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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Changbin: you’re the literal greatest
Chan: you only think that cause you love me, and love has made you dumb
Changbin: I disagree, if anything love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I cooked that egg?
Chan: that was big. I was really proud of you
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Changbin: hey Felix what kind of flowers do you like the best?
Felix: I like sunflowers
Changbin holding a bouquet of venus flytraps: well shit
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Han: well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Jeongin: ENOUGH OF THIS PEACE I CHOOSE VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Changbin: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Jeongin: wha- what?? DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR WHAT I SAID? I WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE Hyunjin, recording: This is so cute.
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Changbin: Why would I flip my shit about that? Hyunjin: Because you flip your shit about everything Changbin: Well, will you look at this. Here is my shit, and yet it remains unflipped. Just sitting there on the skillet, getting burned on one side. It’s a miracle
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Hyunjin: Han, I'm feeling some hostility between the two of us right now
Han putting on brass knuckles: I wonder why you would feel that
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Monster: raaaawrrr
Changbin asserting dominance: GRRRRRRHHHHHHHGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHHH
Monster: Jesus Christ I’m sorry dude chill
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Felix: lets watch sharkboy and lavagirl and hold hands during the scary parts
Changbin: th-
Changbin: the scary parts
Changbin: of sharkboy and lavagirl
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Felix: I apologize for saying fuck in front of Jeongin
Chan: you literally just said it again
Felix: listen I have never said I'm a role model
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Changbin: how did none of you hear what I said?
Han: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours
Felix: I got distracted half way through, I'm sorry
Seungmin: ignoring you was a conscious choice
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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*at a party*
Changbin: omg we should play truth or dare!
Jeongin: omg good idea, truth or dare?
Changbin: dare
Jeongin: I dare you to go home.
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Jeongin: I have decided we are doing an anti-valentines day. Here are your cards
Seungmin: mine says "I despise you"
Hyunjin staring at a crumbled napkin that has "your life is a mess" written on it: [through tears] I'm framing this
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Seungmin: when I asked you to bring me something home from the beach I meant like a seashell or something
Han struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn't fucking say that Seungmin
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Felix: *kicks the g off the graveyard sign*
Felix: lets get this party started
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Chan: is anyone gonna tell me what's going on here!?
Jeongin: its kind of complicated but basically Changbin-
Chan: got it. Forget I asked
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Han rolling down the car window: what seems to be the problem officer?
Cop: get the fuck out of my car
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hotcheetogurlseungmin · 2 years
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Han: goodnight homo
Han: *homie
Han: eh same thing
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