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isagrimorie · 3 months

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The Borg Queen(s) using Seven of Nine's full designation.

Star Trek Voyager - Dark Frontier, Endgame | Star Trek Picard - Penance

#seven of nine #star trek #star trek voyager #the borg queen #startrekedit #my edit #after seven is severed #you can count in one hand the times #she uses her full borg title #but the borg queen always uses her full title #at first greeting #and seven is always terrified #also the borg queen(s) almost always #either order seven or insult seven #star trek picard

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kimdokjas · 11 days

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though the movie might be cancelled, yuri on ice will live forever in our hearts. thank you yoi fandom, it's been real ♡

#yuri on ice #yoiedit #yoi #victuuri #ice adolescence #anime gif #*gifs #animangahive #dailyshounenai #userkarura #usergojoana #userhanyi #useralphonse #usertorichi #usermoonz #usericybtch #userheidi #usergokalp #userartless #homuras #himawaari #this is not goodbye this is still my house!!!#devastated but not surprised tbh but i still wanted to channel my emotions somehow and just. express how much this show means to me so here #this thank you goes out to u guys. the fandom #mappa can eat a brick btw <3 #god i wish i could articulate just how special yoi is to me #it truly resonated with me like very few other pieces of media have (i can count them with one hand in fact)#it was sooooo revolutionary and ahead of its time not just in terms of queerness but also in terms of mental health #it truly changed me as a person and i just. really appreciate how earnest and kind it was above all #thank you yoi. you will be a part of me forever <3

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likegoldintheair · 2 months

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i'm like if someone who hated being touched was also deeply touchstarved

#i can count on one hand the people who i don't hate being touched by #shaking hands is fine i did that a lot today #but like. hugging? no thanks #but i also want to Be Held #you know. like just. held in gentle caring hands.#by someone i have approved of beforehand etc etc #anyways yearning for touch but detesting it at the same time i'm truly living life

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larsnicklas · 2 months

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pov: matthew tkachuk is facetiming you

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #nhl #nhledit #hockey #meg.cats #meg.gif #meg.all #now. i know everyone always makes fun of the angle guys take videos from.#but i want you all to know this is just the default hockey boy angle.#this is just where they hold their phone.#i can count one a single hand the number of times i've ever gotten a snap from a different front facing camera angle. i'm serious.#i think it's comforting that tier ii junior players and matthew tkachuk alike all use the same silly camera angle.#they are truly just some guys. this is why i could face down any nhler without awe or reverence.#<- nicke this is NOT about you. i would actually be shaking if i had to interact with nicklas

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lord-squiggletits · 3 months

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The reason this fandom hates IDW Optimus isn't because he's a cop (plenty of people are fine with Prowl) or because he's a bastard (most characters in IDW are) but because he commits the crime of being an actual person who's messy, flawed, and makes a shitload of high stakes mistakes fitting for the intense situations and pressure he's put under constantly.

But we can't have Optimus actually react to his situations by lashing out or being unpleasant, no, he has to have the personality of a cardboard cutout of G1 whose only defining personality traits are "dad, funny, nice," and if he ever vents negative emotions it can only ever be #relatable depression or him being sad on his own without ever letting it show during the important parts of the story. If Optimus dares do things like be angry or frustrated or bitter it's just a sign that he's a bastard and LITERALLY the worst Optimus ever. If Optimus ever makes mistakes or does wrong things in the heat of anger/frustration/stress it's because he's just an evil bastard with no redeeming traits.

God forbid Optimus go through an unending gauntlet of war, politics, atrocities, near-complete loneliness, and a seemingly endless cycle of violence for his entire life and come out of it kind of bitter, angry, and tired of dealing with people's shit. He's not allowed to be a realistic person, context doesn't matter, sympathy doesnt matter. IDW Optimus doesn't fulfill the fandom's fantasies of Father Figure or Perfect Cultural Icon or Twinky Fucktoy and since that's the only reason most people care about Optimus in general, the fandom collectively trashes on IDW OP.

