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ventresses · 4 months

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Star Wars: The Clone Wars (11/?)

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kittykat940 · 6 months

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#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #springtrap #spring bonnie #carl the cupcake #he was a savage 🤣

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jackshiccup · 8 months

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who else beefing with their cousins like this

#hiccups comeback im actually losing it 😭😭😭#average snotlout hiccup cousin dynamic #LMAO #httyd rob #httyd #riders of berk #rob s1 e12 #thawfest #video #snotlout #hiccup #HE STARTED IT .. when we were five 😒#these 15 yr olds r savage

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sarascamander · 1 month

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I want Umbrella!Ben and Sparrow!Ben to meet so much!!!

Umbrella!Ben: You're pathetic

Sparrow!Ben: At least I'm not dead

Umbrella!Ben: at least I'm loved

#sparrow!Ben is a savage #but Umbrella!Ben is savager #i would never get over #the fact that the umbrellas talk about Ben like he's a saint #but he's actually a little shit #at least Klaus acknowledge this #ben hargreeves #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves

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fishtrift · 4 days

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somewhat obscure youtube reference . hello hiveminders

#just gotta spread the good hive word #for the other five people on this site #hivemind tv #hivemind dignan #riley savage #graydon weaver #hivemind fanart #genuinely obsessed with these guys recently #my art #youtube guy fanart why is this so embarrassing

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ninjadeathblade · 5 months

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Someone: How would you describe your favourite fictional character?

Me:

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theboywantscoffee · 2 years

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Really here for Five calling Diego and Lila ‘sentient STDs’.

#yall need some aloe for that burn?#savage tbh #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #number five #lila pitts #tua #the umbrella academy #season 3 #season 3 spoilers

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marveltournaments · 4 months

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joannerowling · 10 months

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Since @same-shit-different-century is probably in the middle of her OotP re-read by now, i'm suddenly remembering my favourite Hermione quote of all times

Kinkshaming queen

#hp #ootp #hermione granger #we all know that Hermione respects magical creatures (see: SPEW) and doesn't actually think centaurs are the same as horses #so my reading of this scene is that she's purposefully saying the thing she Knows will scandalise Parvati and Lavender #and *then* she stealthily calls them horse fuckers for good measure #i mean it's an hilariously savage comeback to Parvati's annoying but relatively impotent little jab #but at the same time it's so deserved like. Parvati honey you have been sharing a dorm with that girl for FIVE (5) years #what did you think would happen when you started shit at breakfast while she's busy reading her Very Important Morning Papers

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snowe-zolynn-rogers · 1 month

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I love Jack so much.

Jack: I am Kakarot!

Jack: L plus ratio. Go return to the darkness, loser.

Jack: I will commit a felony! Vegeta: What felony? Jack: All of them.

Vegeta: Hey, Jack, get [censored]! Jack: I will get jiggy with it!

Jack: Is there no pathetic cards in your grandpa's deck?

Jack: Son of a-

Jack: My poor continuity.

Jack: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate? Not Freddy!

Monty: So the thing about the [super long redacted] is a lie then, right? Jack: The continuity in this episode is all over the place!

Jack: How much of this video is just censors at this point?

Jack: You green [redacted]

Jack: I think we need to stop saying things with the beeper.

Jack: I'm so sorry, editor. This isn't even my channel.

Jack: Vegeta, are you okay? Vegeta: [wheezing] Jack: I don't think they're okay.

Jack: Son of a-

Vegeta: Is anybody close to winning? Jack: I have been several times but Montgomery keeps screwing me!

Jack: I don't remember asking!

Jack: Your arm strength is the reason Roxanne dumped you.

Jack: I hate everything. *less that ten seconds later* Jack: Oh cool.

Jack: If you play a +4, I will skin you alive.

Jack: Yoinky spoinky.

Jack: This isn't content anymore!

Jack: Let's go do fusion practice, we need to touch tips.

#sun and moon show #sams #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf jack o moon #fnaf vegeta #montgomery gator #glamrock freddy #snoweytrashposts #snoweytalks #snoweyrambles #snoweyrants #little man is savage #i love him so much #mgafs spoilers #sams spoilers

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onebighappyaftonfamily · 3 months

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RIP William Afton. He would've loved eating pomegranates

billypotts, "How to Prepare and Eat a Pomegranate" // Rondym Kiefe "Eating a Pomegranate in the Shower" // Mary Kay Seales, "How to Eat a Wild Pomegranate" // Kate Lebo "A Secret, Symbolic History of Pomegranates" //

#william afton #fnaf #pomegranates #web weave #web weaving #five nights at freddys #toeing that careful line of cannibalism there mr pomegranate poetry #no but the being an animal. the blood. the savageness of it all. thats what im going for here #fnaf william afton #why do i low key want to put this in a fic or short drawing comic #william?! henry yelps. What's happened? He rushes over to grab one of Williams crimson fingers.#He smiles (all bloody teeth). Dont worry Henry' he says. its just pomegranate juice

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kimageddon · 3 months

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This is an archive of my one shots, prompt challenges and requests. If you are looking for my two main series, A Prince of Dathomir or Sins of the Father, please check out my pinned post or my AO3 account.

