#silly story

[whereis-mypizza]

#harry potter #hp #severus snape #hedgehog potter #snarry #silly story #silly death eater #fan art #my art

[poisoned-peppermint]

Palette 26: Tigers Eye

"What a confusing little dragon"

"You don't know where she came from, who her parents are or why she's even here.

She's incredibly dangerous with horribly deadly venom and undocumented abilities.

Why claim her as yours don't you fear what could happen to you or your other dragonet"

"Respectfully your highness, she's my daughter and I will not abandon my daughter no matter her origin. I'll stay to see her future."

"If you say so dear, but I have my worries"

"I wish those worries were not unfounded"

~A small excerpt of my Wings of Fire AU, in which Queen Ruby addresses her concerns to Abysswalker after an incident, at the Jade Mountain academy~

#oc artwork #my art #oc art #digital art #oc #color palette #colour palettes #colors #colour palette #pretty colors #colorful #wof au #wof #wof art #wof oc #wof oc art #wings of fire art #wingsoffire #wings of fire #wof hybrid #wings of fire oc #wings of fire hybrid #silly oc #silly story #dragons

[laryfile]

Расскажи весь сюжет Аманды пака Ресторан ни видит

UH-OH! OH?

Well ;] Itz Zimple!!

AMANDA ZPOILERS AHEAD⚠️⚠️

The Ztory End Iz Lary Lobster Killz Ze School And He Rulez Ze World

#No Clickbait #very tru #thiz tru #canon event #mwahahaaha #now therez no need to stories #it wazzz sooo obvious #silly story #not fake #ok sadly itz joke #BAHAHAVAV #SUPERJ #HELPP #sw + ew #shyamasworld + eddsworld #shyamasworld + ew #sw+ew #amanda sw+ew #amanda

[mabelsweatercloset]

I was wearing my bill cipher necklace at school today, some girl asked me if I was apart of the illumanti. Which like, yes. yes I am.

#gravity falls #bill cipher #silly story #cult #the illumanti and gf fandom isn’t much different

[12timetraveler]

So I've been thinking about this a lot and thought I should share. Some of you may know a couple months back I lost someone very dear to me. Her name was Nan. She was a friend of my grandparents, a friend of my parents, a neighbor, and most importantly she was like another grandma to me. Her passing hit me very hard.

But recently I've been thinking about something. When I was a kid she would babysit her grandson twice a week. He was a year younger than me and so we'd play on those days. We even had a gap in the fence so we could easily go between the yards.

Nan loved her garden and often times us playing was just us following her around the garden "helping".

She used to use Folgers coffee cans to catch snails. I thought it was very sweet that she was catching the snails to give them a home, and I would gather leaves and grass and make little living rooms for the snails in the coffee cans. This was a pretty standard event. I'd go to Nan's, see the snails in the coffee can, and start making them feel welcome. It was part of the routine. Scoop the plant food into the watering can, fill the watering can, water the deck flowers, check the coffee can for new friends. Every day during the summer.

As I grew up I never saw anything wrong with it. Other people would complain about snails, but I loved them and I never understood why people wouldn't want them in their gardens. Nan wanted them, she let me make little homes for them. And her garden was beautiful. I never questioned why Nan was the only woman in the world who welcomed the snails.

It wasn't until about a year before she died that I realized the truth. As her health started to decline I went to visit her. We sat in her kitchen and talked for hours like we always did. We were reminiscing and she started laughing about how I was always such a sweet kid and how I loved everything around me. She started chuckling and said something like "and there was you and the snails."

My younger brother asked what she meant and she went on to explain that she would set out a coffee can with some bait in it to catch the snails and then she would get rid of them. And when I discovered them, she had to become very sneaky about getting rid of the snails and "oh you're right that big one is gone. Guess he must have gone home to his wife and kids" when in reality she was throwing them away.

That's when everything suddenly made sense.

Nan didn't want the snails. She didn't have some magical reason that no one else could fathom about why the snails were good for her yard. She would just play along with me. Let me be innocent and see only good in the world. And once I went home for the day she'd dump the snails in the garbage.

