#yes i will repeat this joke

[katatonicimpression]

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for all who celebrate

#yes i will repeat this joke #watchmen #alan moore #doctor manhattan #dr manhattan #memes #november 14th

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Juppet of a man

#atlas.art #artists on tumblr #mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitcraft 10 #joe hills #joehills #juppet #look i. may have committed to the bit a little too hard. i will admit that this may have gotten out of hand #yes this was all for the 'juppet of a man' joke #i've been listening to the song on repeat the entire time i'm never getting it out of my head ever please enjoy this stupid reference #is he a man or a juppet who's to say

[starry-bi-sky]

Broke: danny runs away from bruce wayne because he reminds him of Vlad (bad, overused, fundamentally misunderstands Bruce’s character as a whole for a shit joke)

Woke: bruce wayne doesnt remind danny of vlad masters, but of his best friend sam manson

black hair? check ✅

jewish? check ✅

richer than god? check ✅

gothic? well, mister wayne isnt himself but he lives in the most gothic city on earth so quasi-check ✅

loudly and proudly an activist for various rights including environmental and womens' rights? check ✅

im tired of the "oh danny runs away from bruce because he's rich and reminds him of vlad" give me a danny who actually likes bruce because he reminds him of his awesome kickass best friend who is also stupidly rich

like i’ve been told about the whole “oh fruit loop joke” before and i still think its a cheap, shallow joke if i’ve ever heard one that flanderizes Bruce’s character to an impressive degree. Vlad and Bruce are only comparable in the same sense that they’re both rich and Bruce adopts kids — but he isn’t doing it because of the “adoption addiction” joke, he’s doing it because he sees himself in the kids he adopts and he wants to give them better than he did. Vlad wants Danny as his son to spite Jack, they are not remotely comparable beyond that.

Like, beyond that too i highly doubt vlad masters gives his employees benefits like bruce wayne does. who canonically hires reformed villains and has various branches of medical, industrial, technology, etc in his company in order to help the people of gotham. does Vlad Masters run charities, soup kitchens, etc?? is Vlad contributing to the community? No, no he isnt.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #yes i know its a joke. its only funny in moderation #its also a shit joke #dpxdc vent #this doesnt mean anything i was just getting this off my chest. dont come @ me about it being a joke #i will only repeat what i said: its a shit joke and i dont care #it should be said #also knowing butch hartman and his love for all things superhero i wouldnt be surprised if sam is genuinely meant to be a caricature of #bruce wayne. considering how a lot of other DP things are inspired of the DCU and MCU. Freakshow. the reality gauntlet. danny is reminiscen #of spiderman #like think about it: she's jewish. she's gothic. she's loudly an activist. she's the top athlete in her grade. she's incredibly rich. #she's slightly emotionally constipated. she might actually be supposed to be a caricature of bruce wayne

[ditch-lily]

this is the wik mafia au chay is reading rn on wattpad

#YES i am repeating a joke i made on twitter sorry not sorry #but i have more kimchay ppl here so it was necessary!!!!! #kimchay #kinnporsche #now tell me is it funnier if he reads it before canon or after

[shivunin]

Hi, I just wondered what your favourite part of the Fenhawke romance was? Like, a scene/moment that really made you fall more in love with him? I love your writing so much!!

Oh, that is very kind of you to say! 💗I'm glad you enjoy the things I've written. I've really been enjoying writing for this ship, especially the past few months c:

As for your question...

Man, that's tough. I have a hard time picking one thing---I mean, *gestures to all the fic* you know? But I can narrow it down to a couple of scenes/elements:

The fact that a romanced Fenris still calls you "my friend" even after the act 2 romance scene. This is just...the bedrock of their relationship to me. Yes, that night went very poorly (understatement, I know), but at the core they are friends and he trusts Hawke in a way he's likely never had the cause or opportunity to trust someone before. I believe he never stopped loving Hawke, and it was a matter of laying those feelings out and understanding them one at a time. Romantic love not replacing platonic love or eclipsing it, but building or twining together is just... *chef's kiss* that's the good stuff.

The moment during the romance conversation in Act 3 when you can see Fenris go from hoping (painfully hoping!) that there is still some way he and Hawke can be together to actually believing it will happen. There is a shift in his body language that I could watch (and...have) over and over.

