Slytherin: i have great hair and i love lying
Kieran: The Oscar for best liar goes to you!
Kit: That’s not an Oscars category.
Kit: Oh, it hurts so bad. I hope to God I’m not humbled by this.
Ash: Kit, will you taste this batter?
Kit: Mm-hmm. Hmm. I think it’s a little off.
Ash: You know what’s off? Your mouth! Why Ty lets your stupid tongue anywhere near him, I’ll never know. Nope, I forgot the sugar. That’s on me.
Tessa @ Kit: All right, choo-choo! Here comes the veggie train, leaving the station. Next stop, a healthy body.
Sohma Kyo: If you’re right I’ll do a thousand push-ups, and since you’re so confident, if you’re wrong, you can do ’em.
Sohma Yuki: A thousand push-ups? That’s a lot to you?
Sohma Kyo: You go to hell, Yuki.
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This is insane. Anything is art. Here, watch this. A statue of Jesus made out of cigarette butts.
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Ash: Kit, this is amazing.
Kit: I know, when’s the last time you cried like that?
Ash: Huh? You cried?
Kit: Damn right, I did.
Ty: Now wrap me in your arms, I need body heat.
Kit: All right. [sighs] And you’re nestling.
Dru: Cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Just so you know, at the end of the sixth book, Snape kills-
Kit: La-la-la-la-! No spoilies! Ty, let’s go.
Izzy: Simon, look. You think it’s our guys?
Simon: Maybe. But this is New York, so there’s a very strong chance it’s just “city blood.”
Kit: I mean, sure, we’re enemies, but in, like, a playful way, like Tom and Jerry. Oh, my God. Was Tom trying to eat Jerry? My whole life is a lie.