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Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

#mal #kittyblogging #mal update: legs gone #mal update 2: legs returned #catblr #cat #kitty #singular orange brain cell #just one #as a treat

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#saer suggested i add my favorite bible verse #ezekiel 23:20 #havent touched my tumblr in ages but this was worth it ok

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The poison leaves bit by bit, not all at once. Be patient. You are healing.

Yasmin Mogahed (via extraterrestrialskies)

#quote #things to remember

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People ask how the combat in Soul Eater works. This is more or less accurate enough. 

#i mean. yeah #soul eater

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i want a word for the almost-home. that point where the highway’s monotony becomes familiar that subway stop whose name will always wake you from day’s-end dozing that first glimpse of the skyline that you never loved until you left it behind. what do you call the exit sign you see even in your dreams? is there a name for the airport terminal you come back to, comfortably exhausted? i need a word for rounding your corner onto your street, for seeing your city on the horizon, for flying homewards down your highway. give me a word for the boundary between the world you went to see and the small one you call your own. i want a word for the moment you know you’re almost home.

there and back again, n.m.h.  (via lotteduerre)

#quotes #almost home #this makes my breath catch in my throat in a way it's hard to explain

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There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror 2. Panic 3. 14 missed calls from mom 4. Username or password is incorrect 5. “We need to talk”

#alternately #14 missed calls from dad #but yeah

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cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

#i hate this thanks

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“Ace Hardware: No screwing, just lots of screws.”

“Ace Hardware: Nail your roof, not your partner.”

“Ace Hardware: For when it really is just a hammer in your pocket”

One of my friends wanted to see a photomanip of the ace hardware logo in ace flag colors, and then I thought of these terrible puns, so here you go.

#dshsdfdf fuck #ace hardware #ace stuff #asexuality

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Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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spent today drawing horse anime

i’m proud of my life choices

#oooh these are so pretty #fanart #my little pony #mlp #my little pony: friendship is magic #mlp:fim #twilight sparkle #rarity #pinkie pie #rainbow dash #applejack #fluttershy

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after making this post i prety much HAD to draw this

#SHUT UP YOU GECKO PIECE OF SHIT #this is gr8 #comic #fanart #pokemon #groudon #kyogre #rayquaza

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#oh hell yeah #useful info #guide #farmers market #produce

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Some of my favorite tattoos I’ve done this year, I’m on IG as bug_b1tes if anyone wants to see more of my tattoo stuff

#bls look at the tattoos my wife has done #if u go to their insta u can also find the ones they did for me if u go lookin #like they dont say its on me but #the huge pokemon thigh piece that isnt finished. thats me #its great #theyre doing great #honestly saers tattoos are amazing go check em out #also reblog #[points water gun at u] reblog my wifes art

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Your pets after you bring your phone out to film them doing something

#like last night we got half a video of mal #on top of one of the bookshelves #who had just discovered the wire hanging from the empty smoke alarm mount #and he was like 'sus' #and was deadass about to jump to get it #and then he looked over and saw the phone #like #'i know what that box means' #'that box means im boutta do somethin stupid' #its like the pet owner version of 'are you sure you want to do that?' from your dm

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//scurries in

hi it has been way too fucking long since i posted but im gonna try to start posting again. but. theres. gonna be a damn deluge of art coming so uhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna try and break it up some. at least vaguely.

anyhow o/ hi i should probably start reblogging stuff again too huh

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this is probably the most impressive thing i’ve done lately. i’m still so damn proud of it

scene from the kingsreach 5e campaign i’m in! a bit of context and bonus silly version under cut!

purple: arvalen (npc); white and dead: carunas (pc, cleric)

backstory expo session showing in a sort of shared dream-session how current carunas (who is a reborn one) died and was reborn. his city was destroyed by invaders (because it’s a city of necromancers and Necromancy Bad except Osovan necromancers are pretty chill and not enslave-y) and he and his family were able to escape, in the process releasing arvalen (his best friend, imprisoned for Cwimes) to help him escape as well

except they were jumped outside of the city and everyone but arvalen killed (bc arvalen is effectively immortal) and after arvalen wrecked the enemies’ shit he proceeded to absolutely lose it, refuse to accept carunas’s death, and then fused part of his immortal demon heart to carunas’s and brought him back. (it got complicated from there)

carunas (and his player) didn’t know this was how it went down and the whole session was just intense and amazing and breathtaking and the reason why i started recording our sessions because i was Not going to miss something like that again. (yes everyone knows they’re being recorded. im also using it for animatics. i only have one done so far but im working on it ok)

anyhow here’s the silly version, cawunas and awvawen:

#pandydraws #art #dnd #dungeons and dragons #explorers of kingsreach campaign #dnd 5e #arvalen #carunas #blood tw #death tw #guys im still so god damn proud of this ok #cries #so many things that i feel like i did well #this is so rare #what the fuck

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Art Fight attack for @malafight

#AAAAA THIS IS LOVELY!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! #art #artfight #toximon #oc #digimon