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elvisprettymama · 1 year

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Thats all right mama’

Paired: Elvis x reader

Summary: Its your first concert, and your excited to see him…elvis himself, but after the concert something happens with you and elvis

Warnings: !Smut! Belly bulge, F and M receiving, cussing,

Y/n’s POV:

Here i am……..26 and cooped up in my house all day, well at least i have Jessica,Marlana,Marci,and Marilyn with me. My best friends….i walk into the living room with a 5 glasses in my hand with a bottle of wine, “girls did y’all hear about that delicious man who’s coming in our town for his concert?” I turn to Jessica “who are you talking about jess” i ask with a smirk on my face as i began to sit down putting the glasses down on the table.

“Elvis fuckin presley, thats who” she says smiling, “oh my GODDDD” we all start squealing, “but wait…..how will we get in, were broke” lana says frowning. “Wellllll, soooo you know eddie right….” jess says giggling “so eddie knew Elvis’s friend Red, and he introduced us so then we started talking and we had amazing sex, so now we have free tickets girls” she says laughing “omg jess you are such a genius” marci says laughing, “oh god jess” Marilyn says pouring the wine into our glasses.

Eventually we start talking about our high school and the boys we thought were hot and why, “im hungryyyy” jess says frowning, “we can call fix dinner together” marci proposes “okay lets do it” we all chime in, we began to cook. It was fun, we had a great time and it was around 9 so we decided to stay up for a little and alk more until we got tired.

“hey girls, im feeling exhausted so im gonna head up to bed” marci says standing up, we all agree and we head upstairs to our rooms. I sigh feeling tired, i began to take off my shoes and my dress, then i do my hair for tomorrow and i brush my teeth and i put on my nightgown. Turning ofc my lights i fall asleep.

The Next Day….

Y/n’s POV:

I wake up to the sound of loud music playing, confused and groggy i stand up, putting on my robe and heading downstairs, I am greeted by the girls “ good morning are you ready to go see Elvis” jess asks happily, “ yeah are you” lana adds in “ well as it is my first concert, I’m very excited” i reply smiling “ how do you sleep” marci asks while cooking the eggs, “ I slept all right, how did you guys sleep” i replied getting some orange juice. “ we slept pretty good.” they responded

We had eaten breakfast and talked for a while, then, after breakfast was finished we went in the living room and played a couple of games by this time we realized it was already 4 o’clock in the afternoon, which was the time that jess knew we needed to get ready.

“Hey girls, its time to go get ready so lets go” jess says laughing, we go upstairs and i go in my room to find my red dress, and my red heels with my red pocketbook. My theme was red tonight, i walked into my bathroom and turned on the shower while getting undressed.

I get in the shower and i start to scrub my body, making sure i get every spot, then i grab my razor and i start to save everywhere, i finished and rinsed my body off under the water, i turned the water off and i stepped on my floor towel while drying my feet.

Grabbing my body towel, wrapping it around me i walk into my room and i start to dry off, once im dried off i grab the lotion and i apply it and i start to get dressed, i finish getting dressed and i start to do my hair and makeup. I apply my lipstick and i start to put on accessories and my perfume.

I hear a knock on my door “come in” i say excited, lana, jess, marci and marilyn come in looking as beautiful as ever, “your so gorgeous” jess exclaims, “you look so good” lana squeals, “thank you girls, its time i think” i say and we head downstairs to the car

We arrive at the concert place, we get out and we are escorted to the front line of the concert, it starts and elvis comes out and god……did he look sexy….his hair…..his body…….his face glistening in the light……his lips…..his movements…..his voice….his eyes….just made me feel things ive never felt before……it was like he was a god on the stage

Screaming like the fan girl i was, he started singing and we were just screaming and blushing, we made eye contact, I instantly look away blushing. After few songs the concert is over, and i began to go find the girls when lana come over to me “y/nnnn….elvis wants to see youuuuu in the backkk, have funnn” she says in a songy voice

I walk to the back eager but nervous to meet him, i get to his dressing room and i knock on the door lightly, he comes over and smiles “hello pretty mama, come in” he says smiling, i walk in and he closes the door, “so….i hear your a pretty big fan of mine aren’t you mama” he says smirking while pouring bourbon in two glasses.

“Y-yes i am, ive been a big fan for years, its very nice to meet you Mr. Presley” i say smiling, “nice to meet ya too honey, oh and call me elvis honey” he says smirking and handing me the drink, “so how old are you” he says sitting down “26….” I say drinking, we engaged in small talk for a while until we realized it was very late. “Elvis is really late, i should get going” i say with a little sadness in my voice. “Oh i suppose it is, may i drive you home” i he says smiling, “of course elvis” i smile

Elvis’s POV:

I waited on the girl to come, any second, she was so beautiful, her smile……her eyes….. her lips….her body….god she was perfect….. i started to day dream about her until it got cut short by a small little knock. I open the door to reveal the pretty girl “hello pretty mama, come in” i say smiling, she walks in very quietly and shyly, i close the door, “so….i hear your a pretty big fan of mine aren’t you mama” i say smirking while pouring us a drink.

“Y-yes i am, ive been a big fan for years, its very nice to meet you Mr. Presley” she says smiling sweetly, “nice to meet ya too honey, oh and call me elvis honey” i say smirking and handing her the drink, “so how old are you” i say sitting down “26….” she says drinking, we start to talk about our interests and our likings and dis-likings, she looked so beautiful. “Can i…kiss you” i ask her “yes” she responds, i kiss her softly and passionately, her hands roaming up and down my body, i began to kiss her neck, making my way down to her pussy, i saw how wet she was

“So wet for me” i saw smirking and taking off her panties, throwing them to the side “y/n, before we go any further, is this what you want” i ask softly “yes…i want this elvis” she says groaning, i began to rub her sensitive clit, while eating her out “you taste so fuckin good pretty mama” i say groaning in satisfaction, i begin to go faster hearing her moan and whimper my name as i devoured her.

“God elvis! Fuck your so good” she clenched around my fingers, “im gonna cum elvis, fuck” she says whimpering “not yet baby, i want you to cum on my dick” i stop as i take off my pants, she flips me over, kissing down my stomach. She grabs my cock and starts to stroke it slowly, i groan at the contact of her hand

She starts sucking on the tip, “fuck p-pretty mama it feels so good” i moan, she bobs her head up and down, making groan and moan, “fuck fuck fuck, good god mama, your doing so good” i say leaning my head back moaning “im gonna cum” i say as my cock twitches in her mouth, she stops “i want you to cum inside of me” she says

I flip us over, and i slowly enter her, letting her adjust to my size she nods, as a sign for me to move, i start thrusting into her slowly and softly “faster please” she says, i start to pound into her little pussy, watching how my cock stretched her pussy out, watching her belly bulge while i fucked her “fuck fuck , yes im gonna cum elvis” she says, “cum for me mama, let it all out come on” i say groaning getting close to my end too, “im cumming” we both say as we cum in union, after a few more thrusts i pull out

“Shit…..that was really good” she says smiling, “i know” i say laughing, she kisses me, i get up and i clean her up and i clean me up, we get dressed again and we start listening to records of mine while dancing, the way her hips move and her body sways to the music is just….so angelic, we dance for what feels like forever, i started to notice it was getting late, i hoped she didn’t notice because i didn’t want our time to end

“Elvis is really late, i should get going” she says with sadness in her voice, i didn’t want her to leave, i didn’t want our time to be over. “Oh i suppose it is, may i drive you home” i say smiling, hoping that i get a positive answer from such a beauty, “of course elvis” she smiles, we set our glasses down and we grab our coats and leave my room

We walk to the car, i open her door and i close it when shes in, i walk to the other side and get in and i start driving, the drive was quiet due to her falling asleep on my shoulder, she looked so peaceful and precious….after a while we had gotten to her house, i shake her softly “y/n” i whisper.

She wakes up and yawns softly, “thank you elvis” she says smiling and hugging me “anytime…could we have dinner sometime” i ask “sure i would love that” she says smiling, she opens the door and begans to walk to her door “i dont get a goodnight kiss” i say teasing her, she walks back up to the car and kisses me passionately but softly

Her lips were so tender and sweet and plump, “goodnight elvis” she says softly and walks to her door and she unlocks her door and looks back, i wave and she waves back and enters and shuts the door , she was so beautiful, so angelic, i drive off and head home….what a good concert

#elvis smut #elvis #elvis imagine

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pyotan · 7 months

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water carrier

A special status is not enough to keep even Ijsbrand safe from chores. Spring cleaning an absolute must for their community, the Medium has a duty to move their blessed waters out of the cave it dwells in so that it, too, can be cleaned and maintained. Dust and naturally occurring cracks, Ijsbrand has no choice but to assist. Vase by vase.. Not a drop lost but the trek to carry the waters is exhausting when it’s the fifth round.

Hot..

He sighs as he lazily uses his sweat to soothe, a tingling chill.. But then a familiar wind, it comes to caress him with a refreshing touch of spring.. Ijsbrand’s heart halts as does his steps, he holding the handles of his full ewer tightly as his tattoos go into a pink glow..

“Ijsssss!” The dragged out hiss is carried out on the winds before the Mystel is even there, but shortly after the call out he is at the Viis side with a grin of fang and squint. “You’rrre looking soooo good out herrrre! Working sooo hard!”

Such a flirt would usually have Ijsbrand further pink and heart drumming but considering the situation of chores.. He can only huff and continue walking. “Yes, well.. Have you been watching instead of helping Luca, then?”

G’amal is in perfect sync with Ijsbrand’s busy steps. A nasal hum. “Hmmmmm wellllll, he wouldn’t let me do anythiiiing..” another brush of wind, though this somehow provides.. An enchanting boost of energy. Ijs almost trips over such but having grown used to G’amal’s budding wind magic, he catches himself and continues forth. “He told me to scrrrrram.”

“Hmm well..”

‘If only you could help me..’ but another is not meant to handle these waters, especially an outsider from not only his village from his very Star.

…But just as well, no one seems to want the Mystel’s help. It’s not so much as discomfort as it is that to teach him the ways when he will leave one day is just a waste of time.

“I’m surprised you listened..” is all he can mutter out, unsure where to direct G’amal.

“Hehh welllll, I do want Luca to like meee.” But he doesnt seem to be seeking guidance. Rather, he simply wishes to stay at Ijs’ side. “I love that little starrrr.”

/that/ has him slowing in pace and sucking back his bottom lip as he tries to ignore the sudden urge to just drop everything and hide away with G’amal..

“You.. surrrre love your celestial terms.” A playful mock of the purr, every step now feels heavier than the last as fever swells in his gut and core. If only he could pop out his hip in jest, it’d at least vent this longing.. But the weight of blessed waters prevent him from such.

“It jusssst seems to fit /us/, you know?”

“Us?”

“Oi, Sunshine, get your ass back over here!” A shout of Luca is enough to break free from yearning and keep Ijs going in his duties.. He begins to scurry ahead, completely ignoring Luca as he comes to approach them, flushed and now just wishing to be /done/.

Ijs’ abrupt departure leaves the Drahn in a huff and he reaches up to grab at the seeker’s tail.. Naturally, it coils around his wrist and Luca takes advantage of this and drags.

It doesn’t hurt so much as it tickles and G’amal giggles as he is taken away, though he looks up to the Moon with a pinning heart.

Huff huff!

“Juuuust cause I told you to fuck off doesn’t mean you should and come bother Ducky.”

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hercleverboy · 3 years

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kate!! 50 from general for the prompt list? so excited to read anything you come up with ☺️

amelia!!! much love to you x x

wc ↠ 1.1k

General #50 ↠ “I didn’t know where else to go.”

Spencer took a deep breath before standing up from the table, receiving an encouraging smile from his best man as he made his way to the front of the room.

The quiet chatter among the guests fell silent as everyone turned their attention to the groom, who was about to make his wedding speech. He was nervous, of course. It was wedding day, not even two hours earlier he’d married the love of his life, and now he had to make a speech in front of a room of people. God help him.

“Hi, um.” Spencer looked down at the cue cards that he held in front of him that he’d brought to prompt him with his words. Eidetic memory or not, he didn’t want the speech to sound like it was being read off paper, he didn’t want it to lack feeling and emotion. He looked up, his eyes locking on Y/N, his wife. She could see the worry in his expression, and simply gave him a smile that seemed to work wonders. He looked back down at his cards, before making the last-minute decision to tuck them away in the pocket of his suit jacket, instead deciding to speak from the heart.

