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I found my login for this blog! Yay!

I am working on full whump lists for this show :)

Ironside s3e5- "A Bullet for Mark"

I just need to share this. This old episode of Ironside from the late 1960s has become probably my favorite whump episode of anything ever. And I watch a LOT of shows.

It has everything! Caretaker/whumpee role reversal, deeply concerned friends, surprisingly concerned minor characters, a serious wound treated seriously with lengthy hospital waiting and uncertain updates about his condition (etc.), secondary attempts on his life, important conversations and introspection by other character?? It's just so good. I have honestly watched this episode about 20 times in the last couple of months and I do not get tired of it.

You, too, can watch this episode if you like these vintage whumps! The entire show is actually free to watch on this site...

Ironside Season 3 : TVSTAR : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

#vintagewhump #ironside 1967 #mark sanger whump

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Whump List: Thomas Magnum (Magnum PI - 1980)

Shot: 

Don't Eat the Snow in Hawaii (Part 2) - Season 1, Episode 2 : Shot in the left shoulder/upper chest (very bloody/in pain)

Skin Deep - Season 1, Episode 6 : Shot in the leg, bleeding heavily, self applies tourniquet

Memories Are Forever (Part 2) - Season 2, Episode 24 : Shot in the back,  bleeding out, hospitalized. 

40 Years from Sand Island - Season 3, Episode 58: Shot in the right shoulder, bleeding heavily

Luther Gillis: File #521- Season 4, Episode 65: Shot in the forehead (Fleshwound resulting in concussion)

On Face Value- Season 4, Episode 82: Shot in left arm (minor)

Fragments- Season 5, Episode 90: Shot in chest (While wearing bulletproof vest)

Way of the Stalking Horse- Season 6, Episode 123: Shot, badly, in the upper chest, hospitalized and in bad shape for entire episode

Kapu - Season 7, Episode 137: Shot in forehead, bedridden with amnesia/weakness/confusion 

Limbo- Season 7, Episode 149: Critically Shot twice in torso, coma, flatlines

Beaten Up/Bloodied in Fights:

China Doll- Season 1, Episode 3: Beaten up (also hit in the hand with a ninja star!!)

The Black Orchid- Season 1, Episode 16: Beaten up, tended

Tropical Madness- Season 2, Episode 25: Beaten up and knocked out

Mad Buck Gibson- Season 2, Episode 27: Beaten up and knocked out in barfight, bruises on face later 

Foiled Again- Season 3, Episode 48: Punched in the eye/face, tended (also, broken finger!) 

Legacy From a Friend - Season 3, Episode 59: Badly beaten up, Tended

Let the Punishment Fit the Crime- Season 4, Episode 80: Hit over the head during particularly violent fight, bleeding heavily and disoriented 

A Pretty Good Dancing Chicken- Season 5, Episode 106: BADLY beaten up by other inmates when he goes undercover in a minimum security prison farm. Bandaged/tended 

Blood and Honor- Season 6, Episode 116: Beaten up in violent fight 

Autumn Warrior- Season 7, Episode 140: Beaten with the blood of a rifle, major head injuries which are bleeding heavily, stitches later. 

Infinity and Jelly Donuts - Season 8, Episode 150: Beaten up In a violent fight which leaves him temporarily blinded in one eye (through next episode). (Also is hospitalized and recovering from near fatal shooting in “Limbo”)

Forever In Time - Season 8, Episode 154: Beaten up, Pistol whipped (unconscious) AND trapped in a burning building 

Knocked Out: 

The Ugliest Dog in Hawaii- Season 1, Episode 8: Injected with Tranquilizer Dart, passes out (semi comedic) 

Billy Joe Bob- Season 2, Episode 19: knocked out (with nunchucks!) 

Dead Man’s Channel - Season 2, Episode 20: knocked out and falls into the water, nearly drowns

Woman on the Beach, Season 2, Episode 21: Knocked out with a shovel (ouch!) Dragged/carried 

Pleasure Principle, Season 8, Episode 151: Knocked unconscious with a kick to the face

Other: 

Try to Remember- Season 2, Episode 23: Drugged, Severely injured in car accident, persistent amnesia 

Did You See the Sunrise (Parts 1 and 2) - Season 3, Episodes 41 & 42: Badly injured when car explodes, shock, guilt 

Of Sound Mind- Season 3, Episode 53: Falls down the stairs and breaks his foot (crutches)

Birdman of Budapest- Season 3, Episode 56: Attacked by a macaw resulting in bloody scratches to his face and arms

I Do? - Season 3, Episode 57: Injured when crates fall from above (head injury), Tended 

Home From the Sea- Season 4, Episode 64: Stranded alone at sea for over 24 hours, dehydration, sunburn, near drowning, hallucinations 

Smaller Than Life - Season 4, Episode 66: Broken collarbone (offscreen accident), hospitalized for whole episode

