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...this is groundbreaking.

Opening sequence. Driving test.

As they talk, we discover…

…not only does Shaggy have a license…

…Scooby has one, too.

Let that sink in.

For an unknown number of past episodes and movies…

…for years, or even decades…

…Scooby could have been driving the Mystery Machine if he wanted to.

This is a magnificent development.

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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MSBY & "PERIOD CRAMP SIMULATOR"

Atsumu:

Sakusa:

Bokuto:

Hinata:

Yeah feel my pain bby ❤

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She’s got a point

To Sera: What is the one thing you want? Love? Money?

Sera: Both. It’s miserable to have just one.

#saintobio is a goddess #thank you!!

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omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

#👁👄👁

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some purples

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Pairing: Osamu x Reader

Genre: late as usual, fluff, bit of angst

wc: <1k

Note: late again of course, like it's news😉..yeah enjoy!! I think, also part of Anilysium SFW collab => HERE!! please check everyone's work!!

P.S Don't be like me, Be productive :>

Beta:

“That’s the last one!” you almost jumped in joy as you taped up the last box full of your kitchen utensils.

This is it, you’re finally moving out of your parent’s house, soon enough out of this town too, Oh how you’ll miss all your precious memories here, for someone who is moving out you should be feeling ecstatic at the fact that you’ll no longer be under the same roof with your parents, you’ll finally stop being a burden, you’ll be independent, but then looking back you didn’t want to leave your mother and father behind. You’re all they have, but you want to give them a much better life than the one you're living in now, you want to be like your friends who grew up matured and went on their ways being a provider, you don’t want to be the only one left behind groveling in your own self pity party. You unusual silence must’ve alerted your mother as she went rushing to your side,

“Honey, is everything okay? Feeling a bit nostalgic on your last day hmm?” she asked whilst caressing your cheeks

“Yeah, I just...can’t believe it. Mom I’ll be- just don’t miss me too much” being around her made you feel even more gloomy, you’ll be the one missing them too much, you’ll probably buy a plane ticket as soon as you arrive and fly back home.

“I need some air mommy, can I go out for a while?”

“Sure baby, just be back before dinner, you need to get ready, your flight is only a few hours away” she reminded you as you waved back goodbye.

Your neighborhood walk brings back memories of you running off the streets holding bug nets during the summer, a big wonky snowball from that one memorable winter. You used to walk these streets all the time attending school with your friends, then walking back again from late after school club practices. Oh those truly were the days, you hoped that you could stay carefree like that forever, but time moves and so should you just like everyone already has.

All that remembering through memory lane made you clueless to your surroundings that you bumped yourself on a post.

“Careful there, y/n. I see you haven’t grown out of your clumsy phase yet” a deep chuckle made you swing your head behind you that you almost snapped your neck

“Osamu! God how you’ve been? We live in the same town yet I’ve never seen you much after high school” the man before you was none other than one of the twin boys you used to played around with as a kid

“Good, I’ve been out most of that time after high school, ya know visiting other places trying new flavors. I just got back from Tokyo. I branched out my business there. Everything is going smooth so far so I returned here” his bored face doesn’t match well with his cheery voice while he was talking about his business, wait..

“You have a business?!” and now you’re pointing fingers

“Is that such a surprise I thought you knew, we do live in the same town just like you said. It’s a restaurant business, an onigiri shop” he said looking so proud, as he should

“Ha you’re still obsessed with onigiri? I mean that’s all you eat even before” he eat those rice balls everyday, middle school until high school, who would’ve thought he still haven’t gotten sick of eating white rice with bunch of fillings

“Of course I am” shameless as ever, he hasn’t changed at all after all these years

“Say, why don’t you come by have dinner at my place one last time before I leave town” you nudged at him

“You’re...leaving? To where? When?” questions come pouring out of him like a faucet out of control

“One at a time please, I’ll tell you while we walk”

Story after story on how you finally decided to move out and work elsewhere was told the two of you missed to notice that you walked further than where your house is supposed to be standing. You two are now in the family park you used to play in.

“This place, it’s been forever since I- I meant we’ve been here” that large acacia tree still stood out in the middle of the park giving such a nice shade under the lowering sun.

“Do you still remember, what we kept here y/n” you looked at him with curiosity filled eyes,

“What?”

“That shoebox we stole from Atsumu”

You both sniggered at the memory. Atsumu was so upset he almost cried, as evil as that childish prank was, it was satisfying.

“Should we dig it up?” you asked suggestively.

“We could, I for one am prepared, you see I’m carrying a spoon” Osamu looked so cute presenting his spoon like a proud kid who won the game.

“Yeah, a spoon will take as a year”

“It’s around this spot, come” he gestured you to come close as he shoved the metal spoon on the dirt below you.

After digging for quite some time it seems that the mighty spoon has finally hit rock bottom or in this case a red molding box. Osamu carefully lifts it out and to your surprise it’s mostly intact. Keyword: mostly. The sides were molding and there were small tears that started to be noticeable on one of the corners.

“Open it” the boss in you commanded with excitement.

The first thing that caught your eye was a blue velvet box standing out from the rest of the childhood junk you two used to collect. Passing through Osamu you pulled out the box dusting off the dirt on it

“What’s this, I don’t remember us putting something so fancy in here” your curiosity got the best of you as you looked at Samu for answers

“That box, actually I put that there...haha did you forget I used to propose to you everytime I win candy rings at the arcade?” Osamu shied his gaze away from you whilst rubbing the back of his neck

You do remember, your hands are starting to sweat from the embarrassment, he doesn’t just do that when you were alone then. He used to do it everywhere, it was sweet and cute.

“I remember the rings, but this box- too fancy for two middle school kids playing house”

“I dug up the box the night you went home, this velvet box was owned by my mom I asked her for it, I told her I want to make my proposal more realistic, maybe then you’ll actually say yes” he cut you off before you could even ask

“You know Samu, I would’ve said yes any other way but we were like ten, eleven years old., I like you then and.. To be honest I still like you now” before he can even get his hopes up you wanted to break it to him,

“But it’s more complicated now, I’m leaving in a few hours and- it- it just feels impossible now” you were saddened by your own words but this is the reality of things and the both of you should just accept it as early as possible, it gets less complicated that way.

The sigh that escaped his lips, means something and it’s starting to break you, what a great timing this is.

“I’ll wait for you, until you’re really ready, until you come back..to me, I’ll wait, that I assure you is not impossible, I’ve waited our whole childhood I’m not giving up now” his determination came from nowhere and it eased you, he’s right it’s complicated right now but it won’t always be like this, like him you too will wait, your time will come, you’ll be back.

“I hope you keep that promise too Samu”

#haikyuu fanfic #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu #haikyuu osamu #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu angst #osamu x reader #osamu miya #osamu x y/n #osamu fluff #osamu angst #hq fluff #hq angst #hq osamu #haikyuu x reader #hq x reader

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Hello Hello and welcome to another Anilysium SFW Server collab!

This time our writers and artists were given a broad prompt! This collab is based on the idea of when you’re a kid and you make the outlandish promise to marry one of your friends and think they forget about it when you grow up, so there was a lot of leeway with this one!

Everyone has worked super hard this month, so give it a read when we go live! Our past collabs can be found here if you want to check them out too!

Quick note, our Big 5 are changing! After this month, Attack on Titan will no longer be part of our Big 5 and instead we will have Genshin Impact! Our other 4 fandoms are the same: Jujutsu Kaisen, My Hero Academia, Demon Slayer and Haikyuu aren’t going anywhere!

When will this masterlist go live? Midnight GMT on the 23rd of August!

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Writing

My Hero Academia

Kaminari - @illyaana

Todoroki - @tendouszeita

Jujutsu Kaisen

Geto - @nicka-nell

Sukuna - @des-the-girl​

Yuji - @rocorambles

Attack on Titan

Eren - @hajimesh

Jean - @kuroos-babygirl

Reiner - @ronnie-azumane

Haikyuu!!

Bokuto - @vivianvampyric

Ennoshita - @rosesandtoshi

Futakuchi - @bubo-subarcticus

Hinata - @xmyshya

Iwaizumi - @shannonplease

Kita - @meiansmistress

Kuroo - @jayeray-hq

Meian - @cosmicmermaid25

Osamu - @kayzume

Sugawara - @animeangst

Suna - @banillalaine

Tsukishima - @haikyuuhimbosandhypebeasts

Drawing

Iwaizumi - @spaceywarlock​

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As usual, if there isn’t a link after we go live that means the piece has been dropped or is late!

#haikyuu!! #umm #im probably late #like it’s news🤡

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guys have you read this manga

(sorry for bad quality)

if not what are you even doing

its called "My Son is Probably Gay" (alternative titles include Uchi no Musuko wa Tabun Gei, うちの息子はたぶんゲイ)

it's abt the relationship between a mom and her son who tries his hardest of not being the adorable obvious fool he is having crushes on boys

consider:

absolutely adorable style (especially the mom omg just look at her)

very new manga, started in Sep 2019 I think? a lot of room for updates in the future!

a mother being so absolutely loving of his son she appreciates everything he tells her and instead of growing up in society's mold of what a "man" is, she wants him to express himself and embrace everything he holds dear to his heart

ohngmy god she is who i aspire to b e

here are two snippets of the series!!

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please support the artist (Okura)!!

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some very important info re: paid accounts~

I am not a lawyer, but I can decently interpret legalese and, being as I also suffer from tl;dr syndrome and assume others may as well, I took one for the team and went through the updated TOS for the post+ accounts and highlighted (what I understand to be) the most pertinent information, which ultimately comes down to this:

You cannot monetize copyrighted works (aka charge and earn money from fanfic, fanworks, etc) and if you do decide to put your fanworks behind a paywall via Tumblr, when you are inevitably sued, Tumblr will not protect you and will not defend you and you alone, personally, will be responsible for whatever monetary damages said lawsuit results in.

If anyone is a lawyer and knows I've gotten any of this wrong, please do not hesitate to correct me/this post.

Screenshots taken from Tumblr's TOS (updated 7-21-21), Stripe's Account Agreement, and the post+ FAQs.

1. Your paid account will not be hosted by tumblr; it is routed through a 3rd party.

2. By signing up for a paid account, you're entering into an agreement with Stripe, so in addition to Tumblr's TOS, you are also bound to Stripe's TOS.

3. Stripe, like Tumblr, will not defend you or protect you against any lawsuits.

4. Furthermore, you may end up owing Stripe money (indemnify = compensate)

5. Tumblr's TOS specifically states that you can't put any content on your post+ account that violates any laws, including laws that protect intellectual property rights of others. This is super important, because Tumblr's post+ FAQ also states that you can post anything that you would regularly post on tumblr, which I'm sure many will take to mean that gifsets, fanworks, etc are fair game, since all of that stuff can be posted on tumblr now. However, the difference is, you're not making money from the fanworks you're posting or reblogging now. Once money enters the equation, the game changes.

Tumblr is making it seem like any and all content goes for post+ accounts, knowing 90% of this site is fanworks. This is not true and you'll be opening yourself up for lawsuits if you charge for fanworks.

6. Tumblr further disclaims any and all liability in any legal issues.

tl;dr: Please do not make a post+ account, bc you will be opening yourself to lawsuits and if that happens, Tumblr's response will be not our problem, you agreed to all the terms which said you couldn't do that, sorry not sorry. Please protect yourself.

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Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

Reblog this if you will NOT use or support Post+.

I hope to make @staff see how that is total bullshit. Tumblr will die without writers/creators.

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I recently came out to my mother's side of the family who are majority conservative christians and it went much better than I expected. Like, they were weirdly supportive. I only got one comment insinuating that I might possibly be going to hell but it came from my aunt and she's dying soon anyway so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Anyway, I'm telling them how shocked I am and that I honestly thought that they'd have more of a problem with it when my grandma is like "Well you know we've been through this before with your uncle Nicky" and I'm like "what" and so it turns out that my uncle Nick was born a Natalie, came out as a boy at 19, and my great grandma proceeded to pay for his top surgery and hormone therapy. In 1974. And I just had to process for a bit because my entire life no one has referred to him as anything other than he/him and his chosen name. I ask why no one ever thought to mention this and they're just like "tbh we forgot. It's been so long that he's been a man" This man is married. He has a wife and three kids. I ask my relatives how they went about having kids, whether through adoption or sperm donor or what and none of them know. Apparently he just told everyone that they were gonna be parents and then one day showed up at my grandma's house with a baby. No questions were asked. Just. He and his wife had a baby now and that was that. Three times. Weeks later when I finally talk to my aunt Sarah (Nick's wife) all she tells me is that neither of them have ever been pregnant and, I quote, "sometimes you just come into children". She phrased it like people use the phrase "come into money". Like children are something that just happens to you. I ask my relatives if any of them had a problem with Nick being trans at the time, saying I'd understand if they had negative feelings about it, as it was the 1970s after all. They were like "nope" and i was just like "you didn't think anything of it?" And my grandfather was like "these things happen" while the other adults nodded sagely. So I guess the moral here is that if my conservative christian relatives could accept my uncle as trans in the 1970s then there really isn't any excuse for anyone. And also my family needs to ask more questions because I'm fairly sure my aunt and uncle stole their kids.

I'm laughing my ass off at that last sentence- But I'm so glad your coming out went well! That's one heck of a way to find out you have LGBT relatives.

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Accidental Kiss

Hello Hello, and welcome to another SFW Server Collab from Anilysium! Our writers and artists have been hard at work once again to bring you that good, cringey content that you crave with this months theme: Accidental Kiss!

This is our first Collab as a multi fandom server, so we have works from some of our Big 5 for you! Our Big 5 include My Hero Academia, Haikyuu, Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer and (though no one wrote or drew for it this time around) Attack on Titan!

When will this masterlist go live? Monday 12th July at 23:30 GMT 

If you’re wanting to check out some of our previous collabs, please click here!

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Writing

My Hero Academia 

Aizawa - @bubo-subarticus

Mirio - @prismatales

Haikyuu 

Atsumu - @rice-hime

Iwaizumi - @jayeray-hq

Kageyama - @rosesandtoshi

Kenma - @banillalaine

Sakusa - @omi-cafe

Jujutsu Kaisen

Geto - @shibuyaas

Megumi - @rocorambles

Demon Slayer

Himejima - @kayzume

Drawing

Haikyuu - Ennoshita - @feathertayyl

Demon Slayer - Himejima - @da-yanaa

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As usual, if there isn’t a link after we go live that means the piece has been dropped or is late!

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Pairing: Peach Farmer!Himejima x Reader

Genre: Fluff✨

WC: <800

Note: Here’s to my first ever KNY fic...YAY...and if ü know me well you’d know that this is rushed(muahahaha) and uhh yeah no beta so im sorry for all the mistakes i know there’s a lot its 1am rn and I’m shitty at this:> hope you enjoy this one lads. Btw part of the Anilysium SFW server collab (only write because of this nowadays) make sure to check everyone’s amazing work!!!

Beta: No Beta🤪

“It's dangerous up there, you should get down y/n” he warned you, he really did.

You didn’t even know how he figured out that you went up a tree considering he’s blind as a bat.

“Uhh I’m not on a tree big man” you lied blatantly sniggering carelessly until you felt it, you slipped and you’re about to fall on your head.

You were on your way to visit a peach orchard at the outskirts of town. Your friend gyomei works there as a caretaker, he insisted you come over for harvesting day and since you're going to be on a work break he thought that this is the perfect chance for you to have some relaxing time. And you being easily swayed when it comes to him, you decided to swing by. It wasn’t far from where you live and its also the best excuse to get out of your slump and get some fresh air up your system, you badly need it and lots of it.

“And which way should I turn...left?”

“RIGHT, then you’ll start seeing the peach trees” he corrected you, making you chuckle at his voice of frustration.

“What would you have done without me, you’d be lost right away” you can already imagine the smile painted on his face. You’d be lost without him alright, in more ways than one.

“Yeah right, ok I’m just about there be sure to be waiting for me”

“Mhm”

Your phone beeped as the call ended, you pulled up the parking space designated for the orchard visitors, you freshened up dusting the city dirt off of you. You got out and walked at the entrance where he awaits you. You couldn’t miss him all in his big, bulky glory.

“Gyomei, thanks for inviting me here I appreciate it a lot” you took his hand squeezing it a bit before you let go...He tightened his grip on you and led you around the place.

“..and to your left is where the orchard is” he was still leading you around. Your hand felt so small compared to his,

“Himejima, who's the girl!?” you heard a yowl behind you. You saw a man about your age heading to where you two were standing, you felt the warmth wear away as Gyomei unclasped your hands apart. He met the man halfway and they started chatting away as if they didn't already see each other enough.

You puffed your cheeks as his attention was stolen from you, looking at your side you were suddenly tempted to go on ahead and just pluck one of those juicy looking peaches, you bet they’re sweet.

You sneakily made your way over the open fence and welcomed yourself into climbing one of the trees. The rustling and bustling around must have alarmed Gyomei and his buddy that you heard huffing around as he tells you to get down from up where you were sitting.

“It's dangerous up there, you should get down y/n” he warned you, he really did.

You didn’t even know how he figured out that you went up a tree considering he’s blind as a bat.

“Uhh I’m not on a tree big man” you lied blatantly sniggering carelessly until you felt it, you misplaced your foot just a bit to your left, trying so hard to reach the fruit, but then you slipped...and you’re about to fall on your head.

You closed your eyes, holding the peach so tight that you almost squashed it. You braced for the pain of face planting on the ground.

You didn’t,

You blinked.

Once.

Twice, you felt soft lips touch your own

That loud thud wasn’t from you hitting the ground, it was Gyomei’s when he caught you in more ways than one.

You stood up when you realized you two were still pressed together, you two were still caught in a kiss albeit accidentally.

The reality of what just happened made you flushed all red, from your neck to your cheeks.

You shook your head in embarrassment, stuttering out apologies,

“I-I’m so sorry, I- I didn’t mean to kiss yo— I uhh meant fall for you, I mean from up the tree you kno—”

He was tearing up, he wasn’t sobbing but fat tears continuously ran down his face. It made you worried and guilty. You, who were kindly invited here, made this big man cry.

“Gyomei I—”

“I thought you’d fall and hurt yourself, I just had to be there to take the fall for you, I don’t want you to cry” you chuckled at his statement

“You’re the one crying right now” you tried lighting up the mood, you scoot closer to him wiping his tears away. He held your hands steady on his face.

“DO.NOT.EVER.DO.THAT.AGAIN” he warned you sternly. You flinched at his tone. You knew he wasn’t mad at you just worried.

“Aye aye, you’re the boss, so where were we on our tour?” you asked cheekily as the both of you got up,

“Let’s continue?” He asked back as he took your hands clasping them together again.

#kny #kny fluff #kny x y/n #kny x reader #kny himejima #gyomei himejima #himejima x reader #himejima fluff #kny fanfic #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #anilysium server collab

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Reblog. This could really help someone out.

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Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

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Reblog if it is 1701% okay to drop by your ask and start asking random questions.

#do it😈