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#zk incorrect mdzs quotes
zinklair · 2 years
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Wei Wuxian: Are you in love?
Jiang Cheng: What? No!
Wei Wuxian: Then why do you draw 'S+B' in hearts everywhere??
Jiang Cheng: It stands for suffering and bitterness.
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zinklair · 3 years
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Lan Xi Chen, without looking up from his book: You look really nice today.
Wei Wuxian, wearing GusuLan robes: Thank you-- wait, you're not even looking?
Lan Xi Chen: No need. I can hear my brother's heartbeat and it doubled when you walked in.
Lan Wang Ji: *chokes*
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zinklair · 3 years
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Jin Ling: Uncle, what time is it?
Wei Ying: I don't know, pass me my flute and i'll find out.
Wei Ying: *blows flute loudly*
Jiang Cheng: (from another room) WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING FLUTE AT 3AM?!
Wei Ying: It's 3am.
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zinklair · 3 years
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Jin Guangyao: Why would you give a knife to Nie Huaisang as a gift?
Wei Wuxian: He felt unsafe
Jin Guangyao: Now i feel unsafe
Wei Wuxian: I'm sorry..
Wei Wuxian: ..would you like a knife?
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zinklair · 3 years
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Hanguang-Jun: being wherever the chaos is
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THE CHAOS: Wei Wuxian
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zinklair · 3 years
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Lan Wangji: Sizhui. Your headband.
Sizhui: A-ah? Sorry Hanguang Jun.. I lost it yesterday during our ni-night hunt..
[MEANWHILE]
Wei Wuxian: Eh?? Jin Ling.. why do you have the Lan's headband?
Jin Ling: I want it as a ribbon for my ponytail, so the generous Lan disciple gave it to me as a gift.
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zinklair · 3 years
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Wei Wuxian: i'm so useless..
Lan Wangji: no, you are not
Wei Wuxian: hehe really?!
Jiang Cheng: you can be used as a bad example.
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