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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 8 months

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Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Jake: smad

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free-my-boy-grumbot · 8 months

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i cannot read this in any other way

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di0rit3 · 1 month

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Amy: why are you following me?

Jake: because we’re dating now

Amy: okay... but what about Charles?

Jake: we’re a package deal

Charles: buy one idiot, get one free

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claire7491 · 1 year

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Y/n: what? no phones?!

Wong: this is the sanctum. no internet.

Y/n: what am I supposed to do to pass the time?

Wong: you could learn a foreign language

Y/n: go to hell.

Stephen: hey, the "no internet" rule shocked me too. I wanted to do research on my new book.

Y/n: ...

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jakexamyforever · 1 year

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Jake: I didn't drink that much last night. Rosa: You were flirting with Amy. Jake: So what? They're my partner. Rosa: You asked if they were single. Rosa: And then you cried when they said they weren't.

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achillyscomedown · 3 months

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lotr (+ 1 hobbit) quotes def not stolen from brooklyn nine nine

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thorin: you think you can just bully people, but you can’t. it’s not okay. i’m the bully around here, ask anyone.

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merry: the only thing i’m not good at is modesty, because I’m great at it.

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gimli: i’ve only said ‘i love you’ to three people. my mom, my dad, and my dying grandpa. and one of those I regret.

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pippin: i’m not totally useless. i can be used as a bad example :D

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frodo: i wasn’t hurt that bad - they said all my bleeding was internal. that’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

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legolas: you don’t dance with the devil because you’ll get burned. or in gimli’s case because he has no rhythm and his hands are like little rat claws.

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gandalf, while smoking pipe-weed: the english language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts so i’m incorporating emoji into my speech to better express myself. winky face. wizard hat. peace sign.

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sam: my nana always said ‘bad news first because the good news is probably a lie’. fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

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aragorn: i’m fine at parties, i just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

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gandalf giving a super detailed and thought out plan:

pippin: sir, with all due respect, i am gonna completely ignore everything you just said-

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boromir recounting how he’d broken the barrier between man and hobbit and how him and the four were now good friends: i appealed to their sense of teamwork and camaraderie and love of food with a rousing speech that would put even elrond to shame.

aragorn who’d heard the hobbits laughing about the speech just minutes earlier: :D

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fr3sh-c0rn · 6 days

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Boyle: we broke up :(

Jake: i had a boyfriend once for longer than /that/

Boyle: what

Jake: fuck

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zepp-l1n · 1 year

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Wylan: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Reader: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes.

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jeena-says-hi · 2 years

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Jim, after Silver helps him with something

Jim: Cool, thanks dad

*the crew all stare at him*

Jim: Why is everyone staring at me?

Dobbler: You just called Silver “dad”

Jim: No I didn’t, I said thanks man

Silver: Do you see me as a father figure, Jim?

Jim: No! If anything I see you as a bother figure cause you’re always bothering me

Amelia: Hey! Show your father some respect.

Jim: I didn’t call him dad!

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anniesocsandgeneralstore · 2 years

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Hangman x Ronnie but make it Brooklyn 99 (aka somehow Jake is the brains of this operation)

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that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you · 6 months

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Jake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amy: ...you are a hazard to society

Rosa: and a coward. do twenty

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batfamgalore · 5 months

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*Bruce talking to Dick and Jason after a mission*

Bruce: Both of you have done exemplary work, which I appreciate.

Dick: And I can see that by the absolutely no indicators on your face.

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catxart · 8 months

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James: No Sirius, you're fine. Just be yourself.

Sirius: Be myself? James, I have one day to win over Remus's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Peter: Couple weeks.

Remus: Six months.

Regulus: Jury's STILL out.

Sirius: See, James? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that? I hope you're not telling Harry that crap.

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violent138 · 28 days

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Dick, back from an undercover mission: "All right, fill me in. Tell me everything I missed."

Steph: "Won't take long. Only three things happened. Jason chipped his tooth and had a lisp for a week."

Jason: "Lithen up, theeven. I'm Thorry, did I thay thumthing amuthing to you? Anther me, you thun of a birth!"

Duke: "Number two, Stephanie and Damian wore the same outfit to work one day."

Steph: "How does it look better on you?"

Jason: "And Bruce banned headphones while masks are on, due to the Tim Incident."

Tim, rolling his eyes, shouting across the Cave: "I like listening to music sometimes! Patrol gets boring!"

Dick: "Great recap."

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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 7 months

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Everyone: *chatting around the dining room table for a family dinner*

Tommy: *hands Y/N the salt*

Y/N: Thanks, dad

Everyone: *stops talking and stares*

Y/N: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?

Ada: You just called Tommy ‘dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad’

Y/N: What? No! I said, ‘Thanks, bro’

Tommy: Do you see me as a father figure, N/N?

Y/N: Pftt- no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!

John: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Y/N: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

Tommy: No, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment

Arthur: It’s no big deal. I called Linda ‘mom’ once and she’s my wife!

Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Arthur has psycho issues!!

Finn: Old news. But you called Tommy ‘dad’

Y/N: Guys, for the last time, I didn’t call Tommy ‘dad’!

Tommy: That’s alright, I believe you-

Y/N: *sighs in relief* Thank you

Tommy: -daughter. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N:

Y/N: *tears up* I'd like that

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achillyscomedown · 3 months

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gandalf, while everyone is trying to figure out what to do with the ring: hey pippin, why don’t you just do the right thing and jump out a window? saruman will never torture frodo if he knows he’s mourning the death of a close friend.

#it’s like when gandalf told pippin to jump down the well while they were in moria so he’d be less of a nuisance #gandalfs hatred of pippin is actually so sad but funny #btw read the post in a sarcastic tone #gandalf #lotr #the lord of the rings #lord of the rings #the fellowship of the ring #pippin #pippin took #merry and pippin #tumblr #incorrect quotes #lotr incorrect quotes #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 incorrect quotes

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