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lazyexcuse · 1 month

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*connie screaming in the background*

Levi, *entering the room*: “what’s going on here? Why is that idiot screaming?”

Y/n: “he found a mirror..”

Connie, *happy as can be*: “y/n!!! Levi!! Look! There’s another me on the wall!”

Y/n: “it’s ok connie, introduce yourself I’m sure he’s nice.”

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lazyexcuse · 1 month

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Levi: “ I hate you with every-inch of my body”

Y/n: “well, for you that’s not a lot of inches-“

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lazyexcuse · 1 month

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VOX

HAZBIN HOTEL! RANDOM THOUGHTS.

I’m hitting on Sherlock Phones yall.

Someone help this man.

Someone PLEASE help this man.

Let's be real with ourselves lonely sinners, vox is not the man we need but he is the man we fawn for. I’ve done a lot of research on his character, his voice actor, his background and his main focus in hazbin hotel just to come up with the most canon version I can write him as.

He is NOT “that guy”. Vox is conniving, manipulative, egotistical, rude,and has been described as not “a nice person” by Vizi herself.

I'm pretty sure he was the “where my hug at?” guy back in college for computer science and theater arts. The guy who no one liked; laughed at not with and continuously thought that everyone was intimidated by him because no one wanted to approach him. Yet it was really because— No one thought he was cool whatsoever.

Of course this man took dance lessons and acting classes, his mind is quite literally a computer even back when he was alive. Vox understands the concept behind “good television” and how to appease his audience.

The lack of attention in his life to early childhood/adulthood was made up when he became a TV host. Vox wanted everyone to love him just so he could push them away and be this “Awesome guy who's too busy and successful for everyone”.

He totally speaks to everyone like they are 4-12 years old. Someone could be older than him, taller, or stronger and he’s just going to immediately deem them imperior to him because of his success.

“My dear, whatever could be the problem?”

“Awe cupcake, are you sad? panties in a twist? Is your bra too tight or are you just going through shark week?”

Vox will literally say one phrase when he knows things aren't going his way.

“Let’s think about this.” Not TALK– THINK. Let's THINK about this.

And darling, he’s not talking to himself but to you and again, immediately placing you underneath him–trying to have you use that “big brain of yours”

This man will plant shit in your head causing you to draw conclusions about things so you can focus entirely on what HE wants. As done with Valentino in episode 2 SE1; when valentine is flipping his shit and all vox does is control the situation.

He’ll flip his shit, igniting fear into the person he’s talking to, allowing the victim to find him ‘scary’ enough to break into submission and shut their mouth.

He’ll take this time to plant thoughts into their head. “What do you think going half cocked around hell to find angel dust will do to our image?”---”U-uh.. fuck it up?” DING DING DING. “Good boy/girl”

And then praise when they come to their “senses” (What he wants them to do)

“Such a big brain you have, you’re so smart.”

“Aren't you a pretty doll? hm?”

“That’s right baby, I knew you had it in you.” No he didn’t, you surprised him but he’s gonna take on the ‘caring best man role’ to cover up his surprise.

He gets hard easily. Don't ask me how I know, I just do.

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ok so I really wanna write like a whole freaking series of events for him, just one shots and I’m interested in all kinds of ideas, these are really just random thoughts that came to my mind while writing. If you guys like the way I write him or the ideas I present— totally let me know if I should continue my obsession with this man.

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lazyexcuse · 1 month

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AWEEE THANK YOU BABY!!!!!! @lalenn

Shout-out to my favourite blogs who never fail to make my day🩷

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lazyexcuse · 1 month

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I feel like while the reader was cussing out Vox,

Vox is just standing there like:

📺💐

He short circuits a little bit, and you see an electric bolt casually set one of the roses on fire. His hands are shaking a little, his voice gets low.

“J—jus—zzzt, take the flower—zzzs”

(Hidden camera or something)

hiii

i hope youre doing good today :D i was wondering if youd write a vox x reader where they broke up and Vox finds out the reader is Dating Alastor? im curious on how he would react :0

I am doing well, thank you! I hope you are doing fantastic!

