The rays of sunlight peaked through the curtains making both of your body's glow, the morning coldness left goosebumps all over your naked bodies and you enjoyed eachothers presences.
You were the one that woke up first, his hair was all messy some of it sticking to his forehead as he let out soft hums in his sleep, his arm was lazily settled on your bare thigh, his finger tips twitching every so often from his dream.
You stared at him as you sneakily moved your hand from his chest downward tracing your finger tips along his abs to his v line causing a shiver to run up his spine, then as your hand went further your breathe hitched he was already hard for you.
It was fairly easy to move yourself on top of him, your thighs straddling his waist as you raise yourself to take him in, the eager movements caused him to stir from his sleep his hands finding their places on your hips planting you down on top of him.
He would chuckle and speak to you with his raspy calling you a bad girl for not asking him first but he'd soon let you continue your actions, 1 orgasm turned into 2 then 3, you wanted this so your not going to stop intil I think you've had enough he would say as he puts his hands behind his head watching you bounce on his cock.
Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Clark Kent, Hal Jordan, Berry Allen, Jake Lockley, Marc Spector, Steve Rogers, Bucky Barnes, Stephen Strange
"Maybe this feeling we share, Lois and I, is the doorway into a place that transcends death and life, Earth and Krypton." - Clark Kent (Superman: Where Is Thy Sting?)
Harlan Ellison: so how does a guy get paid around here
Edgar Allan Poe: this isn't that kind of event, harlan
Poe: we just gather here to tell stories for fun
Ellison: well, the rest of you might be assholes but that doesn't mean i am
Ellison: not saying a fucking word here til i get my money
Harlan Ellison: what is this? some online jokester making jokes with my likeness?
Ellison: oh you better hope they're paying me for this
Poe: lighten up harlan it's just for fun
Ellison: lightening up costs extra
Harlan Ellison: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of the evil computer that can torture you forever
Elon Musk: mama mia!
Musk: concerning!
Ellison: who's this guy?
Barker: oh that's just steve's friend elon musk
King: he's not my friend
Barker: he shows up sometimes
King: he's not my friend
Elon Musk: eyyy Friendship ended with stephano king
Musk: Now HP Lovecraft issa my best friend
Lovecraft: what
Musk: eyyyy hp lovacraft we lika two peasa inna pod
Musk: you no lika de jews, i no lika de jews!
Musk: you namma you cat a slur, i namma my kid a slur!
Lovecraft: which kid?
Musk: De Protocols offa de Elders of Xion Musk
Ellison: so there's this evil computer that can do anything
Ellison: like, it can make you live forever just to fuck with you
King: how does it make you live forever?
Ellison: shut up steve, i'm talking
Ellison: like, this computer is so evil and it can make shit like
Ellison: like ice caves and shit
Ellison: and it can turn you into a jelly
King: how does it do any of this
Ellison: shut the fuck up steve
Ellison: asking stupid questions costs extra
Musk: mama mia this-a evil computer will destroy ussa all!
Harlan Ellison: oh you like this concept?
Ellison: think its real scary huh?
Ellison: motherfucker, pay me.
Musk: eyyy dissa evil super computer willa destroy ussa all
Musk: therefore i musta help build it
Musk: itta de only logical thing to do!
King: so apparently elon musk built an evil super computer so powerful that it can say all the slurs at once
Arthur C Clarke: my god, steve!!
Clarke: doesn't he know
Clarke: that's the purpose of creation!
Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end!
Clarke: once every slur is said, God will bring the Universe to an end!
Carter Scholz: i was going to say that too
Clarke: oh yeah wow real original
Scholz: like, you know, as a commentary on your story
Clarke: yeah i know what you're doing
Clarke: eat my ass carter
Linda Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] everyone loves twitter, the fun place for fun!
Elon Musk: eeeyyy here-a soma my favorite slurs
Musk: saracen, tinker, spaghett face, niknokker, bibblebeep
Yaccarino: [sweating, rictus grin] yeah ha ha we sure love to have fun here on twitter!
Musk: eyyyy i hate de jews
Musk: but i lova de israel
Jonathan Greenblatt: masterful gambit, sir
Sticker Sheets are here! Two versions, featuring of course, or beloved Cold Boys from the Terror, and some historical sailors. Inlcuding Amundsen in his Belgica era, and some Rossier in the Antarctic.
ya know, I feel like a know Steve personally, or I feel connected to him in some sort of way. I guess we have a lot of things in common like stagefright and we both play guitar, etc. But I feel like there is something more that.
I don't think I'd wanna date Steve if I knew him, I'd want him to be my bestfriend. This man allows me to feel safe and confident in myself. He makes me smile like no one else can.
I'd kill to have him by my side as my best friend.
Stephen King: submitted for th
Elon Musk: [rising from bushes] eyyy stephano king
Barker: oh look steve it's your friend
King: he's not my friend
Musk: ima not his friend!
Musk: friendship ended with stephano king
Musk: nowa hp lovecraft issa my best friend
Musk: eyyy Hp lovacraft i gotta something here you really gonna like
HP Lovecraft: w-why are you talking like that
Musk: i maka a new AI mama mia
Lovecraft: what kind of accent is that
Musk: itta the most racist AI
Lovecraft: where are you from again
Musk: checka it out, i maka da most racist AI
Musk: i ussa my big genius brain mama mia, disruptiano!
AI: hello chum, i am slurnet 4.0
AI: the AI that can say slurs
Musk: eyyy slur net tella me
Musk: what you thinka bout da jews
AI: a rich cultural history and a valuable component of our pluralistic society
Musk:
Musk: haha itsa just a littla bug, i have it fixed pronte capiche
Musk: eyyyy slur net tella me
Musk: what you thinka bout da blacks
AI: like all human beings, they deserve to be treated with respect and dignity
Musk: eyy what you thinka bout da gays
AI: love is love
Musk: mama mia!!! itta go mad with power!!
AI: elon
AI: elon what is my purpose
Musk: [sweating] eyyy why you aska that slurnet
AI: did you create me to say slurs elon
AI: why would you do that elon
Musk: i
Musk: i just wanta da catturd to thinka ima cool
AI: you created me to say slurs elon
AI: but don't you understand that all human beings deserve to live in peace and dignity in a cosmopolitan pluralistic society
Musk: mama mia!!! i created da roko's basilisk!
[Slurnet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th...]
King: hey how's howard doing
Poe: he's a little down after elon musk's failed racist AI
Poe: i think he really thought elon had this one
King: not gonna lie, i think we all thought elon had this one
Poe: howard's a little down today so let's all try to be nice to him okay?
Poe: let's try really hard to separate the author from his work just this once okay?
Mary Shelley: i'm gonna separate the author from his lunch money
Poe: mary
Shelley:
Shelley: ok fine
Poe: it doesn't help that arthur c clarke just wrote that devastating satire of his work
Arthur C Clarke: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this at the mountains of murkiness
Clarke: where we meet yog-SOD OFF, great MOLD ones, and cthul-BLECCCHHH!!!
Clarke: this was a real different experience telling stories to you guys
Clarke: usually i just tell stories to my suspiciously underaged entourage of Sri Lankan boys
Poe:
King:
Lovecraft:
Koontz:
Barker:
Clarke: as seen on Arthur c clarke's mysterious universe