lyrichi

[lyrichi]

brain is actually rotting lol

#I DREW SOMETHING YOU GUYS!!! #im also curious what ppl will notice #👀 #kay time to do engineering work :( #south park #south park fanart #sp fanart #sp fandom #kinda

[lyrichi]

OH NO NO NO YOUR OK DON'T WORRY 😭😭😭

you're not a bother I swear

I just find it kinda adorable that everyone who saw that post took my single working math braincell and ran with it lol

but yeah your good don't sweat it all of us are cringe 😼

sorry for bothering you but

"given that f(x) = x^2 - 5 and g(x) = 2x + 3, what is f(g(x)?" from this post

x^2 - 5 2x + 3 = (x^2 - 5) (2x + 3)

[ use the FOIL METHOD; First, Outer, Inner, Last. search that up if you want to idk ]

= (x^2 · 2x) + (x^2 · 3) + (5 · 2x) + (5 · 3) = 2x^3 + 3x^2 + 10x + 5 = 5x^5 + 25x [ = 30x^6 ]

what the fuck am I doing with my life,, solving a random math problem on tumblr for no reason from some obey me post

im absolutely sure that my solution and equation is utterly incorrect cuz I think so and im a terrible explainator (what isbthag that ia not a word) (and yes i did calculate this on a piece of scrap paper I found on my side tabel cuz I'm boredmele)

Dawg I'mma be real w you I don't understand how I like activated everybody's (in the om fandom) math tingle like 😭😭

so many reposts and/or comments have been ppl solving it and it's kinda funny ngl

I love you and everyone who wants to help me w math that ik how to do :D

OK BUT ANYWAYS

I learned how to solve it differently actually; so instead of using foil (LOVE FOIL FUCK THE BOX METHOD IT CAN KILL ITSELF) you quite literally plug in g(x) as x for f(x) cause it's like.... yk f(g(x)

So it's literally (2x + 3)^2

All you gotta do is plug in the value of g(x) as the x for f

Yeah :DD

[lyrichi]

sorry for bothering you but

"given that f(x) = x^2 - 5 and g(x) = 2x + 3, what is f(g(x)?" from this post

x^2 - 5 2x + 3 = (x^2 - 5) (2x + 3)

[ use the FOIL METHOD; First, Outer, Inner, Last. search that up if you want to idk ]

= (x^2 · 2x) + (x^2 · 3) + (5 · 2x) + (5 · 3) = 2x^3 + 3x^2 + 10x + 5 = 5x^5 + 25x [ = 30x^6 ]

what the fuck am I doing with my life,, solving a random math problem on tumblr for no reason from some obey me post

im absolutely sure that my solution and equation is utterly incorrect cuz I think so and im a terrible explainator (what isbthag that ia not a word) (and yes i did calculate this on a piece of scrap paper I found on my side tabel cuz I'm boredmele)

Dawg I'mma be real w you I don't understand how I like activated everybody's (in the om fandom) math tingle like 😭😭

so many reposts and/or comments have been ppl solving it and it's kinda funny ngl

I love you and everyone who wants to help me w math that ik how to do :D

OK BUT ANYWAYS

I learned how to solve it differently actually; so instead of using foil (LOVE FOIL FUCK THE BOX METHOD IT CAN KILL ITSELF) you quite literally plug in g(x) as x for f(x) cause it's like.... yk f(g(x)

So it's literally (2x + 3)^2

All you gotta do is plug in the value of g(x) as the x for f

Yeah :DD

#what type of shit am I on #im speaking like a scholar #🤓 #but yeah allat off a spur of the moment shitpost #ahaha #love my life #AND FR LOVE YALL WHO ANSWER IT #😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 #thats me kissing you on the lips with consent #ehe #okay I'm fried time to do eng work

[lyrichi]

DO IT GIGGLE 🗣

WHAT.

[lyrichi]

You guys holy shit what the fuck

#how did I do this #with just fuckin incorrect quotes #10000 likes #thank you

[lyrichi]

mc: where were you during 9/11

solomon: banging your mother

mc: no you weren't

solomon: how would you know? you weren't born before 9/11

mc: that's besides the point

#whattt....... birth didn't exist before 9/11 #😟 #but no yeah your good : D #kinda made it based on my birthday don't tell anyone #:D #but now I'm imagining this fuckwad assuming when mc was born and being wrong #lol

[lyrichi]

mc: where were you during 9/11

solomon: banging your mother

mc: no you weren't

solomon: how would you know? you weren't born before 9/11

mc: that's besides the point

#imagine going up to this scumbag and just asking #where were you when the Roman Empire fell? 🥺 #like #dawg idk #abyway #no I want born before 9/11 #😼 #alright fuckers #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me solomon #yeah

[lyrichi]

[mc is reading a devildom textbook that is on human world history]

mc: .......

satan: ... you look troubled

mc: yeah cause it's all wrong

satan: what do you mean?

mc: well, first of all it says the earth is flat

#why did it take me so long to come up with an outrageously wrong history fact #uh #im literally studying the cold war rn #yeah #wo hoo #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan

[lyrichi]

ask prompt for the day: which character would you rather gnaw off your own arm hamster style than be locked in a room with for 24 hours. but you have to get creative with it and tell me why

#look I love tsukasa from tbhk but like #he would actually eat my arm before I did #like 😭 #RHAT AND WHY WOULD HE DO THAT TO MY BOY MITSUBA #HE JUST WANTED A GAY LITTLE RELATIOMSHIP #AARRRGGGGGGGGHH #AA #okay :D

[lyrichi]

LAUNDERING SCHEME LAUNDERING SCHEME LAUNDERING SCHEME

#WJAJWAHAHA #get boiled #i mean booped #all of you #NONE CAN ESCAPE ME #WHAHAHAHAHHA #👹👹👹 #anyway #boop o meter #tumblr boop #artwork #my art #Woo

[lyrichi]

[mc is on a gameshow]

host: what is a monologue, or series of lines, that you remember word for word?

