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#quotes peraltiago
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Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
Jake: smad
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noine-noine · 16 days
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Jake, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk? Amy, taking the pot as she walks past: What if you don't?
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Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.
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di0rit3 · 2 months
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Amy: why are you following me?
Jake: because we’re dating now
Amy: okay... but what about Charles?
Jake: we’re a package deal
Charles: buy one idiot, get one free
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Maverick: You're gonna ace this test.
Iceman: You just think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Maverick: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Iceman: That was big. I was really proud of you.
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yellowjackles · 4 months
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jake: being himself
amy: 🥰🥰🥰
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lissxndry · 10 months
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maraudersarecanon · 4 months
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I’m very late I know, but I’ve recently started watching Brooklyn 99 and I don’t think I had fully appreciated how much memes came from this show like I’m literally flabbergasted every single time when I see one like what do you mean Jake and Amy said it before Percy and Annabeth?
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timeframe2286 · 6 months
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what's your roman empire?
this:
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Jake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Amy: ...you are a hazard to society
Rosa: and a coward. do twenty
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noine-noine · 8 days
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*on the phone* Amy: Jake, I'm breaking up - Jake: I'm pregnant! Amy: ...I meant the call Jake: Thank god - right, sorry. I panicked.
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nmolesofadrenaline · 7 months
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jakexamyforever · 1 year
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Jake: I didn't drink that much last night. Rosa: You were flirting with Amy. Jake: So what? They're my partner. Rosa: You asked if they were single. Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
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yellowjackles · 1 year
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[Jake staring at his case files] Amy: Look at him, working so hard. Charles: I know, I can imagine him connecting the dots in his head. Meanwhile inside Jake's head: Pizza. Bruce Willis. Gummy bears. Shake it off. Gummy bears on pizza.
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incorrect-multiverse · 8 months
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Jake: It’s times like these when I wish I’d listened to Amy.
Boyle: Why? What’d she say?
Jake: I don’t know. I wasn’t listening.
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@otpsource's Valentine's Week Celebration
Day 4: Peraltiago + The Fault in Our Stars
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