#yip speaks

[yippeecahier]

NGL, I come from a place of privilege, given that I am under 25 and have no debt.

I have about $30,000 in assets - just my savings, car, tech, jewelry, and all my worldly goods that could be resold put together, at their current value. If I lost that 30k, which is really just (one) medical emergency away from bankruptcy, I would have to strip everything for the cash. In just cash alone, I'm not even close enough for a downpayment on a starter home, a multi year endeavor.

By comparison, millionaires such as Lady Gaga (130 million) and Keanu Reeves (380 million) are far above me. To be on the same level, I would have to earn and retain in financial or asset form, $129,970,000 or $379,970,000 respectively. Anything I spent on rent, insurance, gas, food, medicine, and other consumables that can't be resold doesn't count towards that net worth total.

That's a lot. But this pales in comparison to billionaires such as Jeff Bezos (117 billion) and Elon Musk (191 billion). I would have to retain $116,999,970,000 and $190,999,970,000 respectively. At my current income of $50k, which is above the median income for people with my level of education, assuming I magically don't need to spend any money on consumables and can just bank it all:

It would take me 2,599 years and 146 days to obtain Lady Gaga's wealth, or almost 26 CENTURIES.

It would take me 7,599 years and 146 days to obtain Keanu Reeve's wealth, or almost 76 CENTURIES.

It would take me 2,339,999 years and 146 days to obtain Jeff Bezo's wealth, or almost 2,340 MILLENIA.

It would take me 3,899,999 years to obtain Elon Musk's wealth. It would take me nearly 3,900 MILLENIA.

Oh, this is after having paid off all my debt and with my existing assets, by the way. For even Lady Gaga, the least wealthy of this list, I would have to work tirelessly from before the Roman Empire was even founded.

But that's just me, a college-educated middle-class American citizen who is both debt and child-free.

It's much more fascinating to compare these to each other.

Lady Gaga makes $25 million a year.

Keanu Reeves makes $40 million a year.

So, if I deduct what these millionaires already have in assets and divide the total of the billionaire's assets by their income to find how many years of just banking money (no consumables):

Lady Gaga would have to bank another $116,870,000,000 to have Jeff Bezo's wealth. Assuming she stops spending on consumables like food or whatever and every penny of her $25 million income goes into future asset wealth, it would still take Lady Gaga 4,674 years and 293 days for her to obtain Bezo's wealth.

Keanu Reeves would have to bank another $190,620,000,000 to achieve Elon Musk's wealth. Again, in a fantasy world where Keanu doesn't have to feed and clothe himself, it would take him 4,765 years and 6 months to obtain Elon Musk's wealth.

The gap between the assets of famous multimillionaires like Lady Gaga and Keanu Reeves (who make MILLIONS every year) and that of famous multi-billionaires is a little less than HALF what it would take me to become as wealthy as Lady Gaga at my income level, which is, again, above the median. I could never achieve that wealth in my entire fucking lifetime, because, even if I assumed my income would go up and actually outpace inflation, I still need to eat and I can only use my body for labor until I'm 80, tops, which is only 56 years of work and nowhere near the thousands.

This sounds very conspiracy-brain, but sometimes I think the United States deliberately undermines math education and the corresponding understanding of how to problem-solve and comprehend magnitude of these kinds of numbers. Because if kids sat down and did the math, they just might realize that there is no way to become this rich on your own hard work.

Sure, you can invest in the stock market - but that's gambling. Most people might be able to hamper the effects of inflation on their asset values with stock investment.

The American dream is a lie.

The middle class is closer to becoming homeless than they are to becoming multimillionaires.

Even multimillionaires are closer to becoming middle class or even homeless than they are to becoming multi-billionaires.

Don't fucking tell me to budget and I'll become a millionaire. It's more likely I'll get hit by lightning or lose it all to medical bills.

If this doesn't radicalize you, I don't know what will.

#anti capitalism #late stage capitalism #billionaires should not exist #elongated muskrat #fuck jeff bezos #us politics #economics #math #budget #yip speaks

[predstosterone]

I've always been kind of interested in pet play but recently I've discovered that I actually really like pretending to be livestock more than a show dog in bed.

Existing to serve, breed with, and also be eaten by my partner when I'm no longer as useful for fertility is just >>>>>

I'm trying to decide if I like being a cow or a rabbit better.

Pros of being a cow:

1) FAT pride! (This has super helped with body dysmorphia, and funny enough, I like my body more now that I'm bigger than when I was skinny)

2) breedable (but only one or two large calves at a time)

3) submissive and edible

Pros of rabbit:

1) smol cute bean

2) EXTREMELY breedable (rabbits can get pregnant again immediately after birth and have litters), plus he can talk about how pregnancy will DESTROY my little body 🥵

3) also submissive and edible

#v0re #hucow fantasy #yip speaks #pet pl4y #bd/sm pet #nsft #pregnancy k1nk #breeding k1nk

[daggerfall]

