#yet im frothing in the mouth

[alsktudy]

oh my goodness. im deceased.

#i cannot explain in words how attractive i find this man #genuinely #why is he so attractive to me #wow #wow hes just #guys if he gets a mullet im scared i will not be able to let him go #OMG HES SO HOT #I ACTUALLY CANT #WTF SOONYOUNG #hoshi #soonyoung #mina's thoughts ୨୧ #mina talks svt ୨୧ #how can a man be this fine #hes literally doing a oeace sign and thats all #yet im frothing in the mouth #goodness #i love men #no i take that back #i just love soonyoung #yeah #i love soonyoung #mina's daily dosage of hoshi ୨୧

[bloodof-leaves]

The inherent homoeroticism of being someone's god-killing weapon.

#fuck it im channeling me from 4 years ago and posting shalvis. still insane abt them to this day #NO XC FUTURE REEDEMED SPOILERS I HAVENT PLAYED IT YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES I KNOW ALVIS GETS THEIR GENDER FLUIDED AND AS THE NUMBER ONE #ONTOS FAN I AM FUCKING FROTHING AT THE MOUTH ABT IT. but alas my schoolwork... #also haha since unlike 4 years ago i have follorwers now. play xenoblade chronicles y'all. it goes hard #xenoblade chronicles #xenoblade chronicles shulk #xenoblade chronicles alvis #xenoblade chronicles ontos #shulk xenoblade #shulk #alvis xenoblade #shalvis #tea art tag

[jacksprostate]

ok look getting paid to do all the stupid little trainings from the comfort of my own home is super cool and leagues better than my prior work environments however the only thing worse than those stupid trainings is NOT having those stupid trainings to do, having nothing to do, and sitting here twiddling my thumbs and pretending i should be paid for this. i am going to deglove my arms

#i should channel this energy tho yeah #this is your funky update on what im up to. thinking of writing once i'm off the clock #or on the clock i guess. idk. there is a tension that makes doing things useless because i need to periodically move the mouse to indicate #that i havent killed myself yet on teams #if they had made ALL my days wfh for these two weeks i wouldve gone insane literally. at least now im pacified with fieldwork 3x a week #anyway i should just consider all of this research #even tho my job is actually worthwhile and contributes to society when they let me do it #unlike the narrator... #but like. idk i have a cubicle and the feeling i should fill it with knicknacks. do you think he had like a little penguin figurine. l #like one you can get from the zoo. did he go to a zoo #frothing at the mouth here yall sorry

[bloodpen-to-paper]

I'm calling it; Super Mario Bros movie sequel has Wario and Waluigi as the antagonists, something about their relationship will highlight an issue Mario and Luigi have with theirs causing a wedge between the latter two. The whole movie is about this issue (something to do with Luigi being in Mario's shadow and needing to find independence and learning to be braver or something). Daisy comes in and she helps Luigi with his journey to find his sense of self confidence separate from Mario (Daisy is very assertive and bold, this will foil with Luigi's cowardly and fearful nature in a way that gets him character development). He falls in love with her bold and brash nature, though this needs time to develop so nothing will come of Luigi's feelings yet and it'll just be him simping, however because of the setup in the first movie the romance that will happen will be with Mario and Peach. Peach gets a backstory and an identity crisis when she learns where she's from (people have been speculating she's from space or something), and Mario helps her get through that by reminding her about all the wonderful things she has done and how she's a girboss and these things are being said in a way that very much suggests that Mario catches feelings for her and it'll happen at least 3 times where he says shit like this and they both blush and look away before the end of the movie. On Mario's end, Peach helps him realize that Luigi needs to learn to take care of himself and that Mario needs to learn to live his life not being Luigi's protector 24/7, which he will do by prioritizing a romance with Peach and there's gonna be some really cheesy line about it somehow that reveals his feelings to her that you'll see coming from a mile away because its fucking Illumination they literally invented the word predictable oh my fucking god.

Also Yoshi.