The element of choice? This is not going to be coherent, but the fact that he is learning for the first time what it means to have options and preferences, and he spends a lot of time exploring and understanding himself...and after all of that, the thing he keeps coming back to is Hawke. I think it's gorgeous. A song with refrains of pain or fear and choruses of decision and hope. He's loyal to a fault, in many ways, but understanding how much of himself exists to share and then still choosing to share it is just...man. I said this wasn't going to be coherent lol, so there you are. "If there is a future to be had..." like he doubts its existence but he's willing to chance it for Hawke. Man.

But, honestly? I've played DA2 a lot of times and never romanced another character, even though I've played through multiple romance storylines in each of the other games. I can't shake the Fenris romance. Every time I open a new playthrough, I tell myself that this is the time I'm going to romance Isabela, and every time Fenris rips that dude's heart out and I just......alright, yeah. Okay. Here we go again.

#and okay yeah one more thing actually #when he is like 🥺 at hawke after he kills danarius and hawke says he isn't alone #i know people joke about it but it's about the capacity for immense violence and aching tenderness #the parallel of meeting him when he rips some guy's heart out and him being finally free to make a life for himself after the same #it's about the cycles. the repeating story #and now he is truly not hunted anymore and he can make some kind of home #could i pull this into a more coherent analysis? probably yes #but here it is nonetheless #i *do* love him actually. he is just so very himself. unbending and harsh as it is sometimes he is always himself #long post #da2 #fenris #ask response #goodness this wound up longer than i'd expected #thank you for giving me an excuse to ramble anon 💗 #i hate that the tl;dr of it all is just 'fenris being fenris' but. i am a simple woman

[transboykirito]

god i could write a whole essay about sao abridged and why it became such a cultural phenomenon and why it’s held its relevancy compared to other abridged parodies from the same time and also why the shift in internet culture has completely warped what sao abridged originally was and

#sao abridged #my friend and i are rewatching it and we finished aincrad last night #and i want on a ramble for like an hour about how sao abridged has been such a victim of cringe culture ‘you can’t enjoy things in earnest’ #like. does it have jokes that haven’t aged well. yes. does it have things in poor taste. yes. #but also it started eleven years ago and those jokes haven’t been repeated in recent years. #there’s things in actual sao that have aged poorly (from more recently too) and yet.

[p4nishers]

can we actually take a moment and remember swan upon leda? can we actually shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down and think about our lord and savior swan upon leda because i'm tired of doing it alone every single day guys

#the title itself!!! THE FUCKING TITLE #swan UPON leda #god he's an actual genius THANK U HOZIER SO FUCKING MUCH #i hate how that myth is portrayed and received and objectified bc they make it out to be such a funny little chuckle story like 'hahaha led #is SO easy that she fell for a swan isn't that actually the funniest thing you've ever heard omg like women are literally so easy to please #whatever whatever blahblahblah yes that's fucking hilarious matthew thank u SO much for that absolutely fascinating commentary on a women #getting raped by a god really truly an amazing insight into ur pea fucking brain #like fuck sorry but i just absolutely despises how this myth is made out to be and i remember learning abt it in class and being literally #nauseated bc guess fucking what it's literally not hard to understand wtf is happening and while u r laughing away about i repeat a WOMEN #getting RAPED some fucking of us have brain enough to be mortified #jesus ANYWAY #hozier dropped that song after roe v wade was over turned and i just i love him so fucking much he cares SO MUCH and before anything else #he's an activist and he actually gives a shit about women's rights and he dropped this song as a comfort as something to hold onto but also #as a social commentary and he linked charities and resources to help women and keep them safe and this song just means everything to me #bc greek mythology often gets reduced to children stories bc most ppl know myths from children books and obviously a book for kids not gonn #outloud say the word rape or even imply that that's what's happening and that's fine ig but bc so many ppl know it from there it gets #reduces to a joke and a raped women gets ridiculed but hozier actually took one of the few poems about leda being raped and it being a rape #at all and made it into a song during a time that was so traumatizing for ever afab person in the world basically and it just says 'i see #you i see what you're going through and i'm listening and i actually care and i want to help you' and he's helping by writing a song yes bc #he's spreading the word that way bc that's how movements are spread and people listen to him when he's singing and that's how he helps and #i did i mention that i love him? bc i'd actually do anything for him and to meet him and tell him how much he fucking means to me #the line that always gets me is 'a crying CHILD pushes a CHILD into the night' bc yes she was a fucking child who had to deliver 4 KIDS BC #AN ASSHOLE DECIDED SHE WAS PRETTY ENOUGH TO FUCK and nobody ever cares that she was just a child and her child helen was just a child when #she was abducted and raped and impregnated (JUST LIKE HER MOTHER) by theseus a supposed great hero and im genuinely sick she was just a #child like so many women or girls in greek mythology and ik it was a different time back then or wtv but they were just GIRLS and nobody #cared about that or cares now. but this song does. #bc of course it does it's hozier. #hozier #swan upon leda