He cleared his throat, and then began to recount one of the greatest stories of all time. “The first night that I told Y/N that I loved her, well— it’s a funny story, actually.”

“Morgan had all but forced me to come out to the bar with him and the team after we spent a week over in San Francisco. The case had gone surprisingly well, so I begrudgingly agreed to tag along. Really, I only agreed to go in the hopes that he would stop bothering me.” Spencer chuckled as he looked over to where Morgan sat, his best friend, his best man.

“Never, Pretty Boy. You’re stuck with me.” Morgan called out from his seat, earning a few laughs as Spencer shook his head at his friend.

“I’d been dating Y/N for only a few weeks at that point. Things were going good, but any of the team could tell you—I was absolutely petrified of messing things up. However, that night at the bar I was.. for lack of a better term, I was wasted.” The room erupted with laughter at hearing the genius say the word ‘wasted’, the team laughing the loudest as they recounted the memory. “So much so, that I actually managed to lose my house key? And my phone, uh, my phone was dead. So I had to go to Y/N’s.”

Spencer met Y/N’s eyes again, a smile creeping onto his face as he saw her own amused grin on her lips. “So I get there, and I’m knocking on the door like an idiot because I’m just so excited to see her.”

The door opened and Spencer let out a loud gasp at the sight of his girlfriend. “Y/N!” He stumbled forward, losing his balance, and throwing his arms around her. “Oh I missed you soooo much.”

Y/N frowned but couldn’t deny her amusement at his current state. She put her arms around him to steady him before she spoke. “Spencer, what’re you doing here?”

She used the grip she had on him to pull him inside as she closed the door behind him.

“Wellllll I managed to lose my key? So I had to ask the taxi- the taxi guy to drop me off here.” He slurred, sounding confused as he spoke.

Y/N moved him to sit on the couch before going to retrieve him a glass of water.

When she came back, he was drunkenly rambling about a mix of quantum physics and how the third Shrek film made no sense because ‘how did a donkey impregnate a dragon?’ He stopped his rambles when Y/N came back into view, his face lighting up at the sight of her.

“Y/N.” He sang, dragging out her name. “I’m sorry I came here, but I just- I didn’t know where else to go.” He shrugged, explaining it as though it was the most obvious thing in the world. He took the glass of water from her, taking a few sips in an over exaggerated and child-like manner.

“It’s okay, Spence. You know you’re always welcome here.”

He grinned at her, placing down the water (nearly missing the coffee table entirely and giving Y/N a near heart attack) before he laid down on the couch, putting his head on her lap and throwing his arms around her waist.

She chuckled, her hands coming down to run through his curls. “You tired?”

He nodded against her. “Hmm. Yep yep. Sleep sounds good.” He murmured.

“You can go to sleep, love. I’ll be here to take care of you in the morning.”

He gave a small smile sleepily. “You always take care of me. Hm.” He slurred, fighting against sleep. “Don’t deserve you.”

Y/N shushed him, hoping that running her hands through his hair would lull him to sleep.

“I love you.” He whispered before he finally let sleep take him.

“I found out a few weeks later that she’d actually said it back. And since then, we’ve been living happily ever after.” He grinned proudly. Having a woman as wonderful as Y/N be his was something he was so incredibly proud of, and he always made sure everyone knew just how grateful for her he was. “Uh, so I’d like to propose a toast, to my beautiful bride.” He beamed over at Y/N and could see the happy tears clouding her eyes. It took almost everything in him not to get choked up himself. “You’ve made me the happiest man in the world. I love you, so much. I can’t wait to start the rest of our lives together.”

The sound of champagne flutes clinking together filled the room, followed by a short applause for the couple before the chatter resumed.

Spencer made his way back to his seat next to his bride, and she greeted him with a hug and a kiss to his cheek. “Nice speech, Mr Reid.”

“Well thank you, Mrs Reid. I do try.” He gave her a cheeky grin before leaning in to kiss her. The team, who were sat at the table with the happy couple ‘aww’d at the sight, smiles on all their faces as they witnessed the pair.

Y/N turned to Garcia, her maid of honour, and struck up conversation. Spencer looked at his wife, taking in every detail. She looked so beautiful in her stunning dress, it was a wonder that Spencer’s heart hadn’t stopped earlier when he saw her at the opposite end of the aisle. His eye caught the gleam of the new golden band that sat above her engagement ring, his heart swelling with happiness and pride at the sight.

What a lucky man he was.

#kate writes blurbs☘️#amelia 🌸#spencer reid x reader #spencer reid

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paladin-danse · 3 years

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7, 14, 21!

7. 3 Favorite Companions

Gonna stick with Fo4 for this one since there’s just so many to pick overall so:

1. Danse - I mean, are y’all shocked? I remember first meeting the guy when I played on Xbox but there was a glitch so I couldn’t talk to him or anything, he just chilled outside the police station. I thought he was pretty but didn’t know he was a companion or anything. Later when I played on PC I actually started doing the brotherhood line of quests and oof did I fall hard. I love him as a character, and for his backstory - and he’s honestly a pretty solid companion in combat too. I really wish they had chosen to use the cut ending for him, alllwing him to challenge Maxson and keep his status in the Brotherhood, and hell maybe make the Brotherhood less bigoted. I only ever play with the mod that adds it back in now.

2. Gage - Again, shouldn’t be a shock if you’ve been following me. Gage is a more recent addition but he has become one of my all time favorites really quickly. I’m a Disney/theme park history fan and when I learned about the Nuka World dlc I was super into it for the lore. But when I went to play it on my original game file, my saves all got corrupted and deleted. When I was finally ready to come back to fallout I was determined to finally see Nuka World for myself. I knew of Gage from whatever lore videos or posts I’d seen around, but I didn’t think he’d be a character I’d be particularly interested in. Wellllll pretty much as soon as I heard that accent growling at me on the monorail I was done for. Something about that stinky raider man has won my heart, like, why did they make him so sweet?? Similar to Danse, I love his personality and backstory, and he’s a lot of fun to have at your side in combat. One of the highlights of Nuka World, I only wish they had given him a redemption option for those playing “good guy” characters. (That’s why I have mods though lol). Still, best raider boyfriend and has a lot of fun and silly stuff to say when you travel with him.

3. Deacon - This was a close tie between Deacon and Dogmeat, but since I always run with Dogmeat and someone else I figured it’s only fair to give it to Deeks. How can you not love this guy?? The Railroad as a whole is pretty neat and they easily could’ve had a super serious hardcore spy character (something like X6 with the stoic demeanor) but instead they give us a super outgoing, loud, charismatic fella and I love him. Clearly I’m a sucker for pretty guys with tragic backstories, and Deacon just seems like someone I’d be best friends with irl. Just wish they’d gone all the way and given us a proper romance option.

14. Favorite Perk

A good question and one I haven’t really thought about. I pretty much always play a stealth sniper character with a lot of VATS useage, it’s just what I’m best at. I’d say the perk I find the most helpful, and generally the one I go for first is Penetrator. For those moments when the Raider’s head is just behind a wall but you know you can take them out. For more fun perks, I also like Attack Dog and Scrounger.

21. Least Favorite Faction

My answer for this varies a bit. In-universe lore wise, my least favorite would be the Institute, mainly for the fact they have access to amazing advanced technology that can create clean water, fresh foods, medicines, teleportation, etc. and instead spend their time making robot clones of people??? And then they scoff at surface dwellers for barely scraping by on small farms, like yeah guys if only they have some friends with electricity and giant underground apartments to help them out. Not to get into the whole “kidnap a baby and raise him to be a sociopath” thing as well. I wouldn’t wanna destroy the institute, I’d rather see those resources opened up to the people of the commonwealth, but their whole philosophy is trash. I’ll admit I haven’t yet done a full Institute character, I have plans to after my newest character is complete, but I don’t think my thoughts will change much.

Gameplay wise, I gotta say Minuteman is probably my least favorite. Settlement building is fun in small doses, but doing it over and over can be soooo tedious and frustrating (mostly due to the various quirks of the building system). I’m currently on a new save file of a new Minuteman character, so I’ve been blazing through those quests all in the row, and it’s very quickly becoming a chore. The same “go here, talk to them, kill the thing, build the beacon, talk to Preston, repeat” is kinda irritating. Plus if you want your settlements to look nice and be functional, you have to put a lot of time and effort into building them up and that means collecting scrap and stuff, a whole other layer to it. I like the settlement building system in small doses, but it’s basically all you get to do in the Miniteman faction. I really wish there were more dynamic quests, like taking back Quincy, or more to do with the Castle/Ronnie Shaw.

#ask

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legends-of-beebo · 5 years

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There’s a first time for everything!

I’ve never been someone’s favorite account before, thank you soooo much @poison-canary for enjoying my weird posting habits!

As some of you might have noticed, i’ve recently been posting about stuff that wasn’t all legends related. So why the hell not answer a few fun questions about myself :)

Rules: Tag 10 followers you want to get to know better. Warning: I do not follow rules

Nickname: Wellllll... i am called Suzanne (yeah i’m spilling all my secrets here!) So it might not come as a shocker that my friends call me Sue, Suewy or Suus.

Gender: Female

Height: 5'6″ (1,71cm) I’m just an average bean!

Astrological Sign: Aries (and yes, for me most of the stereotyping is true)

Sexuality: ! L ! E ! S ! B ! I ! A ! N ! Ahww yiiiss

Hogwarts House: Okay so this is a tricky one... I’ve done all kinds of extended testing on this subject. It’s forever been between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor. So i’ve pulled a ‘Potter’,so to say, and chose Hufflepuff. However, you could still find me sleeping in a Gryffindor t-shirt or lounging around in my Hufflepuff pullover.

Favorite Animal (s): WOLVES.

Number of blankets: This is totally dependent on where i’m sleeping and if my girlfriend is with me or not. SO. Alone it’s a minimum of one (or else the monsters might bite off my toes... that’s a real threat people!) and up to three in the winter. When i’m with the gf then it’s always one, because dammnnnnnn she HOT (pun intended).

Where I’m from: Ah yes... this is it, all my secret revealed: i’m from the Netherlands. cue the tulips, clogs and windmills

Dream trip: I’d love to go to the west coast! It’s the only US coast i haven’t been to yet and that just won’t do.

When I created this account: UUUHHHH that would beeeee...Thursday the 16th of August 2018 at 16:57:42! I like being specific, sue me!

Why I created this account: This actually is a side blog. My main blog has been kinda dead after the web series Carmilla ended and I gay migrated to Legends of Tomorrow. I didn’t want to just cold turkey change my entire blog soooo I thought why not create a new one? and yes i’m now eazing you all into my new Brie Larson obsession while Legends is on hiatus

...and that’s the tea people!

I’m not gonna tag anyone, because i’d like to get to know everyone of you. Feel free to join in on the fun if you want to ;)

#beebo speaks #that's my ramble tag!#or should that be beebo squeaks?#you tell me

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huesofthemorning · 6 years

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The Frog Kingdom

Words: 4800

Summary: The girls go fishing. Somehow, they’re actually successful. Who would have guessed? Meanwhile, Nana introduces monarchy to the frogs.

“This is possibly the worst idea we’ve ever had,” Junna said, “even worse than the Pool Noodle Massacre.”

“No way,” Claudine argued. “Nothing is worse than the Pool Noodle Massacre.”

Junna, who was already completely sunburnt, looked Claudine dead in the eyes and asked, “Are you sure about that?”

Claudine laughed, reeling in her fishing line. “I still can’t believe you burn faster than me. Didn’t you put on like seven layers of sunscreen?”

“Yes.” Junna pouted, arms crossed. She had stolen Nana’s sunhat, too, the wide brim casting a shadow over her red face. “What I can’t believe is that you actually know how to fish. Where did you learn that?”

“Oh, you know,” Claudine answered, throwing her line back into the lake.

“No, I really don’t.” Junna followed suit, her hook landing with a quiet splash. They were sitting on a big raft in the middle of a lake, legs dangling in the water. It was warm. The sun was shining, and only the barest breeze ruffled through the trees lining the shore. Somehow they had all agreed to a day of fishing, despite only three of them having any sort of experience. Futaba and Mahiru seemed confident in their skills, though Junna was starting to doubt Claudine’s claims. The rest of them were making it up as they went. Those of them that were actually trying, that was. Kaoruko was lying in the middle of the raft, parasol propped up to shade her face. Futaba and Nana were sitting nearby, discussing the best types of fish to eat, their poles sitting idly in their hands. Mahiru was on the other side of the raft, coaching an energetic Karen and a strangely awkward Maya. Junna had a feeling that Maya had never been this far from a city before in her life. She was going through a rough adjustment period.