[BZZT]

mc, acting this all out w different voices and everything: I think I know the answer Mr Garrison! Me-me-me-me-me-me.. Shut up fat boy! Ay don't call me fat you fuckin' Jew! Eric, did you just say the f-word?...Jew? No he's talking about fuck, you can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass. Kyle! Why the fuck not? Eric! Dude you just said fuck again! Stanley! Fuck. Kenny! What's the big deal it doesn't hurt anybody, fuck fuckity-fuck fuck fuck. How would you like to see the school counselor? How would you like to suck my balls? What did you say? Oh i-i'm sorry, I'm sorry, actually, what I said was; how would you like to suck mah baws, Mr Garrison? ......Holy shit dude.

#i need help #why do I remember the whole thing #😭😭 #anyway love south park fight me #ehehehe #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc

[lyrichi]

I want to tease the shit out of the om characters by singing Momento Mori: the most important thing in the world

like it's all fuckin about death and how everyone fucking dies and to get over it

kinda idk

"heaven, hell, nirvana, nothing, noone knows how it ends"

here's the link if you wanna listen to the song;

thanks for listening to my ted talk

#i love will wood I CANT CONTAIN MYSELF #also music rec kinda #Muah Muah love all of you #hydrate #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me #yeah #Spotify

[lyrichi]

[mc is sitting w belphie and satan; anti-lucifer league shenanigans] [[belphie is asleep lol]]

mc sees luci: omg is that lucifer

satan looks up: tch- yeah.

mc pulls out a straw from nowhere:

satan: what are you doing

[mc puts the straw up to their mouth and shoots the gum in their mouth at lucifer, it lands in his hair]

[mc slowly looks over at satan and they make eye contact]

mc: bullseye

#idk I think it'd be funny to pull highschool movie type pranks on luci #ehehehe #I feel evil #lucifer's terrible horrible no good very bad day #:D #anyway #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me satan #obey me belphie #obey me lucifer

[lyrichi]

[asmo is laying on mc's bed while mc does something at their desk]

asmo: what are you doing over there?

mc: math

asmo, humming: what kind?

mc: algebra 2

asmo, looking over at mc and trying to start a conversation: why don't you tell me about it?

mc, tiredly reading the problem: given that f(x) = x² - 5, and g(x) = 2x + 3, what is f(g(x)?

asmo, kind of stunned:

#YAY MORE SP PEOPLE 😍 #and same #like omG #and that absolutely adorable #i love that #bullies for the WIN #all the news in my area is abt the tiktok ban #and the beef between Americans and Brits :(((((( #hate it here

[lyrichi]

mc: and then 1997 South Park episode "cartman gets an anal probe" is aired as the pilot episode and--

solomon: okay-

mc: --launching a 26 series show that is still ongoing with specials

[asmo is laying on mc's bed while mc does something at their desk]

asmo: what are you doing over there?

mc: math

asmo, humming: what kind?

mc: algebra 2

asmo, looking over at mc and trying to start a conversation: why don't you tell me about it?

mc, tiredly reading the problem: given that f(x) = x² - 5, and g(x) = 2x + 3, what is f(g(x)?

asmo, kind of stunned:

#that is so slay #I saw a tiktok that was addressing the difference between news #specifically a while back when there were fires in NY #and they were freaking out #but everyone in California;; land of earthquakes and fire #was deadass like just stay inside #and then in Canada #(I don't remember where specifically) #the news was just like #the lakes are dirty let's fix that :D #anyway #i saw my opportunity to talk about South Park sorry about that :((

[lyrichi]

mc: and-- and- [pause]

solomon: 🤨

mc: fuck it 16th century journey to the west was written and then in 19-something dragon ball z was made

[asmo is laying on mc's bed while mc does something at their desk]

asmo: what are you doing over there?

mc: math

asmo, humming: what kind?

mc: algebra 2

asmo, looking over at mc and trying to start a conversation: why don't you tell me about it?

mc, tiredly reading the problem: given that f(x) = x² - 5, and g(x) = 2x + 3, what is f(g(x)?

asmo, kind of stunned:

#thats so valid #same kinda abt the history nerd #but it's more mythology #wahaha #also I've never been to canada I should move there #hate the us #it can BURN #🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[lyrichi]

mc: the french revolution,

solomon: I'd revolt against the government for you anyday

mc: have fun with that guillotine

[asmo is laying on mc's bed while mc does something at their desk]

asmo: what are you doing over there?

mc: math

asmo, humming: what kind?

mc: algebra 2

asmo, looking over at mc and trying to start a conversation: why don't you tell me about it?

mc, tiredly reading the problem: given that f(x) = x² - 5, and g(x) = 2x + 3, what is f(g(x)?

asmo, kind of stunned:

#lol I didn't even know that #i learned something today #ive only ever heard it bein talked about like all of them were burned #love the schooling system #omg!!