#illumination hire me so i can fix your shitty studio #first thing im doing is purging any and all evidence regarding the existence of the minions #there will be one final minions movie where the minions are tried for violating the Geneva Convention and get shipped to guantanamo #where they are given a public execution by way of an Aztec ritual sacrifice #where was i going with this #right illumination is predictable #but if they make bowuigi canon then all is forgiven #illumination #super mario bros #super mario bros movie #mario #mario movie #luigi #princess peach #daisy #honestly i would actually froth at the mouth of we got rosalina #i want her so bad #in both senses of the phrase #rosalina my beloved #illumination would never be so based yet i yearn no less

[honestlydarkprincess]

i cant believe a silly little firefighter show is gonna be what finally breaks my psyche

#im FROTHING AT THE MOUTH #IM #AHH #LISTEN #I DONT #WORDS #AHHHH #jess watches 911 #it hasn’t started yet and im ready to chew and then swallow glass #crunch crunch crunch #hear that? it’s me munching on glass #jess.text

[codecicle]

i hope I'm not even real to you people. i wish to be some sort of creature,, a completely made up fake guy running a tumblr blog. think of me as a stick figure or white guy stock photo image of some sort <3

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍 #on one han.d slash silly but on the otherr #slash serious #i feel like the situation ive found myself is crazy to me #imagine bejng some 14 year old basic white guy running a tumblr blog that randomly exploded. me and the bad bitches i pulled with my #autistic swagger #like <3 <3 what the fuck <3 <3 <3 <3 #getting multiple followers in a day now and im scared. i hope when you think of me you see the gallon measurement guys #kicking their feet and twirling their hair over niklaus hendrix (or absolutely frothing at the mouth about some slime qsmp stream)

[dramamines]

Crowley calling Aziraphale Angel in season two >>>>>>

#frothing foaming at the mouth #dying #theyre so cute #their relationship is driving me insane #ive been thinking about good omens for 3 days straight #im not even finished yet #ballena rambles #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners #GOS2SPOILERS

[gwynbleiddyn]

the absolutely unhinged line you walk with astarion through the beginning of act 3 where he starts fixating on this potential power he's about to rip out of cazador's crusty old fingers is uhhh INTENSE

#he's so fucking well written and acted #im frothing at the mouth #i dont know exactly how Dyn responds to this yet he's being very 'give me facts' about the whole thing #knowing that star is making a lot of educated guesses #but this part has me SWEATING every time because im always like DID I SWAY HIM ENOUGH. DID I

[momos-bizarre-adventure]

my SI Momo with her Stand : Easy Tailor!

and heres some lore 😏

Stand Name - Easy Tailor

* Abilities- Can turn any living thing into any 'textile-based' non-living thing. eg: can turn skin and organs to thread and weave fabric from it, turn a cow into leather, and animals into fur coats. (it's basically the opposite of golden experience)

* Range- Close. the stand must touch the target to effect it, and can travel only 6ft from the user.

* Power- Mid, the effects are strong and permanent unless un-done by the user or the user is killed, but the stand itself is physically weak

* Attack- Much like golden experience, it can turn any living thing into textiles. The user is a fashion designer and has indepth knowledge of which textiles are made of what materials, meaning that they can easy turn a cow or snake into a pair of shoes or a purse using the natural materials in their bodies.

* Weakness- Not much tbh? Once something has been turned it will not revert to its original state unless willed by the user Or if the user is killed. However, the stand is only as knowledgeable as the user, so if they don't know how to make something then the stand will not know either. This requires the user to have a really good grasp on biology to effectively use their stand. (ie: knowing what exactly the human body is made of and which 'materials' to target to make what they want.) it ONLY works on living things, so things like hair, nails, and dead skin will not be affected.