Junna pulled in her line and grimaced at the clump of pondweed stuck to it. “Are there even any fish in this lake?”

“Does it really matter? You don’t go fishing for the fish. Come on, Jun, get with the program.”

“Then why are we actually here?”

“Cause we’re a bunch of gay losers with no better ideas?”

“....Fair enough.”

“Ah! I got one!” Karen shouted, jumping to her feet. She was holding her fishing rod like a baseball bat, trying to pull the fish out of the water. Mahiru hurried over to help, reeling in the line. The group watched with only mild interest. This was the fifth time Karen had called that out this hour, and each time it had been a disappointment. It was looking like there was finally a chance for success, though. Karen and Mahiru were fighting for their fish, pulling with all their might.

“We’re almost there!” Karen shouted.

Bubbles rose to the surface of the water, a dark shadow beneath them. The group leaned forward, holding their breath. Was it true? Did Karen do it?

“Alllllllllmooooooossssssttt!” Karen and Mahiru made one last, big push of effort. Something broke through the surface-- everyone gasped--

“Wait- Hikari-chan????”

Hikari looked up at Karen and Mahiru’s shocked faces, the hook stuck in her hair pin.

“I found this,” she said, handing Mahiru a purplish piece of seaweed. “It reminded me of you.”

With that she sank back underwater, swimming away. Everyone stared after her, open mouthed.

“I hate these group trips,” Junna finally said.

“What… do I do with this?” Mahiru asked, looking around at everyone, seaweed in her hand.

“Eat it, probably,” Kaoruko said, choking on her laughter. “What a catch, Karen-han!”

“You might just win biggest fish of the day!” Futaba called. They were keeping track, of course. They were too competitive a group not to. Junna had her notebook tucked inside her oversized shirt - another stolen item from Nana, who was delighted by the sight - and was ready to mark down the winners. Assuming any of them managed to catch a fish in the first place.

“I’m going to go look for frogs,” Nana declared a few minutes later. She slipped into the water, swam underneath the raft, then reappeared by Junna’s feet. “Wanna come with, Junna-chan?”

Nana’s usual banana hairstyle had fallen apart after their initial swim to the raft. She had retied it into a short ponytail, and combined with her eager smile, she was too adorable to dismiss. Junna sighed.

“I suppose.”

“Yay, Junna-chan!”

“You’re so whipped,” Claudine said.

“Shut up.”

Junna joined Nana in the water, careful not to splash her glasses as they swam over to shore.

“How interesting,” Kaoruko said, watching the pair go. “The parents have abandoned their children. Whatever are we supposed to do now?”

“Probably something that’s not whatever you’re thinking,” Claudine said.

“How boring. I’m sure Tendo-han would be interested in my idea.”

“What?” Maya looked up from the tangled mess of a fishing line she’d managed to create. Futaba winced at the sight of the giant knots.

“Tendo, how did you even do that?”

“I’m… not sure.” Maya frowned at the disaster sitting in her lap.

“You’re just useless when you’re not on stage, aren’t you,” Claudine said, rolling her eyes. Art and fishing, Tendo Maya’s apparent weaknesses.

“What if we make this a stage?” Kaoruko asked sweetly. Instantly everyone turned to her, a gleam in their eyes.

“Go on,” Claudine said.

“Wellllll, I was simply thinking that’s it been soooo long since we did any improv work…”

“Let’s pretend we’re on a boat!” Karen shouted, bouncing up and down, the raft rocking under her feet. “I’ll be captain!”

“Woah, why are you captain?” Futaba countered. “You’d strand us in the middle of the ocean!”

“We are in the middle of a lake…” Maya commented, looking thoughtful. She set her rod aside and got to her feet.

“I’m calling for mutiny,” Claudine decided, standing up as well. The rest of the group followed.

“W-wait!” Mahiru said, wrapping an arm around Karen. “Let’s not be hasty! I’m sure Karen-chan can get us out of here.”

“Thank you, First Mate Mahiru!” Karen said. She placed her hands on her hips, striking a confident pose. “I will get us out of here, absolutely!”

“You better!” Futaba placed her hands on Kaoruko’s shoulders, who instantly adopted a worried look. “My fiancee and I were supposed to get married on this ship! Not get lost at sea!”

“Yes!” Kaoruko chimed in with her perfect offended princess voice. “How dare you! I’m lodging a complaint!”

Claudine laughed. “You’re lodging a complaint? To who? The shark?”

“Shark!?” the group cried out. Hikari circled the raft, hands pointed above her head to mimic a shark fin. Karen sang the Jaws theme song under her breath for dramatic effect.

“Everyone, behind me!” Maya called, throwing an arm out. All her city girl awkwardness had disappeared under the shine of the stage. Her voice echoed with power.

“What if we sacrifice her?” Claudine whispered to Karen as she huddled with the rest of the group.

“I’m on it!” Karen rushed forward and flung herself at Maya.

“Ah!” The pair hit the deck, wrestling for control. “Captain Aijo! I demand-- be sensible!”

One moment Karen was on top, straddling Maya’s waist, the next Maya had flipped them over, trying to catch Karen’s wildly swinging arms. Claudine was laughing so hard she was crying.

“C-Captain Karen!” Mahiru called out. “Watch out--”

Karen and Maya rolled right off the edge of the raft and into the water. Immediately Hikari dove after them, teeth bared in a feral grin.

“Well,” Futaba gasped through her laughter, “I think that makes Mahiru the next captain?”

“Ummm. That’s okay. I’ll pass.”

“I’ll be captain!” Kaoruko announced, graciously stepping forward. “As the most beautiful person on this ship, the duty clearly falls to me.”

“Hold up,” Claudine said, eyes narrowed in challenge. “Most beautiful? Says who?”

“Says the fact that I’m the one getting married, of course!”

“Yeah? You’re just a fiancee right now, Hanayagi. I am a wife!”

The three girls still alive on the raft gasped dramatically, hands to their chest. Claudine smirked, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

“Never expected that, huh?”

“Objection!” Futaba said, pointing a finger at Claudine. “I’m engaged to Kaoruko, so you can’t be married to us. Mahiru was shocked by your announcement, so you can’t be married to her either. That leaves only Captain Aijo and Tendo, who have both been tragically killed.”

The group paused for a minute of silence, the memory of their comrades’ deaths still fresh in their minds.

“You’re forgetting someone,” Claudine said after the moment passed.

“Who?”

“I,” Claudine stated in her haughtiest voice, “am married to the shark.”

There was a beat of silence as everyone processed the words.

“EHHHH????????”

Hikari surfaced, leaning on the edge of the raft and flashing Claudine a grin.

“Good work, my beloved,” Claudine said, returning the smile. “Soon this entire ocean will be ours.”

Hikari winked and disappeared again.

“Isn’t my wife hot?” Claudine asked the rest of the crew. They mumbled their agreement, casting fearful looks between them.

“But, but…” Karen whispered, treading water a few feet away. “Hikari-chan is…”

“Hush. We’re dead, remember?” Maya pushed Karen’s head under the water.

“Now!” Claudine said, taking control of the ship. “I am your new captain, and I expect order! I want all three of you cleaning the decks. I want them spotless, you hear me?”

“Yes ma’am!” The three girls saluted and went to work, getting on their hands and knees and pretending to scrub the raft. Claudine oversaw them, commenting on Futaba’s and Mahiru’s work, while purposely ignoring the way Kaoruko scooted over to the edge.

“Hey, hot shark girl,” Kaoruko whispered, looking behind her to make sure Claudine wasn’t watching. Hikari raised her head out of the water.

“Yes?”

“You like your wife, right?”

“Of course.”

“You want to make her happy, right?”

“Ideally.”

Kaoruko grinned. “Good. Because I bet Claudine would be really, super happy if you decided to eat her. If you know what I mean.”

“Hmm.” Hikari dropped below the water again, keeping eye contact with Kaoruko the entire time, until she was deep enough to swim beneath the raft. Then she was gone.

“Hanayagi!” Claudine called. “That doesn’t look like work to me!”

“I’m very sorry,” Kaoruko said, lacing her voice with false sincerity. “It’s simply that I finished already.”

“Finished? That fast?”

“Oh, yes. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you come inspect it?”

Claudine thought about it for a moment. Futaba and Mahiru were watching out of the corner of their eyes, waiting to see what would happen. “Fine. I think I will.”

Claudine marched over to the edge of the raft, peering down at the wood. “Hmm. Looking at this, I don’t think you spent a single second working at all-- Ahh!!”

Hikari burst out of the water and wrapped her arms around Claudine’s legs, pulling her in. They disappeared in a cloud of bubbles. The trio left alive watched as Claudine’s bright hair faded away into the murky depths.

“Another one bites the dust,” Mahiru murmured.

“I’ve had enough of this shark!” Futaba declared. “It’s eaten three of our friends! It must be stopped!”

“Babe, no!” Kaoruko cried out as Futaba dove into the water after Hikari. More bubbles rose to the surface as they wrestled under the water. Kaoruko and Mahiru caught only flashes of movement.

The fight must have ended in a draw, for neither returned to the raft. Instead they joined Karen, Maya, and Claudine, treading water in the designated Dead Person Zone.

And then there were two.

“Well, I’m still planning to get married on this trip,” Kaoruko said, turning to Mahiru.

Mahiru took a step backwards. “Ummm. Well, we don’t have anyone to officiate anymore, so…”

“I think that’s fine,” Kaoruko said, taking a step closer to Mahiru. “If there’s no one to officiate, then there’s also no one to complain.”

Mahiru’s heels were at the edge of the raft. One more step and she’d tumble into the water. She had to do something - but what?

“I…. I have a confession to make!” she shouted. Kaoruko paused, eyebrows raised.

“Oh?”

“Yes!” Mahiru nodded seriously. “I will only marry someone who can beat me in a wrestling match!”

Kaoruko paled, fear flashing across her face. “Wait-”

Back on shore, Junna looked up from her frog hunting just in time to see Mahiru tackle Kaoruko across the raft, the two of them tumbling into the water, Kaoruko’s shriek piercing the air. Then all was still, almost picturesque, an empty raft floating quietly in a lake. Junna decided she didn’t want to know what had gone down in her absence.

“Nana, I’m never saying no to frog hunting again.”

“Great!” Nana beamed at her, holding out her newest catch, a small speckled toad. “What should we name this one?”

Junna frowned. “Isn’t that Shakespeare again?”

“No, no! Shakespeare was smaller.”

“I see,” Junna said, not seeing at all. How Nana managed to keep track of the dozen frogs she’d found so far, Junna didn’t know. “How about…. Anne Hathaway?”

“Isn’t that some American actress?”

“Yes. But it’s also the name of Shakespeare’s wife.”

“Oh! That’s great, Junna-chan! Let me find Shakespeare again, I have to introduce them!” Nana bounded off through the reeds, Anne Hathaway carefully cradled in her hands. Junna watched her go with a fond, if exasperated, smile.

“Alright,” she muttered to herself, standing up and looking across the water. “Time to make sure the rest of these idiots haven’t drowned themselves.”

Said idiots were all treading water in the middle of the lake, pondweed tangled in their hair and algae freckling their skin with green.

“I can’t believe you betrayed me like that!” Claudine complained, glaring at Hikari. “We were supposed to be powerful together!”

“Kaoruko told me to eat you.”

“And you listened!?”

Hikari shrugged.

“Speaking of listening to bad suggestions,” Maya said, frowning at Karen.

“You don’t say no to sacrifice!” Karen declared.

“Exactly!” Futaba agreed. “Especially when that sacrifice is heroic.”

“My hero,” Kaoruko said, swimming over to Futaba and clinging to her arm.

Mahiru sighed. “I’m going back to the raft.”

“I wouldn’t, if I were you,” Claudine said, nodding her head in that direction. The group turned to look, then immediately turned right back around.

“Maybe if we pretend we didn’t see her,” Karen whispered, “she won’t notice us.”

“No way, she has her glasses on this time, we’re done for,” Futaba moaned.

