#you’re gonna go far kid

[angelnumber27]

#DANCE FUCKER DANCE #the offspring #you’re gonna go far kid #sounds #music #rise and fall rage and grace #throwback #2000s music #2008 #Spotify

[romanarose]

I’m fucking wheezing this is from The Offspring’s official Facebook

What the fuck lol

#the offspring #you’re gonna go far kid

[ayamari-no-goshi]

You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid

It was so much fun yelling “Dance, fucker, dance”

#the offspring #you’re gonna go far kid #live music #concert #flashing lights #cw flashing #flashing tw

[iceeericeee]

No one:

My brain when I’m supposed to be working: This is what you get pleased to meet you nice shooting detective to fight the horde and sing and cry I’m much to fast to take that test dance fucker dance we get these pills to swallow we could have been us throw out your cares and fly

#random #random stuff #karma police #sympathy for the devil #psych #immigrant song #changes #you’re gonna go far kid #no one knows #good omens #zero

[erggggggggg]

#what i’m listening to #you’re gonna go far kid #the offspring #Spotify

[beeboomachine]

#I made a meme #the offspring #you’re gonna go far kid

[phuckingphil]

sometimes you gotta be selfish and save yourself and that’s okay

#you’re gonna go far kid

[fruitlicense]

I’ve been rearranging my Spotify playlists in the last couple days and I just find it very funny how half-assed the censoring is on “You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid” by The Offspring?

I have the regular version on a playlist I listen to with headphones, but I put the censored one on my roller skating playlist in case there are ever kids around while I’m using my speaker, and it’s just like. dude. we all know you said fucker. you just said f***er and expected us not to fill in the rest? okay sure, we’ll just work with that I guess

#J speaks #you’re gonna go far kid #the offspring #music #spotify

[redley-of-many-noodles]

Absolute banger

#redley’s playlist #music #you’re gonna go far kid #the offspring

[wintersandolives]

click for better quality as always! | OC drawing based on the song You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid by The Offspring

#art #artists on tumblr #my art #digital art #original character #oc #the offspring #you’re gonna go far kid #oc: joseph

[yourheartinyourmouth]

Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time

And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach

Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd

And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet

Now dance, fucker, dance, man, he never had a chance

And no one even knew it was really only you

And now you steal away

Take him out today

Nice work you did

You're gonna go far, kid

With a thousand lies and a good disguise

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

Slowly out of line, and drifting closer in your sight

So play it out, I'm wide awake, it's a scene about me

There's something in your way and now someone is gonna pay

And if you can't get what you want, well, it's all because of me

Now dance, fucker, dance, man, I never had a chance

And no one even knew, it was really only you

And now you'll lead the way

Show the light of day

Nice work you did

You're gonna go far, kid

Trust deceived

With a thousand lies and a good disguise

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

Now dance, fucker, dance, he never had a chance

And no one even knew, it was really only you

So dance, fucker, dance, I never had a chance

It was really only you

With a thousand lies and a good disguise

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

Clever alibis, Lord of the Flies

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away, nothing more to say

See the lightning in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

#the offspring #you’re gonna go far kid #dexter holland wrote this song abt my mother

[feltreckless]

My teens were the worst years of my life and I couldn’t be happier.

My teen years were awful, I was a suicidal, self harming, anxiety ridden, lonely kid. I had no one, no one cared about me, I truly suffered in silence.

Now at 21 I am so much healthier, I’m physically more able now then I was at 14. I have a great sleep schedule, I have a good work ethic, I have a great diet, I have great people around me and most importantly, I have the will to keep going.

I’m able to see a future for myself now, I can see a path in front of me instead of the dead end I saw years ago, just waiting until I hit it like a speeding car.

I didn’t miss out on the “best” years of my life, this is just the beginning of so much more for me, my past self will know that we’re ok and that she doesn’t suffer anymore.

#mini rant #rant #a message #self love #mental health #hope this gives you hope #you’re gonna go far kid

[jamiesfootball]

“For those of you unlucky enough to not know who he is, this is Sam Obisanya. He’s a midfielder for Real Madrid, he’s the captain of the Nigerian national team, he’s a delight at karaoke, and he’s one of the best people I know. He’s also the best cook I know. Sorry, Roy- Oi! Don’t shake the camera at me. We’re live-streaming, you prick.”

Sam, cheeky and melty with suppressed pleasure, gives an endearing wave at the camera.

Roy zooms in on him instead.

