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lofan · 7 days

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I'm definitely not a furry. And not to sound like one,

BUT-

They can decide to squeeze the life out of me, and I will die happy with a "please" and a "thank you!" I don't make the rules.

#Louis let Legosi eat his leg?#Look me pleading Six eyes to devour me WHOLE-#It's literally a sin to show them in one episode and never mention again?#WHAT DO I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO NOW????#They're hiding not out of shame #But simply because if every third herbivore was ready to surrender themselves to Legosi for dinner they wouldn't have survived THIS SNAKE-#six eyes #beastars #beastars anime #Beastars six eyes #Rokume

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lofan · 11 days

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A compilation of images I spent entirely too much time on

#beastars

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lofan · 18 days

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Ahh yeah, the two suicidal Masters, our beloved. How nice of you to PUT THEM TOGETHER, COME HERE-

AINLEY!MASTER & DHAWAN!MASTER + parallels

But no, here we are, all still alive.

#do it Doctor #They are so depressed #Insane #And both of them were left by the Doctor???#Five watched Ainley BURN and Seven just left him on this cheetah planet #(while he was scared to become an animal and actually needed Doctor)#And yeah the finale of Dhawan #Somewhere here should be the scene with Simm and his little sad #i'm not crying you're crying #Doctor Who #Classic Who #The Master #Ainley!Master #Dhawan!Master

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lofan · 24 days

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Happy Berlermo day everyone!

I present you a little something for the best fic I have ever laid my eyes on:

The Time Traveler’s Soulmate by @oreo-cookies-fan is wholly responsible for this. This gem of a fic left me speechless and in tears and forced me to do something. That's my only excuse.

#So basically it's a “thank you for this masterpiece. The fandom is BLESSED with this work”#You can clearly see that the thing with Martin's “not yet” completely destroyed me #I have literally cried my eyes out over the last two chapters #Insane stuff if you ask me #ALSO!!!!!!!#How many percent? - Ninety-nine. - One hundred.#This moment should be ILLEGAL #My new canon btw #If you haven't read this yet do yourself a favour and go fix it right NOW #berlermo #Berlermo day #andrés de fonollosa #martin berrote #lcdp berlin #lcdpedit #lcdp #money heist #Lcdp palermo #la casa de papel

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lofan · 27 days

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Doctor Who: next Master will be partially a cat.

Me: yeah, I knowww, isn't he a cute genocidal kitty?🥺

DW: no, I mean it. A cat.

M: yes-yes, I heard, every Master is so cat coded-

DW: aand I don't think you understood me. He will literally be a fricking CHEETAH! Yellow eyes, fangs and all.

M: yep, as I was saying- WAIT A SECOND, W H A T ???

#I was SO taken aback #Also how it revealed his desires to have Doctor's attention or to die at his hands?#INSANE STUFF #His first please kill me Doctor moment #And Seventh WAS close #But he already couldn't #WHILE FIFTH LET HIM BURN ALIVE-#But it's a different story #Also if it's not obvious yet #Ainley!Master is my favourite #classic dw #classic doctor who #doctor who bbc #doctor x master #the master #ainley!master #anthony ainley #Cheetah master

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lofan · 1 month

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Guys, you have literally NO IDEA how much I want to draw this... The beauty of them standing back to back, together, in the capital of Centauri Prime, no less--- INSANE. I would have given up everything to see it in the final episode.

I still don't understand how the hell there's not a single art of these statues in this fandom. IT'S A CRIME, YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

- Legions of fire: Out of the Darkness.

#londo mollari #babylon 5 #g'kar #b5

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lofan · 1 month

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Let me present you: the 🥺👉👈 Hermanos

#money heist #the professor #berlin #andres de fonollosa #sergio marquina #lcdp #lcdp berlin

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lofan · 1 month

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If anyone has wondered where this meme came from:

#Look at Berlin....#Sorry Sergio but you're an embarrassment #Andres got all the style it seems #lcdp #la casa de papel #sergio marquina #raquel murillo #Serquel #money heist #I cant blame Raquel though #His sexy brain compensates this monstrosity... So yeah...

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lofan · 2 months

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(but he didn't even get a boyfriend... What a loser....)

#la casa de papel #lcdp #berlin show #Berlin #andres de fonollosa #berlermo

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lofan · 2 months

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Okay, but why does Berlin's son look so sus? Let me demonstrate!

