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grace-love-club · 4 years
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luther: it seems like bad things keep happening to me, i might have bad luck or something
five: luther, you don’t have bad luck, bad things keep happening to you because you’re a dumbass
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grace-love-club · 4 years
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klaus: hey, i just wanna say sorry
vanya: ... for what ?
klaus: i didn’t have a spoon so i’ve been using your old ipod to eat peanut butter from the jar
vanya:
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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five: introducing a new alignment - chaotic lawful, i have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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hazel: *sneezes*
klaus, hiding in the vents: bless you
hazel: *looking around* ....... god?
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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diego: dont worry, i’ve got a few knives up my sleeve
eudora: i think you mean ‘tricks’
five: he did not
diego, pulling knives from his sleeves: i did not
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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allison: so we bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes
klaus: or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute
allison: that’s not how baking works
five: how about 40,000 degrees for 1 second?
allison: nO—
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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el gee bee tees rb this with your favorite face emoji in the tags mine is 😖
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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diego: fuck off stop punching me
klaus: it’s platonic bdsm
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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allison: hey can you ask luther something for me?
diego: i would but he’s not talking to me because i put ketchup in his socks
allison:
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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ahh mhhhh thank u guys sm !!!! 💞💞
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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klaus, to five: my pizza lunchables won’t fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol, one of our addictions has to give
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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klaus: hey dave can you get me a glass of coke?
dave: sure
klaus: ...
klaus: ok but when i ask for a glass of coke what i really want is affection
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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diego: hello, fbi? i would like to report a bruh moment
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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klaus, doing anything:
ben: how many times am i gonna have to tell you to stop doing stupid shit
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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luther: will i find a wife
fortune teller: no
luther: ..you didn’t do the thing with the cards
fortune teller, flipping one card & keeping eye contact: no
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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allison: imagine if you came home one night and everyone was like, quietly reading
vanya: i’d be suspicious
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grace-love-club · 5 years
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Klaus, after being shot: Hit or miss…I guess they never miss, H UHH?!
Cha Cha, To Hazel: Shoot him again.
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