“I don’t know why you’re complaining, Futaba-han,” Kaoruko said, cowering behind her, “You’re not the one she gets mad at!”

Claudine hummed in thought. “You know, Karen, I’m thinking we should go the sacrifice route again.”

Maya nodded. “This time I agree.”

“Aye-aye, captain!”

“Wait! No!” Kaoruko cried out as Karen grabbed hold of her and began dragging her to the raft, where an expectant Junna was waiting with her hands on her hips.

“Ah, Karen-chan, maybe you shouldn’t…” Mahiru trailed off, wincing.

“No, this is good,” Hikari said. “We can sacrifice both of them now.”

“Karen! Hanayagi!” Junna said, her voice loud enough to carry to the rest of the group. “What do you think you’re doing?”

“It was Kaoruko-chan’s idea--”

“Karen-han tackled Tendo-han--”

“Stop, stop.” Junna rubbed the sides of her head, already feeling a headache form. “One at a time. And the rest of you, come over here too.”

“Yes, Dad,” Claudine muttered as they paddled over to the raft.

“I heard that.”

Claudine made a face, sticking her tongue out. Maya giggled. When the entire group was assembled on the raft again, Junna asked, “Okay. Who is going to explain what happened?”

The girls looked at each other, none willing to speak up. Finally Maya poked Karen in the back, whispering something about sacrifices.

“Right!” Karen said, jumping to her feet. “See, Kaoruko-chan said we should do an improv play. So I decided to be captain of our boat, but Futaba-chan got mad because I stranded everyone in the ocean and she wanted to get married to Kaoruko-chan, but then we realized that Hikari-chan was being a shark, so I tackled Maya-chan to sacrifice her, and we both got eaten!”

Kaoruko picked up the story next, after a pointed look from Futaba. “Our dear Kuro-han then told us she was married to Shark Hikari-han, so I told Hikari-han to eat her, as any proper wife should, and then Futaba-han bravely jumped in to fight her, and then Mahiru-han tried to propose to me by wrestling me, and then we both fell off the ship!”

Everyone looked at Junna with determined faces, ready to defend their play. Junna stared back at them, open mouthed. It took several moments for her to collect her thoughts.

“So… You’re telling me… That we go to the most prestigious theater academy in the country… and this is the best improv play you could come up with?”

Everyone turned away, making various awkward faces as they tried to avoid eye contact with their disappointed pseudo father figure.

“So,” Futaba said, attempting to give a normal, friendly smile that didn’t show her embarrassment, “how’d the frog hunting go?”

Junna let out a long sigh. “Nana found 13 different frogs and has started weaving grass into little hats for them to wear.”

“God. Nana is really just the cutest person in the world, isn’t she,” Claudine said, shaking her head.

“It’s certainly impressive,” Maya agreed. “She’s still planning on cooking dinner, yes?”

“That depends. Have you caught any fish yet?” Junna asked, the silence confirming the answer she already knew.

“Okay!” Mahiru decided, taking charge. “Let’s get back to it! Maya-chan, I’ll untangle your fishing rod. Hikari-chan, stay out of the water, okay?”

“But-”

“You’re probably scaring all the fish away! If you want to swim, do it somewhere else.”

Hikari pouted, taking a pole and moving to the edge of the raft. The rest of the group followed suit, Karen and Futaba joining her. Mahiru took Maya to the other side, getting to work on the tangled fishing line. Junna and Claudine returned to their original spot, Kaoruko flopping down beside them.

“You’re not going to help?” Claudine asked.

“Of course not! Futaba-han is the one who does the fishing. I’m the one who does the eating.”

“It’s always eating with you, isn’t it?”

“Yes. Speaking of which, Junna-han, I’ve always wondered, does Banana-han taste like bananas?”

“I wouldn’t know,” Junna said, voice surprisingly steady for her red face. “I’ve never eaten a banana in my life.”

Claudine snorted. “Don’t let Nana hear that. She’ll cry.”

“Ugh. You’re so boring today, Junna-han.”

“Alright, Maya-chan,” Mahiru said, handing Maya her detangled rod. “Just throw the hook into the water.”

“That’s all?” At Mahiru’s nod, Maya tossed the hook as best as she could. It landed with a sad plop a foot away from the raft.

“Try… throwing it a little harder than that,” Mahiru suggested. “Like a baseball!”

“A what?”

“A… baseball?”

Maya gave Mahiru a blank look. Mahiru was starting to get very concerned.

“How about… I’ll cast the line, and you can reel it in once we get a bite?”

Maya nodded, gladly relinquishing control.

“Hey! Hey! I got one!” Futaba shouted, a fish dangling from her line. “Look at that! Hey, Junna! You gotta measure it!”

Futaba bounded across the raft and shoved the fish in Junna’s face. Junna grimaced. “A little less enthusiasm, Isurugi, please.” Junna gingerly took the fish and pulled out her pocket ruler. “It’s about… six inches.”

“Six inches! Nice!”

Futaba ran over to their bucket and threw it the fish in, watching in awe as it started swimming around. Junna wrote down the exact measurement in her notebook, marking Futaba’s name with a star. She was the current winner. Claudine leaned over and whispered in her ear, “Do we tell Futaba that six inches is the smallest thing she can catch in this lake?”

“No,” Junna whispered back, “she’s already short enough. We don’t need to shrink her ego too.”

The fish started coming quick after that. Mahiru and Maya pulled in an eight inch one, topping the leaderboard for an hour. Karen was winning in terms of amounts, catching fish twice as fast as the rest of the group. There were whispers going around the raft that she was catching the same one, throwing it back in already on her hook. Their bucket kept filling up, though, two dozen small fish swimming in circles, scales flashing in the light.

“We should start cooking these,” Maya said, depositing her latest catch. “I’ll bring them over to Daiba-san.”

“Careful,” Claudine said, “she probably has a frog army at this point.”

“But they’re all wearing cute hats,” Mahiru reminded them. “So it’s okay.”

“Please make sure she hasn’t tried to become one with the frogs again,” Junna said, looking over at the shore with a frown on her face.

“Again?” Maya asked.

“Let’s not talk about it.”

Maya left for shore, bucket held above her head. She set it on the beach, next to their little grill, and headed off into the reeds to look for Nana. The croaking led Maya right to her.

Nana was crouched in a little clearing, several driftwood structures in front of her. It looked like a little village, complete with walkways and road signs. Frogs and toads of all kinds covered the ground. each one wearing a small grass hat. There must have been close to 50. Nana was moving them about, humming to herself. Maya took it all in wordlessly, then turned around and left. She’d come back to this later.

“You know,” Claudine said, “I’ve been thinking we should ban Nana from frogs. I think she’s too into them.”

“I think it’s kinda cute,” Junna said.

“Sure you would. But did you hear what she told me the other day? She told me the frogs watched over my dreams and then sang her songs to tell her what they learned. That’s terrifying.”

Junna paused for a moment. “Okay, maybe you have a point.”

“Yes! Catch number 13!” Karen held up her newest fish and twirled around. “Aijo Karen, the best fisher girl in the world!”

Mahiru clapped politely. Junna sighed.

"I think I’m done with this," she said, getting to her feet.

"What, annoyed that Karen is having more luck than you?" Claudine asked.

"Yes.” Despite her best efforts, Junna hadn’t managed to catch a single fish in the entire two hours. No matter. She didn’t need a fishing rod to fish. “Kagura?" Junna held out her hand. Seconds later and a knife was in her grasp. Junna slid into the water and took off for shore.

"What is she doing?" Futaba asked.

"Trying to stab the fish?" Hikari suggested.

"More importantly," Claudine said, watching the awkward doggy paddle Junna had to use to keep her glasses above water, "why didn’t she bring her contacts?"

“I don’t think JunJun owns contacts,” Karen says.

"What?"

"Yeah, she says they’re annoying."

Maya frowned. "Wasn’t she wearing contacts during Starlight?"

"Nope!"

"So you’re saying that she was essentially blind the entire time?"

"Probably!"

"Oh, man," Futaba laughed. "That’s hardcore!"

"That explains why she was so insistent that the set pieces were placed in the exact same spot every time," Mahiru realized. Futaba started laughing harder.

"And why she ran right into the stairs when we moved them 2 inches forward!"

"What a loser," Kaoruko said.

"No, I’d say that’s very impressive," Maya said

"Don’t tell me," Claudine guessed, "you’re going to start practicing with a blindfold now, aren’t you."

"I was thinking about it."

"Oh my god."

“Oh?” Kaoruko asked. “I thought you’d be into blindfolded practice, Kuro-han.”

“Kaoruko, I’m going to push you off this raft soon.”

“Um, Daiba-san,” Maya said, back on shore. “Are you busy?”

“Hmm?” Nana looked up from her frogs. The village had grown in the fifteen minutes Maya had been gone, and now included a little driftwood castle. As best as Maya could tell, Nana was roleplaying a princess rescue, one frog trapped high up on the castle with a little grass crown, the other hopping along the ground and fighting the guards with its little grass sword.

Maya had no idea how to react to this scenario. She’d rather go back to the raft and learn about baseball. “We were… thinking of cooking soon. Did you want to help?”

“Oh! Of course!” Nana put down the seven frogs she was holding and tapped them on their heads. “Be safe now, okay?” Maya breathed a sigh of relief, leading Nana back to the grill.

“Were you able to catch a lot fish?” Nana asked.

“Somehow we managed.”

“Great!” Nana inspected the bucket, letting the smallest ones go free and passing the larger ones to Maya. The two of them set about to cleaning and cooking the fish.

Back on the raft, Kaoruko was getting bored.

“Futaba-haaaaan,” she called out, rolling across the wood to where Futaba was sitting. “I’m done with fishing.”

“Have you even touched a fishing rod yet?”

“No. I’m a lesbian, I don’t do that.”

Futaba turned around to high five her. “If I let you sit in my lap, will you be patient?”

“Yes!” Kaoruko scooted over and gladly took up her favorite position, head resting on Futaba’s legs.

“Oh! Me too!” Karen said. She laid down in the middle of raft, head resting on Kaoruko’s stomach. “Ahh~ This is nice.”

Mahiru and Hikari looked at each other and shrugged, joining the pile, Mahiru in Karen’s lap and Hikari in hers. Claudine looked over at the cluster of people.

“Wow. We’re all just abandoning fishing now, are we?”

“Yeah,” Futaba said, setting her rod aside and falling backwards. She landed on Mahiru’s stomach, sharing the space with Hikari.

“Hmph. That’s fine. If there’s no one left in the competition, then I’m the automatic winner!” Claudine pulled in a medium sized fish and tossed it in the bucket.

“Nice one, Kuro,” Futaba said. “Where’d you learn to fish so well?”

“Oh, you know. Hey- Looks like Junna is finally coming back.”

“Is she… carrying a bunch of sticks?�� Mahiru asked.

“Alright, I’m ready to fish,” Junna said as she reached the raft, pulling herself up. She was indeed carrying several sticks, each sharpened to a point, as well as a larger wooden creation.

“Did you… make yourself a bow?” Claudine asked, dumbfounded.

“Yes.” Junna dried the wood off with her shirt and tested the string, nodding proudly as it vibrated the way she wanted.

“But. How?”

“It’s not that hard. You just need a knife and the proper tree.”

“Junna, you’re a menace.”

“Are you going to shoot the fish?” Futaba asked, looking eager.

“Yes,” Junna answered again. The rest of the girls sat up, moving closer to watch Junna at work. Junna picked up one of her makeshift arrows and pulled the bowstring back. She’d have to be careful. Without feathers, the arrows would fly differently. There was refraction to take into account as well. That was fine. Junna had calculated harder angles. She spied her target, several feet below the surface, and let the arrow fly.

A fish floated to the surface.

“Incroyable!”

“That was amazing!”

“JunJun, you’re the best!”

“See?” Junna said, looking smug. “Who needs a fishing rod to fish?”

“Am I allowed to stab fish with a knife now?” Hikari asked Mahiru.

“No.”

Nana arrived a short while later, swimming over with Maya sitting gracefully on her back, carrying the tray of food. The smell reached the girls well before the food did, their stomachs growling. Pretending to fish all day was hungry work.

“Dinner time!” Nana called. “I’ve got nine hot plates of Banana Grilled Fish!”

“Yeah!” the group shouted, rushing to take their share. It was delicious, as was everything Nana cooked

“Mm, Banana, you’re the best,” Futaba mumbled around a mouthful of fish.

