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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Stephen: What do we say when someone disagree with us?
America: That’s homophobic.
Stephen: No.
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marvelflame2010 · 8 months
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Stephen: *standing outside the bathroom door* America, we have to go! Come out!
America: I'm a lesbian!
Stephen: Not what I meant, but I support you!
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erroneot · 1 year
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America: am I in trouble? Stephen: take a guess America: no? Stephen: take another guess
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Stephen Strange & Y/n
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Y/n : Am I going too far?
Stephen : No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.
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crystalwrizz · 11 months
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What the hell, Wanda?
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Wanda: You are doing it wrong, your magic is horrible.
Stephen: You killed a lot of people with no guilt, don’t tell me if I’m right or wrong.
Wanda: No, I’m serious. Your grey streaks are more apparent and you nearly sent America to another universe. Again.
Stephen: …No I didn’t.
Wanda: Wait, that was me, not you…
Stephen: What the hell, Wanda?
America: Yo what? Do it again, I want my parents back!
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angelofthenight · 2 years
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You: *on the phone* Wong? I need your help! I-
Wong: is the Sanctum on fire?
You: …no?
Wong: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*
Wanda: well? what did he say? what do we do about the portal to hell in the living room?
You: apparently it’s not an emergency
Stephen: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??
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Bruce: Can I borrow Tony for a second? Stephen: If you must. Tony: Why did you ask him and not me? Bruce: He looked in charge. Tony: Of where I go?
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chaosvillainy · 6 months
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*Planning to take down Scarlet Witch*
Strange: I’m not going to seduce her!
Y/N: And no one would judge you. It’s understandable. She’s very powerful, intimidating, beautiful, not to mention very well-muscled.
Strange: I am never going to seduce her, but I’m starting to think you might be…
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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TONY: Stephen and I--
PETER: Are getting married?
STEPHEN: No, we--
HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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incorrectquotesmcu · 7 months
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America: Can I go play?
Stephen: I don’t care. I’m not your dad.
America: [runs off]
Stephen: NOT IN THE STREET!
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gfmaximoff · 8 months
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America: ARE YOU-
Wong: Fucking.
America: KIDDING ME YOU-
Wong: Fucking.
America: IDIOT?!?
Wanda: …What is going on?
Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.
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erroneot · 1 year
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Stephen: where are your parents? America: what are parents? Stephen: that’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard
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cozysorceress · 2 years
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Incorrect MCU Quotes | Stephen Strange & Y/n
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Y/n : Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Stephen : Y/n, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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romanoffshouse · 8 months
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[Y/N and the Avengers sitting in the living room.]
Y/N: Can I tell you a joke?
Steve: Sure.
Y/N: [starts to grin and looked at doctor strange and then back to Steve]
Y/N: Knock, knock
Steve: Who's their?
Y/N: Doctor
Steve: Doctor Who?
Y/N: No, Doctor Strange.
[Everyone starts laughing except of Doctor Strange]
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