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me at the clothes store: crop top

my mom, an intellectual: crock pot

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wand in french is “baguette”

petition to switch out the wands in every harry potter movie to loaves of bread

#harry potter #french #shitpost

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haha boutta fail my physics test the only equation i know is km/s

#physics #finals week #kms kms kms

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you flip over the pillow to get to the cool side? ha ha, i flip mine over to get to the side not drenched with tears

#mental breakdown #2am things #im cryin #dying inside #hate myself

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i want to find someone with whom i can be completely and utterly me, even if i don’t know who that is yet.

#relationship #personality

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never blessed, always stressed

#shitpost #high school #stress

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OK SO fetal pigs have no bacteria on them because they haven’t been introduced to the outside world yet

i guess they’re uncultured swine

#shitpost #funny #puns

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kid: i’m adopted?

dad: hey adopted, i’m dad

dad: wait no that can’t be right

#dad jokes #funny #shitpost

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grammar can save lives!!

no nut november ———> no, nut november!

#no nut november #nnn #grammar #english #shitpost #funny #fortheboys

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#aesthetic #makeup #makeup looks #pretty #eyeshadow

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Hey, Sir Puki! I come to you in a time of need. I'm failing math class, what do I do?

I’d say study math but if I got that advice myself I’d never do it, so I dunno, go ape shit.

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cordóba bridge, spain

#photography #spain #córdoba #bridge #europe #landscape #sunset

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guess who studied for NINE HOURS STRAIGHT and WENT TO TUTORING TWICE A WEEK and HAD THE TEST GRADED ON A CURVE and DID THE STUDY GUIDE THREE TIMES OVER and STILL FAILED

#math #mentally unstable #emotional breakdown #fail #i cry now

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#cute outifts #outfit ideas #outfit inspo #business #aesthetic

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my bucket list:

skydive, but without a parachute

#shitpost #i wanna cry #i wanna diiiieeeee #kms kms kms #math

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lmao have you tried looking at the snapchat selfie camera

you’re in for a rude awakening my friend

I’m so handsome. I look at myself in the mirror and I just have to break the glass because I am so ugly, don’t wanna look at me.

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ok but imagine the possibilities: fill up the back of a pickup truck with water

instant portable kiddie pool

#shitpost #pickup truck #summer