Sure I can write that!

Warnings: swearing, jealousy, possessiveness, not proofread

You're Dating the Radio Demon?!?!

*Even after much time had passed since Vox and yourself had broken up, he was still trying to get back with you.

*You were long since over him and decided to move on...

*... to the Radio Demon.

*You sure do know how to pick 'em!

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It was after the whole sing off between Vox and Alastor that this obsessive flat screen found out that you were dating his biggest fucking rival!

Who the fuck do you think you are?!

Vox was going to visit you, ask why you have the Radio Demon on you arm. Had to. Needed to.

Vox was the one who deserved to be in your embrace not some senile pompous prick-!

He glitches, error messages momentarily taking over his screen.

...

He needs to calm down. Think rationally.

Vox orders one of his employees to get him a bouquet of flowers and he goes to freshen up.

The TV Demon is swinging by the hotel for a small visit.

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"Hey, Al?"

"Hmm?" Your partner hums from the kitchen.

"Would you be willing to wear a maid dress-"

Your question is cut off by a polite knock to the door. Both you and Alastor stare at the door curiously.

The knock becomes more aggressive.

Walking over to the door, you sigh, "I'll get it."

"Look, Angel Dust does not accept clientele while he is at the hotel-" You stop mid sentence and look at who is actually at the door, "Vox?"

"Good to see you again babe!" He pushes the door open further and hugs you before you have the chance to protest. "How's it going? Anything new?"

"I'm not your 'babe' Vox." You cross your arms, "What the hell do you want?"

"Oh, just-" he laughs, "-Itching to know why you're dating the Radio Demon! The guy who's guts I've hated since before we were together."

You scrunch your nose in disgust. "What's it to you? Go bitch to Valentino about it, see if that man whore cares."

"Val- Valentino is just a business partner."

"Of what? The boning business? Go fuck yourself- or Val- I don't care!"

Vox tries to hand you the flowers, "Just take the flowers."

The Radio Demon's shadow sneaks up behind Vox and brings the flowers to Alastor.

"My, my, what have we here?" Alastor brushes his thumb against the flower petals. "I don't believe it's very polite to bring a bouquet of roses to another man's partner. A bouquet of seven roses nonetheless."

You take the roses from Alastor and shove them back to Vox. "Don't worry, hun, Vox was just leaving."

Vox begins to glitch and electric shocks emit from his screen, "This is not fucking over!"

The TV demon leaves and slams the door.

"..."

"So about the maid dress-"

The power goes out.

"Motherfucker."

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lazyexcuse · 3 months

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IMAGINE:

An exchanged student from America! Coming to UA to fulfill the wishes from their father, Not wanting to be a hero what-so ever.

It doesn’t matter to you. Yes you’ve been born with a strong quirk but that doesn’t matter, that wasn’t your life’s passion!

But you’re father being the man he is,

Rich

Narcissistic

Arrogant

And needing their only child to be perfect,

Sets up a conversation with you and the one and only nezu, the principal of UA!

You don’t need to try out, you don’t need to pass any written exams, show off for anyone. Your father already took care of that and had you preform in your quirk space where you do all your training and recorded you and your strategies.

A/n: “I really wanna make a soulmate! AU with this, I’m think katsuki? Really angsty? My interpretation and hyper realism on how I think things would go down with his character in the anime? Not fan!bakugo but can!bakugo?

Lemme know what y’all think!!!!

You sat in front of the small little rodent who ran this pathetic hero training course. One leg crossed over the other and your chin in the palm of your hand as you stared out the window.

You had made no attempts to answer his questions or even look in his big eyes for all that matter. His cheery voice and attitude was enough to make you vomit alone. And you weren’t even going to mention his disgusting fashion taste.

A scar settled on the right side of his face. The only thing you could wonder was that someone luckier already beat you to the punch of wanting to scratch this rodents eyes out.