“Did you bring one of your frogs with you?” Junna asked, spying a patch of green on top of Nana’s head.

“Yes! I didn’t want Anne to be lonely.”

“What happened to Shakespeare?”

“She ate him.”

“...Ah.”

Claudine frowned at the pair. “Do I want to know what you two are talking about?”

“No,” Maya answered, thinking of the frog village, “you don’t.”

“Hey, JunJun! Who won the fishing contest?”

“Me, right?” Futaba asked. “My first one was pretty big.”

Junna flipped through her notebook, scanning through the numbers. “I won.”

“What?”

“I won.”

“You only caught two fish!” Claudine protested. “And you shot those with arrows!”

“And I aimed well!”

“Congrats, Junna-chan!” Nana gave a big smile.

“Yeah, congrats,” Claudine said, making eye contact with Karen. “And you know what they say: the winner is the sacrifice.”

“What?”

“I’m on it!”

“Karen!”

Karen tackled Junna right off the edge. They landed with a loud splash, quickly sinking below the surface as Junna tried desperately to fight off Karen. None of the girls reacted.

“Sacrifice?” Nana asked.

“Oh, you know,” Claudine answered.

#shoujo kageki revue starlight #revue starlight #my stuff #ro fic #junna actually has a good time in this one!#mostly #maybe like 80% of a good time #thats a solid start

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Yaoi/Shounen-ai ヾ(≧∇≦*)ゝ

I won’t be updating this post anymore hehe instead, newly read BL will be posted here (under the tag ‘rec’). Happy reading!

SHOUNEN-AI MANHWA

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💖•Meeting Him (completed)- tHIS IS A CUUUUUUUUUUTE ONE. Especially the seme :(( the plot is clearly inspired from Kdramas, royal person from the past is suddenly transported to present day. However, despite it being completed maraming unresolved things abt the story in the end, yun lang downside for me haha.

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💖•Cry For Me (ongoing, yaoi) -ANG CUTE NG ART TAPOS PATI YUNG CHARACTERS HUHU THEY ARE SO PRECIOUS AND CHILL AND THIS IS A VERY NICE READ TALAGA :(( 💜

💖 •Men’s Wear Store and “Her Royal Highness” (ongoing, shounen ai) -HOYYY ANG CUTE NETO EWAN KO BA? TRIP NA TRIP KO ‘TOOOO HUHUHU CUTIE NILA GRABEHHH,, im not a fan of crossdressing pero this story made me see the light! hahaha pls read if u can it is really good 💜

💖 •Here U Are (ongoing, shounen ai,,, for now? haha)-The art is soooooo fcking good ?? ugh 👌 yung story din? it is 👌 👌 👌 BACK THEN DI KO MASYADO TRIP TO TBH,, PERO NGAYONG BINASA KO YUNG LATEST CHAPTERS I FELL IN LOVE HUHUHUHU PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS SOOOO GOOD :(( 💜

asldjhasjkas in case u didn’t notice, lahat ng manhuas na nabasa ko love na love ko. i think the chinese peeps have a talent for creating great yaoi (art + story) ganon huhu ok skl

WEBTOON (all shounen-ai)

💖•That Awkward Magic! (ongoing)-aNG CUTE NG DALAWANG ITO AAAAAAA 💜 💜 💜 , one of the works wherein the seme is really, very, truly, boyfriend material. Dream boy ganon /sighs/

•My Weird Roommate (ongoing) -yeeeees hit me with that cliche trope, we all need cliches

🔞👀 manhwa

💖•Killing Stalking (completed)-SO FUCKED UP BUT SO DAMN GOOD GRABE 😩👌 NO WORDS NEEDED 💯 i cried at the last chapter :))

💖•Youjin (completed)-Such a good but short read! HAHAHAHA idk man nagenjoy ako dito ng bongga,, the only problem is that kokonti chapters and it’s already completed huhu. Highly suggested! 💜

• 💖 Love Is An Illusion (ongoing)-ABO dynamics! kala ko sa fanfics ko lang 'to makikita lol and the artwork is niiiiice! 👀👌

• 💖 Sign (ongoing)-The story is about a deaf cafe owner and a guy who has,,, like,,, a fetish for the deaf cafe owner’s voice akdjaskdh. It’s new and interesting 💜

•Window Beyond Window (completed)-GRABEH TOH ANOH,, BASTA MALALAMAN NIYO DIN BAKIT GANYAN REACTION KO WHEN U READ IT HAHAHAHA GRABEH PO TALAGAH ARAW ARAW SILA HAHAHAHA. This is like a prequel to “Room to Room”

•How Sweet is a Sugar Daddy? (completed) -THE DIALOGUES ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD. Nakailang screenshots ako dito. And,, idk ha para saken ang hot nung seme, like one of the hottest 😩🔥

• 💖 BJ Alex (completed) -weLllLlL ang fanfic ng dating nito (i mean,,, handsome camboy is a campus crush? dibUH hahaha)

•Lover Boy (completed)- ISANG TELESERYE,, DAMING PINAGDAANAN HAHAHA,, oh and Eunho (a main character) reminds me of Jungkook,, just sayin 👀 isa din tong gRaBeHh btw lol

•From Points of Three (completed)-Mej madrama yung seme at uke dito, ewan ko sa kanila dami nilang alam HAHAHA,, but it’s entertaining lmaO. (there’s a threesome here, not too much tho, light lang. This ain’t polyamory tho, pero if di niyo trip yun, ayan nawarn ko na kayo haha)

•I'm Yours, Blood and Soul (completed) -type ko 'to, basta type ko siya hahaha it's an easy read for me hehe cutie

•My Last Love Scenario (completed) -Established relationship!! I read this before the prequel so mej bobo ako don hakhak. prequel

•Wolf in the House (ongoing) -BEXAN! 💜 SIBERIAN HUSKY! uwu

•Make Me Bark (completed) -a lighthearted read,, typical yaoi with good graphics u know hahaha

💖Totally Captivated - AHHHHH this manhwa got mE totally captivated grrrr. A yaoi that ACTUALLY works well with action. This is great if you want a lengthy read na di ka mabibitin!

manga (mostly 🔞)

💖•Ten Count -wooooop 👉👉👀👀👌👌 chos di lang yon ofc the plot got me hooked too, this is rly good!

💖•Life Senjou no Bokura (completed) -UMIYAK AKO BRUH DI KO INEXPECT YON 😭 I CRYYYYYY SHEEEEEEEEET MUST READ IT'S BEAUTIFUL PRAMIS U WON’T REGRET READING THIS 😭👌💜

💖•Honto Yajuu (ongoing)- I LOVE THIIIIS GRABEE (icon ko sila d2 sa tumblr so halata naman jadhasdkh) THEY’RE SO PRECIOUS 😢 💜 ❤️🧡💛 My all time fave yaoi manga talaga (as of now)!! hehehe. As in, idk tuwang tuwa ako sa couple na ‘to because they show such a loving and healthy relationship hehe.

💖•Yatamomo- pROTECT THIS COUPLE EWAN KO HA MOMO IS...UGHHHHH 😢💜 Comedy but if u look closer grabe basta huhu it might seem like comedy and sex pero sHUCKS SILA I LOVED THIS 🧡💛

💖•Fushidara na Hanatsumi Otoko (completed)- This features a good relationship, likeable characters, and is very pleasing to read so it’s sad to know na mej underrated to huhu 😢💜 A very good read!! 💛

💖•Gunjou no Subete- slightly painful but my heart felt fULL after reading this ahhhhh 💜

•Labradorescence- A doctor and a photographer, ahh yes, slice of life of two adults uwu

•Kocchi Muite Waratte- Co-workers!! Cute confessions and relatable inner dialogues! 💜

•No.6 -A plot heavy story na di super focused on romance,, BUT IT’S THERE AND THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND THE PLOT IS GOOD SOOOO yeah it’s a good read!

•Super Lovers -aAaAaAH Ren the cutie pie uwu,, for those who are bothered by age gaps,, this ain’t for u lol. Also this is (kinda) slow burn! For those who don’t know what that is igoogle niyo nalang hahaha basta ayon, more on slice of life siya,, as in showing the daily lives of the characters etc. etc.

•Konya mo Nemurenai -CUTIE NILAAAA 💜 THERE'RE DEMONS IN THIS MANGA AND THEY CHILL AF COZ..u know,, manga.

sequel:

•Jackass! -A fun and easy read hehehe and idk ha trip ko pagka drawing sa characters 👀👌

💖•Sasaki to Miyano (ongoing)- I AM IN LOOOOVE WITH THIS MANGA!! I LOVE IT WITH A PASSION 🔥💜 para siyang typical na tropahan ng guys sa anime bUT WITH ROMANCE,, yung SHOUJO MANGA type na romance huhuhu a must read! Warning tho, matagal tagal mag update :((

💖•Yoidore Koi o Sezu (completed, yaoi)- Saglitan sa’kin ‘to hahaha, it is very very very nice! Good romance, good sex, good story, aHhhh a good read! 💜

💖•Shiba-kun to Sheperd-san (ongoing, yaoi)- tHERE IS A CUTE DOG HERE GRABE GRRRR. PATI YUNG MAGJOWA DITO VV CUTIEEE. Kaso another one na mabagal bagal magupdate zzz but still! A cute read! uwu

💖•Sayonara Alpha (completed, yaoi)- ABO!Dynamics mej nakaka loka siya kasi parang kakatok na yung FBI maya maya sa pintuan habang binabasa ko ‘to asldjnanskjdadjjasjk. but don’t worry! hindi siya (totally) shotacon! AND I ACTUALLY LIKED HOW UNIQUE IT IS EWAN OK NAGENJOY AKO HAHAHA BASTA BASAHIN NIYO TO KNOW WHY TF IT IS SO UNIQUE HAHAHA.

💖•Itsuka koi ni naru made (ongoing, yaoi)- i think i have a thing for unrequited love between best friends asldjaskjdhadh. Ok ang cliche nito tbh pero iDK WE ALL NEED CLICHES EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE AND THIS IS A GOOD ONE hehez.

This has a sequel, and apparently it’s good! at nakakaloka completed ang sequel pero yung prequel hindi grr (di ko pa nababasa coz habang inuupdate ko to tsaka ko lang nalaman lmao):

•Kazoku Ni Narouyo (mangarock says it’s ongoing, but mangago says it’s completed sO don ako sa completed HAHAHA)

💖•Usagi Otoko Tora Otoko (completed)- HOY ANG PURE NITO. VERY WHOLESOME. GRABE MY HART OK. The couple is so precious and cute huhu PLEASE READ THIS IT IS GOOD FOR UR HEART :”(( 💜

•Hatsukoi- The characters OBVIOUSLY look like kageyama and hinata, pero since the author used different names, hindi ko siya icoconsider na doujinshi out of respect hahaha. NAPUYAT AKO NETO COZ IT WAS INTERESTING AF.

💖 •(haikyuu!dj) Pinky Promise with My Boyfriend the King (completed, shounen ai) -BASAHIN MO FUUUUUUUUUUUKK SO MUCH MOE DLADASFASJDLASKJDAS

•(haikyuu!dj) Hatsukoi Combat (one-shot, shounen ai)-AAAH ANG CUTE POTEK I LOVE KAGEHINA SO MUCH OK I HAD TO 😭

•(haikyuu!dj) Tatoeba (one-shot, shounen ai), -FAVE PAIRING KO TALAGA KUROKEN SKL OK I LOVE THEM KASO DI GANUN KARAMI FANFICS and DOUJINSHI NILA :(( (one-shot)

•(haikyuu!dj) Precious Inversion (one-shot, shounen ai) -AAH another cute one ugH KageHina is precious af ok,, appreciate ✊️😩

I hope you found something to your liking! 💜 Again, I will no longer be updating this post but for my new recommendations, I’ll be posting it under the tag: ‘rec’. Happy reading! 🙆💋

#yaoi #rec #shounen ai #ongoing #completed

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sassylavellen · 6 years

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A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE.

Repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. if you fail to achieve some of the facts, add some others of your own! when you’re done, tag 15 other people to do the same!

I was tagged by the beautiful @capricornrainstorm! Thanks, lovley!

NAME: Evelyn Lavellan

NICKNAME: As the title of this blog suggests, Varric’s nickname for her is “Sassy”.

