#the umbrella academy as vines

[highlyincorrect]

Klaus: HEY GUYS-

Diego, pointing to a (finally) sleeping Five: SHHHHH

Klaus: Oh, sorry

Klaus, whispering: there’s a fire-

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #umbrella academy #number five #tua #the umbrella academy s4 #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #incorrect quotes #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves #source: vine

[spn-lesbian]

Klaus: I have a ton of followers

Diego: on what app?

Klaus: app? I'm the leader of a cult

#source: vine #tua #the umbrella academy #incorrect the umbrella academy #incorrect tua #klaus hargreeves #diego hargreeves

[fiveapocalypse]

Five: can I get a waffle

Diego and Luther: *fighting*

Five: can I PLEASE get a waffle

Diego and Luther: *still fighting*

Five: oh for fuck’s sake

#the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #five hargreeves centric #diego hargreeves #luther hargreeves #I’m watching vines if you can’t tell

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

#the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua #umbrella academy #tua spoilers #the umbrella academy spoilers #umbrella academy spoilers #viktor hargreeves #elliot page #harlan cooper #harlan tua #viktor tua #callum keith rennie #justin paul kelly #you are my dad #you are my dad vine

[handkun]

finished this, hope it actually looks like him 🤧🤧🙏

(plus bonus glowy eye version that actually sucks) (nvm it sucks too bad 🤧)

#viktor hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy #tua season 3 #vine boom #elliot page #my head #HURTS!!!!!!

[in-a-slanted-outhouse]

Guys I found some 100% real leaked footage from S3!!!

#/j #i think im so funny #idk if this has been done already lmao #tua #tua s3 spoilers #tua s3 speculation #diego #stan #the umbrella academy #tua memes #vine

[jellybeanium124]

A third TUA vine comp after literally an entire year. This time the vines were compiled by @plumwildflowers. enjoy!

#tua #the umbrella academy #tua vine comp #lila pitts #tua the handler #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #allison hargreeves #tua meme #tua memes

[incorrect-ikea-mafia]

Oscar: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Otto: What?!

Oscar: Oh, sorry.

Oscar, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Otto, whispering: Of course, what do you need?

#the swedes #the umbrella academy season 2 #incorrect quotes #source: vine

[iamthecutestofborg]

TUA season three spoilers without context

#tua spoilers #umbrella academy memes #umbrella academy spoilers #spoilers without context #vine #klaus hargreeves #Reginald Hargreeves

[rouiettes]

excuse me are we all just supposed to move on from stan being blitzed 😭😭😭😭

#the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #BC I HAVE NOT!!! like???? hello???? #LIKE HE DIDNT HAVE A HAND IN SHOWING DIEGO HE COULD BE A FATHER???????? #(insert banging on the bus door vine here)

[disneyparksattractionstournament]

Round 1 of Extinct Disney Parks attractions and experiences matchups

Group A:

A1:

Horizons vs Space Mountain - Ghost Galaxy

Innoventions vs Magic of Disney Animation

Rocket Rods vs Backlot tour

Disneyland's Peoplemover vs Adventure Thru Inner Space

River country vs Discovery island

Wonders of Life Sensory Fun house vs Honey I Shrunk the Kids playset

Stitch's Great Escape! vs The Enchanted Tiki Room:Under New Management

Shark reef (Typhoon Lagoon) vs Kim Possible: World Showcase Adventure

A2:

Cinderella Castle Mystery Tour vs ExtraTerrorestrial Alien Encounter

The Great Movie Ride vs World of Motion

California Screamin vs Maelstrom

Test Track 1.0 vs Ellen's Universe of Energy

Cranium Command vs El Rio del Tiempo

Journey Into Imagination vs 20k leagues under the sea

Season of the Vine vs Mission Tortilla Factory

Superstar Limo vs Orange Stinger

Group B:

B1:

25th Cake Castle vs Stitch TP castle

Epcot Spaceship Earth Wand/2000 vs Earffel Tower

Pre-Frozen Norway Epcot vs Wonders of Life pavilion

The Land fountain/pre 2004 The Land vs Epcot future world floor fibre optic lights

Downtown disney vs Millennium village

Aunt Polly’s vs Soundstage restaurant

Mouse Gear vs Old World of Disney

Old entrance plaza/section of DCA vs A Bugs Land

B2:

Pizza planet vs Electric umbrella

Big coke bottle mist sprays at MGM vs Space Mountain bouncy walkway after ride

Cinderella Castle Christmas lights vs Old Cinderella Castle colors

Toontown fair vs Streets of America

MGM Sorcerer's hat vs DCA letters

Fountain of Nations vs Old Polynesian Lobby

Ice Station Cool vs Old MK hub/plaza

Pleasure Island vs Disney Quest

Group C:

C1:

Mickey and the Magical Map vs Main Street Electrical Parade

Spirit of Aloha dinner show vs Legend of the Lion King

Remember the Magic/Magical Moments parade vs Dream Along With Mickey show

Magic Journeys vs Honey, I Shrunk the Audience

Illuminations vs Star Wars Fireworks

Red Cad Trolley News Boys vs Club Buzz / Calling All Space Scouts… a Buzz Lightyear Adventure

Character dining at the Liberty Tree Tavern vs Push the Talking Trash Can

Food Rocks/Kitchen Kabaret vs The Muppets Present...Great Moments in American History

C2:

Golden Dreams vs Eureka! The California Adventure Parade

Tapetry of Nations parade vs Wishes

Citizens of Hollywood/Main street vs Lucky the Dinosaur

Mickey climbing the Matterhorn vs Disneyland mermaids

Paint the Night Parade vs Mad T Party

Stars and Motorcars parade vs Mickey's Jammin Jungle Parade

Animagique vs Kitetails

Spectromagic parade vs Mickey Mania parade

Group D:

D1:

Old Kilimanjaro Safaris with plotline/Little Red VS. Fountains in Small World/old colors

Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights vs Jedi Training Academy

Disney dollars vs Hard tickets at Disney World

Old look of chocolate coins in parks(with Dumbo, Jiminy Cricket, and Scrooge) vs Wake Tinker Bell at Tinker Bell’s Treasures

Wading in lakes/beaches vs Riding in the front of the monorail

Tom Sawyer paint brushes vs Magical express

Pal Mickey vs Epcot Living statues

Strawberry Minnie Fruit bars vs Simba Paw ice cream bar

D2:

Extra magic hours(Like, the ones where they stayed open til 12am or even 3am) vs Star Wars Weekends

Yellow ponchos vs Hotel mickey soap

Unique Bedspreads vs Resort Bedtime stories TV

Fun road signs vs Epcot Innoventions and old Entrance loop

Epcot kidcot masks/duffy vs Penny press with cranks

Free roaming characters in Disney World vs Paper fastpasses

Mickey straws vs Pirates of the Caribbean barker parrot

Old attic scene in Haunted Mansion with pop up yelling jump scare ghosts VS. Pre 2007 Spaceship Earth ending

#matchups #match ups #round 1 #disney #disney parks extinct attractions tournament

[highlyincorrect]

Klaus: Make no mistake. I am both party rocking and in the house tonight

Allison, without looking up: But are you shuffling?

Klaus: Every single day

Five, a confused old man: What language are you two speaking?!

#we need a whole episode of just Klaus teaching five abt new pop culture #Klaus yelling vines at the top of his lungs #while five bangs his head against the wall #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #incorrect quotes #number five #umbrella academy #incorrect umbrella academy quotes #source: tumblr #klaus hargreeves #tumblr memes

[noradoctor]

Hi you're so cool I'll try not to fuck this up!!!!:

Obscure Fadom(s) you need to talk about

That song that you have a mental break down to and then kill a man to in the same day

Why are you so cool?

Something in your immediate vicinity that would look so much better if it was bedazzled

Favorite type of tit

Your favorite thing you've ever created (meme, art, writing piece, ect.)

Character you would love to kiss (romantically or platonically)

Person you want to meet so badly, alive or dead

Favorite meme ever (I would ask vine but some people don't even know what vine is)

Food you would currently devour of placed in frontof you

Favorite weather in detail

Hyper specific color appreciation

Ok for fandoms errr ermmm smeromr eoroommroooo errrrr erm ermmmmmm does dirk gentlys holistic detective agency (the show) count, i really want the books but also broke as hell (also the umbrella academy, but specifically the comics)

SONG MOMENT OUU errrm ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ermm im capable of having a mental breakdown to anything if i have the willpower to do so (same with killing a man) so probably fight for me by AlicebanD

my pure epic skills (lie)

box of honeycomb flavoured weetos, bedazzle that shit and ill eat all of them

azure tit they look silly

probably my own OCs backstories, i've had them for over two years and there is still things to be done but im very proud of them all