I was 26 when I realized this. I genuinely never questioned why Nan was the only person ever to want snails in her garden.

This memory has made me smile so often ever since her passing. It's made it easier to have that memory to cling onto. I think it's hilarious. I laugh every time I think about it. I didn't even remember it until at her funeral, even though I was asked for stories of her to be told by one of the speakers. But ever since I haven't been able to stop thinking about the Folgers coffee can filled with snails.

I love that Nan nurtured that innocence and wonder instead of teasing me or telling me off. This was very in character for me, especially as a kid. I was little dense and naive but always seeing the beauty in everything.

Even a coffee can full of snails.

#mj rambles #childhood wonder #snails #i was a weird kid #and i love that for me #silly story #i still like snails

[euesworld]

#silly stories #silly story #laughs #spending time together #spending time with you #in bed #netflix and chill #netflix and cuddles #netflix #lazy day #i love you #with your person #life #life quotes #text #thoughts #feelings #spilled ink #spilled thoughts #spilled words #love quotes #love #love quote life quotes #love quote for her #quoteoftheday #romance #romantic #lovers #relationship quotes #relationships

[aradia-with-geese]

When I was a kid on tumblr I thought when people said don’t repost their art they meant don’t reblog it because I couldn’t comprehend stealing the art and so I felt bad when I liked a piece and couldn’t reblog it.

Thank you for coming to my therapy session

#silly story

[xx-your-new-obsession-xx]

I just got off the phone with my mom and she was complaining about how annoying my dad was being and she was telling me the funniest story about him making a sandwich and how ridiculously crazy he is and about 10 minutes into our phone call my dad beeps in and I switch over and he tells me how annoying and weird my mom is and tells me the exact same story that she just told me but they're both totally different versions and I am just sitting over here thinking how hilarious this all is and I seriously can't wait to be able to call my grown child one day and complain about my husbands idiotic behavior and say things like "it's a good thing I love him because your father is a moron. I guess I'll keep him though" 😂😂😂

#family #relationships #husband #wife #parents #funny #funny stuff #relationship goals #adult child #mom #dad #kid #story time #my family #about me #phone calls #silly story

[illuminesce]

Ripley

There are times when you make mistakes and apologize.

Other times, you make mistakes and dig your heels in, despite you being entirely, blatantly wrong.

This is a story about one of those times.

My partner loves Metroid. Loves it. He has played all of the games.

I, however, attempted to play Metroid II when I was a kid on the Game Boy Color while in the passenger seat of a moving car. I was so frustrated by the game that I didn't realize I had motion sickness until my stomach forcibly expelled its contents onto me, the car seat, and the game.

That was the last time I played Metroid.

This means I have a vague, often incorrect memory of knowing what Metroid is about, and, in my attempts to support my partner, end up getting facts about Metroid wrong.

For instance, in Metroid Prime he was playing a part where Samus was followed by the pterodactyl alien monster and I said—

"Aw man, that Ripley is so scary."

"You mean Ridley?" he offered. This, I realized after the fact, was his way of allowing me a graceful out. I had gotten the name of the titular villain in Metroid wrong and he figured I was just misremembering.

Instead of admitting my mistake, I responded in hubris.

"No, it's...Ripley. It's definitely Ripley."

He squinted at me. "No, it's Ridley...like Ridley Scott, the director of Alien."

"No, Ripley is like...Sigourney Weaver's character in Alien, right?"

He stopped playing Metroid to open up a wiki. To which, I realized the following three things:

Its name is Ridley, not Ripley.

There's no way I could have "pulled a fast one" on a diehard Metroid fan with my limited knowledge (see: fifteen minutes in the car before vomiting) of the Metroid series

I have completely unearned confidence in my knowledge about Metroid AND in the movie Alien

Even after I learned these three things, I still kept saying, "but I could have sworn..." How did I get this knowledge that I felt so sure about? Why was I so convinced?