AGE: She was 17 at the time of Origins, 27 at the time of Inquisition, 29 at the time of Trespasser

SPECIES: Dalish Elf

GENDER: Female

ORIENTATION: Heterosexual/ Monogamous

INTERESTS, HOBBIES, PASTIMES: Evelyn taught herself swordplay, which took years and she developed her own fighting style. Even after mastering it, she continued to practice, until it became second nature to her. Once she became Inquisitor, she took it to the next level and added strength training to her routine. Eventually she began learning hand-to-hand combat when she thought she could not learn any more with a sword. These lessons ended abruptly after the events of Trespasser. Not too long afterwards, she became a mother and had to train herself how to be a parent with only one arm.

I once tried to write a story about Evelyn adjusting to life as a mother after the birth of her firstborn, but then I tried to imagine her trying to hold her baby with only one arm, came to the conclusion that she would be terrified of dropping him, and therefore would be too afraid to hold him and it broke my heart and never finished writing it.

PROFESSION: After she left her clan at age 17, she found odd jobs all around Ostwick as a mercenary until she was 25 when she met Holli Trevelyan and was hired to train her as a warrior. After disbanding the Inquisition, she still more or less lead the underground resistance, but delegated a lot of her duties to Harding, Charter, and other trusted recruits. She now devotes most of her time to her children.

BODY TYPE: She’s very tall and very thin. As a teenager and into her early twenties, she was quite gangly. After becoming Inquisitor, she became very muscular.

EYES: She has greenish-brown eyes. When she was a child, her eyes were more brown, but as she grew up her eyes got more green.

HAIR: Aubrun. ITS NOT RED GUYS. (everyone seems to think I have a thing for redheads. This started as a joke, I really have no hair color preference.)

SKIN: Evelyn has fair skin, but has freckles on her face, arms, and chest. She has a scar on her forehead and another on her left shoulder.

HEIGHT: 6ft 2in / 188 cm

COMPANIONS: She may have her inner circle, but she won’t go anywhere without Cassadra, Sera, and Dorian. Prior to Inquisition, she traveled with Holli and Stephen Trevelyan.

ANTAGONISTS: Wellllll I have mentioned and hinted at stuff for my fic in this post, but I am not going to reveal the villain of the fic just yet. One because I don’t want to spoil it and two because I’m still developing them. Soooo I’m gonna be unoriginal and just say Corypheus.

COLOURS: Her favorite colors are purple and green.

SMELLS: @capricornrainstorm I too have a really bad sense of smell lol I also have a bad memory of which OC had which favorite smell, I know I did it at one point... I legit don’t remember if Evie’s favorite smell was the smell of the air before the rain or freshly baked bread... I think it was the rain? Idk I haven’t made this part canon lol

FRUITS: Apples. She had never had them before moving to Ostwick.

DRINKS: Brandy or whiskey.

ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: Sweet wines and mead

SMOKES?: It’s a big running joke that she has an obsession or maybe even addiction to elfroot, but it’s not true. She has never smoked in her life, but she does pick them whenever she can because she is a hoarder and obsessively picks things up.

DRUGS?: Once again, she does not use elfroot as a drug.

DRIVER’S LICENSE: She is a very skilled rider of horses. She had a trusted steed named Shadow. I’ll tag @gugle1980 @shannaraisles @seboostianillustrations and new blog @mylavellanclan! No obligations, of course! :)

#Evelyn Lavellan #My OCs

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missizzymiss-blog · 6 years

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This might be TMI but oh wellllll

So I used to have braces and for some reasonnnnnn my orthodontist was like "hmm nope! Let's toture her some more and give her a retainer to wear for THE REST OF HER LIFE!" anyway I broke mine about 3 times and my mom finally got so mad she bought YET ANOTHER ONE (and you have ever had to wear a retainer then you know 1. How uncomf they are. 2. How unnecessarily expensive they are) and said if I don't wear it everyday I have to mow the lawn EVERY OTHER WEEK OF SUMMER. Well ya see I'm not a outdoors person. Quite the opposite. Like hey! I'm down if you wanna give me indoor cleaning. (I do that anyway already) but no. She gives me the one thing I hate the most. BEING OUTSIDE. And in this heat? Yah no that's not happening soooo this is what I have been doing for the past month.

Mom: ISABEL (my real name) REMEMBER TO WEAR YOUR RETAINER!

Me: OKAY!!!!!!

~that night~

*washes face and brushes teeth*

Me: *stares at retainer *

Me: okay. It can't really be that bad. Just wear the damn retainer Isabella!

Me: *puts in retainer *

Has it in for 3.5 seconds.

Me: NOPE! CAN'T DO IT. I REFUSE I REFUSE I REFUSE I REFUSE I REFUSE! gross.

Me: okay *puts retainer back in case* I'll wake up early before my mom wakes me up and she will never know! Yah.. That's what I'll do.. yah.

#storyofmylife

Ps. If your someone who dosnt mind wearing a retainer then I envy you. So much.

#storyofmylife #why am i like this #why #why do i do this to myself

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masksandtruths · 6 years

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Tag Game

Rules: Tag some people you want to get to know better. I was tagged by @yourewelcomeforbeingmyfriend @there-must-be-a-lock @atwistoffate

Appearance:

I’m 5′4. Except for my mom, everyone in my family is very tall. We got stuck with the short gene.

Brown hair naturally, but it's been blonde and auburn and almost black. It's kind of wavy. I can scrunch it or curl it or straighten it so that's nice, but I don't know how to do much else. Hairstyling is NOT my forte.

Brown eyes. As I used to say as a kid, "Got em from my daddy but my mama put em in." Long eyelashes...this is one thing I've always liked about myself.

Big ole head haha...my uncle called me E.T. as a kid. I like to think it's just full of brains. Ya feel me @escabell.

I'm...ummm...how do I say this...I have a bit of junk in my trunk, maybe? Or I'm a tad thick? I work out regularly but that's not going anywhere or changing anytime soon lol. Good thing my husband likes it ;)

Personality:

I like to think of myself as kind and understanding. My mom always drilled on me to think before I said or did or made decisions about things, so I'm pretty rational even in intense situations. She always told me to think about others and to try to see it from their perspective and understand their motives and intentions, and I'll always be grateful for that. Even when my temper flares (which is pretty often thanks to my dad), I can control it well and calm myself down. I love making people happy and learning all about them.

I'm a total nerd and I’m okay with that. When I find something that interests me or a new hobby, I read and research all sorts of stuff (which is what led me to Tumblr after I started watching Supernatural).

I love laughing, even if it’s at myself. I try to find joy in every single day.

I work in sales and deal with people all day every day, so when I’m out of the office, I’m a little antisocial. I can handle being in crowds and may appear to be extroverted, but I think I’m more of an introvert at heart. I’d take my husband, my dogs, and a good book or game or tv show over a fancy party ANY day.

Ability:

Oh lort...wellllll...let’s see.

I’m semi-athletic (I say semi because I am also skilled at tripping over flat surfaces). Played softball and volleyball in high school. Grew up riding cutting horses. I workout a lot. I scuba dive and snowboard.

Also, it appears that a few folks on here believe I’m a decent writer.

I can pencil sketch a little bit.

Pretty decent shot with a rifle.

I manage a small business with a couple employees and do well under pressure.

I always enjoyed doing plays and speaking contests in high school and college, and did well at both, so I guess I could add public speaking.

Just got into baking and have gotten decent at pies and a few cakes.

Ummmm...that’s all I can think of right now so moving on!

Hobbies:

Reading, writing, watching tv/movies, working out, snowboarding, scuba diving, riding four wheelers, riding jet skis, riding horses, playing softball, shooting guns, fishing, eating, baking, going to plays, traveling, hanging out with family/close friends.

Experiences:

Hmmm...

Won state competitions in FFA and FCCLA in high school and got to compete at Nationals.

Completed college at Texas A&M and did internships in Dallas and in Washington DC before moving to Houston for work. I got to fly all over the county for that job, which was pretty cool at times.

I’ve traveled to St. Lucia,Turks and Caicos, Belize, Jamaica, the Cayman Islands and several places in Mexico over the years, but have yet to make it to South America or “overseas”. I have lots of places on my bucketlist though.

I’ve traveled to most states within the U.S. at one time or another.

I feel like I’ve done a lot, but none of it really seems noteworthy enough to include here haha

My life:

My life isn’t too terribly thrilling but I love it. I work really hard to make my dad proud of the job I’m doing with the business he started, and we’ve won several awards in the years since I moved home, so that means a lot to me.

I grew up on ranches. Both my dad’s and my mom’s side of the family own land, and now I’m starting to help with them as well. We raise pecans, and cattle and horses and have to manage lots of people and paperwork regarding mineral rights on the acreage. I ran a tractor and mowed some pasture for the first time this fall...whoop whoop.

I adore my family...well most of them. parents, surviving grandparents, a few cousins, some aunts and uncles, my in-laws, my little sis, my niece and nephew.)

My husband is absolutely “my person”. He’s almost as big of a nerd as I am, and he loves and supports me unconditionally.

I have three dogs that are my fur children and always make me happy.

We try to travel several times a year. One trip is usually for snowboarding, another for scuba, and then a few smaller trips here or there when we can.

Gosh...that all sounds really boring...soooo NEXT!

Random Stuff:

I was an only child until I was 17. My dad had recently gotten remarried and they had my little sis. I love that little nerd and she makes me so proud!

I don’t even know what else to put here. I think my brain is fried.

I’m also not going to tag anyone because I want any of my followers/friends that want to participate in this to do so and feel free to tag me. I would LOVE to know about every single one of you. Happy answering! Muah!!

#rae responds #things i am tagged in #i failed #this was harder than i thought #that's what she said #whatever #i'm done

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imfucking-magical · 7 years

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Only a recruit pt 2

A/n Hello my peoples my lovelies! Thanks for the awesome feedback on part 1. I have been having more interaction with you guys and I honestly love it. Like hit me up about your day if you want =)

Warnings: Mentions of injury and cursing

Permanent tag list: @softbbyboye @kisshuggay, @gothamsblackqueen@frostbitten-desires, @frostbyte-horan, @allison0609

Temporary tag list: @konomoma, @peter-pan-hoe, @parkermanparkercan @mae-shower

Originally Mr.Stark wanted to fly you out to the tower since you only had a single bag of clothes, but when he saw you shaking he decided to call a car. He walked you down and out of the building and into a flashy car. The suit came off of him and went neatly into a carry on.

“That was cool” You told him pointing to the bag. He didn’t say anything and sat the whole trip silent.

“Soooo... where are we?”

“We are at the Avengers tower.” He said getting out of the car and I followed him.

“Why?”

“Because I’m recruiting you.”

“Why?”

“Because you’re smart beyond your years and we could use someone like you.”

“How did you...”

“Look kid I’m Tony Stark. I can find anything out about anyone or I have people that can. You’re just a high school student, it wasn’t that hard to see your character. Now if you’re done asking questions. You’re room is around the corner and here is a card so you can get whatever you need for your own lab or if you want new clothes or something.” Mr.Stark handed me a credit card.

“Is there something you want me specifically to work on or do I have free reign?” You asked holding the card and trying not to show how excited you are. You could hardly believe it was real.

“Just don’t blow up the building. Try to make useful stuff. Help whenever its needed. Other then that free reign. No illegal stuff tho. You’re still what 14?”

“16.”

“Anyways. Yea and also watch out for the rest of the Avengers. They don’t know about you yet.” Mr.Stark said walking away to another part of the tower. You walked into your room and dropped your stuff down.

The room was huge. “Hello Miss Y/l/n.My name is F.R.I.D.A.Y. Would you like a tour of the tower?”

“Sure, but first is there a lab already here or is there a room where I can set up and order stuff?” You asked taking out your notebook of inventions you have yet to try.

“Of course Miss Y/l/n. There is a room connected to this one that can be set up as a lab or you can work with Mr.Stark and Mr. Banner in the big lab.”

“I’ll set my lab up in the other room. I don’t wanna bother them. Can I have that tour now F.R.I.D.A.Y? You also don’t have to call me ‘Miss Y/l/n. Y/n is okay.”

“Ok Y/n if you follow the arrows to outside the room you will find the kitchen.” Blue arrows lit up on the ground and you followed them to the kitchen. You saw a red and blue suit with curly brown hair in the kitchen. The first Avenger you were going to meet was going to be Spiderman. No one except the Avengers knew who he was.

“Hi.” He jumped and turned around revealing a familar face. “PETER???!!!”