[princess-of-the-corner]

Honestly I need more of Himiko being so baffled by Shoto's blood and Amnesia!Dabi is the perfect opportunity for that.

"Oh I keep getting transformations that tell me one half of your genetics clearly I'm just having a though time with multi-colored hair and eyes! Even though I don't have this problem with the rest of the siblings....."

"Okay so I know you /say/ you're not trans, but half the time when I bite you I get 'girl'??"

"You're blood type is O???? But??? Your dad is AB????"

#amnesia!dabi #YES i've used these jokes before YES I will repeat them they're funny!!

[bilestat]

it’s insane what happens to your brain when you listen to music from your teens that got you through the worst part of your life for the first time in ages

#I want to cry and I also feel like my brain is exploding #but it also feels good? kinda like coming home not to be cheesy or anything #listening to this band’s discography from the 90’s to 2011 like wow yes I really did know every single one of these songs by heart…. wrow…. #I was so deeply obsessed #and they (and another band for a bit) really got me through my dad’s death #I listened to them every single day for a decade and I’m not even joking #personal #to be deleted #I say the first time but I’ve been listening again for a few days now #I got into this band like three months after he died and the other I got really obsessed with like a month before he did #and that band’s album I was super into I can’t listen to without crying #I’m pretty sure I listened to it on repeat the whole time he was in the hospital

[we-love-morioh-cho]

#reading jojolion #mine #jjba #jojos bizarre adventure #stands #art #critical #jjba critical #tsurugi higashikata critical #jojolion #yasuho hirose #tsurugi higashikata #paisley park #yes I'm repeating this joke no I do not care it makes me laugh ok #prepare to see this meme ran into the ground

[lee-hakhyun]

thinking about ye hyunwoo again. chapter 621

#i am kim dokja. #but you need to remember that at the same time you are not kim dokja. you do not need to sacrifice yourself to live. #you can survive‚ you will survive‚ no matter what #ye hyunwoo‚ a child. he made a big mistake. he got too in over his head. but he still had good intentions in the end #sure‚ reading orv 50 times is impressive. you can joke it's insane. but have you thought about why someone would read orv 50 times? #if orv is what you needed to live i'm glad you found this story #god. i hope this kid stays alive #stay with pildu and max‚ hyunwoo. you're doing great #and lee hakhyun‚ keep doing what you're doing. keep doing everything you can to keep these readers alive. keep being genuinely yourself #orv side story #orv spoilers #orv #it might sound fake repeating these words so much but maybe someone needs to hear it. you matter. you have value. you deserve to live. #and if you don't feel that way yet then keep going until it clicks. because it will‚ no matter what you think #sorry i am just. filled with love

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

you actually know the songs that "everybody knows." i was too busy doing undiagnosed autistic stimming to firefly by owl city. we are not the same

