“Alright gang…LISTEN UP! Things. Are. TOUGH right now. Like i said we’re gonna be staying with these orcs temporarily which none of you are probably familiar with.
But guess what??? Because you followed my suggestions and the fact that we’re walking over to their home. I can finally start my inGENIOUS plan…Have you already guessed it? Laois? Chilchuck? Marciiiille?…
It starts with B, and ends with D…
BREAD BAYBEEEEH. BUREEEAAAAAD. Fluffy, steamy couple of ol’ buns at that come on who’s excited HAH????
BREAD BREAD BREAD
*air guitar noises* DU DU DU DU DEOOOIOO GONNA MAKE SOME BREAD FOR MY GROUP OF KIDS. BREAD BREAD BREAD BREA-“
"LAIOS YE FUCKING EEJIT HOW THE FUCK YOU GON' MAKE DA PAHTIE ALMOST GET WIPED OUT LIKE 'AT??!!? THE COMMON LANGUAGE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PROPER INSULTS TO THROW AT YE YE TALLMAN CUNT FOOK OFF WITH THAT!?!? FOOKING WANKER DA DRAGUN'S COMING OVER AGIN!"
I'll never forget how when Kabru And Mithrun stepped through the changelings, Mithrun was finally able to show his real form as a human, this being a grown-ass man. It was such a wakeup call for me since I need to realize that Bro isn't just 100% a twink, but is the elven equivalent of that half-ass shaved, deadbeat middle-aged dad you'd see at the Costco food court with condiment stains on their Linkin Park shirt they'd been wearing since their college years.
"LAIOS YE FUCKING EEJIT HOW THE FUCK YOU GON' MAKE DA PAHTIE ALMOST GET WIPED OUT LIKE 'AT??!!? THE COMMON LANGUAGE DON'T EVEN HAVE THE PROPER INSULTS TO THROW AT YE YE TALLMAN CUNT FUCK OFF WITH THAT! FOOKING WANKER DA DRAGUN'S COMING OVER AGIN!"
The David Tennant Chilchuck dungeon meshi fan cast is fucking me up hard