Fanfiction for characters in the Star Wars Universe

Tech

Reader Edition - The Wedding | The Reception | The Honeymoon

OC edition - The Wedding | The Reception | The Honeymoon

Crosshair

Shoot Me Down

Couldn't Resist (NSFW)

Boba Fett

Impatient (NSFW)

The Witch's Familiar (possible series, Fantasy AU)

Masterlist - Coming Soon

Introductory Blurb

Comedic Series for the Star Wars characters and Universe - a cantina where all characters coalesce OOC, no timeline specifics

The Pants Challenge

Drinks

Prompt List - | - NSFW Prompt List - | - Who I write for

Ideas sent in via asks from the prompt list (CLOSED)

Clone Trooper Jesse

29: "I'm going to give you five seconds to take that back"

Cad Bane

34. “That’s it! I’m killing them all.” / “Wait, but what about the plan?” / “Forget the plan! These idiots keep getting on my nerves. They have no one to blame but themselves.”

31. "Good, I meant it to hurt."

ARC Trooper Fives

8. “I think I have found the cure for happiness.” / “What’s that?” / “Falling in love.”

Commander Wolffe

4. “But you…. You went drink for drink with Wolffe. How are you not hungover?” & 20. “You're so tiny compared to me.”

9. "“Have you lost your damn mind?!” / “Yes, but in all fairness, I was left alone.”

Clone Medic Kix

16. “You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

Clone Trooper Hardcase

1. "That was my favourite blaster.”

Commando Captain Gregor

23. “Don’t cry. We’ll find each other again.”

Sergeant Hunter

46. "Kiss me like you mean it."

Coruscant Guard Commander Fox

12. “Aaand just like that I have lost all the fucks I had to give.”

Lord Savage Opress

7. “I love you! No time to explain – gotta go.” / “Wait… WHAT?!” & 40. “I want to take you to all the beautiful places, sunsets over oceans and listen to the rain. I want to dance with you, make you smile and laugh… but– I also want to kiss you so hard it leaves marks on your body, I want to watch you writhe beneath me and scream my name until you can’t say anything else.”

Requests from DMs of Ko-Fi

Maul and Savage - They discuss the dichotomy of siblings

Comfort with Darth Maul - Maul x Reader

Captain Rex - On shoreleave he decides to visit the barbers

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bacarasbabe · 9 months

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Hiiiiiiii, so happy! Can I ask about Savage + 2 ☆ { putting } a hand over their mouth to be quiet, from the smut prompts? Only if it’s something you’d find interesting!

Ohmygod talk about another amazing request 😩 I had so many ideas for this one too. So you get two fics 💕 Idk what it is but I've really been in the mood for more Savage recently. Thank you for the request and I hope you like what I wrote!

5 Sentence Fic Requests

The gasp you cry is punched from your gut, escaping before you’re able to gain control of your body once more.

It echoes down the hall, painting the smooth walls in the sounds of your staccatoed breaths while simultaneously giving away the topic of your private conversation, to anyone who overhears, with the man who’s currently pressed flush to your core.

Savage stills momentarily, pinning you to the same traitorous wall with his hips and kisses your swollen lips, a request to be quiet, before he thrusts resume.

Again, you’re unable to hold back the cry that erupts from your chest, so Savage resorts to replacing his mouth with the palm of his hand, gently yet firmly covering the lower half of your face.

“Come on my cock, little one, then I’ll take you back to my chambers where you can be as loud as you want.”

From your knees, the height difference between the two of you is greatly pronounced.

Savage towers over you, caging you underneath and between his legs as you work his leaking cock with your kiss-swollen lips and spit slicked hands.

He looks desperate, golden eyes half lidded, knees bent as if he was about to collapse to the floor.

You suck the bead of precum from the head of his cock and Savage keens loudly.

He cuts his cry off, smothering his mouth with his own hand in an attempt to control himself.

#this was so much fun to write #five sentence fic #5 sentence fics #star wars #savage opress #savage #savage x reader #savage opress x reader #savage x you #savage opress x you #botherbother-blog

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garthnadermemestash · 10 months

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In & out is overrated

#titan submarine #titanic #titanic submersible #oceangate #five guys #doordash #shark food #savage memes #mst memes #garth nader memes #mistaken con man #mystery sovcit theater memes #tumblr memes #dankest memes #pathetic3 #political memes

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tua-braindump · 1 year

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Allison: alright guys what pizzas do we want?

Klaus: cheese!

Viktor: spinach!

Diego: meat lovers!

Luther: Hawaiian!

Ben: I did not come back to life to be subjected to the torture that is Hawaiian pizza Luther, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Luther: it's delicious!

Ben: I'D RATHER DIE

#the umbrella academy #tua #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #tua imagines #viktor hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage #no love for Hawaiian pizza #sorry

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savagebrellyben · 1 year

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Sometimes I just wanna slap a child harness on Five. He's like a feral toddler.

It's not his fault, but still.

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #tua #tua headcanon #tua incorrect quotes #because brelly!ben is savage #savagebrellyben #ben hargreeves

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