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ASMO BTS STAN CONFIRMED

#look @ the back of the chat #asmo 🤝 jimin #yeah yeah mhm yeah #this new game is SENDING MEEEEE y’all #i was giggling n cackling #ugh i missed this #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me asmodeus #obey me x reader

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i need asmo to smoke one of those girl blunts wrapped in rose petals with like lavender in it

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i think every media could be improved by adding a completely self obsessed delusional girl bonus points if theyre pink

#me

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ALL MY FAVS IN ONE ROOM GETTING ME PRETTY ONEGEINEVEJEKWNWHEJSM

#beel is there too my son #BUT #my mc’s main four is literally them when these four popped up i SCREAMED #she’s dating barb and asmo is her best friend and satan and solomon r the closest to her right after asmo like…… #they made this scene for me i can’t explain it #i love these four so much #literally made my entire fucking day #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan

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#LMFAOOOO WHAT IS THIS #kpop shit

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it’s crazy how bad i need him like honestly guys-

#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME #i was playing this at FIVE FUCKING AM #SQUEALING INTO MY PILLOW N THROWING A FIT N- #LIKE OMG #I NEED HIM #THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos #obey me x reader #obey me #obey me x mc #thirst ; barbatos

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i’m not even a fucking lucifer stan like that but imagine being referred to as lord/lady/liege morningstar……. oh i’m weak in the knees

#u don’t understand how cunt that is #imagine ???? i go to the palace n the servants r like ‘good evening lady morningstar’ UH #blushing and giggling on the spot #staff is gonna think there’s smth fucking wrong with me #lord n lady morningstar #lemme tell u #idgaf abt religion but christianity rlly popped off with the name lucifer morningstar #so i’m NOT supposed to stan the man w/ the cuntiest name in the entire universe #????!!!!!!!!!????? #canonly made him fine as fuck and also gave him a cool name then rlly told us not to fuck w/ him #be so supercagifragilisticespealadosiously real right now #might be a lucifer simp after this one folks #smth abt an emotionally unavailable man suddenly being emotional and available for me is giving #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me lucifer #om! lucifer #obey me lucifer x reader #obey me! lucifer #obey me! shall we date? #obey me #obey me x mc

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if i delete my old oc post ignore i’m changing her look / lore / name

#upgrades ppl ! #she’s gonna eat idc #obey me oc

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

#i’m from the us and my very first anime was dragon ball z #my dad was an anime watcher n he had them on vhs and i watched them when i was younger instead of like dora n shit 😭 #the commercial transitions r a integral part of my childhood tyvm #abt me <3

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y’all….. y’all- y’all— u guys- y’all i- um u guys um—

#WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT 🗣 #no bc it’s CANON that he MAKES YOU TELL HIM WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE HE DOES IT #NOT JUST A SILLY LITTLE HEADCANNON #FUCKING CANON #IM BLUSHING N KICKING MY FEET AND SCREAMKMH AND CREAMINSH #this ISNT FUCKING FUNNY ANYMORE Y’ALL #SOMEONE SEDATE ME #I NEED HIM OR I DIE #I RIDE EM AND SUCK EM LICK EM AND FUCK EM THEN I- #i’m screaming at the top of my lungs and i’m SO FUCKING SERIOUS #fuck a breath- WOO FUCK A BREATH #he wants me so bad 🤭 and he can have me #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me #obey me x reader #thirst ; mammon

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Asmo: I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress

Asmo: I wanna look so good that everybody starts hating themselves

#me asf

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It’s late but… Can I come in?

#CAN HE COME IN ????? CAN HE COME IN ???????? #what is he coming in 🤨🤭 #me ?????? #LMFAO LET ME STOP #thirst ; mammon

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#WHEN I TELL U I SCREAMED #AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS #🏃🏻🤸🏻 #thirst ; barbatos

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what do u fucking mean i can look @ what the om men are doing @ work,,, when was this feature added ⁉️

#went to get my money from ristorante six #and they said LOOK INSIDE !!!! or GO ON THE JOB !!! or something like that #idk y’all i’m fucking tipsy #anyway then it cuts to lucifer and simeon (the mfs i put on the job) talking abt getting dinner together ???? #like when have they ever done this ????? is this new ???????? #got 40k grimm and lucifer telling simeon to pay for their dinner 😭 as if they didn’t just work that shift together #it was actually rlly cute nbs i wanna see more of that #praying that having barbatos and asmo @ the fall gives me another little inside the job clip #i need to see their interactions they barely have any #n their my faves #obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me simeon #obey me barbatos #obey me asmodeus #obey me mc #obey me x reader #not gonna tag everything bc i was bitched at by someone so 🙄

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Why did you tag everyone when it's just about Barbatos? No point in spamming every other character...

um 🤭 bc i can ? also for traction 😭 there’s no way mfs like obey me for only one character,,, what u don’t fw barbatos ⁉️

#u saw it didn’t u ? obvi it works #also i was on this site during the ‘if u don’t tag every little thing in the fandom nobody is gonna see that shit’ era #so old habits die slow #asks n replies

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THESE OPTIONS PLEASE HELP ME

#i said levi sucks once and the game said ‘that’s how u feel ???? bet’ #BABY IM NOT A BULLY #i mean maybe i am 🤭 #LNFOWHSODBWLDHAOEBZKSHSKSJSKDHSKEBDK #all leviathan lovers r gonna send me hate i cannot 😭 #‘bingo !’ IS CRAZY ESP SINCE HES ALREADY CRYING LMFAOOOOOOOO #i sit here and click ‘bingo !’ and leviathan crumples to the floor LMFAOHIWHSKS #lucifer abt to smack the shit out of him #me standing here ‘ya 😁 u suck anyway what did u do’ #LIKE LMFAOOWHOSHAISHSKS #right after mammon was like ‘uh yeah u r all those things dumbass’ #the game knowing ppl like leviathan are insufferable is so…………… #anyway leviathan lovers pls refrain from killing me #instead we can kiss 🫶🏼 #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me barbatos #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me diavolo #obey me

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this isnt fucking funny anymore mingyu☹️

#THIS THE MF FROM SEVENTEEN ????????? #OH MY GOD #i’m on my knees but ain’t no holy shit goin on 🤭 #kpop bs