All because he can't fit into the overly simplified and childlike double standard the fandom has where if any other character is messy and flawed, that's good writing and interesting and compelling, but if OPTIMUS is messy and flawed, he's Literally The Worst and he's an asshole for no other reason than He Sucks, context be damned

#squiggposting #ive been here too long and seen the same shit too many times #i'm tired of going 'maybe it's just a difference in taste' nope #the issue is literally just double standards and people not reading the text or taking things out of context #and the worst part is if this were just something OP haters did i would get it #after all if you just dont like OP then of course you arent gonna find anything interesting or compelling #but i see this shit from literally other MOP fans who supposedly love M and OP #but their OP takes are shit and i can count the no. of people who write IDW OP on one hand #i kind of thought that at least among other OP fans there would be deeper readings but if anything it's worse #fandom OP content is 50% haha funny dad jokes g1 knockoff OP and 50% yaoi uke twink sad baby OP #so unimaginative. so fucking boring. so immature #to style yourselves some sort of mature TF fans and then viciously reject the One OP who #dared to be written a little darker and more flawed than any others #it's literally just people refusing to give a chance to any nuanced take on OP #they just want him to be There and Nice and for his biggest flaw to be Being Annoying About Equality or something #might delete later might not

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based-bobcat · 29 days

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Remember when Headcanon used to mean 'Stuff I think could happen or could have happened off-screen that stays in the spirit of the narrative' and not 'making shit up so these two characters act out shitty coffeeshop AU scenarios'

#Jason Todd #Batfamily #Tim Drake #John Constantine #Bruce Wayne #DC comics #Comics #I just saw a post about Damian Wayne and Tim Drake having a secret high school double life #Like girl those two HATE each other #You can count the amount of times Damian tried to kill Tim cannot be counted on one hand #Once again I beg you to actually interact with the source material

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leonardalphachurch · 5 months

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the fandom often talks about tucker as if he’s an amazing father and like, i don’t want to challenge that (because i think the dichotomy of good parent/bad parent is meaningless) but i do want to point out that tucker has very much NOT been present through a lot of junior’s life. and obviously there are some very good reasons for this but depending on how much time you think has passed and how you interpret junior’s development speed he potentially went his entire adolescence with little to no contact with his father.

and to be very clear i’m not saying a parent being unable to be present in their child’s life makes them a bad parent.

but i do wonder how junior feels about it.

#rvb #lavernius tucker #junior #basically i want to read more nuanced depictions of their relationship #i know junior isn’t really a character but i LOVE the idea of him so much #i just. your father is a war hero. multiple times over. you can count the amount of times you seen him in person on one hand.#he loves you. you know that he loves you. he could never have taken care of you. you’re surrounded by the best care possible.#is this better? is his love enough? are you even his son? is he even your father?#what even are you?

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honorthysalad · 2 months

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“Matsuura-san’s parent died… Hikaru’s parent also died… having your parent die… is bad.”

Thank god we’ve got Yoshiki here, modern philosopher of our time, to drop this wisdom upon us. Surely this grand conclusion, which required a whole flashback to come to, will have an impact on how Yoshiki views death going forward- oh wait, lol what am I saying? Of course it’s not!

#It took so much to come to the coldest take I’ve ever seen #Like Yoshiki pulled this straight out of the fridge ‘hikaru’ put Matsuura in #And he somehow got less empathetic after this point #At the point that /‘Hikaru’/ is the one going ‘should we care about this person dying?’#And Yoshiki is going ‘nah. We’ve got a research project to do’#Smth has definitely changed #I hope this obsession with the research project is like- an actual thing #Maybe like Yoshiki is experiencing that same emptiness ‘hikaru’ feels on a daily basis but he doesn’t know what would fill it #So he’s just seeking out and taking in as much information as he can because learning has always been an escape for Yoshiki #Like being smart is Yoshiki’s way out of the village. Every time Tokyo is brought up it’s almost always in reference to his intelligence #So learning more has always been Yoshiki’s solution to things. ALSO Yoshiki is actually obsessed w/ this research project #He thinks about it while he’s in class- while he’s studying outside of class- while his friends are all talking-#You can probably count on two hands the amount of times Yoshiki talks about smth other than the research project post volume 3 #It’s actually concerning #hikaru ga shinda natsu #the summer hikaru died #hgsn #hgsn spoilers #my hgsn shit #It doesn’t have to be because he’s becoming more like ‘hikaru’#I’d just like for that plot point to come up again and be like a driving force for why Yoshiki acts the way he does #The actual reason will be nothing at all #And instead Yoshiki will revert back to normal when Maki eventually dies #Because Yoshiki is only capable of caring about people he knows the name of

