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#pic #write

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how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

#text #fire #fav

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Emergency supplies.

#rextee approved

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JOIN THE INTROVERTNATION MOVEMENT

#Me #ME #Holy fuck #pic

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#pic #meme

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me: *is not the absolute best at something* me: *starts to cry*

#text #me

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the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

#text #shitpost #battle to the death #sarcasm #fzv

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if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

#story #text #fav

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#pic #no difference #fuck yeah animals

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soappppp

#pic #art man is good man

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*muffled Ginuwine music playing in the distance*

#snk #art man is good man #comic #pic

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What they say: “I was just joking.”

What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”

#text #truth

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DO YOU KNOW THAT KIND OF WRITER’S BLOCK WHERE YOU ALREADY HAVE A PLOT, YOU KNOW WHAT TO WRITE BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT AND YOU JUST STARE AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN FOR HOURS UNTIL YOU FINALLY CLOSE THE DOCUMENT AND CURSE YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE 

CAUSE I DO 

#me #text #truth

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Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

#shakespeare #pic #info #history

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“sherlock 1800s au” 

[narrows eyes]

#sherlock #text #sarcasm

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I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this

#vid #fuck yeah animals #cute cute

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Better late than never

#gf #pic #comic #art man is good man #fav #so pure