Echoes of the Mind (Part 1)- Season 5, Episode 85: Badly mauled by guard dogs, treated in the ER, tended later

Solo Flight- Season 7, Episode 143: Legs crushed under the wreckage of a WW2 plane, sick due to centipede bite, exhaustion/dehydration, severe blood loss 

Significant Emotional Trauma: (SPOILERS)

Distant Relative- Season 4, Episode 67: Emotional anguish (cries!) after Rick’s little sister is killed on his watch (also punched, by Rick)

Mac’s Back- Season 5, Episode 87: Mental Breakdown after several combined recent losses/traumas, extreme drunkenness and potential hallucinations 

Unfinished Business- Season 8, Episode 157: Emotional anguish after watching his family’s murders, collapses

#magnum pi #Thomas Magnum #whump lists #1980s #Tom Selleck #vintage whump #oldies #original series #whump #Dang this boi got hurt a lot #39 episodes of whump #SPOILERS

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Sneak peak of the amazing whump you can find in the OG Magnum PI (1980s) with Tom Selleck. I am currently in the final stages of perfecting my list of whump for this show after having watched every episode at least once (but In most cases 3+ times). I have over 45 episodes listed now with quality whump between 4 main characters and I know I’m still missing a few good ones! ;)

#vintage whump #whump #Magnum pi #whump lists #Coming soon!!! #Thomas Magnum #Tom Selleck #1980s

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Correct blog this time. Anyone interested in lists OR fics??? 

Anyone interested?

I know this isn’t Vintage Whump (Also me) but just curious.. would anyone enjoy a documented list of all of the injuries in the ORIGINAL Magnum PI with Tom Selleck? I’m currently bingeing through it and I’m in the middle of season 2 and I know he’s already been shot like 3-4 times, pistol whipped, almost drowned, had PTSD type flashbacks, etc. And that’s all just in the first season-ish. I’d document them all for myself but I don’t know if I have the effort.. but I might do it if y’all would like the list 🤔❤️

#vintage whump #Magnum PI #Tom Selleck

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Hey just asking, do you take requests because there's a few things I'd like to see as gifs but I don't know how to make gifs myself? Sorry for bothering you!

I *do* take requests! I may take forever getting to them or forget one sometimes (nervous laughter) but I am very eager to receive requests! I am especially open right now! I have been busy at college for the last several months (hence the absence of posting) but I am currently home for the summer with very little to do sooo YES I would love to hear any recommendations or requests for things I should watch, review, write a fic about, or create gif sets for!

PLEASE! Give me things to do!! (lol)

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The Six Million Dollar Man: Appreciation Post

Just wanted to vent/draw attention to the amazing show that was the Six Million Dollar Man. Staring Lee Majors (one of my favorite oldies whumpees) as the Air Force Pilot and astronaut Colonel Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man was not only a groundbreaking show in the genres of super heroes, science fiction, and secret agents, it was also an amazing treasure trove of creative, original, and *frequent* whump!

The premise of the show is just about as whumpy as you can get: after a horrible air accident, Colonel Austin is critically injured, suffering the loss of both legs, his right arm, and left eye, among other injuries. The only way to save his life and limbs is through the implantation of a set of bionic body parts which turn him into the first Cyborg. Austin wakes up to a completely different existence and is forced to face life as this “monster” who is barely human any more. After the initial drama, Steve goes on to become a special agent for the OSI for whom he participates in a very imaginative selection of missions. Because of the uniqueness of his bodily technology, there is a whole untapped world of whumpy scenarios involving malfunctions, illnesses, and otherwise mortal injuries - all relating to the bionics (let alone the fact that he’s a government agent and is exposed to the traditional car accidents, bullets, knives, punches, etc).

In just a brief brainstorm session I was able to come up with at least 13 separate episodes which all feature fairly significant whumpy story lines (without including any punches, pistol-whippings, etc- of which there are many!). Steve is subjected to amnesia, severe concussion, frequent hospitalizations, blindness, poisonings, bullet wounds (to human and bionic parts alike), bionic malfunctions, and so much more!

Have any of you watched this show? If so- favorite episodes?

#six million dollar man #whump #Lee Majors #Steve Austin #Steve whump #70s #cyborg #vent #vintage whump #appreciation post

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(apologies again for bouncing between blogs lol) I’ve written several Heath whump fics! Heath is my favorite (and my whumpee)- I just had to find something really fast for this challenge!

Inktober Day 1: On their Knees

Nick Barkley (The Big Valley) hit with a rifle, then falling to his knees.

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Inktober Day 1: On their Knees

Nick Barkley (The Big Valley) hit with a rifle, then falling to his knees.