Kayne from hit podcast malevolent (pleaspeleasepleasepleasepleasepleaepleaseplease)

King george the III

favourite meme ever you say... hmmm. hmm i have a horrendous sense of humour so that stupid ass my apolocheese cat

Spaghetti Bolognase made by my father

The rain, specifically loud heavy rain with occasionally bursts of thunder and at nightime as i'm trying to sleep, the drops of rain thudding against the glass of my window in the dark

Reseda green my beloved, more people need to use it, honestly, swampy greens in general, they can work so well in several different situations and people hate them, why, why do you hate the swampy greens, all they ever did was exist and be cool

#explodes you #another food would probably be nachos made by myself #or a creme egg #or two creme eggs #maybe three

[tua-masked-author]

🧜‍♀️ Mermay Masqueraders Unmasked!! 🧜‍♀️

Thank you all so much for a great Round Four of TUA Masked Author (this time with art)! We had some amazing Mermay-themed submissions as well as plenty of amazing masqueraders who followed their own muses. This was the first round that we opened submissions up to art, and we so appreciate all the artists who participated. We had a total of 23 submissions (17 fics and 6 pieces of art), submitted by 17 total masqueraders.

Now that the ballots have been received and counted, we have some bragging rights to distribute! Congratulations to @destinyandcoins for guessing the most authors and artists correct. You got a total of 11 out of 23, for 48%!

Over the next week or so, we will be reblogging all the submission promos we received with the true author or artist, as well as some statistics such as the top guess and % guessed correctly.

🎭 You can find the full reveal of true authors and artists under the cut! 🎭

FANFICTION

Bad Moon Rising by destinyandcoins

Brother of Mine. by momolight

Deep Down by KawaiiCommunism

Did Somebody Say Just Eat? by The_Author52

Five Times Five Felt Like A Failure As An Uncle by StardustInYourEyes

Grace Through the Doorway in Time, and what she found there by Undercamel_of_Pluto

How It Feels To Be Helpless by in-a-slanted-outhouse (the_t_stands_for_tall)

How to Catch Up with your Therapist after a Couple of… Busy Months by Rockinlibrarian

Kraken by DarbyDoo22

Of Monsters and Men by MyDarlingClementine

Pea the cat. by momolight)

A Pocket Full of Dreams by LittleRit

The Road Back to Me by DarbyDoo22

Scales and Scars by rebel_by_default

some boys don’t know how to love by coldramenn

To Resurface an Acorn by glimmerglue

The Vine Intervention by Salvador_Daley

ART

Demons Beneath The Surface by KawaiiCommunism

H5O: Just Add Water! by Undercamel_of_Pluto

Hostage by Melivian

Pixel Logos by DarbyDoo22

The Umbrella Academy: through time and space by Mokolat

We’re not friends by LIttleRit

#tua masked mermay 2023 #tua masked author #tua masked artist #tua fandom #tua #the umbrella academy #results

[elnavegador]

My favorite Umbrella Academy WIPS ❤️

Lygerside Daydream

(Or the one about hallucinations and a life that never was)

Delores kisses his check. “I missed you.” 

Five smiles, taking her smooth hand between his calloused ones. “I never left.” 

The conversation dies around them and she laughs, melodic sound surrounding him, echoing like it shouldn’t.

“You always do.” 

—--------------------------------------

“Cinque, amore.” She says, wearing her favorite sunhat; the one she almost never uses in fear of wearing it out, the one with a mirriad of flowers that don’t match, the one with flowers he doesn’t remember the name of anymore.    

It’s only Delores and him, as it has been for a long time. It feels like forever, sometimes. 

Or: there’s something wrong, Five knows, he also knows he would do anything to keep Delores looking at him like that. 

—----------------------------------------

There’s this story he heard a long time ago; so long that details twist and shape into something new. There’s this story that changes in every iteration, but the end remains the same.  

“Do I know you?” She asks, tilting her head like a bird. “I feel like I know you.” 

There’s an answer trapped in his throat, between the larynx and the trachea. She keeps staring, eyes so dark he can't see the pupil and a smile pulling at the corners of her lips. The clock on the wall stops at seven.  