I will be passing away now, thank u

#eso #m speaks #infinite archive #finally switched my setup to use pale order after arc 2 and its helped a lot with survival #the rest is the same. but i did finally get a good rng run #only one gothmau. focused efforts and the offensive pen verse about halfway through. and double verse before tho'at 5 #oh also this was solo no companion so im currently 2 on the weekly leaderboard! yip e! #actual best run on duo was like 8 3 1 #infinite archive adventures #m flexes

[canidclown]

does anypony else with a fox kintype feel extremely connected to fantastic mr. fox.. like the movie itself . whether you feel comforted by it or it's one of your favorite movies or anything else of that sort, cuz i watched it before i figured out that i had a fox theriotype and i think it was one of the things that made me realize i was a fox! and to this day it's a very comforting movie for me

#💥.speak! #🦊.yip! #therian #otherkin #fox therian #fox theriotype #foxkin

[trainingdummyrabbit]

and how much was argalia Like That before the pianist???? how much of him is just Him and how much of it is him in the aftermath of dealing with this loss??? is this nonchalance just the way he is or was it a development to adapt to the new way his world works? who Is Argalia??????

#*this is why i can never fucking!!!!! speak for him!!!!!!! ineed to research SO BAD!!!!!* #i dont even know if this is smthn that Is answered or if its something simply left up to interpretation. #theres so many words Everywhere and i have only two eyes and one teeny little brain!!!! #but GOD i fucking love dissecting characters like this so bad. who are you little man. why are you like this. #not a Who Hurt You; but a HOW Did They Hurt You. What Did You Do About It. #piktalk #projmoon #characters with unspoken but implied facets my beloved. im gonna fucking bite and attack with teeth. #the horrors of character discussion on main. 'yea i could be saying smthn Or i could just be being the dumbest motherfucker in th world.' #whos to say. i dont think before i speak tho so YIP--

[doggirldong]

I uhhhh had some fun being vocal and made a recording if you wanted to listen

#dumb doggy speaks!!! and growls and yips and

[wyrmapalooza]

trying to fill in the last few pages of my sketchbook ! Give me some ideas, prompts, etc !!!

#If you’ve ever wanted me to draw something for free nows ur chance to speak #Yip

[little-shiny-sharpies]

It’s been a minute since I’ve displayed my affection through incomprehensible gibberish readable only though vibes

#shiny speaks #I yip like a kobold claiming her territory to remind you all of how wonderful they are #Yip! yip! yip! they are my moon and sun! they are the colors dancing in the sky at all hours of the day! yip! #they are the sweet honey glow of a homes windows illuminating a cold forest! #they are the cold relief of an icy drink on a hot blistering day! yip! yip!

[meowydoe]

Got bored and decided to see what my voice sounded like on a recording and EWWWW

#i need to get someone irl to confirm that that is not what i sound like because if it is i fear i may never speak again #daisy yip yaps

[kasarian]

excited to get back into flight rising coliseum grind, as insane as that sounds

#LOOK during the fire festival i just had so much time to do that after THAT finals #and notn is a good 5 days AFTER finals and it lasts MORE than a week #ak yip #mush speaks #LOOOOOOK IM EXCITED OKAY #5 days gives us enough time for nate to rest and take care of himself and other tasks #and IIIIII get to grindy windy :)) #:3c

[windwheeler-aster]

just went to check on everything in tumblr and

THIS BLOG HIT 500!??!!? OMG!?!?!??! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!?!??!

#wheeler speaks #SQEALING #YIPPING #AUIGVSBAHSGV #OMG #thank you to the moots #who encouraged follows! #seriously #like #jaishbunas #the event will come out some time #in the new year #ajbsajshvbashv #cannot believe ive reached this #wow #.

[yippeecahier]

Why do her lips look so fucking kissable

#bnuuy #bunny #bunblr #aminals #yip speaks #house rabbit

[redux-iterum]

There’s a reason I told you good luck reading it- read Seekers and enjoyed it to pick up a couple more books. Survivors? Nahhhhh, not for me

Man, you were super right. Somehow it's less readable than Warriors.

#and it has DOGS #that should be the easiest thing on the planet #lynxll have a big ol post about it soon #my thoughts are this: #if they describe a dog as yipping or yapping or barking a completely calm and relaxed sentence ONE MORE TIME #ask #anonymous #i speak #book club

[dragondykedick]

Me, checking tumblr after making exactly 0 (zero) posts: why don't I have any new notes

#I crave little notifications #I'm like a little dog yipping at my mutuals feet. please interact. pleas einteract. please interact. #ember speaks

[canidclown]

POSITIVE THERIAN RANT/STORYTIME :3

before i moved houses there was a family of foxes that would live under our shed every year during the spring/summer, and in early 2022 a little before i had my awakening i remember coming in contact with one of the kits when i came home from school one day and it was like an experience i never had before. we looked each other in the eyes, like there was some kind of familiarity. it sat down and we looked into each others eyes for about 40 seconds, didn't break eye contact not even once. i felt a kind of connection and excitement like i never have before.. it was actually amazing and i think it was one of the things that contributed to my awakening

i really wanted to share this story cuz it's very important to me and i think about it very often, i hope that fox is doing well

#💥.speak! #🦊.yip! #therian #fox therian #otherkin

[projectray12]

this just in, local kobold causing problems on purpose (on accident)

#yip #ray speaks