#vintage whump #whumptober17 #The Big Valley #1965 #Nick Barkley #Peter Breck #on their knees #I apologize for the crappy gifs #lol #these are literally the first gifs I ever made

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@classicwhump and I are thinking of taking on this challenge. I may not finish it all, and I may end up posting some days on my main as modern content is often easier to find, but I will endeavor to fulfill this challenge as it seems like a lot of fun- AND a push to make me actually post more often! What do you guys think?

I don’t draw, but I’ve been thinking of doing some kind of drabble writing for Inktober instead, and since I couldn’t find any whump prompt lists, I made one! If anybody wants to use it please tag me in what you make, I’d love to see!

#whump challenge #whumptober17

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I ADORE On the Waterfront!

“That’s enough, just let him lay there.”

Video

#vintage whump #On the Waterfront #1954 #marlon brando #Terry Malloy #beaten #bloody #injured

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Yes! If you’re looking for vintage whump... well this is the right place to find it! I do almost entirely new gif sets that I create of oldies whumpy scenes that either I love, or people have submitted! Feel free to suggest things for me to watch! I’ll definitely look into that show you mentioned Anon! I made a massive list of coming gifsets the other night so there are a lot of things coming!!

It would be awesome if you could continue to expand on your #vintage, there is an absolute treasure trove of it out there in particular a show I came across called The Invaders, it is just full of the main character (a mighty fine looking man BTW ) getting snatched, beat up, drugged up and the list goes on (insert evil grin).

Oo nice! And I’ll do that! I’m a big fan of vintage shows and whumpy pics and gifs are rare indeed. @vintagewhump and @classicwhump put out some great content and have confirmed that they take requests! Check them out if you haven’t already. :)

#whump #vintage whump #oldies #answer #mentions #requests

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Ironside (1967) (2x02- Split Second to an Epitaph Part 1) - Chief Robert T Ironside (Raymond Burr) Whump pt. 2 (pt.1)

#whump #vintage whump #Ironside #1967 #Ironside whump #Split Second to an Epitaph #paralyzed #concern #sweating #fever #pain #nightmares #friend #Raymond Burr #Robert T Ironside #Mark Sanger #whumpy gifs #gifset

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Oooh Looks good. I know that at least one person has requested that I do some posts about this show. Can you you tell me which episode (or episodes) your gifs are from?

Thank you!! :D

Hey @vintagewhump this might be something that interests you? One of my old whump faves from my youth… :)

#the prisoner #number 6 #whump #vintagewhump #oldies #1967

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LOL.

You're pretty much 20th centry whump lol

Lol well yes! For me the definition of vintage/oldies would have to be AT LEAST before 2000, and there’s no recorded video footage of whump from BEFORE the 20th century haha so yep! If I haven’t already specified that in a post before I will be posting things from as early as film history goes till maybe mid 90s depending on the type of show. The 90s are a bit of a grey area- some things feel older and bit more vintage while others seem fairly modern so if there was something 90s it could pop up on either this blog or my main! :-)

#whump #REALLY vintage whump #old whump #hahahaha #pre-20th century whump #don't tempt me

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You're pretty much 20th centry whump lol

Lol well yes! For me the definition of vintage/oldies would have to be AT LEAST before 2000, and there’s no recorded video footage of whump from BEFORE the 20th century haha so yep! If I haven’t already specified that in a post before I will be posting things from as early as film history goes till maybe mid 90s depending on the type of show. The 90s are a bit of a grey area- some things feel older and bit more vintage while others seem fairly modern so if there was something 90s it could pop up on either this blog or my main! :-)

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Ironside (1967) (2x02- Split Second to an Epitaph Part 1) - Chief Robert Ironside (Raymond Burr) Whump pt. 1

#whump #Ironside #1967 #Ironside whump #Split Second to an Epitaph #wheelchair #paralyzed #fall #Robert T Ironside #Raymond Burr #Mark Sanger #my first gifs with text #gifs #whump gifs

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Update!

Hey all! As you’ve probably I’ve been pretty slow on both of my blogs the last several weeks. I haven’t posted anything on here in probably as much as a month.. maybe more??

There is a reason to this!

Just under 3 weeks ago, I moved away from home and into my new college home! Yes, I have started college! (Yes, in case you are shocked, VintageWhump is only 18 lol). And let me tell you- it is a very busy time!! Especially now living in very close proximity with a roommate, it has been hard to find any time for fandom in general, let alone the whumpy parts of fandom. I can’t exactly play exceptionally whumpy episodes or work on gifsets or stories of whump without the possibility of her seeing or asking what it is (our beds are like 2 and a half feet apart!

Anyway, I’ve just learned that my roommate will be out of town for the weekend, starting tonight and through mid-day Monday, so I will be able to get some time to myself to work on fandom ventures! Expect some fics, gifsets, posts, idk SOMETHING to be coming at you from one or both of my blogs!

Thanks for your patience in this time and keep the requests coming (to both of my blogs!) and I will try to watch the things you send me whenever I can get to them!

#fandom life #whump community #update #personal life