“What are you doing here?” He asked you.

“Me? I’m offended you didn’t tell me! Come on you know me better than anyone. I would not have blown this kind of secret like Ned would.”

“Um....Ned already knows...” You slapped his arm.

“I’m even more offended now.” You joked with him.

“Oww I’m sorry. Now what are you doing here?” He asked.

“I got recruited. Well.... Iron-man destroyed a wall at my old apartment after Jake had shoved me into my experiments and spilled acid onto my arm.”

“WHAT?? Are you ok? Do we need to get you to the medical bay? WHere are you hurt???” He asked looking frantically for any injury.

“Peter.. Peter Im fine I took one of my tablets. My stuff is in my new room. I still can’t believe I’m here. Like this is the Avenger tower. This is where I’m suppose to live now. I don’t think I have to pay rent. Its amazing.” You’re face hurt from how big you were smiling. You no longer had to worry about Jake.

“You’re still gonna go to highschool right?”

“Duh. I have to keep an extra eye out for you now. Can’t let any bad guy hurt my Peter” You said ruffling his hair.

“Staaawwwpp I’m sweaty.”

“Like I care?”

“PETER GET BACK HERE WE STILL HAVE TRAINING!” Captain America yelled walking into the room

“Hey I gotta go, but I’ll catch up with you later yea?”

“Who is that?” He asked.

“Hey I’m Y/n Tony recruited me for science stuff.”

“Is he having you train in fighting too?”

“I don’t know. He didn’t really say much.”

“Might as well join us because you’re probably going to have to learn to fight if you’re part of the team now. You can just watch for right now. I’m Steve by the way.” You followed them into a training room and sat on the floor leaning against the wall.

“You ready for this kid? I’m not gonna go easy on you this time.” Steve said putting his helmet on.

“Bring it.”

Sad to say Peter started to get his ass handed to him, but as you watched you realized that Steve never protected his legs. Well he never protected them because Peter never went for them.

“I thought you said bring it kid?” Steve said laughing.

“Ha ha..” Peter said sarcastically.

“Wait time out Steve.” You told him before Peter got his ass handed to him.

“There are no time outs in a fight.” Steve said and you walked over to Peter who was now standing confused.

“Go for his legs.” You whispered to Peter.

“What?”

“Just do it. Fake him out then take him out with his legs.” Steve looked at you suspiciously as you whispered to Peter. Peter nodded and you went back to your spot on the floor.

The fight continued and Peter did as you said knocking Steve on his ass.

“You want me to ease up a bit Cap?” Peter asked laughing.

“I don’t know what she told you, but I know she helped somehow.”

“I’m an innocent bystander I don’t know what you mean.” You told him smiling.

“What did you tell him?”

“I just told him the one spot you never seemed to guard. If its any consolation Peter never guards his face so you could probably get a few head shots in.”

“Y/N!”

“WhAT? You need to learn your weaknesses.” You told him.

“Don’t you have some sciencey shit to do?” He asked you

“What you don’t want me around anymore?” you fake pouted.

“You still haven’t even met the rest of the team. I also don’t need you to see my ass get kicked anymore by Steve.” Peter told you.

“Steve don’t hurt him too bad. We still have school tomorrow.”

You wandered around the rest of the house and ran into someone. “Oh my gosh I’m so sorry I wasn’t looking where I was going.” You bent down and started to pick up the books and papers that you had knocked out of their hands.

“You must be y/n. Tony said I might run into you. I’m Bruce otherwise known as the Hulk.”

“Yea he kinda just took me in a few hours ago. Quantum physics?” The book you held in your hand was very colorful and heavy.

“We’re working on new weapons for everyone. Tony also told me about your wonder tablet. How exactly does it work?”

You followed Bruce to his lab he shared with Tony and explained how your tablet worked. In short terms it sped up the metabolism to heal wounds. Bruce leaned against one of the work tables and took a sip from his mug.

“I don’t know where Tony is at. We were suppose to finish the project today.”

“Well what does he normally do?”

“He is normally in here or going out to eat.... what time is it? Yea he hasn’t eaten in awhile he probably went somewhere for food.”

“Soo do you know if there is food in the house or do we have to go to a fast food place?”

“We usually have fast food delivered. Now that you mention it I don’t know if we actually have food in the house other than eggs.” Bruce told you.

“Wellllll I want mac and cheese for dinner soooo Imma go to the store. You should come with so we can get actual food in the house instead of take out.”

After about a week you had met everyone on the team and bonded with everyone well. You were also trained for months and worked with Bruce in the lab, but Tony kept his distance. You had gotten used to it thinking he didn’t want to have to deal with another kid since he already had Peter. You didn’t expect much from him, but he still took you in and for that you cared about what he thought. Tonight wasn’t suppose to be any different then every other day, but you decided you would make one last attempt to make nice with him and since everyone else was out doing stuff you were able to go and talk with him. His door was open when you walked around to go find him.

“Tony?” You asked him and he just let out a strangled noise and falling to the ground and crawled away from you. His harsh breathing rang though your ears. He was having a panic attack. Cautiously you walked towards him then sat on the ground in front of him.

“You’re safe you know. What ever you just saw or heard, its not what you thought it was or its not happening now if it was a memory.” You told him, but he didn’t look me in the face.

You took out your phone and put it on your breathing app then handed it to him, he surprisingly took it. His breathing slowed down into an even pace. You left to grab some tea and came back with two mugs.

“Here drink. It’ll calm your nerves.”

“Thank you.” He said taking it with a shaky hand.

“Do you wanna watch a movie or cartoons or go to bed?” You asked and he looked at you skeptically.

“Why are you here? Why aren’t you in bed? Why?” He asked snapping at you.

“Why not?” I asked him.

“No seriously kid why are you here? Why aren’t you with Pepper or something?”

“Can’t you just accept my kindness? You gave me a home.”

“Is that why you’re doing this?”

“No. I know how much a panic attack sucks and how after every one I wished I had someone there to make me not feel so alone.”

“I didn’t have a panic attack.”

“Tony you are shaking for fucks sake. Just stop. Everyone else around here including you acts like your ok. You’re a human being you’re allowed to feel scared, get mad and cry. You had a panic attack. Now do you wanna watch a movie or something or sleep it off?” Tony stared at you dumbfounded.

“....It was Peter...” he said softly.

“What about Peter?” your voice softened.

“He had died before I got to him. I couldn’t go fast enough I couldn’t get to him quick enough...”

“Why don’t you call him?”

“And tell him I had a dream about him dying?”

“No just talk to him. Just so you know he’s ok.”

“If I call him then he’ll know something is wrong.” You rolled your eyes and called Peter on your phone.

“Y/n? What are you doing up so early? Is something wrong?” Peter asked as you put him on speaker. Tony watched the phone as you held it in front of you

“No nothing is wrong I’m sorry for waking you I just wanted to talk to you and see how your day went today since I didn’t go to school today.”

“Nothing much. Flash was asking around for you though. Honestly Y/n you should stop trying to pick a fight with him. He might deck you one of these days.” Peter said.

“Peter no one else is standing up to him.I’m not scared of his fake ass tough guy show.”

Tony looked like he wanted to say something, but closed his mouth. Peter sighed. “Other than that all you missed was Ned laughing to hard he had milk come out his nose because of a joke I told him.”

“What did you say?”

“He had guacamole from cooking class and I told him that his one guacamole was equal to 6.022x10^23 guacas.” Peter gave out a small laugh and you tried to not smile, but couldn’t help it because he was so bad it was good. Tony was smiling too

“Geez Parker is that the best you could do?” You asked

“ Whatever hater I know your smiling on the other side of the phone.” Peter said.

“Ok well I’ll let you get some sleep and I’ll see you at school tomorrow ok?”

“Yea. You should probably get some sleep too.”

“What are you talking about I can totally sleep in class.”

“Sure. Good night Y/n.” You heard him yawn.

“G’night sleepy head.” You told him and hung up.

Tony had finished the rest of his tea.

“Maybe you should get some sleep kid.” Tony said.

“Nah. I’m going to the main room to watch cartoons.” You told him and walked out.

A few minutes later he came and sat in the opposite recliner.

“Tom and Jerry?”

“It was the first cartoon I could find that was on and wasn’t trash.”

“Alright.”

It was about half an hour before we talked again.

“Do you have panic attacks often?” He asked you catching you off guard.

“Sometimes yea. Just depends on the day I’ve had. I don’t know what Peter’s told you, but from what he knows my parents are dead....”

“But they’re aren’t” He said and you nodded. He had looked them up.

“They might as well be. ‘We’ll be back in a few days.’ A postcard shows up about a week later they moved to a different country. I sold most of the stuff they left behind for rent money. I filed for emancipation and the government gave me some money for help and helped me get a job.” You told him watching the tv. He didn’t say anything else and about an hour later you fell asleep.

After that encounter Tony wasn’t as distant as he used to be and actually talked with you and you guys joked around while messing with the stuff in the lab. One night while you guys were working on improving your tablet Steve came barging in.

“There is a situation a few miles from here. Person has been noted as armed and dangerous.”

“Are you up for a mission kid?” Tony asked you

“HELL YEA!”

“Tony she’s just a kid.” Steve said butting in

“Steve have you seen her? We need her out in the field. Even with her age.” Nat told him walking in behind him.

“I got a suit for you kid.”

“You’ve already put thought into her going on a mission with us?” Steve asked.

“She is part of the team Steve. Check it out kid.” A futuristic suit appeared in purple and black. It wasn’t metal like his, but like Spiderman’s suit which was a spandex like material.

“Awesome.”

“Go try it on.”

You came back with the suit on and it felt awesome.

“Lookin good Y/n” Nat said

“It has all of the weapons you created in it plus other things that we will review in the jet.” We started walking to the top of the tower and met up with everyone else.

“Y/n?” Peter asked looking at the suit.

“In the flesh.”

“Wow ummm are you going on the mission with us?”

“Yep lets go!” You said excitedly getting on the jet.

“I still don’t think she’s ready.” Steve mumbled.

“Steve come on she’s pretty kick ass” Peter said making you blush and Tony started to go over what was in your suit.

“Ok everyone ready to drop?” Steve asked.

“What?” You asked and soon everyone was jumping out of the jet. A pair of arms wrapped around you and felt the ground disappear from under you. Peter had grabbed you and he swung from building to building until you guys were finally on the ground.

“Thanks for that.” You told him

“No problem.”

“The news said there was an explosion in this building over here.” Steve said pointing to the worn down and closed building that was falling apart.

“Split up and stay on the radios.”

We split up and you headed to the basement of the building. The thermal vision in the mask showed that there was someone in the room. Slowly you walked up and they turned around.

“Who are you?”

“The name is Jenny.” She said turning around.

“Not much of a super villain name.”

“Because I’m not a super villain. I’m just smart I use to be a scientist at Stark’s company. I was hoping the Avengers would show up. I wanted to tell you guys that I see what’s wrong with the world.”

“Poverty, racism, and the government?”

“The male species.”

“I don’t think you can blame a whole gender for the issues of the world.” You said leaning against the wall.

“You’re female are you not a feminist? How do you not see that the oppressors are the male species?”

“First of all yes I am a feminist and your definition of feminist is actually misandry.” You told her.

“Doesn’t matter its most of them anyway. This serum is going to have them destroy each other. My first test subjects are your friends. All of your other male friends have tripped the wires and been shot. He’s the only one who I haven’t hit yet.” She aimed her gun behind me,I turned seeing Peter was behind me, and fired hitting him right in the shoulder.

“WHAT THE FUCCK LADY???” You shouted at her and went over to see if Peter was ok.

“Peter?” You bent over him only to be socked in the stomach. “Ahhh the hell? Its me???” You held your stomach. He flipped back onto his feet and started swinging.

“Uh oh.”

“You screwed up big time Jenny!” I yelled as I started to dodge Peter by running through the building.

“Peter come on dude its me.” You yelled as you avoided getting webbed going into a bigger room where you saw the Hulk and Steve fighting Wanda and Natasha. Steve saw you and threw his shield at you just missing by a few inches.

Peter had the Hulk throw him and ended up slamming into you and knocking you over. He ended up on top and you kept your arms up to protect your face. When he wouldn’t let up on the punches you socked him in the mouth and got up.

“Peter.... please.” You said backing up. Natasha and Wanda were in your peripheral view fighting off Steve and Bruce. Who knew where the rest of the team was.

