personal #yeeterus

[pumpkinspice-creations]

I got approved for a hysterectomy! Turns out that I have endometriosis, also my birthday is coming up on 8/8 so I thought for my birthday post this year I’d combine it with my hysterectomy post!

If you want to help with my recovery (date of surgery pending) then please check out my amazon list. Thank you

Thank you to the folks who bought out my list! 

#birthday #furry #wish list #endometriosis #yeeterus #hysterectomy

[wild-moss-art]

NEUTER WEEK IS UPON US🔥🔥🔥

#moss is sick as in cool but also as in sick #YEETERUS #operation on Wednesday #😎 #Spotify

[ickdoesart]

Got the official date set for surgery. About to say goodbye to my least favorite organ at the ends of this month 👍

#Icktalks #tw surgery #gender affirming care #More like an end to 20 years of suffering eyyyy #Yeeterus #hysterectomy

[kendrilybee]

My hysto is on Friday and I am trying very hard to be relaxed about it but it’s my second ever surgery and it’s scary!

#fears #surgery #hysterectomy #oopherectomy #Yeeterus #cancer prevention #breast cancer #cancer

[babyspacebatclone]

lol

So, I was cleared for full duties at my daycare by my doctor yesterday six weeks after my surgery.

I was scheduled for 2-6 like I have been for the past 4 weeks (when they could afford to, staffing is still tight).

I initially came in at 12, though, to try and organize our decades-old collection of stuff in the basement. There was a limit to what I could manage under 20 pounds, though. So the past little bit I’ve been coming in at 1 labeling and organizing our bib collection to try and keep all three relevant rooms stocked after laundry is folded by the aides.

My director: “So, she’s scheduled for 2, been coming in at 1 - I’m guessing she’ll be here for 12 and moving stuff.”

Me at 12: 😊😊😊

#i’m predictable #i’m ok with that #babybat has a surgery #the uterus divorce #yeeterus #it’s great to be able to haul stuff #and not feel guilty #😜 #i’m 5’10’’ and come from a family of taller #i’m used to moving half my body weight #as the regular

[mrfancyfoot]

I'm a day and a half post-op from my hysterectomy and this smily goof (baby half of the Mr Fancy Feets) is already back to demanding that I throw his ball for him. On the plus side, he's learned that he needs to hand me the ball when I can't reach it and that side snuggling is acceptable as he can't lie in my lap or on top of me like normal. My older dog tells him off for doing too much and otherwise has been following me around like a little shadow guardian not letting me out of his sight. So far my big cat is the only one who's walked over my stomach. 😑

6 weeks for initial recovery - hoping to get some progress in for my works (esp since I was down and out the few weeks leading up to surgery and the months prior had me super sluggish). It's weird to me how I feel like I already have so much more energy after the op than before it.

#we don't deserve dogs #yeeterus #maybe I'll actually get some writing done for once #bye bye periods and the rest of that bs #hysterectomy #mrfancyfoot #dogs

[unforth]

✨️Menopause ✨️

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

#unforth rambles #this one goes out to my fellow homies in tumblr's aging userbase #who else is counting days #god just make the hormones fucking stop already im done with babies im so over this shit #yeeterus #also fuck terfs #this point aint for people who think uterus = woman #go fuck yourselves terfs

[4th-make-quail]

Sorry for the incredible amount of spamming lately btw, I had surgery last Thursday so I'm just bored off my fuckin goard while I'm healing up lol

It will happen again

#someone make me some toast it's half 3 am and I'm fuckin HUNGRY #anyway operation yeeterus was a success!! #time to spend three and a half more weeks playing VIDEO GAMES #HELL YE

[agdab]

made this for us yeeterus pals

#yeeterus sounds like a dragon ball z villain