You continued to stare out the window, your mind caught in another world as your eyes blurred and your head ached. Something twisted in your stomach when you heard the ray mention your father. It snapped you back to reality.

Nezu sighed and took a sip of his tea, “Y/n L/n, if you really don’t want to attend UA then why are you here?” He questioned, with another sip, “You’re quirk is extraordinary to say at the least and even that is an understatement but I’m going to need some cooperation for this interview to work.”

I rolled my eyes and sat up with a sarcastic smile, “Sure, anything you need”

Nezu sighed nice more, and sat his tea cup off to the side.

“Tell me.. y/n.. why should I even let you into UA?” He wondered, “Element bending quirks are extremely rare, there’s so much you could do with them.. but I’m afraid there’s more people more enthusiastic than you to take your position, maybe even more qualified.”

“I’m afraid I can’t let you into UA, an inspiring hero must act heroic even behind the scenes.”

My stomach dropped, but I slowly steadied myself. I stood to my feet and eyed the rodent down. I knew something like this would have to be pushed just a little bit..

“Principal Nezu.” I called out, he looked up at me.

“With the powers I have.. you even said it your self, they’re beyond powerful in todays society.” Nezu nodded and patiently waited for me to proceed.

My eyes darkened and so did the room around me as I gave a small smile. “And because of that, I’m going to ask you to rethink your decision” I slowly walked up to Nezu and placed my hands on the burgundy wood and leaned close to his face.

“Because with these powers.. I could either become the worlds greatest supervillain or the worlds greatest hero.. whether or not you let me into UA will determine whether it’s fate.” I smiled, my eyes sparkled with something .. insane. Before I pulled away and turned my back towards the door.

“I trust you’ll make the right decision. The worlds fate is in your hands.. but trust, I will make my father proud regardless” I winked.

Nezu gulped.

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lazyexcuse · 4 months

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Y/n: “You better stop raising your voice at me! Right now!”

Levi, smirking: “Or what, Cadet?”

Y/n: “Or.. or.. I’ll cry! And I really don’t wanna embarrass myself right now..”

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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Y/n:, says anything good about literally anything other than Levi, even an inanimate object.

Levi, tosses ring: “Go marry it then.”

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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[FIRST ENCOUNTER]

Levi: “I would kill you but you’re not worth my time.”

Y/n: “I don’t know if I should be grateful or insulted.”

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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Y/n: “Hey do you think Kevin Bacon refers to his nipples as bacon bits?”

Levi: “How do I keep forgetting to kill you?”

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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[CHRISTMAS MORNING]

Kenny, scared: “You promise you didn’t get me bees again?”

Y/n and Levi from a distance, looking proud: “Don’t be a pussy, just open it.”

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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Levi, cringing internally: “I thought I told you not to wear that in the shower.”

Y/n wearing a soggy baby shark onesie: “I don’t need a lecture right now.”

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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Y/n, sighing: “I.. have something to get off my chest Sir..”

Levi, internally: “please be your shirt, please be your shirt—“

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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*Y/n and Levi training*

Levi, wiping the blood from his lips with a smirk: “Oh yeah? Is that the best you can do?”

Y/n, holding back tears: “Yeah actually, I’m trying really hard..”

Levi, standing up straight, shocked: “Oh.. ok.. hey— it’s ok—“

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lazyexcuse · 5 months

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*Levi and y/n on their wedding day*

Priest: “Now do we have any objections?”

Levi, stops and turns around, pulling off his suit jacket to reveal the ODM blades strapped to his back. “…”

Everyone: “…..”

Levi, nods his head and clicks his tongue, “Yeah…...OK..”

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lazyexcuse · 6 months

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Y/n, talking about Levi: “So.. what’s like— wrong with him?”

Hange, shrugging: “Everyone has a different theory..”

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lazyexcuse · 6 months

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Hange, answering a phone call: “oh— yeah sure, I’ll get him for you!”

Hange, whispering: “it’s your partner” *Wiggles eyebrows*

Levi, snatching the phone: “Their not my fucking partner.”

Levi, walks away: “Hey cutie...”

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