Momo lore!! Born in the north-eastern state of 'Old Maineswick', Momo was raised by a fairly conservative family in a retired farm village. They learned to be self-sufficient at a young age and left home to pursue a life as a Stand User at age 18. Their Stand manifested at age 10, and brought them a lot of scorn (for various reasons), but Momo considers her silent Stand Easy Tailor to be her best friend. After leaving home they relocate to 'Newer York' where they find work as a seamstress and try to find the secret 'underground' network of Big City Stand Users. also, they're trans 💖

#the momo lore is basically a prelude to the story im writing for all these guys #momo just happens to be the MC lol bc she is me :) #she falls in with the Wrong Crowd by accident but dont worry she figures it out! (idk exactly How yet but she will) #jojo oc #jojos oc #im literally frothing at the mouth to get this story going i really wanted it to be a dnd campaign but idk i may just make it a comic now #maybe with like reader input like homestuck did a the beginning??? idk that would require readers lol

[the-worm-king]

Ok, I finished Sleuth Jesters and I'm so obsessed? enraptured? Somthing like that, with this damn fanfic.

It's so fucking good holy shit

#sundrop #moondrop #fnaf sb #sundrop fnaf #moondrop fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #the daycare attendant #fnaf detective au #sleuth jesters #detective au #im frothing at the mouth #i still havent read the drabbles or the detective y/n stories yet #but the main story is SOOOO good

[romanticoutcast]

reading any novels from the series i feel like i suffer whiplash from how scarily, simultaneously stupid and intelligent tom is

truly what 13-14 year old boy can piece together almost unsolvable mysteries and turn nearly lost court cases completely in his favor, last second, the way he does

but also what person with any ounce of COMMON SENSE would make the decisions tom makes

#it’s like. he’s a child so the maturity (or lack thereof) of almost ALL of tom’s decisions make sense. but the actions themselves???? #the attention to detail and the thoroughness in which he explores any scenario that could possibly fit the story he’s stringing together— #—in his head #it feels so mismatched it is JARRING #.txt #im going thru another i hate tom phase. i enter this phase everytime i revisit actual canon! so! great #im always going to be pisssed tf off at mark twain for never writing any other books from tom’s perspective after tom sawyer #at least in tom sawyer i had the knowledge that tom was making stupid decisions but that he just wasnt thinking about how they would affect #other people. and when he realized that he felt BAD #like yeah i can assume that’s true for the rest of the novels but he just gets so heinous it would be nice if there were more reminders #BETTER YET WHY DOESNT HE LEARN FROM HIS STUPID MISTAKES #im just frothing at the mouth rn #i hate tom sawyer i hate mark twain

[seblrina]

kinda missing f1 and making things…

#i got a new laptop and it is way overpowered #and i haven’t even opened ps yet on it #im a failure #i need to go back to when i was frothing at the mouth trying to make things #and then nothing ever coming of it bc i didn’t have the ability to translate my ideas into graphics lmao rip

[h4m1lt0ns]

HEARTBREAK SYNDROME.

episode ten :: MADNESS, BADNESS.

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ pairing ︴lewis hamilton x y/n

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ genre ︴social media au / irl snippets

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ summary ﹔lewis + y/n = combination

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ face claim ﹔ wonyoung jang (28)

꒰꒰◌‧₊ ⬪˙⋆ warnings ﹕ excessive cussing, none.

☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3

y/n: lew are u awake

lew <3: yeah i’m up

y/n: wait did i wake u up

lew <3: no no dw i couldn’t sleep

lew <3: why are you up tho doll?

lew <3: it’s almost two in the morning

y/n: i couldn’t sleep either <3

y/n: remember the demo lyrics i showed you like three days ago??

lew <3: the one you began writing on the boat?

y/n: yeahhhh that one

lew <3: yeah ofc

y/n: can u help me finish it?

y/n: if you’re not busy ofc

lew <3: never too busy for you doll

lew <3: plus i’m not really doing anything rn

y/n:

lew <3: you and those memes lmfao

lew <3: how can i help you doll

y/n: oh

y/n: i was actually hoping you’d come over

y/n: i’m just chilling in my home studio

lew <3: studio you said???

