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[arsonist-child-klee]

My brain on a daily basis (songs)

Sitting by the track waiting for the masochism tango put on a happy face then I am not my body not my mind or my yellow cardigan and it’s so inconceivably unbelievably hard! It’s hard to decide whether you should live or I wanna die bang bang bang I blow up into mr anonymous no more dreamer over there by the candle queen not a piece of cake running through the parking lot.

That’s all lol

#random #random shit #music mashup

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Just something random I thought of, pretty much the arc angels are playing truth or dare and Micheal dares Azreal to go to hell and grab the first sinner he finds and bring them to heaven, azreal does it and the first person he sees is alastor of all people. So alastor is chilling in heaven with the arc angels and eventually God gets there and the angels are like. “Can we keep him dad?” And God is chill with it and is like yeah sure just supervise him if he’s going around heaven. And meanwhile in hell Charlie is freaking out because alastor is missing so she calls Lucifer and Lucifer just sends a message to one of the arc angels saying like, “hey so an overlord went missing and Charlie is worried about him so if you can help look for him that would be great.” and then describes what alastor looks like, so the other arc angels read the letter and are like “what do we do now!” That’s all I have right now maybe I’ll make a fanfic idk

#hazbin alastor #hazbin overlords #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel #hazbin niffty #arc angels #shitpost #random #random idea

[arsonist-child-klee]

This is interesting because I found a theory that Childe is the reincarnation of the primordial one so that could be connected

Speculation on Childe's "Guilty" Verdict

So my headcanon on Childe's presence in Fontaine to safeguard the traveller from being convicted to a crime is immediately thrown out the window. The situation is actually reversed! Beautiful. Sounds way better, story-wise.

The Oratrice has concluded that Childe is guilty of being involved in the serial disappearances case. I have read many posts and comments stating how it's impossible because Childe is only 21 while the case had been around for 20 years. However, it is possible.

When we met Childe in Fontaine, it is no coincidence that they now bring up Skirk and what Childe saw when he fell into the abyss. We knew that for some time now but it's only mentioned in the archon quests in this 4.0 update.

Let's break down what Childe said.

"I'm not sure... It's as if I suddenly lost control of my Hydro powers when I needed them. Maybe there's something wrong with my Vision?"

"But recently, there seems to be some sort of restless power stirring inside of me... And I don't know why, but every now and then I feel like I'm in a terrible mood."

Here, I assume Childe means he has been feeling this terrible mood upon arriving Fontaine. On top of that, he's losing control of his Vision. Possibly, it's because of the power he felt inside him. Paimon and Traveller thinks so.

I also believe this is the "it" Skirk mentioned. Childe awakened something and its traces remained on him, which is why she accepted him as her apprentice.

"Because I had awakened "it," and traces of "it" remained on me. She said that all my combat training would be useful in the future."

Should also probably take note that Skirk taught him the Foul Legacy, apparently. But I don't think that has anything to do with this case. Just feel like I have to add it because she said this would be useful for him, regarding "it" in the future.

Childe/Tartaglia's Namecard Description: ... Yet, his "Foul Legacy" was not originally his. Rather, it was taught to him by that solitary girl who dwelt in the darkest corners of the universe.

Childe believes this is related to the dream he saw when he fell into the unknown abyss.

"In my dream, I was in the deepest depths of the sea, and the boundless seabed was all around me. But in front of me appeared a whale that was so massive I felt like I couldn't breathe."

I think Childe did not see a dream, but that it actually happened. And maybe it wasn't a whale, but an Oceanid.

I have yet to explore the entire Fontaine region yet, but there was a preview in Genshin 4.0 Livestream of a dormant Oceanid underwater, hugging a huge building. During Act I and Act II, I waited for the appearance of this Oceanid but it didn't really go there.

It doesn't have to be this Oceanid, I'm just comparing its size to how Childe envisioned the whale he saw, but I think Childe accidentally got involved somehow and at least saw something but refused or couldn't help, or even caused it but didn't really understand what happened hence why he remembers it as a dream. Boi probably got traumatized, fr. He might have been in Fontaine during this. And then it made him fled to a snowy forest, where he would then fall to the abyss.