#no but this is my only explanation #HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW ALL OF THIS RELEVANT POP CULTURAL INFO #HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW TO START CLAPPING LIKE THAT DURING THAT SONG HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THAT SONG WHERE WAS I WHEN U WERE GIVEN THAT INFO #where i was: literally listening to the same song on repeat staring at my ceiling at night repeating the same motions and phrases #because it was comforting and i didnt know why 😭 #firefly by owl city WAS the undiagnosed neurodivergence stimming song of its time literally fight me #bUH dA DaA DA dA Da da DA da DA DadAddA Da DAdDAAD #wEOw WeOs OWOW weEOwwewOwow #YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES- #ITS THE BACKGROUND dOoOdOo doDOoo THAT JUST GETS YOUR BRAIN #so yes. i may not know the songs played during pep rallies or the tv references or the “inside jokes” #but the real question is DO YOU KNOW HOW TO PHYSICALLY MIMIC EVERY NOTE IN THE INTRO TO OWL CITY'S FIREFLY WITH YOUR BODY?!?! #COULD YOU GIVE A 2 HOUR LECTURE ON THE SPOT ABOUT A RANDOM BOOK SERIES #I THINK NOT!!! #neurodivergent mood #autistic mood #autistic things

[baking-bugs]

merry christmas i guess

#yes i will repeat the *elf*ilin on the shelf joke again. also when i first saw elfilis i was a little confused 'cause i thought they were- #-a funky looking deer #& since i had elfilis as rudolph here i didn't know weither to choose between dressing elfilin up as hermey or the shelf elf again. so i- #-kinda went with both #the real reason why elfilis invaded the new world is because it was never let into any reindeer games #my art #kirby series #fecto elfilis #elfilin #christmas #yea this was kinda rushed sorry

[thethistlegirl]

"How Far We've Come" - Matchbox Twenty

@nade2308 @malewifebillcage this song just fit WAY too well not to make an edit of it...

#edge of tomorrow #bill cage #rita vrataski #I've known this song for years #and it was always kind of depressing whenever I heard it #so I didn't listen much to that one even though it showed up in my Pandora playlists now and then #and then I remembered it existed again #and was like OH NO IT FITS THIS AND NOW I NEED TO LISTEN TO IT ON REPEAT #FOREVER #YES THAT WAS AN INTENDED JOKE

[hoots-the-owl]

I’m not done talking about Jane Doe from the musical Ride the Cyclone. Not only does the actress has the range darling, Jane Doe as a character is so good. Doesn’t have any memories of who she was because of her decapitation, The Amazing Karnak doesn’t know who she is because out of the 6 teens that died on the ride she was the only one that didnt get a fortune from him, her choir members don’t really know her either since she join at the last minute, no parents claimed her, and the only person that knew who she was died from a heart attack 7 hours after the incident so he couldn’t identify her. Everyone’s songs were about who they were, what they truly wanted to be, and their feelings but Jane’s song was just about how she just wants to know who she is because how can you sing about who you are or what you truly want to be when no one, not even you, knows who you are? Not to mention her song is so beautifully haunted (which also describes her character too imo). Her head in the weird purgatory place Karnak put them in is the head of the doll she carries around, the doll has no head and Jane looks very doll-like. And don’t even get me STARTED on the “can I be Savannah with the greenest eyes?” Because I will start crying. She was the reason I even watched this musical. I saw the Ballad of Jane Doe song clip and instantly went “she has such a beautiful voice…. The song indicates she has a tragic story. I must see this musical”. I recommend watching it just for Jane Doe alone, the whole musical itself is amazing and funny.

#im flying high #ride the cyclone #I’m not even joking I’ve been thinking about Jane Doe every since I watched it #THE SAVANNAH WITH THE GREENTEST EYES PART 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔 #and yes I’ve been listening to her song on repeat for like 2 days straight

[the-furies]

having normal thoughts about myself again

#*adds SACRIFICIAL LAMB to my kinlist m* [JOKE] #cant even word my thoughts actually it's just I AM A TOOL I AM A WEAPON on repeat here #i am meant to serve and be Used. which neither things are happening so i feel useless. etc. etc. #you understand. i am Normal [lie] #pk;m Auth🟣 #yhere is exactly one time when i Don't feel liek This and it's when [DATA EXPUNGED] and that can't happen ALLLLLL ATHe time y'know. SAD! #'have you ever thought that this is how your depression shows itself' you may ask. the answer is yes that's probably exactly the issue #at least it's not super cold out now though. we went outside for the first time in like 2 weeks and i actuallt smiled for once #it was nice! hopefully tomorrow is good too and we can sit outside some. it was however very Windy #almost got a block of wood blown on us shjsjsjsdjdjjd #*plank. the word im looking for is Plank. whatever you get the point