lew <3: you don’t even have to ask twice

lew <3: putting on my shoes

y/n: omg oh my god okay omg

y/n: y/n x xnda????

lew <3: whewwwwwww 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

lew <3: let me cook alright

y/n: get in there lewis

lew <3: omw !!!

y/n: pls bring roscoe

lew <3: dw i will

lew <3: i said your name once and he immediately woke up

y/n: 😭😭

y/n: i miss him sm

lew <3: on our way doll :)))

y/n

♡ liked by lewishamilton, yukitsunoda0511 and 7,204,108 others.

y/n it’s just me and you

tagged: roscoelovescoco, lewishamitlon

592,495 comments.

username Y/N’S IN THE STUDIO ALERT 🚨

username BITCH IS THAT ROSCOE???!?!?????!?!?

→ username IT IS SHE TAGGED THE ACCOUNT

→ username ROSCOE MUSICAL DEBUT???

→ username producer tag is woof woof

username y/n???? and lewis??? in the studio???? i’m excited????

username YESSSS NEW MUSIC SOON PLS 🔥🔥🔥

username LET HER COOK LET HER COOK 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

username YES GOD PLS

username Y/N AND XNDA????

→ roscoelovescoco y/ns ands roscoe

→ username HOE YOU AINT SLICK

→ username LEWIS DROP THE SONG IMMEDIATELY

→ username OKAY SO THIS JUST CONFIRMED IT

→ username WORLDS COLLIDING????

→ username IM SOOOOOO NORMAL ABT THIS

username LEWIS AND Y/N IN THE STUDIO????

→ username i personally, am frothing at the mouth.

→ username real

carlossainz55 babysitting duty?

→ y/n third wheeling duty actually

→ lewishamilton i was the third wheel 🙋🏾

→ username OHMYGODOHMYGOD

→ username Y/N X XNDA WHEN

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username OMFGGGGGGG

roscoelovescoco i’s missed yous y/ns 🐾

→ username i once again say, hoe you ain’t slick 🤨

username there’s so much going on i don’t know where to look.

username LEWIS WAS THEREEEEEEE

username BRO IM BOUT TO EXPLODE

y/l/nestate glad you’re in the studio but please get some sleep 🎀

jensonbutton another banger album coming?

→ y/n maybe 🤭

→ username HUHHHHHH

username FATHER JENSON

→ username ANOTHER ALBUM????

→ username MA’AM YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT AND DIP

→ username Y/N COME BACK 🔪

→ username AYEEEEYOOOOOO

→ username SCREAMINGGGG

→ username BWOAHHHHHH

→ username Y/N I SWEARRRRRR

☆ IMESSAGE with : BOARD OF DIRECTORS.

princess george: so y/n

y/n: jesus christ

princess george: wrong

honey badger: lmfao

y/n: oh this feels like a threat

yukino: it is 🔪🔪🔪

PIERRE GASLYYYY: ^^^

y/n: OH???????

princess george: you and lewis huh 😏

y/n: don’t ever use that emoji ever again omfg

my baby lando: look at her trying to dodge the topic

babygirl alex: no bc literally

chili!: what were you doing in the studio w a boy in the middle of the night young lady 🤨

y/n: papa????

chal eclair: answer the question bae ❤️🔪

wifey lily: yet another man trying to steal my wife i see

angel carmen: no bc has he no self respect? frolicking with a married woman?

girlfriend kika: my wife specifically??

y/n: oh my god 🤭 babe i’m blushing

alabono: bro answer the question

y/n: 🙄🙄🙄🙄

y/n: he helped me with a demo i’m working on

y/n: we wrote a song together is all

yukino: a part of me wants to believe you but the other says you’re hiding shit 🧐

y/n: omfg yuki how dare you

chal eclair: oh so you just hung out?

y/n: yeah man

PIERRE GASLYYYY: “yeah man” right.