Berlin:

Rafael:

+ Bonus. Martin:

#I don't think that there's a need to elaborate...#Like... Man.... Are you sure...#Just asking....#AND DO YOU GET IT? Martin is a BROWN SWAN #BC THEY'RE SOULMATES #I needed to get it out of my system #It's not yet a Palermo day #But EVERY day is a Palermo day.#i don't make the rules #la casa de papel #money heist #palermo #Berlin #Belermo #Berlermo #andres de fonollosa #martin berrote

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lofan · 2 months

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It's La Casa de Fashion: Berlin Drift: Season 4: Part 2: Electric Boogaloo: Revengeance and Knuckles at the Olympics

Oh you know it, it's time to talk about this one. This is such a doozy I think it needs to be broken up (haha get it) into several parts, so let's start with the blazer: Goodness gracious that must be shot silk. For those who are not big connoisseurs of fabrics, that means it's silk which has a different color to the weft and warp (aka the threads in one direction are one color, and those woven through them are another). This makes for a stunning range of colors under different lights. Such a fucking shame the only light in here is YELLOW. I want to see this jacket in the daylight so bad please I'll do anything. I don't have definite proof that it's shot silk, but it sure looks like it. Shot silk or not silk (haha good one), it's a really nice jacket. I am absolutely enamored with that bamboo pattern (I think) brocade waistcoat as well. This outfit might not look like it at first glance, but it's extra as hell. Next, let's talk about the shirt. More silk! Hooray! This man is what a silkworm sees in its nightmares. I enjoy his dedication to always buttoning his shirts up all the way, y'know, leave a little to the imagination, keep it nice and modest, not showing off your collarbones like a common tart. All jokes aside, it's a really nice outfit, but if they were to bring it back in S5 Volume 2, I think I would react violently like some sort of a fucked up Pavlov's dog, because I can't even see fucking bamboo pattern brocade anymore without howling and groaning and reciting this scene in its entirety, how the fuck do you think I'm going to handle the whole outfit??

TLDR; Powerful, beautiful

Rating: 5/5 broken hearts

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The same as before, but now with a hat, coat and some unshed tears :) I had to include this because it's such a good look. Imagine just putting on your silly little hat and dropping a line as bomb as "I'm sure, one way or another, time will bring us back together" and then just sauntering off into the night to enjoy a nice dinner with your beautiful wife. I also want to point out the gorgeous sheen in the shirt, ooh that's nice, matches the shine in his eyes- hey what? AUGH- *I am yanked off stage by a cartoonishly large hook*

Rating: 5/5 points of psychic damage I take every time I watch this scene

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"Hey, Andy," you say, "ain't that the last we see of him this season?" Sure is! But I promised an extra special guest didn't I? Well, I have no idea who this guy is and we only saw him once, engaged in some sort of weird slightly sexual mind games with Gandía. But I think we can find it in our hearts to have a look at the outfit of a certain Alfredo Kesman too!

Well, a slate gray suit rarely looks good, and this is no exception. Horrid CEO suit aside, this is a good look. I like the orange tie. I do wish it wasn't patterned, because the striped shirt needs some room to breathe, I think. Love the tie bar, I wish Berlin wore tie bars. With a black or navy suit this look would have been the bomb. Unfortunately there was only one bomb in the Bank of Spain that day (pause for laughter). Anyways, wonder what happened to this guy. He stole a pen, so I hope he's in prison at least.

Rating: 2/5 cups of pretentious tea

Hey! Pssst! Wanna know why that last image looks so bad? You wanna know why it looks like it belongs in a 2012 tumblr gifset? It's because I had to take a picture of my fucking computer screen with my fucking tablet. Because netflix don't let you screenshot in their shitty app, or even if you're using netflix in your browser. I am coming apart at the seams. This is my Joker origin story. Do you know how humiliating it is to sit and hold your fucken tablet up to your pc screen and make sure you don't get screen glare and catch your own dumb reflection in the picture? Make sure the cover isn't dangling into the keys on your keyboard and unpausing the video? And wiggling your cursor around so netflix's stupid little pause screen doesn't come up and ruin your shot? All for a picture of some side character we never even see again?? I am all alone in my home, but I haven't been this embarrassed in years.

See you all in Season 5! Even though I have NO idea how the fuck I'm going to get the pics for that, since I can't... yknow... I can't take screenshots... on netflix. My only choice then is to pirate it. Is this what you wanted,, netflis? IÍ´s this what youb had in mind when you blocked screenshots? Was you. r one and only wish to ppush people to PIRACY? to CRIME?? when I get sent to the slammer for breaking and entering I'm jsut gonna say "ohoho not my fault! Netflix Inc. set me on this path to a life of crime, they lubed up that slippery slope and pushed me right off the edge!"

Wh-what happened? I zoned out for a moment, sorry. See ya in Season 5 Volume 1 :)

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lofan · 2 months

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la casa de papel as tumblr text posts — berlin and palermo edition

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lofan · 2 months

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GUYS PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU, I NEED THE MEME WITH PINK AND BLUE PYJAMAS FOR OTP

HELPP

#draw your otp #Otp #meme #please help

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lofan · 2 months

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HEAR ME OUT-

s3/s4

#Just a cool parallel for you all #These moments have the same vibe #gotham #gotham show #victor zsasz #barbara kean

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lofan · 2 months

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It's amazing how the first season of Money Heist is just nine people who wanted to rob a lot of money in a smart way but forgot about that and then decided to just make out with every single one of their hostages AND each other instead... Okay.... Whatever...