The scarf around her head is a nice shade of blue, it reminds Five of–of something; there’s a series of numbers written in chalk on the board, displacement equations she had been working on before he arrived, there’s a wrong decimal. The clock on the wall is stuck at seven.  

“I don’t think so.” He finally says. 

The smile widens and it should feel mocking, a threat, but instead it’s like coming home. Five smiles back.  

“Delores.” She says. He says. The clock ticks again and the room turns black. 

.

There’s something that is not quite a man at the bottom of the hill. Man-shaped, earth-teetered, unmoving with its gaze fixed in the gravel sky. Up, up, up where it can never reach, up where time is the same as it has always been. 

Its fingers twitch, once, two and thrice, its neck is sore, bruised in a way it doesn’t notice anymore. The gray shifts and time doesn’t forgive, so it takes one step after the other, feet rising from the broken concrete, heavy, breaking the vines threaded into its broken boots, life that clings, uncaring.

It keeps walking. 

Capgras Delusion

(or the one where Five returns earlier and tries to find a way to take his siblings from Reginald)

It's a hit or miss if the smoke will offer him comfort or send him into a panic attack, today it seems it's the first one and he exhales. 

"He's hurting them," Five says, relying on the script. It’s been two years, they always have this conversation and it always goes the same way. 

“Teaching them, Mister Five, powers like yours 

"You read the book." Vanya's book, he let him read it under Five's supervision. It's the only reason he hasn't tattled to Reginald. 

"I did, Mister Five and I still think that if we offer it to your father--" 

"No," he says and this is an usual argument, too "it's alright if you admire him, but don't be blind to the kind of man he is. He will push them harder and this time Ben won't be the only one to die." 

He wishes, not for the first time, that he had Allison's power. These inane conversations would be over, then. 

"How many of us have to die for you to realize?" Five says, getting off script. But he's tired "How much more suffering will be enough for you?" 

Pogo is frustrated, too and Five had been careful of pushing him too far all this time, but he can't sit idle anymore. Not when his siblings are crying every damn night for a man that doesn't give a fuck about them. 

He has plans already in case Pogo tattles. In case Reginald knows he's here. 

It would be easier if Pogo was on his side, yes, but he can work even if he doesn't.  Five can do it. He has to. 

"There's nothing I can do about it, I take care of the children, but--" 

"He already made Be–Six kill the rabbits, didn't he?"  

Pogo’s face falls and something twists inside Five. 

"I have a plan," Five says carefully.

Maggot Pie (heh)

The fucker left them a note in the fridge, which is more than he would’ve left a few months ago, but still–A. Fucking. Note.

If I don’t return at 9, assume I’m dead. (Or look for me, which amounts for the same with the kind of organization this family is capable of) — 5

And then a direction below.

It’s nine and a half already. There’s nobody else at the academy and Diego is only here because there wasn’t any orange juice left in his apartment and he was craving some. That he hasn’t been at the Academy in over a week and seen some of his siblings for longer is unrelated.

He pats his pockets and lets out a sigh of relief when he feels the little portatil phone, --smartphone, according to Luther’s lectures, who took with shiny eyes and disgusting ease the new technology of this timeline– it’s usually a roll of the dice if Diego will remember to take it with him, useful as it is, it’s matter entirely if it’s going to remain unbroken.

He calls Luther first, who the most likely to come back running at the first hint of danger, with the rest of them is a hit or miss. He answers after two rings.

“Return to the Academy now, there’s an emergency.”

He hangs up before Luther can respond.

The thing is–Five is usually good at knowing the kind of danger he will face when he goes out like this; sometimes he takes one of them, one or two times Luther or Viktor, usually Diego, because he’s out kicking ass anyway while the rest want to live peacefully, or as peaceful as a Hargreeves can get. And if he deemed his mission dangerous enough to leave them a direction and an hour–

When Diego finds him, he’s going to fucking kill him. He’s going to make him wish he died in his little errand.

He shakes his head, not useful right now. He’s certain Luther called Allison as soon as Diego hung* up, if he’s not with her already. He calls Viktor next.

“Come to the Academy. Five is missing.”

Then Klaus and it’s actually a miracle when he actually responds.

“Return to the Academy or I will burn your clothes.”

He hangs up before his shierk can leave him deaf. Sometimes different measures must be taken to make them do shit. It’s like herding cats. It’s not that they wouldn’t come for Five, but they do overestimate his capabilities.

