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#incorrect b99 quotes
Amy: You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl!
Jake: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Charles could fight in that dress either.
Charles: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.
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B99 characters as weird things I’ve heard

Jake: got ‘em. I English my speak

Amy: *trying to be cool* we good, we Gucci, we gang

Rosa: chemicals make explosions if you try hard enough

Terry: *gestures to Boyle eating a cut up apple* I see you cut up your fruit corpses before you eat them

Boyle: *distressed* theres no bread under this egg. The breads missing! Where did it go?

Holt: *eating an orange* this orange is almost as bitter as me

Hitchcock: can you milk an egg with a big snickers bar?

Scully: just de-fry a Mars bar

Gina: it’s not illegal if no one catches you

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Jake: Hey Ames, if we got all the cats in the world to meow at once, how loud would it be?
Amy: The average cat meow is 65/75dB, above speaking volume but below shouting. There are about 2 billion cats in the world. So, by that math, 130 to 150 dB, which is about 100 million jets all taking off at once.
Jake: ...cat-astrophiclly loud
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Terry: Jake's late.
Holt: How did this happen? I had Diaz call him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretend it was 11.
Amy: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Charles: I set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it's really AM.
Holt: Oh no. We may have overdone it.
Jake: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!
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