Janet Van Dyne: I'm not the mom friend, I have no mothering instinct. I don't have-
Nadia: *exists*
Janet: ok I'll make an exception because she looks very polite.
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Scott: you just got to try and have a PMA
Tony: the fucks a PMA?
Scott: Posative Mental Attitude
Tony:
Scott:
Tony: Get Fucked
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Scott : *trying to push a door that says pull *
Cassie:
Hope: give him time, he'll get it.
Scott: *tries for another 5 minutes*
Scott: Hope, I need help!
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