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Penelope: I've never thought I'd ever get the chance to give you this. Good job. [Puts a sticker on Luke's shirt]

Luke: You're giving me a sticker?

Penelope: Not just a sticker. It has a kitten that says "Me-wow!".

Luke: I'm not a kindergartner.

Penelope: Alright. I'll take it back.

Luke: Hey, I earned this, back off!

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #penelope garcia #luke alvez #garvez #garcia x alvez #source: the big bang theory

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Spencer: Aaahh !! Get your fucking dog bitch!!

Hotch: It don't bite.

Emily: Aaarrrgggghhh

Spencer: YES IT DO!!

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #incorrect quotes #spencer reid #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #source: vine

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Emily: I don’t bite Entire BAU: yes you do

See next post 😉

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Idk if it’s been done before but you know that one vine... Reid: ahhh get your f*cking dog Hotch: it don’t bite Morgan: arggg Reid: yes it do (Or something like that😂)

Jajaja I love this, but I'm going to change it just a little bit....

Thank you so much for sending this ♥️

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Tara: I invented a game. Want to play?

Emily: Sure.

Tara: It's called Lisa or Roxy. I give you actual quotes I've heard Luke say, and you guess if he was talking to his girlfriend or his dog.

Luke: Go ahead. You can't embarrass me. I have a beautiful girlfriend and a dog who loves me.

Tara: Okay, who was he talking to, Lisa or Roxy? "I want you to know the bed feels so lonely when you're not in it".

Luke: Yeah, I might not be liking this game so much.

Emily: Roxy. Another one.

Tara: Yes! Okay, "Check it out, I got us matching sweaters".

JJ: We all got the Christmas card. Roxy.

Luke: You know a man can care deeply about a woman and a pet. It's not strange.

Matt: Ooh, Lisa! I heard him say that to Lisa!

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #tara lewis #luke alvez #emily prentiss #jennifer jereau #matt simmons #source: the big bang theory #notice how that's Lisa and not Penelope #we all know Garcia would participate in the sweaters #(or the one who got the idea) #thanks for coming to my ted talk

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Penelope: Derek, he is a sea witch in disguise. Do not sing into his shell.

Morgan: I have no idea what you're talking about right now.

Penelope: Oh, little mermaid. What have you done?

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #penelope garcia #derek morgan #source: brooklyn 99 #source: brooklyn nine nine

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reid: sorry guys i cant go on this case, stress is bad for the baby

hotch:

rossi:

emily:

morgan:

jj:

garcia: w

garcia: what baby

reid: me

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #spencer reid #penelope garcia #aaron hotchner #jennifer jereau #emily prentiss #david rossi #derek morgan #submission

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Matt: Luke, do you know why little boys pull little girl's pigtails on playgrounds?

Luke: Because they're so easy to grab, they're just begging to be pulled.

Matt: Because they like the girls and that's the only way they know how to get their attention.

Luke: What are you saying?

Matt: All of this teasing. Somewhere deep down, you like García. Like, like her like her.

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #matt simmons #luke alvez #garvez #garcia x alvez #source: brooklyn 99 #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Derek: How about this? I'll do anything you want. How does that sound?

Spencer: Anything?

Derek: Am I the only one who was super creeped out by that?

Emily: No, that was definitely creepy.

JJ: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #derek morgan #spencer reid #emily prentiss #jennifer jereau #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99

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Spencer: So, Rossi, what orchids can you name?

Rossi: Oh, that's easy. None.

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #spencer reid #david rossi #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99

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Luke: Good news. I figured out what we're gonna work on this weekend.

Matt: I'm working on spending time with my family. We're having a fancy tea party. I am the king of Origami napkins.

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #luke alvez #matt simmons #source: brooklyn 99 #source: brooklyn nine nine

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Penelope: And what was that all about?

Derek: What was what all about?

Penelope: I assume you've heard the term "passive-aggressive".

Derek: I wasn't being passive-aggressive.

Penelope: No, you were being aggressive-aggressive.

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #criminal minds #penelope garcia #derek morgan #source: hawaii five o

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@criminalmindsmoodrn thank you for tagging me!!

@mccartneys @prettyboydameron @dontyouknowemma-itsyou @lavendersblues @indestinatus

The challenge is to name my 10 favorite characters in 10 different things!!

10. Palermo - La Casa de Papel

Gif credits to @mccartneys

9. Rosa Diaz - Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Gif credits to @captainpoe

8. Danny "Danno" Williams - Hawaii Five-0

Gif credits to @mcdannowave

7. John Watson - Sherlock

(this one I found it on Pinterest, if it's yours, please send me a message so I can give you the credit)

6. Thomas Magnum - Magnum P.I.

Gif credits to @thickdickgrayson

5. Leonard Snart - Legends of Tommorow/The Flash

Gif credits to @lavendersblues

4. Poe Dameron - Star Wars

Gif credits to @prettyboydameron

3. Winn Schott Jr. - Supergirl

Gif credits to @dontyouknowemma-itsyou

2. Nick Torres - NCIS (this one was really hard, he was between the first and second place)

Gif credits to @indestinatus

1. Luke Alvez - Criminal Minds

Gif credits to @okimargarvez

#fandom tag #palermo #la casa de papel #rosa diaz #brooklyn nine nine #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #john watson #sherlock #magnum pi #thomas magnum #leonard snart #legends of tomorrow #poe dameron #star wars #winn schott #supergirl #nick torres #ncis #luke alvez #criminal minds

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Derek: You want me to flex and make all the buttons pop of my shirt?

Reid: Yes! You can do that?

Derek: The challenge is keeping the buttons on.

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #derek morgan #spencer reid #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99

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García: I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!

Rossi: Not one word of that is true.

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #penelope garcia #david rossi #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99

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Luke: It's one 12-hour shift. What are you afraid is gonna happen?

Emily: Injury, death, general calamity. Just don't burn the place down.

#incorrect criminal minds quotes #criminal minds #luke alvez #emily prentiss #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99

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Matt: My girls are on the wait list for their school, and it's twice as tough to get in with twins.

Tara: Why don't you just get one of them in, and let them take turns going to school every other day?

Matt: Tara, that's crazy.

Matt: I asked Kristy and she said no.

#criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect quotes #matt simmons #tara lewis #kristy simmons #source: brooklyn nine nine #source: brooklyn 99