Excerpt from Tartaglia Character Story 4: That 14-year-old boy got lost in the snowy forest. Pursued by bears and wolf packs, he lost his footing and fell into a bottomless crack in the earth's surface. There, he witnessed the endless possibilities of another ancient world. There, he would meet a mysterious swordswoman... Or perhaps one should say that this dark realm had sensed the burning ambition in this boy's heart. This darkness was something that the Harbinger Childe could never again delve into. In those three months, the swordswoman taught Tartaglia how to pass through the Abyss unhindered, and more importantly, nurtured the ability to stir up endless havoc from within Ajax's trouble-mongering nature. No one knew what happened within that darkness during those three months, nor would Ajax ever speak of this to anyone.

Childe was running from "wolves and bears" it said and then abyss sensed a burning ambition. It doesn't sound like just wolves and bears that sparked this ambition, I'd say. What if Childe dreamed to be more "brave" or "confident." And yet, running away from home in itself seems brave enough to me. Something must have happened before he fell to the abyss.

Or was it actually referring to the traces of "it" that is now inside of Childe? It's probably what made him change personality drastically, and not just simply because of his training with Skirk.

It's also interesting that we don't know how he got his Hydro Vision in the first place. Traveller now is safekeeping it, so I wonder if they will find out something through this Hydro Vision.

And I wonder, how did Childe awaken "it"?

Finally, the Oratrice decided Childe is guilty. This was what Neuvillette said in his own judgment of the case:

"Through evidence presented in the public trial that was just held, it has been established that Mr. Tartaglia has no direct connection to the serial disappearances case."

"The guilty party has been identified, and thus, it is logical to suppose Mr. Tartaglia is innocent of the charges."

I really like how Neuvillette says "logical to suppose", cause as Chief Justice, he cannot be firmly sure if one is innocent or guilty unless proven or disproven with evidence. Childe simply didn't have an alibi nor even was mentioned in Vacher's confession.

But Oratrice really said, "no bruh, this dude did something. I ain't letting him get away with it even if he is unaware."

Additional Notes

Now, I did mention about the Foul Legacy before, and that I don't think it has anything to do with what's currently happening in the archon quest. But, as of writing this, I remember that Neuvillette only stopped Childe when he transformed into his Foul Legacy. Some people wondered why?

Foul Legacy looks similar to Abyss Heralds and Abyss Lectors. Additionally, the cape looks like it's of abyss. If you don't know, Foul Legacy has nothing to do with his Delusion.

So I suspect that Neuvillette was either just slow to react, or he only felt it was unsafe for everyone in the court when he saw this form. Because surely, the Gardemeks wouldn't be able to handle that.

And that is all for my speculations regarding Childe's case.

Toodle-oo~

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Incorrect quotes of all the tiny characters in genshin:

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Klee : You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.

Dori: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Yaoyao : But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Nahida: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Klee : Your smile looks forced.

Xiao: That’s because it is.

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Yaoyao : You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Nahida: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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Sayu: Watcha doin?

Klee : Stealing my neighbour’s cat.

Sayu: Scandalous.

Sayu: Can I help?

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Xiao: I hate you.

Qiqi: Well, according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that is untrue.

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#genshin impact #genshin diona #genshin klee #genshin nahida #genshin qiqi #genshin yaoyao #genshin sayu #genshin dori #genshin xiao

[arsonist-child-klee]

As you can probably tell I love Klee so ask me questions and I’ll answer as Klee because why the hell not

#genshin impact #genshin klee #genshin roleplay #roleplay #im bored #bored af

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Genshin impact mondstat incorrect quotes:

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Mona: I would do anything for money.

*later*

Mona, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

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Jean: What do you want for breakfast, Klee?

Klee: Gay Cheerios.

Jean: I TOLD YOU TO STOP CALLING FRUIT LOOPS THAT!!

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Klee: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Amber: Thats because your too short to do so.

Klee: ...Listen here you fucking—

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Noelle: They... well, I wouldn't call it inheritance per se. What do you call it when you kill someone and get their stuff?

Mona: Um, murder???

Razor: Adventuring!

Kaeya: Tuesday.

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Venti, about Diluc: I could fix them, but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with them is way funnier.

Diona : That's what any god probably thinks about me.