I have since openly admitted to my partner that I was wrong and he is the Most Knowledgeable Metroid Dude but from time to time he'll point at the screen when Ridley appears and go, "Look, it's your favorite character, Ripley!"

I admit, I still believe Ripley exists, around 20%. It's a feeling I can't shake. Maybe not in Metroid, but in some separate universe, there's a pterodactyl alien chasing the Famous Seamus Arran and she'll point her bean guns at it and say,

"I'm coming for you, Ripley!!!!"

#metroid #metroid dread #samus aran #ridley scott #alien #ripley #seamus arran #metroid series #metroid prime #silly story #longpost

[shellofamann]

It's all getting to me and I don't care how many pills it takes.

should I count to 10 pills? or maybe thats not enough how about 20?

Fuck it I'll down the whole bottle.

Damn This room is spinning

But I must say my goodbyes.

To mom; forgive me but I had to, and it's not your fault.

To dad; I'm sorry and I still love you.

That's what I wanted to write but im not sure if I did.

lie down and wait for it.

Lie beside the scrabbles on the paper u called ur final goodbyes.

nothing,

I'm seeing nothing

I'm feeling nothing.

Is this it?

Is this death?

Have I finally killed myself?

Peace and nothingness

till I open my eyes

am I in hell?

I just see him crying, you know you would never see him cry.

But I guess I failed,

Even at killing myself I failed.

Take me back because death felt good.

promises that you would try again.

#kms #silly story #sh #tw #cvt #triggerwarninggg #possible tw #i dont want to live anymore #suic1de

[dioptasesystem]

Ok so in the final episode of that Kirby anime, there was a one off line about King Dedede wanting to push Meta Knight off a bridge. So, naturally, me and my brother essentially flanderized his entire character into wanting to push people off bridges. His main line was "I'm gonna push you off a bridge!"

#kirby #dedede #king dedede #kirby dedede #silly #silly story #silly stories #childhood memories #hoshi no kaabii #kirby of the stars #kirby right back at ya

[spookcataloger]

Naruto-running deerman (2020)

#/x/ 4chan #greentext #innawoods #hunting story #shapeshifters #skinwalkers #guns #mimics #childhood memories #silly story #funny #spooky #nope

[belteppismo]

Came here for a story. 👀🫶

Thanks for asking💗 No specific topic requested, so I'll just rant about the first one that comes to my mind

On my first year of high school I had this half-French classmate that nobody could really stand (like, his biggest flex was having visited Cuba and he talked exclusively about that for the first month and a half. I'll avoid dwelling on the fact that he also wore a Che Guevara hoodie every single day of the year, from September to June, whatever the temperature). Unrelated, but not even the French teacher liked him and asked him to sit in the back during her lessons

Anyway, he only had only one friend: this tall, broad, kind of awkward guy named Ramon, who was also unbelievably uncoordinated

One day, during PE, our teacher had the genius idea of filming us in small groups as we recreated a coreography using steps. When Ramon's turn came, I was sitting next to the Cuba guy. And he literally went "Go, Ramon! I love you, you're my Tinkerbell!". Then he turned to me and asked me if I didn't find him "so elegant and smooth" (which was probably even weirder than the time he'd asked if I wanted to buy weed from him)

It obviously became a meme within my group of friends and we've given each other Tinkerbell-themed presents over the years

#silly story #but thank you again for asking #<3 #asks

[sardonic-sprite]

Stupid thing:

Tell me a story about one of your graduations or that happened around graduation (kindergarten graduation, primary school graduation, graduations your fam/you personally do, baby teeth graduation etc. Literally anything)

I'm at a graduation, that's why

Ok so my high school graduation was kinda wild ig from an outsider perspective. Background: tore a ligament in my hip in February and graduated in June. Hadn't had it fixed yet, but I could be off crutches, so yay.

ANYWAY

Ceremony was a trip, honestly. It was just like 20 kids, and I was in the lil band that played one song, and just like, everything was loud, I was stressed, my posters still weren't done, it was A Whole Thing and I lowkey had a panic attack out in the car when my mom came to bring the picture boards. Recovered from that, got through graduation ok and even survived all the mingling after.

