Can't Fuck/Bad In Bed Bracket - BONUS ROUND
Reigen Arataka (mp100) versus Jiang Cheng (The Untamed)
[ID: The unfuckable pride flag overlaid with the "no bitches" meme. Over it are pictures of the contestants. Reigen is a light skinned Japanese man, shown grimacing; Jiang Cheng is a light skinned Chinese man, also shown grimacing. Over them are sparkles and a heart with a butt, and in between them are peach emojis crossed out with the word "vs" in them. End ID]
Propaganda:
Reigen Arataka: "most bitchless motherfucker this side of seasoning city. once when asked about his previous romantic pursuits he lied by reciting the plot of titanic as if he were leonardo dicaprio" / "dude okay listen. he is chronically bitchless. when giving out advice on how to woo someone he was just reading tips off of google. there was once a big hype where the author, ONE, was going to reveal reigen’s past romantic endeavors in an in character q&a but it was just reigen making up bullshit about how he’s “DEFINITELY had so many girlfriends before and he once held one at the front of a famous boat. oh that was from a movie? UMMM well it doesn’t matter anyway.” literally just saying something from the first romance movie that comes to mind and trying to pass it off as something he did himself."
Jiang Cheng: "He’s literally such a bad date that he is blacklisted from dating pools. He’s ranked as the 5th most handsome bachelor in the cultivation world (who is the panel of judges that decide this? I really don’t know!!!) yet despite this and him ALSO being rich and powerful on top of that, women still hate him!!! Hes just that unpleasant!!!!! He’s constantly being one-upped by his adoptive brother (deserved) (4th most handsome bachelor, btw) so much so that it’s become a meme, he even lost a best mdzs character poll tournament (in the first round iirc) to said adoptive brother’s pet donkey. Literally no one wants him!!!!! He is the loneliest saddest most pathetic sopping wet cat of a man I’ve ever seen!! I’m convinced he will die a virgin" / "Guy has no game, in the drama version (the untamed) he goes after a chick who’s clearly a lesbian and just never gets any"
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Jiang Cheng
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Series : The Founder of Diabolism Q (Episodes 1-30)
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cloud recesses arc
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I know that because the story takes place after wwx comes back jiang cheng's whole "i don't believe wei wuxian is actually dead i'm gonna keep obsessively looking for him" shtick got retroactively legitimized, but it is pretty important to remember that wei wuxian was in fact super dead the entire time and if it hadn't been for a depressed 20-something doing a suicide ritual, influenced to an unknown degree by a revenge plot that wasn't in play yet at the time of wwx's death, he would never have come back at all. And jiang cheng would've kept going "No! He's still out there I know it" for eternity with absolutely no proof or results.
Jiang Cheng, my man, what the fuck
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舅舅在…
Jiu jiu with some baby Jin Ling! And also sad Jin Ling post stabby😬
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Jiang Cheng with Zidian worm on a string, 2019
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Third bonus round added: ultimate flop faceoff
I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner, but better late than never
I'm adding a third bonus round to the list, with the absolute floppest competitors of the year: Reigen Arataka and Jiang Cheng
Despite being the two most submitted characters (with Reigen as first and Cheng as second) both of them immediately proceeded to eat shit and be eliminated in the first round. That is very funny to the person this tournament is catered to: me. Therefore, I'm facing them off against each other. Hopefully that'll be something of a consolation prize for their fans
The poll will be up tomorrow, 01/06, at midday UTC, along with the other bonus rounds
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angy grape Johnson :3
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prompt for @/tinybingy
jc trying to make yanli’s lotus rib soup for young jin ling, having some sort of breakdown over it bc its not the same and he can’t do it but jin ling eats it anyways and without meaning to makes jc feel a lot better about it all
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The definitive, color-coded flowchart guide to Jin Ling's many uncles.
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