PIERRE GASLYYYY: you liar

PIERRE GASLYYYY: roscoe was still at your house this morning when kika facetimed you so lewis is also probably still there

yukino: SO YOU ARE HIDING SHIT???

y/n: wAIT

babygirl alex: LIARRRRRRRR

angel carmen: HOW COULD YOU

y/n: HOLD AWNNNNNN

honey badger: CAN WE EVEN TRUST YOU MATE

chili!: ^^^^^^^

y/n: OKAY

y/n: LISTEN

my baby lando: 👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼👂🏼

y/n: roscoe is at my house bc i’m babysitting him today, lew is busy and i’m keeping an eye on him while in the studio

chal eclair: LEW?????

chal eclair: HE HAS A NICKNAME NOW??

chal eclair: I WAITED TWO YEARS TO GET A NICKNAME AND HE GETS ONE EASILY?

chal eclair: THE BEST I GET OUT OF YOU IS SHAL LEGLEG AND HE GETS A CUTE “LEW”?

chal eclair: no.

chal eclair: tell him to pull up

babygirl alex: relax u can’t hurt a fly even if you wanted

yukino: it’s okay charles i’ll hurt him for you

y/n: neither of you is hurting anyone

my baby lando: i smell a potential father figure

y/n: omg shut up

honey badger: she says as she giggles and kicks her feet

y/n: STOPPP

wifey lily: OH SO YOU ARE GIGGLING KICKING YOUR FEET

yukino: down MISERABLE

y/n: NO IM NOT

princess george: what did he do that has you kicking your feet 🤨

chili!: ^^^^^^

babygirl alex: ^^^^^

yukino: ^^^^^^^

honey badger: ^^^^^

y/n: we didn’t do anything oh my god

alabono: we didn’t ask if YALL did something

alabono: we asked what did HE do

alabono: exposed ur self dummy

wifey lily: i’m so proud of you for clocking that babe

alabono: 😌

my baby lando: WAIT

honey badger: YOU TWOOOO DID SOMETHING

yukino: y/n, spill or i crash into lewis next race

y/n: listen. good fucking god.

y/n: i’m literally powering off my phone after this.

y/n: we kissed in the recording both

my baby lando: HUHHHLDOWIFIW

wifey lily: WHATTTTTDOYOUMEANKISSED

chili!: KISSED??? LIKE MWAH MWAH

alabono: MWAH MWAH IS KILLING MEEEE

PIERRE GASLYYYY: Y/N ANSWER THE PHONE

babygirl alex: THEY KISSEDDDDKDOSK

girlfriend kika: LOOOOOOSING IN MY MIND

honey badger: BITCH COME BACK HERE

angel carmen: MY KNEES ARE WEAK WDYM KISS

princess george: YOU DID WHAT WHERE

chal eclair: HE STILL GOT A NICE ENOUGH NICKNAME BEFORE ME MATE.

y/n added to their story!

☆ IMESSAGE with : LEW <3

lew <3: today was as long as a mf

lew <3: i got home and wondered why i couldn’t hear any barking

lew <3: forgot my boy was with u lol

y/n: oh fuck u seem rly rly tired

y/n: it’s okay i’ll drop him off dw

y/n: lol at least one of us got work done

lew <3: was ur day not good?

lew <3: what happened doll

y/n: roscoe is soooo fucking adorable :(

y/n: i literally couldn’t pay attention to anything that wasn’t him

y/n: he’s so so so cute it’s was so distracting 🥹 and the problem was that i had him on my lap the entire morning and when i stopped cuddling him he started whining and crying n i felt like a monster

lew <3: awww

lew <3: ur so cute

lew <3: i feel terrible knowing i can’t take him everywhere with me

y/n: he’s so babie i love him soooo much

lew <3: more than me?

y/n: yes obv 🙄 know ur place

lew <3: lmfaoooo

lew <3: come over already doll

y/n: aw man ur taking roscoe away from me :’(

lew <3: i miss my son

lew <3: and i miss my doll too

y/n: making me blush lew

lew <3: if not me then who will

lew <3: btw ur staying for dinner

lew <3: u don’t have a say in this :)

y/n: yes sir!!

lew <3: oh?

lew <3: sir huh?

y/n: 🫢🤭

lew <3: come over.

y/n: omwwww

lewishamilton added to their story!