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Sucrose: You... you saved me. You're not a beast at all. YOU'RE A HERO, AN UGLY UGLY UGLY HERO!

Venti: Call me ugly again, and maybe I will eat you.

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*Mika gets a phone call*

Mika: Hello?

Lisa: Hi, is Barbara there? I need to talk to them.

Mika: No, Barbara is dead.

Barbara, very much alive next to Mika: MIKA WHAT THE FUCK-

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Mika: Klee, is that legal?

Klee: When there's no cops around, anything's legal!

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Kaeya: What happened to Diona ?

Albedo: They died.

Kaeya: They what?

Albedo: They died, but they’re okay.

Kaeya: …Can you please clarify?

Diona : Clarification is for the weak.

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Jean: And here we see Venti and Kaeya in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.

Venti: Gaelic bread.

Kaeya: Grueling brad.

Venti: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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Rosaria : *running into the room* Venti just said they don’t love me anymore!

Diluc: What?!

Venti: *following them in* I did not say that. I just said that we are not driving all the way across the country just so you can punch Kaeya in the face.

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#genshin impact #mondstadt #genshin venti #genshin diluc #genshin diona #genshin jean #genshin klee #genshin bennett #genshin razor #genshin kaeya #genshin rosaria #genshin barbara #genshin fischl #genshin albedo #genshin mona #genshin mika #genshin sucrose #genshin mondstadt

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Just incorrect quotes with my favourite characters

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Sans: Breaking News, Percy Jackson has disappointed us.

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Tom riddle: I’m a masochist, not a loser.

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*Dick Grayson and Hades are fighting*

Hestia , taking aspirin: I have a headache! Can you guys just be cool?!

*Dick Grayson and Hades start fighting while wearing sunglasses and riding skateboards*

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Dipper: You use emoji’s like a straight person.

Lucifer: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.

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*Squad is playing Among Us*

Dipper: I believe Percy Jackson is innocent, I was with them the whole time. Alastor, what were you doing?

Alastor: Oh, I was just murdering… I mean, nothing!

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Hades: Never gonna make you cry!

Dick Grayson: Never gonna say goodbye!

Hades: Never gonna tell a lie—

Nico di Angelo: I will hurt you.

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Harry Potter: Okay, let's split 'em up and make 'em sing.

Nico di Angelo: Two of you take the one on the right, the other two take the one on the left.

Hestia : Right. Bad cop, good cop.

Jeff the killer: You know, it's interesting that they say "bad cop, good cop," because policing in this country is so broken it's really just "bad cop, bad cop".

Nico di Angelo: Hestia , you're with them.

Hestia : Got it.

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Hades: That's it, you're grounded! Bill cipher, no adventures for you! Jeff the killer, no fighting for you! Sans, no stealing for you! And Slade Wilson... oh my god, is there anything that you love?

Slade Wilson: Revenge.

Hades: No vengeance for you.

Slade Wilson: I was going to say "I'll get you for this," but I guess that's off the table.

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Dipper: .. .----. -- / … --- .-. .-. -.-- (translation: I'M SORRY)

Alastor: What's that?

Dipper: Remorse code.

Alastor: I'm even angrier now.

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Alastor: Jeff! This soup is flaccid!

Jeff the killer: LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!

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Dick Grayson: The Ocean is a soup.

Sally Williams :

Sally Williams : Do elaborate.

Dick Grayson: What are needed for something to be a soup?

Sally Williams : Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine.

Dick Grayson: *Tilts head*

Sally Williams : The Ocean is a Soup.

Dick Grayson: The Ocean is a Soup.

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Hades: I know we’re not exactly friends, but-

Sans: What do you want?

Hades: I've been stuck with Alastor for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.

Hades: Help.

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Harry Potter: Nice rock.

Alastor: Thanks, Hades gave it to me.

Hades: I threw it at you!

Alastor: Aren't they the sweetest?

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Lucifer: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-

Sally Williams : Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~

Lucifer: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-

Dick Grayson, recording: This is so cute.

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Percy Jackson: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Tom riddle: What?

Bill cipher: What?

Sally Williams : What?

Nico di Angelo: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

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Dipper: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Dipper: One... two... three.

Jeff the killer: ...