#ficwip #the TikTok recipe / career retrospective fic #fic: you’re gonna go far kid #jamie tartt #roy kent #sam obisanya

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

There’s this thing my mom, grandma, me, and some of my great aunts so that I’m sure is pretty common but honestly I don’t see that often (might have something to do with the fact that I don’t get out much but eh). Idk but I really like it because it’s so silly.

Unless the subject is like deathly serious, if people are talking and someone says something just right, we’ll get reminded of a song and can’t help but sing.

Some hypotheticals that I could absolutely see happening because I can’t think of any specific examples:

“Wait you guys aren’t talking about me are you?”

“You’re so vain, you probably think this song is about you, you’re so vain (You’re So Vaaaaain), I bet you think this song is ABOUT YOU, DON’T YOU, DON’T YOOOOOOOU?”

“Show me where you found that.”

“SHOW ME HOW TO LIE YOU’RE GETTING BETTER ALL THE TIME AND TURNING ALL AGAINST THE ONE IS AN ART THAT’S HARD TO TEACH”

[talking about a movie] “It came out in 1985.”

“Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all, one Prozac a day, husband’s a CPA, her dreams went out the door! When she turned 24. Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?”

“I can’t get this thing to go back together.”

“I know the pieces fit ‘cause I watched them fall away mildewed and smoldering, fundamental differing-”

Then of course there’s the random unrelated singing. Mostly Mom and I do that. Often it’s stuff stuck in ours heads but sometimes I’ll just randomly remember a song and have to sing it. We annoy the shit out of each other with those because she listens to tons of slow songs (which are fine! Just most aren’t my thing) and I usually have Insane Clown Posse or Rammstein stuck in mine.

Idk. Family bonding lmao.

#talking to myself #songs in order: #You’re So Vain by Carly Simon #You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by the Offspring #1985 by Bowing for Soup #Schism by Tool #all excellent songs btw #was gonna put this on my nostalgia & gay blog but eh #I’ll let this one slide

[unknownths]

bsd / soul eater tag drop

#in character › ranpo edogawa ╲ tell me i’m right & let the sun rain down on me. #in character › osamu dazai ╲ maybe they would think the knife had slipped. #in character › atsushi nakajima ╲ paper cut tigers starting to bleed. #in character › ryuunosuke akutagawa ╲ is there anyone out there ‘cause it’s getting harder to breathe. #in character › nadeshiko tezuka ╲ stirring in the cinnamon while you read me poetry by dead men. #in character › death the kid ╲ you’re gonna go far kid! #in character › crona gorgon ╲ the kind of human wreckage that you love.

[poohbea]

How God listening to me vent about this mf entitled child and his enabling mother while I’m driving home from work.

#bro today had me heated #so SO heated #and I’ve been working on my temper lately #trying not to cuss #but FUCK today was just one of those fucking days #this child is 9 years old and whenever he doesn’t get his way he walks out of the service so we have to go outside after him #because we can’t leave kids unattended #so now I have to spend like 15 minutes DAILY tryna talk this kid off the fucking ledge so he comes back inside #and he’s just fucking sulking over the most minor shit #he does bullshit and I’ll call him out on it then he sulks #I tell him to share — even enforce it by making him share #like today he had two balloons and another kid wanted one and he was like nah they’re mine he can get one that’s stuck on the wall #(cause we decorated the room with balloons and taped some to the wall) #and I said no #just give him one of yours #so it was a while fucking fight #and I get fed up then end up taking one from him to give to the other child #and he can’t have that so he sulks and fucks off out the door #even goes so far as to walk to the gate so I left the other staff to deal with him outside #THEN oh you’re gonna laugh at this one #I asked a girl to get me something cause I was drawing something for work #then he asks me ‘why didn’t you ask me to get it for you?’ #and I said it’s because she’s (the girl) is responsible then he goes ‘what? I’m responsible’ #then I give him a look like ‘yeah fuckin’ right boy’ and it was all hehe’s and giggles #then the girl goes how are you responsible? do you do chores? do you cook? you know just general questions #then he goes oh no my mom doesn’t make me do chores #so we asked him ‘then how are you responsible when you don’t do anything?’ #and the convo kinda just went on like that for like 5-10 mins and then an iPad was mentioned and I said ‘is that what your mom does?’ #referring to how parents just put their kids in front of iPads these days and when I turn I see this mf has tears in his eyes #and I’m immediately like oh shit I didn’t mean it like that (cause we were joking) but then he walks off and goes to sulk in the corner