#bi jake

[wearerandomlyyours]

*Ice and Rooster watching their husbands walk to the bar*

Rooster: *Blatently ogling his husband's ass* We did good?

Ice: *Doing the same* We did good.

*Fist bump*

#top gun #top gun maverick #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #icemav #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect quotes #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #hangster #distinguished gay iceman #second generation disaster bi rooster #their husbands have the finest...assets in the navy

[urdisappointmentsmovieblog]

salute the sitcom knife bisexuals🫡

#bisexual #bi #knife bisexuals #b99 #the good place #community #eleanor shellstrop #jake peralta #rosa diaz #abed nadir #sitcom #sitcoms

[same-name-supremacy]

I caved and made Disventure Camp fanart.

That is all

#disventure camp #disventure camp jake #dc jake #jake disventure camp #ellie disventure camp #disventure camp ellie #dc ellie #disventure camp fanart #fanart #my art #blue hair and pronouns #I love these two #they started as mlm and wlw solidarity #then when to mlm and wlw hostility #and I know ellie is bi #but like it fits sooo

[bijonahsimms]

just realized my favorite sitcom husband is bisexual disaster feminist twink/twunk with a heart of gold and twice the anxiety

#I would write gregory eddie bc they’re definitely endgame but I don’t think he’s disaster enough tbh #ben wyatt #parks and rec #parks & rec #jake peralta #brooklyn 99 #b99 #jonah simms #superstore #jake x amy #jonah x amy #ben x leslie #sitcoms #bi jake peralta #bi ben wyatt #bi jonah simms #bisexual #bi #and their wives are bi too I don’t know what to tell you

[exaltior-a]

What else can I even say about dirkjake at this point ummm. Dirk being orange and a man puts him at odds with Jake's fantasies for a relationship. His walls are plastered with blue women. But!! They're all unobtainable in that they are not Real.

Even in his interactions with Aranea he believes himself to be dreaming of a blue alien girl- and apparently he dreams of neytiri, so that tracks- but this also happens to be the first time he manifests brain ghost Dirk, who is kind of mean and threatens to give him a boner and embarrass him in front of the blue lady.

Brain Ghost Dirk isn't real either - but he is a part of Jake's subconscious. His crush on Dirk! There's some comingling with Dirk's god tier and his splintering, but BGD is better for analysing Jake than Dirk. Therefore he was sabotaging himself in that moment with the image of his orange dude over perusing a blue lady fantasy.

To be frank, Jake doesn't have romantic feelings for Jane. It's very obvious in when he asks her about her crush on him, he's using what he knows to make her panic and deny it so he doesn't have to think about it (classic Jake English avoidance behaviour) and do he feels more comfortable pursuing Dirk. Orange dude over blue lady.

In the game over timeline, Aranea tries to kiss Jake and he freaks out (understandably - his boyfriend broke up with him, he's probably still hungover from trickster mode, his possessed friend is saying very horrible objectifying things about him, he got kidnapped.. though he would have been right to be upset at being kissed without consent) and after she "fixes" him, guess who's there? Brain Ghost Dirk. She kissed his boyfriend, prepare to die. That's right! His orange dude comes to rescue him from the blue lady, quoting the princess bride no less.

The obvious conclusion to make is that Jake really likes Dirk. More than he likes the fantasy of being with any such blue lady, even the one he could realistically be with. The blue/orange parallels intrigue deeply! Complimentary and opposite colours.

Complimentary in that Jane and Dirk are best friends but opposite in that they're romantic rivals, and despite Jake's track record of seemingly being partial to a bluebell dames, he dates Dirk. When he has to kiss his head he mentions (iirc) that this isn't how he thought it would go, meaning he'd actually thought about kissing Dirk beforehand.

I'll let you guys know id I can come up with some dirkjake stuff I've never talked at length about before 👍

#homestuck #dirkjake #jake english #hs #dirk strider #jane crocker #aranea serket #alpha kids #brain ghost dirk #meta #hs meta #this all goes towards my “jake is arospec and gay” headcanon #obviously i don't mind if you see him as bi or otherwise its not that deep #but thats just my view #ok goodnight

[notthebeststufftbh]

Why I'm bi? Oh

#I have a thing for powerful women and sweet dumb men mkay #i could list so many more examples #bi mood #bisexual #lgbtq #gay mood #bi #moodoftheday #bi culture #spn #dean winchester #charlie bradbury #thor ragnarok #thor odinson #king valkyrie #b99 #brooklyn99 #jake peralta #rosa diaz #funfact: 2/3 of these ppl are bi-cons #bonus points to charlie for being a lesbina icon for a change

[mywingsareonwheels]

Men Endeavour Morse definitely slept with and other related matters...

