#dr house quotes

[neveen-el-alafty]

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[opaline-gemme]

Dr. Allison Cameron: I wouldn't have been able to live with myself.

Dr. James Wilson: You'd be surprised what people can live with.

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[realbeefman]

robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.

#the concept for chase was #‘what if house had like. a surrogate son. and he kind of wanted to fuck him and also hes like catholic’ #‘ohhh and he can be australian!’ #‘why would he be australian?’ #‘just cuz’ #house md #robert chase #beautiful loser very virgin mary coded man #i do like chase but i find it amusing that i also find him boring #bc objectively theres no reason he should be? #hes a great character i love his story arcs i love how sarcastic he is i love how hes doomed to repeat houses fate #but compared to say. foreman? there is NOTHING #im very sure ill manage to gaslight myself into loving him later #dr robert chase #i didnt actually fact check the bowling thing. dont quote me its late

[hugeegosorry]

would you believe me if i told you this was the best quality pic i could find

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

House: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Y/N: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

"You wanna come over tonight and watch old movies and cry?"

- Wilson

#This is such an underrated Wilson quote #why is this so funny #I quote this daily... just to myself #I'm going to just start posting random iconic quotes from House #house md #house #james wilson #wilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #robert sean leonard #housemd #dr james wilson

[the-girl-wh0-cries-w0lf]

Incorrect quotes #1

*Wilson and y/n looking for House in the hospital after he paged them*

Wilson: He can't have gotten far.

y/n: *whistles*

Wilson: He's not a dog

*House appears through a doorway*

House: You whistled?

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[mutifandom-madness]

In the show Wilson is only mildly insane...but when RSL talks about him in interviews he sounds completely deranged...absolutely unhinged

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[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

*Plushtrap is upset*

Dr. Scraptrap: Oh, here we go...

Spring Bonnie: What?

Dr. Scraptrap: Plushtrap’s “squeak of rage.”

Plushtrap: ...

Plushtrap: *High pitched squealing*

Spring Bonnie:

Dr. Scraptrap, chuckling: He’s like a little tea kettle.

#Incorrect Five Night’s At Freddy’s Quotes #Source: The Owl House #An AU centered quote? Why yes. Yes indeed—I couldn’t help myself #I thought it fit pretty well for it #Mad Scientist/Dr. Scraptrap AU #Spring Bonnie #Plushtrap #Scraptrap #Dr. Scraptrap #FNaF #Five Night’s At Freddy’s

[incorrect-house-md-quotes]

Incorrect House MD quote #1

*the TV is freaking out*  House: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support.  *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes*  House: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either. 

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Stephen: Why do people believe I’m incapable of doing something nice?

Wong: Experience.

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[anonymousonlyplease]

I don’t mean to be *that* person, but if half the people on here were actually “oh so similar” to House as they claim to be - well, to be the bearer of bad news, they just shot their own belief and it’s argument through the skull

House would never say some sparkly little vocab such as “literally sobbing he’s so me coded fr”. Or some flowery little line like, “WE ARE SO ALIKE OMGGGG”. Yes, these are sadly based on witnessed examples.

Come on people. Isn’t it obvious, or is it only me who sees this so plainly?

#Hah #I’m going to be hated for this #Yet again #I’d apologise but I actually regret nothing #house md #hatecrimes md #greg house #gregory house #dr house #quotes #to be blunt I’m also sick of warm fuzzies right now

[johnlocked1827384]

Can't say that I've heard of that medical procedure before

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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Jade: maybe we can get the denizens to help us fight jack?

Karkat: SOMEWHERE OUT THE IS A TREE, THAT IS WORKING VERY HARD TO PRODUCE OXYGEN SO THAT YOU CAN BREATHE

Karkat: I THINK YOU OWE IT AN APOLOGY

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[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Chase: There's no way they like me back.

Foreman: Y/N would throw themself in front of a moving car for you.

Chase: Y/N would throw themself in front of a moving car for fun.

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[hello-darkn3ss]

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