Diego, as the one that goes the most with him on these missions to thwart the Commission’s efforts to ‘correct’ the timeline, is intimately aware that he’s far from indestructible, as much as he likes to pretend otherwise.

And, boy, how he likes to pretend.

In between maps of probabilities that make sense to nobody but him and single-minded [...] to razor to the ground his former employers, they’ve been worried about him, or rather, they’ve been worried about how his new obsession could come back to bite them in the ass.

It’s an uncharitable thought, but it’s an uncharitable world and all the Hargreeves are selfish at heart.

For what is worth, Five tried to relax the first days, weeks even, after they arrived to the new 2019, Diego knows, he went out to do who knows what in hilarious grandpa clothes nobody dared to make fun of in fear of him going back to the uniform; he hung out with Klaus, the two of them disappearing for days at time, returning suspiciously giggly, but there was no way Diego was poking at that within a ten foot pole*; he stayed sometimes in Viktor’s apartment and the two little [rascals] were actually getting along again.

And then he holed himself up in his room for three days straight and when he came out it was with the intense look he had when he first arrived at the funeral talking about the future.

He even put on a suit and everything.

There is no way Diego is telling him this, but he misses his little grandpa outfits and his easier smiles and the way he actually talked to them.

Now there’s a note Diego stumbled across on pure chance and him going alone on a mission he was clearly reluctant to go when he could have taken Diego with him. The fucker didn’t even bother

He glances at the clock. Nine and forty.

His leg is bouncing and he considers for a second going to the address alone–but that is the kind of shit that got them in this situation, if Five had just called him, then maybe–

Diego glares at the note with Five’s stupid neat handwriting.

Infections of a different kind

(Which is already posted, but I'm having trouble with) (In this one Five returns earlier too, but commits the mistake of telling his siblings and Reginald about the apocalypse)

Diego wasn’t close to Five, most of them weren’t, not really, that doesn’t mean that his absence didn’t hit them all. It was in the holes in their    and plates of food Mom kept putting for him before Pogo told (programed) her not to. 

But he returned and they haven't been allowed to see him for a week. 

It’s bullshit, it’s what it is. 

“Mom,” he says when she’s putting the covers over him. 

Some of his siblings don’t want Mom to tuck them goodnight anymore, but fuck them. 

“Yes, dear?” 

“Why can’t we see Five?” 

She stops for a few seconds, before smiling in “He’s in a very delicate state, it’s important that he gets to rest undisturbed.” 

Diego thinks about that for a second, “we can be quiet.” 

“I know you can, sweetheart, but your Father prefers that he heals alone. You know he likes to be cautious.” 

He scowls, that’s a way to put it, but something about this smells bad. 

Diego doesn't know why he pictured him drinking with his father and talking about how bothersome kids are. 

He looked rather pathetic the last time they saw him. Really fucked up, he wasn’t even aware a person could be that thin and sickly and still resemble his smug brother, that is less smug and more sad. 

And that’s it: Five looks really sad. 

Mom cut some of his beard and washed him, so he looks less like a homeless person, but he’s still hard to look at.    and he will never be able to forget his scream, even if he was several rooms apart. 

He wants to hit and rip apart something, what the fuck happened to him? He said something about the end of the world and called out for someone called Delores, did someone have him captive or something? 

And what are they supposed to do about it when it all happens in the future? 

Five isn’t supposed to look like that, he’s supposed to be smug and insufferable. He was his asshol-ish self that first day and okay, the crying and laughing were creepy, but he was getting there again the more time he spended in the infirmary. 

But now they moved him out and they haven’t been allowed to see him. Which is utter bull-shit and if Dad thinks he’s going to obey that, he’s got another thing coming for him.    

He’s in a room nobody uses, which doesn’t tell him much, considering they use just about a third of them, that’s his intel from the spyed conversations between Pogo and Mom. 

“Where are we going?” 

Diego doesn’t jump, but he hits his shoulder on the wall anyway.  

He glares at Klaus, “you are not going anywhere.” 

#the umbrella academy #tua #fanfiction #tua fanfic #number five #five hargreeves #diego hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #Delores #wip #me #yes. these are Will wood songs #his chaos goes well with tua

[incorrect-ikea-mafia]

Oscar: Remember that time I was depressed? Turns out I just really like cats and I get sad when they leave.

#the swedes #the umbrella academy season 2 #source: vine