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multi-fandom-messss 10 months
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Kilorn: what's up guys 馃槑
Kilorn: On today's episode of "How in hell is Kilorn Going to Piss of Mare" me and my best bro Cal are going to do something epic, would you like to tell them what we're doing Cal
Cal: We're going to ride some sharks and make them jump through flaming hoops
Kilorn: There's you have it folks. We're about to do something incredibly dumb and stupid. Stay tuned to see how mad Mare gets ;)
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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evangeline samos: *exists as a fictional character*
me: im gay very very gay-
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Me: what?! I'd never marry a man that already has three wives
The man and his wives in question:
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Me:
Me: so where do I sign up-
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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How I hc the Red Queen characters sexualities, genders, and pronouns
Mare- She/her cisgender but probably bi or pan (I don't think straight woman look out other woman and take note to how beautiful or muscular they are every few minutes)
Cal- He/him cis, bi?? either straight or bi with a preference for woman
Kilorn- he/they transmasc, pansexual (and definitely had a crush on cal at some point prove me wrong)
Farley- they/she demifemme, probably bi
Maven- he/him transman, and bi
Evangeline- she/they cis lesbian
Gisa- they/she demifemme pan asexual
Cameron- she/her cis aroace (idc if her and kilorn were supposed to be together she's aroace)
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Sabtio is the biggest giyuu simp out there prove me wrong
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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ok ok, acnh players here me out-
Cj: babe we need to have a talk about your little uh- collection
Flick: what collection?
Cj: I mean all of your bugs. you have too many of them
Flick: *gasps* How could you say such a thing. these are my trusty spirit guides and emotional support friends
Cj: I'm just saying you can't keep every bug you meet. I mean our house is littered with bugs and cages
Flick: First of all, you are no better with your fish and second of all I will never stop adopting my little friends
Cj: ok so if you had to choose between me, your loving and caring boyfriend and business partner or a few bugs you'd choo-
Flick: I'd choose my precious bugs over you in a heartbeat
Cj: wow
Cj: you didn't even hesitate
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Sabito: that's it I'm stabbing the next person that talks bad about my lover and no one can stop me
Giyuu, across the room: why am I so fucking worthless
Shinobu: *appears out of nowhere* I can help you with that if you want sabito
Sabito:
Sabito: ok look I could probably make an exception just this once-
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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because he had percy probably
Percy: I really hate your dad sometimes
Thalia: me too.
Percy: so you hate Zeus sometimes?
Thalia: I meant your dad but that works too
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Percy: I really hate your dad sometimes
Thalia: me too.
Percy: so you hate Zeus sometimes?
Thalia: I meant your dad but that works too
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Thalia: Do you have a crush on a-
Percy, panicking: Pfftt what no of course not what would make you say that I have crush on Annabeth who told you that
Thalia: -anyone
Percy:
Thalia: I was going to say do you have a crush on anyone. I wasn't going to say anything about Annabeth
Percy: ok look I swear it's not what it seems like-
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Annabeth: you know it always seems like I either hate myself or think I'm better than everyone else
Thalia: I think most half-bloods feel like that
Percy: ... so I guess you can call it a demigod complex then
Annabeth:
Thalia: I mean you're not wrong
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Grover: uhh so hypothetically speaking what would you do if I were to find a bunch of stray cats and let them stay in your cabin while you were gone
Grover: hypothetically of course
Percy: *hears a bunch of meows come from his cabin* What did you do
Grover: I think you know
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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If you don't simp for Tengen Uzui and/or his wives I don't trust you
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Botw Link is a they/he/she nonbinary pansexual and botw Zelda is a she/they demigirl lesbian prove me wrong
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Link: I swear that I haven't came across a person that doesn't find me attractive
Link: I mean that random lady I met at an Inn once? Loves me and thinks I love her
Link: Princess Zelda? Loves me even though we haven't even spoken in 100 years
Link: Mipha and her little brother Sidon? Both like me for some reason
Link: the sarcastic and egotistic bird person I can't remember the name of? Obviously had a crush on me
Link: like seriously it's impossible to walk 2 steps without someone confessing their love for me
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Tanjiro: We can defeat Muzan because we have something he doesn't
Zenitsu: fear and crippling anxieties?
Tanjiro: uh no :/
Inosuke: lord inosuke and his flashy moves?
Tanjiro: also no
Kanao: Unbridled rage and sense of justice?
Tanjiro: close but no
Nezuko: hmph!
Tanjiro: I have no idea what you just said but no
Genya: then what do we have?
Tanjiro: 馃挅馃寛The Power of friendship馃挅馃寛 :D
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multi-fandom-messss 2 years
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Genya: I'd like to be a bit more than "just friends" with you
Muichiro: So like, bestfriends
Genya: A bit more than that too
Muichiro: Mega bestfriends?
Muichiro: I've always wanted a mega bestfriend
Genya:
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