#☆ — ¡h4m1lt0ns!˚⁎⁺˳ . #f1 x y/n #f1 fanfiction #f1 smau #f1 x reader #f1 x you #lewis hamilton x reader #carlos sainz x reader #charles leclerc x reader #lando norris x reader #daniel ricciardo x reader #pierre gasly x trader #yuki tsunoda x reader #alex albon x reader #george russell x reader

[thatdeadaquarius]

PowerPoint night with the genshin cast ✨

NO BC I SAW THIS IN MY INBOX AND I WAS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WITH TOO MANY IDEASSS, the energy is just this:

You introduce the wonderful concept of powerpoints, then a powerpoint night and you should expect absolute chaos

Mondstadt over here like,

"Why I Deserve Wine:

I am a god

I am YOUR god, give me offerings duh

(insert conclusion here)"

by Venti, he didn't even both filling out some slides, and they're all just plain text with maybe a nice selfie of himself on the first slide lmao

STOP, DILUC'S POWERPOINT BEING A 40 SLIDE PRESENTATION RESPONSE TO VENTI'S AHALKSJ

or better yet, Creator!You version:

"An Explanation of Why the One Above Us All Would Enjoy Living in Liyue During Their Stay Here" by Zhongli, which takes approx. 4+ hours to get thru, and its his case for why u should stay in Liyue Harbor - half the ppl there are actually paying attention and the other half are fast asleep (u included)

Meanwhile Yae Miko trying to stir the pot like, "Which Vision-User, God, or Nation is Our Ruler's Favorite" 💀

Also another presentation that would make several ppl give response presentations and it just becomes: HER SISTER WAS A WITCH BRO = THE CREATOR LIKES SUMERU MORE BRO

CRYING- people like Zhongli, Albedo, Alhaitham, Xingqiu, Neuvillette, Xiao, Sucrose, Jean, Ei/Raiden Shogun, Faruzan all misunderstanding and thinking u actually want a real presentation from them 😭😭

ngl all the Sumeru/Akademiya/Fontaine characters have probably gotten somewhat close to doing some kind of equivalent to this, mostly bc ppl will debate abt the stupidest stuff over there so they get it, wonder if they made drinking games out of it lol

(first question from Sumeru characters is "what is powerpoint night, and why has Alhaitham probably already won it")

pls im so braindead rn there are ENDLESS possibilities for this, if anyone has more I am LISTENING!!!

Safe Travel 0rah,

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@kiyomi-uchiha777

#genshin sagau #sagau #genshin isekai #genshin imagines #gender neutral reader #my asks #aqua asks #aqua rambles #genshin impact sagau #genshin x reader #crack post tbh #crack treated seriously #u know i think i shouldve been using that tag for a long time now and i haven't 💀 #tysm orah u keep me going ur IDEASS

[signs-of-the-moon]

Reminder to everyone that I do in fact have an Art Fight account and it'd be cool if you followed me there

#Im gonna draw a bunch of warrior ocs for art fight this year (if I can participate) #Im also trying to get on team bloom in case that may sway your choice #Im waiting for that damn form to open up so I can preapply for my team #like its sad Im basically frothing at the mouth waiting for the damn thing I wanna choose so bad #I do every year. the fact that they haven't put the form out yet tho is surprising #viti shoosh

[detective-holmez]

i forget sometimes that people have like, normal interests. Like are normal and casual abt their hobbies

meanwhile im over here frothing at the mouth becausw of anything that even slightly mwntions Sherlock Holmes and i haven't even read the third book yet.

#sherlock fandom #sherlock holmes #sherlock & co #bbc sherlock #john watson #acd sherlock holmes #Acd