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[noine-noine]

Gina: I'm 50% icon, 70% fashion, and 80% talent. Amy: That's 200% Gina: That's right, I'm twice the woman you will ever be.

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[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Jake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amy: ...you are a hazard to society

Rosa: and a coward. do twenty

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[dontbelasagne]

"i have tickets to a tedtalk on power poses and getting what you want by using your body"

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[fea-the-grinch]

Incorrect B99 quote #14 (aka the chaotic squad)

Amy: Can I be frank with you guys? Jake: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Charles: Can I still be Charles? Rosa: Shh, let Frank speak.

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[jakexamyforever]

Jake: I didn't drink that much last night. Rosa: You were flirting with Amy. Jake: So what? They're my partner. Rosa: You asked if they were single. Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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[violenceworksusually]

Xavier: My head hurts Wednesday: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

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[incorrect-b99]

Amy: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.

Rosa,to Charles: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Amy: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.

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[awakefor48hours]

Hitchcock and Scully: *doing anything*

Jake: Rosa… call the police

Rosa: dude, we are the police

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[lockedup-mayribbon]

Recently I’ve been reading Frankenstein and sir. The nerve of this man. I love this undergrad punk ass bitch who drops out of college to build a man and is most definitely severely lacking in vitamin D.

(Terry Jeffords voice) Henry, I love you. Elizabeth, you are perfect. Victor, go to therapy.

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[mortallybeautifuldream]

incorrect brooklyn nine-nine quotes

[Rosa and Jake searching an alley for evidence]

Rosa: how do we always get stuck looking for the needle in a haystack?

Jake: takes me back to the easter egg hunts of my youth.

Rosa: you're jewish. your parents hid eggs?

Jake: my point exactly. all those futile hours of searching.

(source: law&order svu s3e9)

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[noine-noine]

Jake: Do you trust me? Holt: No. Jake: Okay, I'll take that as a yes.

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[be-crazyinsane]

Jake: Can you keep a secret?

Rosa: Do you know anything about my life?

Jake: No I do not. Good point.

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[toulouseec]

Amy: "Everyone thinks they know me, but I have a wild side. One time in class, I didn't take any notes."

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[fea-the-grinch]

Incorrect B99 quote (ft Genevieve !)

Genevieve: So, what’s for dinner, honey?  Charles, staring at the food he just burnt: Shame. Regret. Death.

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[radvelvetcakez]

Vox: This is why you don't have an arch-nemesis, Velvette, because you focus on the wrong details! Velvette: Maybe I don't have an arch-nemesis because I win all my fights. Vox: ... Vox: That's a pretty fucked up thing to say to me.

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[violenceworksusually]

Xavier: *breathes*

Wednesday:

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