(This is a selection of headcanons, obviously YMMV. :D )

Definitely slept with:

Tony Donn, when they were at Oxford together, probably a lot

Ludo Talenti

Jack Swift

Probably slept with:

Jerome Hogg, when they were at Oxford together

Peter Jakes, either prior to "Arcadia" or in s9

Would definitely have slept with if bad things hadn't happened to the man in question first:

Joss Bixby, and how

Nick Wilding

Would probably have slept with very frequently if the other man weren't in a monogamous marriage for the duration of their friendship:

Robbie Lewis

Didn't sleep with but probably should have done:

Jim Strange (it would have done a lot for both of them I think)

Didn't sleep with but I suspect the other man would have liked to:

George Fancy

Should not merely have slept with but got married to:

Max DeBryn (we know this to be true)

Not platonic or romantic or sexual but a secret fourth thing that was far more intense than everything else in this post, bloody hell:

Fred Thursday

#itv endeavour #silly post #e morse #endeavour morse #bi endeavour morse #which honestly is canonical #anthony donn #ludo talenti #jack swift #jerome hogg #peter jakes #joss bixby #nick wilding #robbie lewis #jim strange #george fancy #max debryn #fred thursday #endeavour spoilers #endeavour s9 spoilers #itv inspector morse #generally agreeing so much with the morse x swift shippers we've all been sleeping on that one for far too long

[sunwarmed-ash]

the b in b99 stands for bisexual.

they told me at the last meeting

#brooklyn 99 #at least half the team is bi #and im here for it #rosa diaz #jake peralta #amy santiago #charles boyle #gina linetti #b99 #bisexual

[coffeelovinggayidiot]

I love it when sitcom characters are bisexual af :)

#bisexuality #bisexual #sitcomes #jake peralta #eleanor shellstrop #barney stinson #chandler bing #abed nadir #there's totally more #but these are the ones that come to mind #OH! #dennis reynolds #but like... bad bi (in a good way) #also!!!! #rosa diaz #but like that's canon #but still!!!!

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

#tell me what other bi himbos should be in this poll #jake peralta #brooklyn nine nine #b99 #nick nelson #heartstopper #steve harrington #stranger things #thor #thor odinson #mcu #marvel #arthur pendragon #merlin #merlin bbc #fred jones #scooby doo #dean winchester #supernatural #adam groff #sex education #himbo #himbos #bi himbos #bi #bisexuality #bi characters #characters #queer #poll

[wearerandomlyyours]

(In a world where Goose lived....)

Rooster: *mid rant* ...and he's just so insufferably smug all this time, all cool and unaffected.....

Goose: Right....Right, who was this again?

Rooster: Hangman, Dad! Hangman with is stupid blond hair and stupid Hollywood smile and perfect fucking abs and...

Goose:

#top gun #top gun maverick #implied icemav #icemav #nick goose bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #second generation disaster bi rooster #hangster #jake hangman seresin

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

you know that post i made about jake playing 20 questions with both squipped & unsquipped rich right. well.

#he's so stupid <3 #yes ik this is richard 'i'm totally bi' goranski we're talking about #but jake wouldn't know that he totally ignored rich for a while after the fire bc he was pissed #dysfunctional relationships <3 #bmc #be more chill #richjake #rich goranski #jake dillinger #when you gaze into the abyss's art

[jake-is-screaming-in-tune]

why is '911 fox' tag trending and not '911 abc'? wtf guys, fox didn't give us bi Buck, abc did.

#jake talks #911 abc #911 on abc #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #911 #bi buck

[skuzzinfish]

he’s got that side profile yk

#psych #shawn spencer #james roday rodriguez #james rodriguez #andy samberg #brooklyn nine nine #jake peralta #bi coded men fr #sufjan stevens #<3 #hope this clears things up #lesbian #bisexual #in my unhinged era #do you see the vision

[fr3sh-c0rn]

Boyle: we broke up :(

Jake: i had a boyfriend once for longer than /that/

Boyle: what

Jake: fuck

#b99 #b99 meme #brooklyn nine nine #charles boyle #jake peralta #Bi jake Peralta #brooklyn 99 #Brooklyn 99 incorrect quotes #incorrct quotes

[mcuxhp777]

i can understand why movie/series Percy is whipped

It's nearly impossible to get an ugly version of Luke

#lukercy #luke castellan #percy jackon and the olympians #jake abel #charlie bushnell #percy jackson was definitely whipped #percy is bi #percy jackson has something for blondes with blue eyes