#zero rizz

[kisu-doodles]

I just can’t get the image of Charles n Arthur cuddling shirtless and Charles being like

Charles: you know I never appreciated how hairy you are

Arthur: thank you?

Charles: so hairy… like an animal

Arthur: ok???

Charles: like a sheep or a bear. I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone as hairy as you

Arthur: …

Charles: wait… you’re more like big foot but your feet aren’t big they’re normal size

Arthur:

#charthur #arthur morgan #arthur x charles #charles smith #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #kisu thoughts #I live for silly Charles #zero rizz

[supasonic]

i love that carmy canonically has zero pull

#the bear #carmy berzatto #b4 claire i should say #no game #zero rizz #zilch game #tried flirting with sydney by those lockers and his brain made the windows shut down noise #but like also….. #there’s potential

[goldrogerstits]

i need to learn how to act around people a girl i like just told me she never felt embarrassed to tell me anything cause the first thing i did in front of her was lick spagetthi straight of the table while telling her my fav facts about eels🫤🫤🫤

#ZERO RIZZ

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

The other night, while sick and out of it a bit, I got a notification from your blog and all I saw was horizon and island and I thought, for whatever reason, that you were talking about horizon zero dawn or horizon forbidden west or some mystery third thing relating to them. I'm glad you're enjoying animal crossing tho!

You think I play cool games? Thank you ❤️

Lol, fr though, I play COD zombies, Diablo 2, (a few other games on Xbox in too ashamed to say..), and only just recently found my switch after moving so I restarted animal crossing.

I wish I was a cool gamer, but anxiety prevents it lol I do like Zombies though, lots of different zombie games, even the ones that piss me off ❤️

#zero rizz #opposite of a cool guy #sorry to disappoint #forgive me lol #my gaming history must be kept secret

[lov3rgirlx]

Nesta and Cassian didn’t owe each other loyalty in all the books previous to Acosf because they weren’t together, but how did he expect Nesta tk be all warm and welcoming when he was gifting lingerie to Mor?

#zero rizz #acotar #nesta acosf #pro nesta #nesta archeron #books #nesta and cassian #nesta x cassian

[tropotropotropo]

I want to gnaw on edred like a chewtoy

#peak character #absolutely pathetic #ultimate wet cat #meow meow to the max #zero rizz #unicorn warriors eternal #edred

[originskey]

There are many things he can provide as a father and a teacher, but dating advice was never one of them, and he's been very thankful of that.

#dash commentary #that man has no game #zero rizz #women in symphonia: oh he's so hot..... #kratos: ma'am that's nice but I really need to find a magic rock

[cherrio-krispz]

no rizz anon again

im going to continuously attack alpha cross (i love him dearly)

bet you killer faked it. must have been fake. cross has no rizz. hes the only one whimpering (in the sad way)

(i genuinely love the concept of alpha cross hes so silly goofy, i want to hit him with a sledgehammer 💕💞💞💖💖❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺)

Cross didn’t rizz him up, it was the opposite

Bro is THAT bad

#he is an idiot #probably trips whenever he leans on a wall while talking to his ekittens #smh #grabs a mallet to squish him #alpha cross #killer sans #killersans #ekitten killer #L #no rizz cross #ZERO rizz #he just begged him like a little idiot #andlost his whole wallet #💀💀

[kekkuda]

How in the fuck did we as a genus have such consistently shit taste for almost 3 million years that we decided that fur was less attractive than weird sparse wiry hair

Furthermore why the fuck did we lose all the hair on our faces and then re evolve it but only so it grows super long right next to your lips where it catches food and harbors bacteria

Further furthermore why the fuck do cishet men insist on making said hair look like this.. got the fucking. Amorphous mass. What the fuck you think this shape compliments anyone’s face well? Fucker you can’t pull off the spherical Pomeranian look bc beard hair isn’t soft. I look at this shit and imagine touching it with my fingers and hearing a fucking crunch and then I imagine the feeling of a tangle of fucking … 10 gauge wires,, just unbelievably coarse hair on my fingertips and I want to vomit. If I had facial hair this repulsive I’d check into the fucking psych ward bc if I ever got to a point where I was convinced this style was acceptable I’d have to assume I was on the cusp of my most devastating manic episode yet

Why the fuck are human beings so fucking creepy and fleshy and inconsistently haired with fucking mouths that have turned partly inside out .. all of this adds up to curse my eyes with fucking matt Walsh who looks like any dime a dozen mid 2010s hipster IPA enthusiast and yet i have zero clue how this fuck in g loser managed to style himself in such a way that his lips poking out of his weird ass fucking mustache evokes a phantom scent of day old unrefrigerated deli ham with a hint of axe body spray. I feel fucking nauseous over this Jfc how can you make so much money on the conservative influencer grift machine and chose this as your style? Fuck man why are humans so fucking hard to look at god fucking damn it. So fucking greasy shiny and covered in pores it’s some shit that was never meant to be seen I swear to god H. sapiens is so fucking unsettling its like fuck man. What fucking happened to good creature design honestly this shit is so corporate and manufactured , honest to god a hot contender for the worst primate creature design ever. Weeeeeeird fuckjng meat face, no sagittal crest, plantigrade feet and stupid fucking hips and the greatest sin of all, no fucking tail and then to add insult to injury : conservative influencers looking simultaneously unnaturally curated and groomed, lacking in personality or any modicum of creativity , and ultimately forcing me to involuntarily recall the scent of sour groin sweat and pickle juice. I just know the wretched thing oozes an oily secretion that covers all the skin why are human beings so uncanny

#zero rizz #i fucking cant describe how fucking uncanny and creeped out I feel looking at this thing #rant #Matt Walsh

[papermccn]

closed starter for ! @mvsicinthedvrk tina & sha hualing

"-how do you get your face so pretty?" she asked with a tilt of her head; admiring the other almost. "-like- honestly, you're gorgeous.. drop dead, I could die right now from how pretty you are." tina assured.

#shes so awkward im so sorry #zero rizz #( sha hualing & tina ) #( tina;replies) #death tw

[wormzs-world]

Since I’ve seen no one outright say this I will be the first

J is so hot I would def risk losing my life just to get one tiny smooch

Don’t let me near her cuz in the matter of seconds I’ll be kicking my feet and twirling my hair

#happy pride 🌈 #women are hot #serial designation j #twirls my hair bats my eyelashes #zero rizz

[satansloveclub]

Fumbling the bag LMAO

#zero rizz

[jonesposting]

I got that panic attack rizz ….. i frew up cos you so sexy …. i will be leaving now

#panic attack #rizz #zero rizz #this actually happened btw #anxiety

[p33p-eef]

Look at this dude

#wally #welcome home au #zero rizz #dumb wh0re #welcome home

[i-have-a-booner]

When I give this guy an album rec on a dating app the last thing I want him to do is rank it 7/10 🤨

#zero rizz #bruh the album is so much more than catchy songs #bro was full on critiquing the album #like sorry this isn’t billboard bro this is a woman you’re trying to seduce

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before… #I guess ​the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire #and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years #and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY #the only way to do the miscommunication trope right #hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out #zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end #the show is a romcom !! #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks