God this Extremely Noncanon outtake fic is EMBARRASSINGLY HORNY !!!!!
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UPDATE
There’s a certain sort of tragedy involved with the act of having a brother, blood or otherwise. Bilbo’s an only child, so he doesn’t know this. He’ll learn the full extent of it eventually. And for once one of his plans pans out exactly the way he wanted it, but he finds out pretty much immediately that he might have played himself.
In between alternating bawling his eyes out and taking mournful pulls of whiskey, something clicked.
Of course. Of course.
God, he was a moron. It was so simple.
Bilbo was jealous.
No, he wasn’t envious of Dwalin’s sudden drunken confidence that he could make things work with Thorin. He wasn’t envious of his and Thorin’s history, or even of their relationship.
He was jealous, plain and simple. Jealous of Dwalin, and of the king’s obvious feelings for him.
chapter 13 is now live ! TW for heavy alcohol use, big arguments, oblique discussions of lateral violence among a colonized group as a result of imperialism, and self-inflicted heartache.
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EXTREMELY IMPORTANT
Do you see this image? Do you know what is happening? Well, I'll tell you what is happening:
THE AMAZON RAINFOREST HAS BEEN BURNING FOR 16 DAYS.
Sixteen days. Without any help or declarations of the Brazilian government. Our biggest form of animal and vegetal wildlife is being destroyed and no one is making anything about it.
São Paulo was covered by a smoke cloud this week during hours, as a result of the fire, if that single fact wasn't already alarming.
I lost hope in humanity. Because the trees are still burning right now as you read this text. Because no "famous environmentally friendly" person is talking anything about it. Because everyone else is too selfish to even care about the wellbeing of our own world.
Please, please someone help us
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“Savages, savages, we’re savages
Yeah
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Broken words
Broken bones
Broken windows in our broken homes
Can’t you see
You should never come too close
Believe me cuz I know
On the level with you
If you think that you can handle this
Then you better know who you’re messing with”
- savages royal deluxe
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Beginner guide: How to work with crystals
This is for @genevivepeach
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Does anyone feel like writeblr has just gone dead recently? Or just interaction has just gone down? Only me? Ok.
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i did it....maybe???
So today i wrote almost 2000 fucking words. It took me all day but i cant be fucked in gettig mad at myself cause its almost 3 times the goal i originally set myself this morning. All in all im a very proud person at the minute.
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you know when you can see a scene in your head like a movie with perfect everything but when you come to put it on to paper or even a word document it's just *POOF* gone.
I’m like Bish I need you. Yes, lovely flawless Gollum impression now please get onto my page and be nice to my unsuspecting characters. But it continues to sit there watching me lose my mind and eats my snacks with a smug asshole face.
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Y'all: ugh I wish fandom content creators would post more 😩😩😩😩😩😩
Also y'all when someone posts fanart/fanfic/edits/etc:
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I love fem!bilbo, modern aus and bagginsheild so i put em all together. Please enjoy the moodboard for Where Plants Grow.
Link ⤵
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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Bilbo Baggins & Thorin's Company, Thorin Oakenshield/Original Character(s)
Characters: Sigrid (Hobbit Movies), Tauriel (Hobbit Movies), Tilda (Hobbit Movies), Ori (Tolkien), Thranduil (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Fíli (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Dís (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Balin (Tolkien), Glóin (Tolkien), Dori (Tolkien), Óin (Tolkien), Thorin Oakenshield, Original Female Character(s), Legolas Greenleaf
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Zombie Apocalypse, Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse, Fluff and Angst, Protective Family, fem!Bilbo, Female Bilbo Baggins, Strangers to Friends to Lovers
Summary:
It's the apocalypse, and the dead are walking. When your niece gets shot; you pick them up and get the fuck out of dodge, right?
While Tola is trying the find a safe place to hide while her niece heals, someone calls out to their children. Do I endure or survive? Is that the only question in this world anymore?
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i posted this on my writeblr as well as AO3
its got like all of the best things like dragons, dragons and more dragons
please do read it and let me know what you think and how I can improve it. Thank you xxxxxx
Of Fire & Stone (1)
Chapter Title: All That Blood Looks Good On You,
Pairing: Thorin Oakenshield x Original Female Character
Summary: ❄ What if the time was different. What if Smaug never came and the Avari never disappeared south. 6 Clans that settled in a cold and barren north filled with Houses of Wolves, Snakes, Dragons, Boars, Raven and Goats. ❄ A land where a widowed woman can start a new life and where the lonely mountain is home to more than just Dwarves. ❄
Warnings: Violence, Death and Murder
Word Count: 1,774
A/N: I posted this on AO3 as well. its got like all of the best things like dragons, dragons and more dragons please do read it and let me know what you think and how I can improve it. Thank you x x
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17867831/chapters/42171227
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QUESTION TIME!!!!
It's a zombie apocalypse. Your 14 year old niece/nephew got shot in the leg/thigh. Obviously u picked them up and ran as fast as u possably could. While trying to find a safe place to hold up u hear someone calling for their own kids. What do u do?
Let me know. I found an old zombie au wip and I put my character in the same position and im stumped. SOUND OFF PLEASE
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