Dipper: ...

Dipper: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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#percy jackson #hades percy jackson #hades #hestia #nico di angelo #creepypasta #jeff the killer #sally williams #tom riddle #harry potter #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #slade wilson #dick grayson #frisk undertale #sans undertale #bill cipher #dipper pines

[arsonist-child-klee]

Hazbin hotel incorrect quotes, the vee’s (and occasionally alastor)

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Valentino: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Velvette: Sleeping is nice.

Valentino: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it.

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Vox: Watcha doin?

Velvette: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.

Vox: Scandalous.

Vox: Can I help?

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Alastor, to Velvette: If you see Vox, give them this message *makes a neutral face*

Alastor: They'll know what it means.

*later*

Velvette: oh, and Alastor said to give you a message.

Velvette: *makes a neutral face*

Vox: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

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Vox: Why are you doing this?

Valentino: Same reason I do everything, Vox. To get somebody to like me.

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Vox: I’m taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn’t look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables.

Valentino: Is that… bad?

Vox: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future.

Valentino: Isn’t that just causality?

Vox: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.

Valentino: So what are my odds?

Vox: Do you have a family history?

Valentino: Of what?

Vox: Just, in general.

Valentino: …Yes?

Vox: Oh no.

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Velvette: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID.

Vox: *Incoherent mumbling*

Velvette: Huh?

Valentino: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

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Valentino: I like your new pants!

Vox: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Valentino: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Vox: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Valentino: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Vox: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Valentino.

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Valentino: I don’t remember that.

Velvette: Do you remember that night last week when you slept in a revolving door?

Valentino: ...No.

Velvette: Okay, do you remember when you were chased by those wild dogs for two miles?

Valentino: Not especially, no.

Velvette: It was in between those two things.

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #hazbin velvette #the vees

[arsonist-child-klee]

More hazbin hotel incorrect quotes, this time with ships as the main theme.

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Lucifer: That was so hot, Alastor .

Alastor : I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Lucifer: I'm so in love with you.

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Husk: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Angel: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Husk: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Angel: Is it working?

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Vaggie: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.

Charlie: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.

Vaggie: I said within reason, Charlie. How about I murder that guy?

Charlie: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?

Vaggie: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?

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Lucifer: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Alastor : Are you a software update? because not right now.

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Angel: You look good in that hoodie.

Husk: You know where else I'd look good?

Angel, zero hesitation: My bed.

Husk, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Vaggie: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Charlie: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Vaggie: That one. I want that one.

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#radioapple #hazbin vaggie #hazbin lucifer #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin husk #charlie x vaggie #huskerdust

[arsonist-child-klee]

This is just too perfect

Alastor doesn't often smoke, but occasionally he will. He pulled a cigarette out during an overlord meeting once, and Vox jumped at the chance to tease him about not having anyone to light it. Alastor merely rises an eyebrow, opens a window and whistles. The other overlords can do nothing put gap as the king appears a few moments later and lights it for him. He grumbles about having to go out of his way, so they're pretty sure it wasn't planed.

It very much so was planned. They just accounted for how to make it seem like it wasn't. But when Alastor isn't trying to show off, he'll use one of Lucifer's fire-breathing ducks to light his smokes

#radioapple #duckiedeer #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #hazbin lucifer #hazbin overlords

[arsonist-child-klee]

Hazbin incorrect quotes:

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Alastor, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.

Lucifer: But how-

Alastor, ignoring them: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.

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Husk: I just drank a lego piece.

Charlie: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Husk: Yes.

Charlie: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!

Husk: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

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Alastor: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can’t spend friendship on new clothes

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Husk: All right, y'all! Let's take a vote!

Lucifer: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes.

*the Squad closes their eyes*

Charlie: We don't see the result!

Lucifer: Well, just say your vote out loud.

Vaggie: Won't we recognize each other's voices?

Alastor: Husk has a point.

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Lucifer: I’m so tired.

Charlie: Did you get to bed late?

Lucifer: No.

Charlie: Did you do something strenuous?

Lucifer: No.

Charlie: Then why are you tired?

Lucifer: I’m alive.

Charlie: Sounds exhausting.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin lucifer #hazbin charlie #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie