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i honestly imagine azriel as a virgin because i just can’t picture him having casual sex/one night stands

#what do you mean he’s a freak #he’s just an insecure babygirl #azriel #shadowsinger #acotar memes #acotar theories

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so at one point in acosf cassian says that he hasn’t had sex in 2 years… but 2 years ago had to be shortly before the series started… WHO DID U FUCK CASSIAN?

#your wife wants to know #cassian #nesta #acotar #acotar memes #nessian

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cassian is nick, rhysand is schmidt and azriel is coach and that’s non negotiable

#am i right or am i right #new girl #acotar #acotar memes #azriel #rhysand #cassian #batboys

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„We’ll do the warm-up, and then we’re moving into some core work.” She gaped. Her … core? “Abdominals,” he clarified, and pink washed across his face. He cleared his throat. “Filthy mind.”

a 500+ year old warlord is blushing at a dirty innuendo you cant make this shit up

#cassian #acotar #acotar memes #acosf #lord of bloodshed #nesta

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„Would you believe that Rhys, Az, and I had to climb up and down them as punishment when we were boys?” “Why?” “Because we were young and stupid and testing boundaries with a High Lord who didn’t understand practical jokes regarding public nudity.” He nodded toward the stairs. “I got so dizzy on the hike down that I puked on Az. He then puked on Rhys, and Rhys puked all over himself. It was the height of summer, and by the time we made the trek back up, the heat was unbearable, we all reeked, and the scent of the vomit on the stairs had become horrific. We all puked again as we walked through it.“ -Acosf Chapter 8

i would sell my left kidney for a young batboys book

#i need it #batboys #azriel #cassian #acotar #acotar memes #rhysand

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that barbie meme

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don’t get me wrong i love rhysand and i do think that he’s very powerful, but i just don’t believe that he is the most powerful high lord to ever exist… like he couldn’t even defeat amarantha

i think some high lord of the past was even more powerful, the one who made velaris for example

#high lord rhysand #rhysand #acotar #acotar theory #night court #high lord of the night court

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#azriel #azriel shadowsinger #acotar #acotar memes #acotar incorrect quotes #spymaster #azriel memes

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how i pictured the king of hybern and the cauldron:

#king of hybern #cauldron #acotar #acotar memes #acotar series

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#i love elucien tho #elucien #lucien vanserra #elain archeron #acotar memes #acotar

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here is a post that perfectly sums up my point

“if gwynriel are mates, they’re the weakest one. azriel didn’t even care when gwyn got kidnapped”

bro didn’t rhysand watch feyre be tortured and starved?? and look where that got them

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you can quote the whole book for all i care, i won’t change my opinion. my original post was in no way about elain or how she is a factor in this situation but whatever.

you have your opinion and i have mine

“if gwynriel are mates, they’re the weakest one. azriel didn’t even care when gwyn got kidnapped”

bro didn’t rhysand watch feyre be tortured and starved?? and look where that got them

#again… if you are bothered by my post just scroll

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rhysand also twisted feyres arm till unbelievable pain (no hate to rhys i love him)

rhys intention behind some things were only revealed later in the series when the bond has already been formed, so azriels intention and thoughts remain to be seen in the next book

i dont know if *you* read the books, but azriel doesn’t strike me as the overly emotional type who openly shows his emotions so why should he freak out like cassian? when cassian already knows about his mating bond with nesta and has loved her for a long time? azriel is still oblivious and hasn’t known gwyn for a long time, of course he isn’t going to react like cassian did

additionally, azriel “didn’t try to help” because he couldn’t, he would have definitely tried to, if there weren’t the blood rite laws. cassian didn’t help either, and again, at that time he knew that nesta was his mate, so that argument is bullshit.

“if gwynriel are mates, they’re the weakest one. azriel didn’t even care when gwyn got kidnapped”

bro didn’t rhysand watch feyre be tortured and starved?? and look where that got them

#if you’re so bothered by my post then just keep scrolling #gwynriel #acotar

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Gwynriels first time:

(i… i am so sorry for this but.. yk… biggest wingspan)

#biggest winspan #velvet wrapped steel #acotar #acotar memes #azriel #gwyneth berdara #gwynriel

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It’s going to be so funny when nesta is pregnant in about two acotar books 🤭 I can’t wait to see everyone whine about it after tearing feyre down for choosing to have a child after her mate literally DIED. the book after elain’s nesta will be pregnant im calling it. not that i think her or cass are ready for that in their relationship but it’ll happen not too long from now so i guess women who read the books and hate pregnancy (weird and a little anti fem) are going to start hating on nesta bc she won’t be “badass and free anymore, her life will be oVer”

for some reason i see nesta getting pregnant accidentally. i know, i know children are rare for faes but i just see it happening. so definitely agree with you that she will be pregnant in the next few books!

to be honest, in the beginning i didn’t like the pregnancy plot between feysand either, bc i wanted them to be solely focused on each other, but i definitely understand feyres intentions and don’t fault her for it. the hate she gets for wanting/getting a child is so unnecessary and somehow nobody hates on rhysand…

#nesta archeron #acotar #feyre archeron

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nesta is less impressive than feyre 1000% but we don’t gotta agree! for me? nesta was a straight mary sue training for a few weeks and sjm having the audacity to have the three of them compete in that blood rite and “earn” a title tbh. feyre died and actually earned her powers utm by winning those trials and figuring out the riddle then saving their entire country, therefore being gifted with her resurrection/powers.

what else has nesta done…kill a kelpie? chop off a choking man’s head after he got stabbed by elain and hold his head up in a cool savage way..? feyre helped saved adriata, an actual court, from hybern with mor in combat and winnow style, helped saved the citizens of velaris by using her powers to freeze all her opponents and choke them, jumped mid air to brutally kill hyberns lieutenant’s that helped lead the raid, she saved prythian a second time by her and rhys forging the cauldron back together with her hands. im just trying to tick through them while also being fair..nesta told beron to help with the humans is that one? eris ultimately had to force his dad out to go help in the war and said that’s how it happened himself when he told feysand how they ended up there, there was no mention of “nesta convinced beron and autumn to come help in the war” did she help with the human queens? ultimately they ended up betraying the night court and only helped with the book bc of rhys sending the letter about being in love with feyre and wanting to save the humans for her.

she barely trained with the powers she had..am i missing the impressive parts? people make her sound far more impressive than she is funnily enough but again we don’t have to agree. if i’m missing any badass moments feel free to help me out here. she walked to the wall for feyre? feyre would’ve kept going back to the wall and wouldn’t have given up on trying to find her sister, might be a bit unfair but true, she went once and gave up, the gesture was sweet and heartfelt but what did she do? she never saved feyre and anytime elain got saved? it was feyre and az saving her

her one standout moment is saving feyre, rhys and nyx’s lives. and the other was when she weilded the trove in the prison (but anyone can wield the trove so we’ll get to see another character so the same thing in the next books, bc we know someone else likely will be using the crown, mask or harp, the swords are nesta’s but not the others. she’ll have the rest of the powers that are left over and her swords or im guessing that’s how it’ll go. maybe she’ll raise another dead army? that was cool too and would be sick? aside from this, feyre again easily is more impressive as a character.

just because nesta lashes out with her emotions at others and that’s relatable doesn’t make her the most complex character either, we’ve seen all of them lash out in anger or have cold/badass moments, again some of y’all make her sound WAY more interesting and badass than she really is. She did a few things in one book and suddenly she’s a warrior to her fans despite barely being trained? Please 😂

first of all let me just say that i love your strong opinion and that you don’t beat around the bush. kinda refreshing hahaha

i do agree with the fact that feyre had more accomplishments if you list everything from the past 4 books. however i think nesta is impressing not because of her accomplishments but because of her growth in her character. she obviously had/has a lot of mental problems and to overcome them is not an easy thing, especially if you don’t have anyone you can rely on. trauma is a bitch. so yes, feyre was more “badass”, but for me nesta is equally impressive in other matters.

i do agree with the warriors part. training for like not even 4 months and winning the blood rite? ehh, i was proud of them but it was so unrealistic and i would have preferred it if they didn’t win. BUT what i too find unrealistic that feyre became high lady so easily. don’t get me wrong, i love that for her, but she was illiterate not even 2 years ago and now she has this great responsibility that is definitely too big for a 21 year old. but she seems to manage pretty well, so i’m not trying to demean her or anything but the hugh lady situation is the same as the warrior situation with nesta: both pretty unrealistic.

but i think that’s digging too deep since it’s just fiction so i guess anything is possible.

#feyre archeron #nesta archeron #acotar

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this!!

“if gwynriel are mates, they’re the weakest one. azriel didn’t even care when gwyn got kidnapped”

bro didn’t rhysand watch feyre be tortured and starved?? and look where that got them