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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE ALL SINGLE AND THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT NOT HAVING A MAN
I'M JUST HERE LIKE:
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN THE GIRL IN FRONT OF ME IS EITHER SLEEPING WITH THE PROFESSOR OR TRYING WAY TOO HARD
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE TO CONTROL MYSELF IN A COMPLETELY IDIOTIC SOCIAL SITUATION
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But really, though? Am I the only one here with a brain?
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN MY BOYFRIEND ASKS IF I ATE ALL THE FOOD. AGAIN.
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2partsheart · 10 years
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AFTER STUDYING FOR MY FINALS FOR A SOLID 24 HOURS
AFTER FINALLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND THINGS:
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN I HAVE TO PRETEND I CARE ABOUT A "TRAGEDY" MY FRIEND IS GOING THROUGH
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN I FINALLY FINISHED MY HUGE CREDITS OVERLOAD THIS PAST SEMESTER
AFTER MY LAST FINAL I WAS LIKE:
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN, IN THE MIDST OF FINALS, A FRIEND SUGGESTS A MOVIE NIGHT
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHAT I FEEL LIKE WHEN I HAVEN'T SWAM IN SO LONG
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2partsheart · 10 years
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WHEN THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I TESTED POSITIVE FOR MONO
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2partsheart · 11 years
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WHY YOU HAVE SEEN NO TUMBLR POSTS IN A WHILE
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Seriously.  NONE.
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2partsheart · 11 years
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When someone I don't really like asks me for dating advice
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2partsheart · 11 years
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When I spot one of my awkward hook ups out in public
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2partsheart · 11 years
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When I see who my ex is hanging out with now
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2partsheart · 11 years
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OUTSIDE OF THE POOL
WHAT I WISH I LOOKED LIKE:
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WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE:
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2partsheart · 11 years
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WHEN I HAVE TO CHAT UP MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR FOR INTROS ON THE FIRST DAY FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME
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2partsheart · 11 years
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WHEN MY TEACHER GAVE ME A 10 PAGE SYLLABUS TODAY
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