Mostly bc we didn't stay long since the next day we were going to Disney World to celebrate.

Nearly walked out of the place without my phone, having left it on the piano where I'd used it to read chords.

Went to Disney and mostly used a wheelchair to get around bc SO MUCH WALKING but anyway there i am in florida in summer sitting in one position in the sun for like 10 hours a day in a BLACK WHEELCHAIR

I got SOOOO sunburned lmao and i was like crying bc even the sheets hurt on my skin and then sweated to death wearing full-coverage pants and a sweater for the next 2 days

Oh amd this was covid so unless we were outside or at a restaurant table we were wearing masks

#sprite said #ask #thanks for the ask! #silly story #graduation #it was a whole thing ig

[claudiaesbrutal]

MTV FAN LETTER <3

The phone rings and I let it. Let the phone sing its song to completion, let it announce the name of the caller and let it miss its opportunity to connect. Texts upon texts flood my screen with questions and conversations left unanswered. Let them.

"Perhaps I was born for a time of letters" I think to myself as I indulge in every fruit of the industrial revolution. It's not that my gadgets and gizmos make me who I am, but they certainly played a very important role. A kid born into a televised society, drinking from the internet's tit, shouldn't have so many problems replying to messages. Not only am I the weakest link in my ancestral lineage, I am the weakest link in today's standards. I bet I have a bunch of great grandmothers that endured the harshest of conditions, people that did stuff that took guts, they probably took on beasts I couldn't even fathom; not me though. For me, pain looks like having to do what's asked of me. Simple stuff, nothing that wouldn't eventually benefit me. Still, I resist. And at this point, it's kind of counterproductive to bring such haste for revolution and chaos in a rather comfortable circumstance. Well, as comfortable as living in a colony under imperial rule can get. Nothing about the easier path seems appealing to me, even though that's all I crave; for things to be easy. In practice, I somehow manage to always make things harder than they should be. Every time I feel like I've untangled my mess, the knot tightens.

The first time I realized I had unlimited and unrestricted access to media I was 8 years old, in my mom's room, channel surfing. As I clicked through all those boring adult shows, one of them stood out to me, something called MTV. At the time, MTV was still showing music videos in the mornings, but like all those networks, they were trying to expand their catalog and now offered a small but impactful selection of reality shows. It started with the Real World and it didn't end there, suddenly my world had also expanded its catalog and I was binging multiple shows on multiple channels, unbeknownst to my mother. Later on, YouTube came into my life. That took things to the next level. The entire scope of humanity: uncensored, unfiltered and at the touch of my fingertips. I've been drunk on power ever since. This is not an isolated experience, there are so many people who can relate to being chronically online (I saw you, I was there too); the thing is, I'm still not sure what this has done to me. To my spirit.

I feel like an anomaly in the bloodline, like I have not fully evolved to exist in this digital era, yet I could not survive on letters alone.

Some nights I wonder what it would be like to explain all of this to my ancestors. What would they think? Would they think I'm brave? Would they think I'm silly? Would they see my struggle? Would I see their struggle? Hopefully I'm not too bothered by the answers. If I were to think best case scenario, they'd be pleased. They would be keen to ask questions about all the internet lore of the early 2010's. They would ask me all about my favorite shows and laugh at all the tik-toks I've saved for later. They would be so glad to know that there is a part of our story where our biggest struggle is mustering the strength to pick up the damn phone.

#black tumblr #literature #love #self love #spilled thoughts #books #book blog #inspiration #words #chronically online #mtv #fangirl #dumb wh0re #dumb slvt #annoyed #felt cute #silly story #silly stuff #depressing shit #sorry for being depressing #depressiv

[iamindebt]

I cant belive piggy secret ending was found november 14 2021,,,, bro i feel old

#silly story #i watched the lives while in online classes #so #yikes #UGH IT FEELS LIKE YESTERDAY #roblox piggy