“Instant kill mode Karen.” The suits eye’s glowed red. Well shit. You ducked behind a pillar of the run down building.

“Peter this isn’t you. You can snap out of it anytime now.” Slowly you started crawling over the rubble going deeper into the building.

“You can’t hide Y/n.”

“Guys have you had any luck trying to get them back to normal?” you whispered over the radio.

“No not yet. Bruce is putting up a good fight though.” Nat said.

It got eerily quiet. You looked around and there was no sign of him. All of a sudden you were lifted out of the rubble by your neck and thrown. Your body slammed into the wall and was held there by webs as Peter walked over to you.

“ You wouldn’t kill me Peter. I have a hard time believing you would kill one of your best friends who you have Star Wars marathons with, brings you cookies when you have a bad day at school, and who you take frequent naps with?”

“Shut up.”

“ Alright fine. Do it Peter. Come on kill me. Since you have no issue with killing someone who loves you come on and kill me.” You told him and he swung his fist and it impacted next to your head sending your heart pounding.

“Oh my God.”

“I swear to fuck Peter don’t scare me like that.” He chuckled and undid the webs around you. “When did you...”

“Like midway through that punch. I could’ve killed you.”

“Thank God you didn’t.” You told him with your heart still racing and you wrapped your arms around him.

“Y-you love m-me?” He stuttered out and it sent a smile to your face.

“You didn’t know?”

“Guys this isn’t the time to proclaim your love for one another. We have bigger issues on our hands.” Nat said as we heard a thump on one of the other walls.

“Talk about it later?”

“Y-yea.” You knew Peter was blushing hella hard under his mask, but so were you.

You found Tony on the roof with Jenny fighting.

“Looks like your plan backfired on you.” You told her as he dragged her across the roof, but he stopped when he heard your voice.

“You.” He dropped her and started advancing towards you.

“Tony...” You warned him.

“You took Peter away from me.” He swung at you.

“Peter is downstairs fine.” You moved out of the way.

“You had to come and ruin our lives” There was a blast that missed.

“Your parents deserted you because you were unlovable. You weren’t good enough.” He landed a punch into your side.

“We didn’t even want you.” His foot landed in my ribs as you tried to get up.

“ I should’ve left you where I found you.” He hit you again and sunk deeper into the roof. Everything hurt. He started to walk away.

Tears streamed down your cheeks as you held your side in pain. Words came out of your mouth that you never expected to say.

“Dad please stop.”

“I’m not your dad. You were only a new recruit kid. You weren’t that important.” Tony said coming back to stand over you.

“Stupid me then I guess.”

Lol the joke that Peter made came from someone on Tumblr and I love it so much!!! Also I’m sorry this came out later than intended you guys. I promise to be more ontop of it. I didn’t edit this either so lol ik its not that my best. Also let me know if you want to be on the tag list or if you have an imagine/oneshot you guys want me to do. Have a good rest of your day lovelies <3

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A Deadpool Halloween

Linus and Charlie Brown sat in the cold lonely pumpkin patch waiting for the great pumpkin. Suddenly a shadow began rising in the distance. "Great pumpkin?" They asked in stereo. "Nah it's me Deadpool!" the man in the red and black mask said in a growling scary voice grabbing them in a satchel. "Welcome all to my Halloween extravaganza! I am you host Deadpool." The livinng room of Deadpool's cruddy apartment was decorated with cheesy Halloween decorations. There were several people tied up all around the room.....and a few that weren't. "First before we get things started let's meet our guests. Over there strapped to my ottoman give it up for Bart Simpson!" "Hey man I'm not sure who you are but can you please let me go? I'm just a kid." "Ha ha always so funny. There padlocked to the floor, the always loveable Mike wazowzki and Sully from monster's Inc." "Hey let us go. We will forget this ever happened!" Exclaimed Mike. "Ha ha that Wazowzki is oh so clever. Our next guests are fresh from the pumpkin patch. Give it up for Charlie Brown and Linus!" "Wade!" Shouted a voice from the kitchen. Deadpool looked back to the kitchen. It was Doctor Strange. Strange was standing in the kitchen with Tyron Owens, Vision, Rocket Racoon, Groot and Howard the duck. "You can't keep them all like this! This is not how you treat guests." He said. "Pfffftttt. I wasn't gonna keep em like that. I just wanted to make sure they weren't gonna run away. I Got this great drink recipe from a guy. He said you can get anyone to do anything with it!" "Um bro then I recommend NOT using it." Chimed in Owens. "You guys are lame. It sounds like a great idea hey 'pool can I get some? It would help when we catch people for bounties." Said Rocket. "I am Groot." "Yeah well our job ain't really ethical anyway is it?" "Guys!!!! Your stealing my story here. Except for like three sentences I haven't been mentioned since the first paragraph. Said Deadpool. Yeah that's right I'm so jealous I'm gonna narrate this bad boy too. So guy I don't need yah anymore!........Okay I need you to scribe for me."........"Alright you know what I think narrating would take too much effort too so do that too but it's my extravaganza darn it!" " Will you guys promise not to run away?" Asked Strange. They all shook they're heads yes and Deadpool began to unlock them all when in the corner of the room a ball of electricity appeared. Bursting from It was Cable. He looked around the room a second then focused on Deadpool. Cable was reasonably tall. Well built and was half metal from a disease he has been fighting for a long time. Cable can travel from the future where he is from. He is a mutant who has telepathic powers but has to focus them on his disease to keep them from spreading. "Wade you have to stop this! If you continue on... " Cable was still talking but Deadpool had tuned him out. "Blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah. Man I'm bored I feel like my party is missing something or someone. Hey I know! Spiffy needs to be here!" Then poof. Deadpool teleported out of the apartment. Spiderman was swinging above New York city when a black cloud poofed to his right. "Spidey!!!" Deadpool yelled as he grabbed Spiderman. Spiderman screamed "Aggghhhh!" They teleported as if they had never been there. Well except for the string of web still hanging. Poof! Spiderman and Deadpool were back in the apartment. "Wade! Listen to me!" Cable was yelling now. "Your right something is missing! I'll be right back." Poof he was gone again in a black cloud of smoke. But within a blink of an eye he was back with Jack Skellington and Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas. "This party needs some girls. Oh I know I'll go get Harley Quinn!" Deadpool said as he went teleport. A black cloud began to appear. He went to jump in but Cable grabbed his arm. "That's where things would go wrong. Sorry but I can't let you do that."Cable said. "Fine!" Deadpool said in an irked tone. "Soooo what are we going to do? You brought us all here for a reason yeah?" asked Tyron Owens." Yes my hot headed friend. Please help yourself to the taco, chmichanga, and the pepperoni jalapeno pineapple pizza Buffett. Then we will begin our festivities by doing some trick or treating and closing the night out with some "mischief"." Deadpool said. "Sully.... What's up with this weird guy?" Mike Wazowzki said to his giant blue, purple poka dotted friend. Sully shrugged. "Master 'pool is a very peculiar fellow. He usually means well as long as meaning well is the best price." Vision said. " Um sir. Where's your skin?" Linus asked Vision clinging to his blanket. "Actually. He's a robot. His skin is a type of synthetic sciencey junk I have no clue what I'm talking about anymore." Deadpool said as he was on Linus' level, putting his head next to Linus'. "Okay!!!!!! Now that everyone has eaten I do believe it's time to go trick or treating!!! Everyone to the spashtruck!!!"Deadpool exclaimed. " The what?" Said Sully in a curious time. Spiderman sighed "Its a right side drive trash truck that he has turned into a spaceship." "But! It can be used as a plane!" Deadpool jumped into the conversation. Everyone was buckled in and Deadpool was at the steering wheel. " So are we going to drive on the road in this thing?" asked Bart. "Where were goin.... We don't need roads." Deadpool said in a Doc Brown impression voice. The back of the cab was cut out and the floor stretched across the top of the motor into the back of the trash body. The spaceship/air plane jet motors were attached to the back of the trash body on the outside. The trash truck took off of the New York street outside of Deadpool's apartment into the air. The doorbell rang on a fancy mansion on the coast of California. Tony Stark answered the door holding a bowl of candy. "Trick or treat!!!" most of the group said in unison. "Hey here you go." Stark said in a mono tone tossing candy into the bags of Linus and Charlie Brown. "What? Snack size bars?! Where's the full bars? The golden rolexes? The large pizzas? The golden chimichangas? The keys to a fancy new car?" Deadpool asked. "Wellllll. My house is secluded sooooo..... I don't get many visitors maybe a total of you guys and one or two random families. Andddddd is that Linus and Charlie Brown from the Peanuts cartoon?" Stark said. "Um yeah." Replied Deadpool. "Hmmm. How do you do the things you do and get away with it?" Questioned Stark. "I just do.Hey Stark! We are gonna go to Latveria and prank Dr. Doom you wanna go?!" questioned Deadpool. Stark licking his teeth behind his lips "I call shotgun. What are we taking? Your trash truck?" "Its a spashtruck! But yes. Oh man this is gonna be a great night!!!" Outside of Doctor Doom's castle in Latveria, Deadpool and his group stood outside the castle while Deadpool and Tony Stark egged the castle. Laughing and carrying on. "Hey Sulls you mind if I use these?" Deadpool asked Sully who was standing there awe struck like the majority of the group. Sully looked down at the eggs he was holding. "Uhhhh sure." He said but Deadpool had already grabbed two cartons from the pile in Sully's arm. Tony Stark was flying in his Iron Man suit throwing eggs at one of the upper levels of the castle. "What an odd Haloween tradition. I didn't even know it existed." Jack Skellington said to Sally. "Do you want to join?" she asked him. "Mmmmm no I will observe this time and take the knowledge back to Halloweentown and discuss it at a meeting tomorrow." Jack replied. "Hey skeleton dude! Toss me a couple rolls of toilet paper." Iron Man said while still flying above the castle. The lights came on in the castle. "Oh no everyone run!" Deadpool yelled in a whisper. They hightailed it back to the flying trash truck. "You mean spashtruck!" Deadpool yelled. "Yo dude who you talking to? We all know you want us to call it that." Tyron said. They all made it to the spashtruck and were in the air safely before Dr. Doom could get to them. The villain was dressed in metal gauntlets, a metal mask and a green cape. "Mark my words you will pay for this." Dr. Doom said aloud to himself. Not knowing Tryon Owens could sense him below "Don't worry you will pay for your sins soon enough." Owens thought to himself. "Alright time for the last stop. " Deadpool said bringing the truck down next to a pumpkin patch. We are all gonna hang out here together for the great pumpkin!" Deadpool exclaimed. Jack began to reply."Great pumpkin? I'm the Pumpkin King and I have to say there is.." "A 100% chance we will see the great pumpkin tonight on Halloween!" Deadpool interrupted. "Ummmm while yes our world is full of many wild and crazy things Wade." Tony Stark began to say. "I really..." "Can't wait to see the Great Pumpkin? Me too!! " Deadpool said once again cutting someone off. "Yeah you guys may as well just give up. Wade isn't gonna let this one go." Spiderman said. The whole group sat in the cold lonely pumpkin patch. Most looked bored while Deadpool and Linus and Charlie Brown leaned forward with excitement and anticipation. Then a shadow began rising slowly. "Oh wow....... There it is!" Deadpool said in an excited whisper. Iron Man kicked on lights from his suit. It was..."Snoopy!?" Exclaimed Deadpool. "And he's wearing the infinity gauntlet!?" continued Deadpool. "How did you get that? The writer hasn't even concluded the gauntlet war yet!" continued Deadpool. Suddenly Thanos appeared behind Snoopy "Filthy little mutt I will feast on your roasted carcass!" Thanos said. Snoopy turned around and vaporized Thanos. Then turned around and started uttering gibberish at Deadpool. "Okay okay. Jeez I just wanted to have some fun. Guys your rides here." Deadpool said to Linus and Charlie Brown. They walked over to Snoopy. Snoopy did the I'm watching you gesture to Deadpool and they disappeared. "Alright guys I guess the shows over......till Christmas." Deadpool said. "And I'm gonna be the best there is at bringing cheer to everyone." He said mimicing Wolverine's voice. "See was that not the best random pile of phooey you will read all week?"Deadpool said climbing in and closing the door on the trash truck and starting it. "Actually it's a spashtruck and happy Halloween everybody. We'll see yah later." He said taking of into the sky.

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