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pumpking64 · 10 months

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to all my mutuals out there: i love you and get happy every time i see you on my dash or in my notifications or just your tiny icon in the corner of my screen from having messaged a bit some time ago and i want you to know that you are appreciated <3

#i know some of you aren't doing so well all the time and that's okay! don't stress yourself over it. it will be better again #but know that you are valued and that i care about your wellbeing all the same #if you think this might include you then yes it does. if you feel fondly about me sometimes i think fondly about you too #and if you don't think fondly about me but more annoyed or even indifferent i probably still think fondly of you #doesn't matter if we've been mutuals for 5 years or 5 days i think you're all so very neat #and yes this counts always. i can count on one hand how many times i've been even slightly annoyed at a mutual in all my time on tumblr #because the answer is 0. never once has any one of you been annoying to me <33 #and if you ever should be it is MY responsibility to unfollow or blog. that's not something you guys need to worry about #own post #idk this is a lot of stuff in the tags but i just want you guys to know that i actually care about you and want you to be happy

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hamartia-grander · 2 months

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Wyll breaking up with the player character if Ulder dies so Wyll must become the Duke makes me wanna throw up sobbing because he actually thinks that just because his father's first duty being to Baldur's Gate made him a Bad Father that Wyll himself will inevitably be a Bad Lover because surely no one could match love with duty if his father couldn't, unknowing he has more love in one hand than his father had in his entire body. fuck

#More in my reblog #“my father taught me more lessons than I can count” yeah dog they were called CAUTIONARY TALES 😭😭😭#“pull me too close and I'm destined to hurt you” FUCKIGN. BITING YOU #“a champion's heart is as sharp as a new blade” SO CRAZY I GOT THIS SICK ASS ARMOUR. TRY ME.#I'm actually in physical pain over this. Wyll my love.#I need to rip ulder in two with my bare hands right now.#sorry I JUST saw the breakup scene for the first time today and I haven't stopped thinking about it it's making me ill with sadness #he didn't even break up with ME but it fucking feels like it goddamn #bg3 #Wyll Ravengard #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 analysis #oh my GOD and the fact that he offers one last dance. I'mgoing to ufckingexplode #and he spends five whole seconds just. holding the character. not even dancing.#I watched the version with him and astarion ofc I don't romance wyll myself (lesbianism)#makes me wanna write a fucking fic (derogatory)#why the fuck is everyone so ill over astarion when mr insane mental health issues is RIGHT here (i know why. but still)

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purplesaline · 9 months

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I was getting frustrated with my video game so Lance came and flopped on top of me

"Get squished"

#once a service dog #always a service dog #you can take the service dog our of the vest #etc #it's funny cause I so rarely get frustrated to the point of anger #and even more rarely will express that anger #like I can count on one hand the number of times in the last 5 years #and Lance started out as a PTSD service dog #so it's hilarious to me that he changed his job once he realized I was having physical issues #and now he performs DPT any tine my heartrate increases

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0509-brainrot · 10 months

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long time no 0509

bonus under the cut

live kotos reaction

#milgram #milgram project #mikoto kayano #shidou kirisaki #0509 #0905 #my art #you do not want to know how much time this took #i can count on one hand the amount of times i've drawn characters dancing #and every single time. suffering. agony. pain and death (worth it though <3)#“oh fun idea i'll just draw that real quick” 3 hours later i'm not even done with the lineart #my wrist hurts now orz (still worth it)#enjoy the food 0509 nation... apologies for my absence </3 #for the record mikoto almost drops shidou during that dip he's too gay for this and they're both in shock

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forgetful-river · 8 months

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My toxic trait is that I'm convinced I am the pinnacle of artistic integrity because instead of giving in and drawing Davekat I draw Aradia three million times in a row

#I'm pretty sure you can count on one hand the amount of drawings of hs guys I've posted on here #one sollux dave like two times and maybe one dirk #thats my guess anyway. the mituna drawings dont count bc I was explicitly depicting them as transfemme #talking at you whether you like it or not

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choctalksalot · 10 months

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old (derogatory)