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bet carlisle & esme would be two feet apart to leave room for jesus
Catherine Hardwicke would never have robbed us all of Carlisle and Esme dancing during the wedding send tweet
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i don’t know who should be more afraid, fans that the release may not be midnight sun or smeyer if it isn’t midnight sun
hell hath no fury like a twilight fan scorned
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^^ this with the addition of: or pro-life
Here’s an idea: Twilight but not fucking racist.
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JASPER & ROSALIE’S EXPRESSIONS I-
listen you two it’s a wedding just try a tad harder
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i’m sorry, ONLY twelve minutes?
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i refuse to believe that this is not rosalie hale
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twilight tumblr in 2020 is 30% venting about frustrations with smeyer, 10% appreciating the cinematographic genius of the 2008 film, and 60% seeing who can put on the best dumbass content
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bermuda shorts...
bella: yessss
alice: NOO
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imagine the crossover being lydia martin from teen wolf & rosalie cullen from twilight
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do you think alice goes shopping for jasper & then comes home to have him put on a fashion show for her, to which he begrudgingly agrees because it makes her so happy?
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the cullens take hide-and-go-seek tag to the next level
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i recently read another ya vampire book & it exposed such a missed opportunity by smeyer...
allow me to explain:
broke: bella realizing that edward is hiding a big secret & immediately reasons that he must be vampire
woke: bella realizing that edward is hiding a big secret & thinks that the secret is that he’s gay because he’s hot & never dates any of the girls even though they all throw themselves at him
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it’s so terrifying that vampires can cross entire oceans by walking across the bottom of the sea floor
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rick riordan: emails movie producers to criticize the script & make the percy jackson movies more family friendly
smeyer: tells the director that she refuses to accept a more diverse cast
it’s sad which author got listened to & which one didn’t
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sam should watch his mouth
sam: what did i tell you about calling your sister the devil?
seth: that it’s offensive to the devil?
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we’ve got REAL graphic designers in this fandom
The scene in Breaking Dawn with the Cullens dropping the “human charade” is 100x more tender and intimate than anything that happened in the main romance plot.
Where was this slice-of-life, mundane vampire scenery in the other four books??
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