Amy: What are you doing?
Jake: I’m trying to be flirty. Is it working?
Amy: not really
Jake: Curse you, Yahoo! Answer!
B99 characters as weird things I’ve heard
Jake: got ‘em. I English my speak
Amy: *trying to be cool* we good, we Gucci, we gang
Rosa: chemicals make explosions if you try hard enough
Terry: *gestures to Boyle eating a cut up apple* I see you cut up your fruit corpses before you eat them
Boyle: *distressed* theres no bread under this egg. The breads missing! Where did it go?
Holt: *eating an orange* this orange is almost as bitter as me
Hitchcock: can you milk an egg with a big snickers bar?
Scully: just de-fry a Mars bar
Gina: it’s not illegal if no one catches you
Jake: Describe yourself in one word
Jake: it seems that every time I learn something new something old gets pushed out. Remember when I took that beer making class and forgot how to drive
Amy: that’s because you were drunk
jake: you are my dad
jake: you’re my dad boogie woogie woogie
Captain Holt: I believe you said your childhood was “satisfactory”
Jake: No, you misheard me, I said it was a “sadness factory”